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#6449

We only speak of Heather in hushed tones.

— Alex [2019-10-02]
Blasphemous on Bonus Stream
#6448

As with most things, we must blame the children.

— Graham [2019-10-01]
Destiny 2 on New Day Tewsday
#6447

Every kill I get makes me more zoomy.

— Graham [2019-10-01]
Destiny 2 on New Day Tewsday
#6446

I feel confident that we can.....oh.

— Cameron [2019-10-01]
Destiny 2 on New Day Tewsday
#6445

Let's fuck around on the moon!

— Cameron [2019-10-01]
Destiny 2 on New Day Tewsday
#6444

This is the bad shape.

— Cameron [2019-10-01]
Destiny 2 on New Day Tewsday
#6443

The crack in my butt is also my weak point.

— Cameron [2019-10-01]
Destiny 2 on New Day Tewsday
#6442

So there's this thing called moxie...

— Jacob, repeatedly [2019-10-01]
None on Dice Friends
#6441

I will name my ulcers after each of you.

— Jacob [2019-09-30]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6440

Dale-M I do that.

— Beej [2019-09-30]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6439

Even Dale can't prepare for Dale.

— Jacob [2019-09-30]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6438

That was 3rd session Jacob. He was an asshole.

— Jacob [2019-09-30]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6437

'When you said "fix," I don't know what that means to Ian.' 'I know how to find out!'

— Jacob and Dale [2019-09-30]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6436

There's no reason not to tell Dale.

— Ian [2019-09-30]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6435

Why don't we take this moment to scream?

— Kathleen, as Kennedy [2019-09-30]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6434

Please give me some sort of roll for steering a whale.

— Dale [2019-09-30]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6433

You know, what this needs is the chance of a blubber explosion.

— Kathleen [2019-09-30]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6432

And just to check in, again, we're all friends, yes?

— Jacob, as Jordan [2019-09-30]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6431

I like my mouth, but I'll take any mouth.

— Kathleen, as Kennedy [2019-09-30]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6430

I want something where I can press a button and throw it at somebody and turn them into not somebody.

— Kathleen, as Kennedy
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6429

Ben had to die in fire. You have to be alive to sleep.

— Adam [2019-09-28]
World of Warcraft on Play it Forward
#6428

Perfect! I'm down to get naked.

— James [2019-09-28]
World of Warcraft on Play it Forward
#6427

Jesus Christ, James!

— Adam and Cameron, simultaneously [2019-09-28]
World of Warcraft on Play it Forward
#6426

How drunk is drunk?

— James [2019-09-28]
World of Warcraft on Play it Forward
#6425

It's unethical to team up in a MMO.

— Cameron [2019-09-28]
World of Warcraft on Play it Forward