Quotes – LRRbot

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#6555

It was my first time and I wanted to do a good job.

— Andrew, about intending to rent a tank for his Desert Bus driver intro [2019-11-10]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#6554

Adults are stupid.

— Beej [2019-11-10]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#6553

I've been left in control of Chat, and I've been subjecting them to me.

— Cameron [2019-11-10]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#6552

Now is probably not a great time to mention I have a vertigo issue.

— Wiggins, while spinning in place [2019-11-09]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#6551

I'm helping!

— Graham, helpfully [2019-11-09]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#6550

Any colour can be sad if you try hard enough!

— Jacob [2019-11-09]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#6549

Roughage and black coffee, what could go wrong?

— Kathleen [2019-11-09]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#6548

You probably don't want to touch my body because it's all lubed up.

— Beej [2019-11-09]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#6547

I think it's very metal.

— Graham, calmly and matter-of-factly [2019-11-08]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#6546

How does taxidermy change the mouthfeel of a dead goose?

— Graham [2019-11-08]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#6545

Never cross the beards.

— James [2019-11-08]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#6544

I may have become.... a little stabbed.

— Serge [2019-11-08]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#6543

They have a plan and I have boundless energy so let's do this.

— Serge
None on Bonus Stream
#6542

It's good words!

— Serge [2019-11-07]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#6541

Let's go collect some fingers!

— Cori [2019-11-05]
The Outer Worlds on Talking Simulator
#6539

I'm actually really happy with the way this skin is peeling off.

— Ian [2019-10-31]
Art on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#6538

If you enjoy something, and want to realise why you're wrong and should actually hate that thing, just go to the subreddit for it.

— Graham [2019-10-31]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#6537

I've read a lot of things that I probably shouldn't have.

— Heather [2019-10-30]
Board Games on AFK
#6536

You maggots are terrible at sharing!

— Paul [2019-10-30]
Board Games on AFK
#6535

I'm here for a TPK, so I'm taking you all down.

— Heather [2019-10-30]
Board Games on AFK
#6534

We're working together to entertain people, which means we need to fight.

— Ian [2019-10-30]
Board Games on AFK
#6533

Everything about Heather is so great.

— Bengineering [2019-10-30]
Board Games on AFK
#6532

You can't account for Serge.

— James [2019-10-30]
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare on Play it Forward
#6531

Fun fact: I'm actually John Oliver.

— James [2019-10-30]
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare on Play it Forward
#6530

I think it's a good time for us to restart, and put on our new face.

— Cori [2019-10-29]
Occupy White Walls on Talking Simulator