Quotes – LRRbot

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#6386

Soon I will have shoulders.

— James [2019-09-12]
World of Warcraft on Play it Forward
#6385

I pickpocketed her earlier, I didn't even know she was a boss.

— Cameron [2019-09-12]
World of Warcraft on Play it Forward
#6384

Why do I keep losing so many friends?

— James [2019-09-12]
World of Warcraft on Play it Forward
#6383

I say a lot of things. I can't be expected to remember or explain all of them.

— Ian [2019-09-11]
Board Games on AFK
#6382

Yay, I'm evil!

— Serge [2019-09-11]
Board Games on AFK
#6381

I'm the nicest! I'm the cinnamon roll!

— Adam [2019-09-11]
Board Games on AFK
#6380

We are all hot pieces of ass!

— Jacob [2019-09-11]
Love Thyself - A Horatio Story on Now Kiss!
#6379

Yeah, gimmie them green panties!

— James [2019-09-11]
World of Warcraft on Play it Forward
#6378

There's a chance that whatever I just said was stupid.

— James [2019-09-11]
World of Warcraft on Play it Forward
#6377

I'm looking for hot, single centaurs in my area.

— James [2019-09-11]
World of Warcraft on Play it Forward
#6376

Every way is the right way if you go far enough.

— James [2019-09-11]
World of Warcraft on Play it Forward
#6375

Oh, I can find a coffee worth your life, James.

— Serge [2019-09-10]
Minecraft: Super-Hostile on Mine O'Clock
#6374

Subway: Blaze fresh.

— Serge [2019-09-10]
Minecraft: Super-Hostile on Mine O'Clock
#6373

I can't think of anything clever to say. Sandwich!

— Jacob [2019-09-09]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6372

It's a reality program! That means it's scripted!

— Ian, as Ira [2019-09-09]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6371

Thank you for the opportunity to totally bone myself.' 'You're welcome!'

— Jacob and Dale [2019-09-09]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6370

It's okay! A penguin, Indian Jones, a dinosaur, and some guy will take care of it.

— Graham [2019-09-09]
Unrailed! on Crossing the Streams
#6369

I'm very much myself and I can't be stopped.

— Ian [2019-09-08]
pop'n music 10 on Rhythm Cafe
#6368

A closet is better than a human being.

— Bengineering [2019-09-04]
Board Games on AFK
#6367

No hitting above the belt. Or below the belt. No hitting at all.

— Ian [2019-08-31]
None on Play it Forward
#6366

If you're gonna lean into something, lean into our dicks.

— Beej [2019-08-31]
None on Play it Forward
#6365

I feel like I might be the type of person who can T-pose for dominance over gravity.

— Ian [2019-08-26]
None on Dice Friends
#6364

'I don't know why you would ever play a RAM card.' 'I'm going to play a RAM card.'

— Dale and Cori [2019-08-26]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6363

My heart is Japan.

— Ian [2019-08-25]
pop'n music 10 on Rhythm Cafe
#6362

Where's my skeleton?

— Alex [2019-08-23]
Magic: The Gathering on Crossing the Streams