Quotes – LRRbot

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#6652

'You are not helping.' 'I am absolutely helping, just not the way you want!'

— Beej and Heather [2019-12-25]
Games + Demos on Bonus Stream
#6651

I must protect my fur baby forever!

— Beej [2019-12-25]
Games + Demos on Bonus Stream
#6650

Live with your monstrosities!!

— Heather, to Beej [2019-12-25]
Games + Demos on Bonus Stream
#6649

I'm worse than children.

— Beej [2019-12-25]
Games + Demos on Bonus Stream
#6648

You can't stop me, I'm player 2!

— Heather [2019-12-25]
Super Mario Bros. 3 on Bonus Stream
#6647

I don't play hard video games, I only play Hollow Knight.

— Heather [2019-12-25]
Super Mario Bros. 3 on Bonus Stream
#6646

It's called a garbage can, not eating them.

— Heather [2019-12-25]
Super Mario Bros. 3 on Bonus Stream
#6645

Stop it! Stop having babies!

— Cori [2019-12-24]
Blade Runner on Bonus Stream
#6644

Bug James instead.

— Heather [2019-12-22]
Lofi Ping Pong on Rhythm Cafe
#6643

Words have meaning, which is why I like to make up so many words.

— Ian [2019-12-22]
Shenmue III on Play it Forward
#6642

We can't put our face through the cat anus.

— Graham [2019-12-21]
Music on LoadingReadyLive
#6641

Your turn is coming!

— Heather, while pointing menacingly at Beej. [2019-12-21]
Music on LoadingReadyLive
#6640

This is definitely a three-bears situation. Too soft, too hard, both!

— Heather [2019-12-21]
Music on LoadingReadyLive
#6639

I think I might have actually succeeded in spite of myself.

— Ian [2019-12-21]
Music on LoadingReadyLive
#6638

That seems like a James problem

— Cameron [2019-12-21]
Music on LoadingReadyLive
#6637

Now that's what I call a plate of hot brown.

— Ian [2019-12-21]
Music on LoadingReadyLive
#6636

That was a weird thing to say at this moment in time, Cameron.

— Cameron [2019-12-21]
Music on LoadingReadyLive
#6635

'I think this is a noble first attempt.' 'Well you only get one attempt.'

— Cameron and Graham [2019-12-21]
Music on LoadingReadyLive
#6634

When has Cameron ever been wrong?

— Adam [2019-12-21]
Persona 5 on Adam's Gamehaüs
#6633

I wouldn't try to mess with Heather.

— Serge [2019-12-17]
Slay the Spire on Talking Simulator
#6632

Do you remember all the pain I've experienced?

— Serge [2019-12-17]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6631

Nobody needs to see my face larger.

— James [2019-12-17]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6630

I would sacrifice it all for a moose.

— James [2019-12-16]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#6629

Hi, I'm Ian and I'm angry about software and computers.

— Ian [2019-12-15]
Lofi Ping Pong on Rhythm Cafe
#6628

LRRbot will be around forever.

— Heather [2019-12-15]
Lofi Ping Pong on Rhythm Cafe