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  1. #6624
    Everything west of the polar bear is mine.
    — Graham [2019-12-12]
    Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  2. #6623
    I'm not dealing with real things today.
    — Ian [2019-12-12]
    Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  3. #6622
    Here's a bag of legs.
    — Graham [2019-12-12]
    Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  4. #6621
    Boy, I just had a flashback to prison there.
    — Ian [2019-12-11]
    Shenmue III on Play it Forward
  5. #6620
    It's all on you, Nude Dennis.
    — Ben [2019-12-11]
    Board Games on AFK
  6. #6619
    It ain't gonna get easier on the back side.
    — Paul [2019-12-11]
    Board Games on AFK
  7. #6618
    We want you to be perfectly aware of your own mortality.
    — Bengineering [2019-12-11]
    Board Games on AFK
  8. #6617
    I'll jump on those hangry ghouls with you.
    — Bengineering, to Beej [2019-12-11]
    Board Games on AFK
  9. #6616
    What would a naked cat rogue do?
    — Beej [2019-12-11]
    Board Games on AFK
  10. #6615
    Can I borrow your meat shields again?
    — Cori, to Ben [2019-12-11]
    Board Games on AFK
  11. #6614
    Mike Holmes would be so upset with all of you!
    — Bengineering [2019-12-11]
    Board Games on AFK
  12. #6613
    How do I...anything?
    — Alex [2019-12-11]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  13. #6612
    A ship is just a boat that's been stretched.
    — Alex [2019-12-11]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  14. #6611
    Nobody knows what anything means anymore.
    — RebelliousUno [2019-12-10]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  15. #6610
    If you don't rhyme on your Mic check, people can't hear you.
    — Serge [2019-12-10]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  16. #6609
    I feel like I did the right thing today...and that's destruction.
    — Matt Griffiths, as March [2019-12-09]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  17. #6608
    I appreciate your technical correctness.
    — Cameron [2019-12-09]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  18. #6607
    I open my inner Kevin eyes.
    — Serge [2019-12-09]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  19. #6606
    Crime time!
    — Erika [2019-12-09]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  20. #6605
    I don't want to sound like I'm vindictive, because I'm VERY vindictive...
    — Serge, as Sebastian [2019-12-09]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  21. #6604
    You just don't know the depth of our house ruling.
    — Paul [2019-12-09]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  22. #6603
    I've never been so happy to see a pixellated skull!
    — Ian [2019-12-08]
    Pistol Whip on Rhythm Cafe
  23. #6602
    I'm completely lost. This is great!
    — Ian [2019-12-08]
    Shenmue III on Play it Forward
  24. #6601
    Y'know, putting 100% of our trust within the fortune teller... Probably not the best idea to begin with?
    — Ian [2019-12-07]
    Shenmue III on Play it Forward
  25. #6600
    I've never said this before: It smells nice in here.
    — Graham [2019-12-07]
    Persona 5 on Adam's Gamehaüs