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  1. #6418
    I've never been a participator, and I won't start now.
    — Kathleen [2019-09-23]
    None on Dice Friends
  2. #6417
    I flew like an actual thing that flies!
    — Beej, amazed [2019-09-23]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  3. #6416
    I straight-up don't know what's going on with you guys.
    — Dale, as GM [2019-09-23]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  4. #6415
    Dale's the computer dice of our heart.
    — Kathleen [2019-09-23]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  5. #6414
    Desperation can be a good time for all!
    — Dale [2019-09-23]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  6. #6413
    WHAT IS THIS WEEB SHIT?
    — Beej, announcing himself [2019-09-21]
    Persona 5 on Adam's Gamehaüs
  7. #6412
    I hate this universe, I hate how dumb everybody is.
    — Adam [2019-09-21]
    Persona 5 on Adam's Gamehaüs
  8. #6411
    I don't think I could beat myself in a fight.
    — Adam [2019-09-20]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  9. #6410
    From Hell's heart, I bucket thee.
    — Cameron [2019-09-20]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  10. #6409
    Zombie or not, the dog should get good pets.
    — Heather [2019-09-19]
    Just Chatting on CheckPoint Plus
  11. #6408
    How big does the fish tank have to be before it's a pool?
    — Paul [2019-09-19]
    Just Chatting on CheckPoint Plus
  12. #6407
    My story is that I'm really gay.
    — Matt Griffiths [2019-09-18]
    Board Games on AFK
  13. #6406
    The best thing about drugs is they help you find more drugs!
    — Ben [2019-09-17]
    Resident Evil 7 biohazard on Let's NOPE
  14. #6405
    As we say in Canada: E zed, P Zed.
    — Serge [2019-09-17]
    Minecraft: Super-Hostile on Mine O'Clock
  15. #6404
    Everything we do here seems wrong.
    — RebelliousUno [2019-09-17]
    Minecraft: Super-Hostile on Mine O'Clock
  16. #6403
    Why does a pig's arse have eyes?
    — RebelliousUno [2019-09-17]
    Minecraft: Super-Hostile on Mine O'Clock
  17. #6402
    If you want to you can just climb into it's butt.
    — Serge [2019-09-17]
    Minecraft: Super-Hostile on Mine O'Clock
  18. #6401
    I don't care about the sunk cost fallacy.
    — Serge [2019-09-17]
    Minecraft: Super-Hostile on Mine O'Clock
  19. #6400
    It's the fire, it's so bad.
    — James [2019-09-17]
    Minecraft: Super-Hostile on Mine O'Clock
  20. #6399
    What are you doing like a rockstar?' 'I'm stuck in this glass case of emotion with you.'
    — Serge and James [2019-09-17]
    Minecraft: Super-Hostile on Mine O'Clock
  21. #6398
    The teeth are too strong and bite too deeply.
    — Ian [2019-09-16]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  22. #6397
    Nobody ever uses the word "plummet" when everything is fine.
    — Beej [2019-09-16]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  23. #6396
    Fuck me up, Dale.
    — Jacob [2019-09-16]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  24. #6395
    I've never claimed to be fair.
    — Dale [2019-09-16]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  25. #6394
    Now you're thinking with dino!
    — Jacob [2019-09-16]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends