Quotes – LRRbot

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#6514

I'm that one!

— Heather, about Kathleen [2019-10-24]
Just Chatting on CheckPoint Plus
#6513

You know what is the most messed up thing of all? Capitalism.

— Matt Griffiths [2019-10-23]
Board Games on AFK
#6512

'What's your stance on Jars?' 'Free the thing, but be prepared to kill it.'

— Cori and Heather [2019-10-22]
Hollow Knight on Talking Simulator
#6511

Chat, go be nice to James.

— Cameron [2019-10-22]
Hollow Knight on Talking Simulator
#6510

Well we cheated, and we did the easier one, but we did it!

— James [2019-10-22]
Minecraft: Super-Hostile on Mine O'Clock
#6509

I'd like to get out of you so I could see please.

— Serge [2019-10-22]
Minecraft: Super-Hostile on Mine O'Clock
#6508

If anything, I'm the hero that Chat deserves.

— Serge [2019-10-22]
Minecraft: Super-Hostile on Mine O'Clock
#6507

How many times can we count James' hubris?

— Serge [2019-10-22]
Minecraft: Super-Hostile on Mine O'Clock
#6506

We're not cheating a cow this far forward.

— Serge [2019-10-22]
Minecraft: Super-Hostile on Mine O'Clock
#6505

I'll be the judge of whether or not you're an idiot.

— Serge, to James [2019-10-22]
Minecraft: Super-Hostile on Mine O'Clock
#6504

Autojump was a mistake!

— RebelliousUno [2019-10-22]
Minecraft: Super-Hostile on Mine O'Clock
#6503

If everything is Kappa, nothing is Kappa!

— Serge [2019-10-21]
Moonlighter on Play it Forward
#6502

'Secretly evil?' I'm not secretly anything.

— Heather [2019-10-20]
Lanota on Rhythm Cafe
#6501

I never skip finger day.

— Heather [2019-10-20]
Lanota on Rhythm Cafe
#6500

I never want people to be unhappy. Have you met me?

— Serge [2019-10-19]
Moonlighter on Adam's Gamehaüs
#6499

Maybe Mr Blobby will have some cultural value that is not clear now.

— Paul [2019-10-17]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#6498

Her hitbox showed up before she did.

— Alex [2019-10-17]
Blasphemous on Bonus Stream
#6497

Believe in the me that believes in me.

— Serge [2019-10-15]
Minecraft: Super-Hostile on Mine O'Clock
#6496

You left the door open and let the fire zombies in! You absolute melon!

— Serge [2019-10-15]
Minecraft: Super-Hostile on Mine O'Clock
#6495

If it ain't wool, don't get greedy.

— Serge [2019-10-15]
Minecraft: Super-Hostile on Mine O'Clock
#6494

Our car is an anime villain.

— Adam [2019-10-14]
None on Dice Friends
#6493

I generally drive until my tummy tells me to stop.

— James [2019-10-14]
None on Dice Friends
#6492

We're the consulate general of the weeb nation.

— Alex [2019-10-14]
None on Dice Friends
#6491

How many lives has this car ruined, that's the real question.

— Adam [2019-10-14]
None on Dice Friends
#6490

If I don't get scurvy on this, it won't feel like an authentic adventure.

— Bengineering [2019-10-14]
None on Dice Friends