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  1. #6611
    Nobody knows what anything means anymore.
    — RebelliousUno [2019-12-10]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  2. #6610
    If you don't rhyme on your Mic check, people can't hear you.
    — Serge [2019-12-10]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  3. #6609
    I feel like I did the right thing today...and that's destruction.
    — Matt Griffiths, as March [2019-12-09]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  4. #6608
    I appreciate your technical correctness.
    — Cameron [2019-12-09]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  5. #6607
    I open my inner Kevin eyes.
    — Serge [2019-12-09]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  6. #6606
    Crime time!
    — Erika [2019-12-09]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  7. #6605
    I don't want to sound like I'm vindictive, because I'm VERY vindictive...
    — Serge, as Sebastian [2019-12-09]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  8. #6604
    You just don't know the depth of our house ruling.
    — Paul [2019-12-09]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  9. #6603
    I've never been so happy to see a pixellated skull!
    — Ian [2019-12-08]
    Pistol Whip on Rhythm Cafe
  10. #6602
    I'm completely lost. This is great!
    — Ian [2019-12-08]
    Shenmue III on Play it Forward
  11. #6601
    Y'know, putting 100% of our trust within the fortune teller... Probably not the best idea to begin with?
    — Ian [2019-12-07]
    Shenmue III on Play it Forward
  12. #6600
    I've never said this before: It smells nice in here.
    — Graham [2019-12-07]
    Persona 5 on Adam's Gamehaüs
  13. #6599
    You're gonna be a pie!
    — Jacob, repeatedly, to an imaginary apple. [2019-12-06]
    None on Dice Friends
  14. #6598
    "Have we all had bad experiences? Most of us?" "That's just about everybody." "That's great."
    — Beej, with Jacob [2019-12-06]
    None on Dice Friends
  15. #6597
    "I'm not gonna run into a door!" "Unless chat goads you into it." "Yeah..."
    — Adam, with Graham
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  16. #6596
    Sorry, I didn't kill somebody.
    — Bengineering [2019-12-04]
    Board Games on AFK
  17. #6595
    Thats the face I make when you squeeze my nethers
    — Graham [2019-12-04]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  18. #6594
    *(PO&TYQ#WEYTlk
    — Adam [2019-12-03]
    The Beast Inside on Let's NOPE
  19. #6593
    I always knew Serge was a demon.
    — James [2019-12-03]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  20. #6592
    Minecraft is stupid.
    — James [2019-12-03]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  21. #6591
    Failure is a lot more interesting than success.
    — Cameron [2019-12-02]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  22. #6590
    We do math here.
    — Beej [2019-11-28]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  23. #6589
    I'm fine, I hang out with Beej off camera.
    — Graham [2019-11-28]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  24. #6588
    A rolled-up tatami is where I'd keep children
    — Ian [2019-11-27]
    Shenmue III on Play it Forward
  25. #6587
    What would you say is the Dark Souls of elbows?
    — Heather [2019-11-24]
    Lanota on Rhythm Cafe