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  1. #6336
    He is the Boshy, he could probably do anything.
    — Heather, about Adam [2019-08-18]
    Gal Metal on Rhythm Cafe
  2. #6335
    You aren't candy at all!
    — Alex [2019-08-18]
    Demon's Souls on Play it Forward
  3. #6334
    The only way to kill Beej is through senseless aggression.
    — Serge [2019-08-16]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  4. #6333
    Did you touch the ceremonial Vaseline?
    — Serge [2019-08-16]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  5. #6332
    Alright, this got weird. Perfect.
    — Serge [2019-08-16]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  6. #6331
    If you're cursed, it's your fault.
    — Dana Fischer [2019-08-15]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  7. #6330
    It's not my fault I'm cursed! (It probably is.)
    — James [2019-08-15]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  8. #6329
    Ben doesn't always have to be Betrayer-kun or whatever.
    — Kathleen [2019-08-15]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  9. #6328
    Bones and skins and whatnot.
    — James [2019-08-14]
    Board Games on AFK
  10. #6327
    Oh my meow.
    — Serge [2019-08-14]
    Board Games on AFK
  11. #6326
    We're all more stereotypically Canadian in the morning.
    — Heather [2019-08-14]
    Board Games on AFK
  12. #6325
    'If somebody replaces you, I'll take them out so you can come back.' 'I don't think that's how it works.' 'Ehhh I'll make it happen.'
    — Heather and Adam [2019-08-14]
    Board Games on AFK
  13. #6324
    Everybody's got a plan until they get punched in the face.
    — Adam [2019-08-14]
    Board Games on AFK
  14. #6323
    You should listen to me because I'M the fucking Boshy.
    — Adam [2019-08-14]
    Board Games on AFK
  15. #6322
    I'm willing to be part of this TPK.
    — Heather [2019-08-14]
    Board Games on AFK
  16. #6321
    We have a Paul, we don't need an app.
    — Serge [2019-08-14]
    Board Games on AFK
  17. #6320
    'Did I fuck up in any way?' 'No, it was me.' 'YEAH!'
    — Jacob and Kathleen [2019-08-14]
    Love Thyself - A Horatio Story on Now Kiss!
  18. #6319
    I unsurprisingly want to sleep in a very high-tech coffin.
    — Jacob [2019-08-14]
    Love Thyself - A Horatio Story on Now Kiss!
  19. #6318
    Remember kids: Don't walk off cliffs for no reason.
    — James [2019-08-13]
    Minecraft: Super-Hostile on Mine O'Clock
  20. #6317
    James and Serge: two friends with no pants, on an adventure!
    — Serge [2019-08-13]
    Minecraft: Super-Hostile on Mine O'Clock
  21. #6316
    Twitch chat is the true super hostile that we met along the way.
    — James [2019-08-13]
    Minecraft: Super-Hostile on Mine O'Clock
  22. #6315
    You're done when I say you're done.
    — Heather [2019-08-12]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  23. #6314
    Dale's a campfire and we're all telling a story around him.
    — Jacob [2019-08-12]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  24. #6313
    'The two nicest words in all of Dice Friends:' 'Tell Dale.'
    — Beej, and then everyone in unison
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  25. #6312
    I'm gonna give you a bunch of information and some of it's true.
    — Dale [2019-08-12]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends