Quotes – LRRbot

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#6601

Y'know, putting 100% of our trust within the fortune teller... Probably not the best idea to begin with?

— Ian [2019-12-07]
Shenmue III on Play it Forward
#6600

I've never said this before: It smells nice in here.

— Graham [2019-12-07]
Persona 5 on Adam's Gamehaüs
#6599

You're gonna be a pie!

— Jacob, repeatedly, to an imaginary apple. [2019-12-06]
None on Dice Friends
#6598

"Have we all had bad experiences? Most of us?" "That's just about everybody." "That's great."

— Beej, with Jacob [2019-12-06]
None on Dice Friends
#6597

"I'm not gonna run into a door!" "Unless chat goads you into it." "Yeah..."

— Adam, with Graham
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#6596

Sorry, I didn't kill somebody.

— Bengineering [2019-12-04]
Board Games on AFK
#6595

Thats the face I make when you squeeze my nethers

— Graham [2019-12-04]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#6594

*(PO&TYQ#WEYTlk

— Adam [2019-12-03]
The Beast Inside on Let's NOPE
#6593

I always knew Serge was a demon.

— James [2019-12-03]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6592

Minecraft is stupid.

— James [2019-12-03]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6591

Failure is a lot more interesting than success.

— Cameron [2019-12-02]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6590

We do math here.

— Beej [2019-11-28]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#6589

I'm fine, I hang out with Beej off camera.

— Graham [2019-11-28]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#6588

A rolled-up tatami is where I'd keep children

— Ian [2019-11-27]
Shenmue III on Play it Forward
#6587

What would you say is the Dark Souls of elbows?

— Heather [2019-11-24]
Lanota on Rhythm Cafe
#6586

Don't make me go to bed! There's so many drawers to open!!

— Ian [2019-11-24]
Shenmue III on Play it Forward
#6585

"It's in God's hands now." "Is it?" "Sorry. It's in Heather's hands now."

— Graham and Adam [2019-11-21]
None on Friday Night Paper Fight
#6584

I'll try to distract chat with my enchanting jawline.

— Cameron [2019-11-22]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#6583

I like making promises I know I'm not gonna keep.

— Beej [2019-11-21]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#6582

Never touch your lips!

— Graham [2019-11-21]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#6581

Rocket you turkeys.

— Beej [2019-11-21]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#6580

James, everything about you makes me stressed.

— Serge [2019-11-19]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6579

I have used all of Jacob's goo!

— Graham [2019-11-15]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Adam's Gamehaüs
#6578

One of these days I will have a friend group that can rotate cushions for me.

— cheetoJack [2019-11-15]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Adam's Gamehaüs
#6577

I felt you in my hair.

— Graham, to Beej [2019-11-14]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Adam's Gamehaüs