Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#6374

Subway: Blaze fresh.

— Serge [2019-09-10]
Minecraft: Super-Hostile on Mine O'Clock
#6373

I can't think of anything clever to say. Sandwich!

— Jacob [2019-09-09]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6372

It's a reality program! That means it's scripted!

— Ian, as Ira [2019-09-09]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6371

Thank you for the opportunity to totally bone myself.' 'You're welcome!'

— Jacob and Dale [2019-09-09]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6370

It's okay! A penguin, Indian Jones, a dinosaur, and some guy will take care of it.

— Graham [2019-09-09]
Unrailed! on Crossing the Streams
#6369

I'm very much myself and I can't be stopped.

— Ian [2019-09-08]
pop'n music 10 on Rhythm Cafe
#6368

A closet is better than a human being.

— Bengineering [2019-09-04]
Board Games on AFK
#6367

No hitting above the belt. Or below the belt. No hitting at all.

— Ian [2019-08-31]
None on Play it Forward
#6366

If you're gonna lean into something, lean into our dicks.

— Beej [2019-08-31]
None on Play it Forward
#6365

I feel like I might be the type of person who can T-pose for dominance over gravity.

— Ian [2019-08-26]
None on Dice Friends
#6364

'I don't know why you would ever play a RAM card.' 'I'm going to play a RAM card.'

— Dale and Cori [2019-08-26]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6363

My heart is Japan.

— Ian [2019-08-25]
pop'n music 10 on Rhythm Cafe
#6362

Where's my skeleton?

— Alex [2019-08-23]
Magic: The Gathering on Crossing the Streams
#6361

'Do I want to know what you're talking about?' 'No, of course not!'

— Graham and Alex [2019-08-23]
Magic: The Gathering on Crossing the Streams
#6360

I'm not excited about that, I just found a huge vein of rhinos!

— Graham [2019-08-23]
Magic: The Gathering on Crossing the Streams
#6359

Sometimes, Ian just says wrong things.

— Graham [2019-08-23]
Magic: The Gathering on Crossing the Streams
#6358

The constant screams are always what I'm here for.

— Ian [2019-08-22]
None on Crossing the Streams
#6357

I am in the center of a trust circle and I do not like it!

— Heather [2019-08-22]
None on Crossing the Streams
#6356

I had to trust all of you and that was a mistake.

— Heather [2019-08-22]
None on Crossing the Streams
#6355

You can deliberately make your noises?

— Cori [2019-08-22]
None on Crossing the Streams
#6354

Everybody wants to be in China, that's why it's called China.

— Beej [2019-08-22]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#6353

Clocks: Adam Savidan's only weakness.

— Kathleen [2019-08-22]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#6352

What is dating, if not casing a person for future crime?

— Paul [2019-08-21]
Board Games on AFK
#6351

If they resist the Beejdrop, it can be painful.

— Paul [2019-08-21]
Board Games on AFK
#6350

All relationships are essentially pirate ships.

— Paul [2019-08-21]
Board Games on AFK