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  1. #6522
    Babies can't feel guilt.
    — Adam [2019-10-26]
    Persona 5 on Adam's Gamehaüs
  2. #6521
    I wanna go for the funny answer, but it doesn't reward me.
    — Adam [2019-10-26]
    Persona 5 on Adam's Gamehaüs
  3. #6520
    How much foreshadowing can you fit into a single conversation?
    — Adam [2019-10-26]
    Persona 5 on Adam's Gamehaüs
  4. #6519
    Imagine a cat calling you weird.
    — Adam [2019-10-26]
    Persona 5 on Adam's Gamehaüs
  5. #6518
    Fun is when you win.
    — Adam [2019-10-26]
    Persona 5 on Adam's Gamehaüs
  6. #6517
    Who reads cards these days? It's 2019!
    — Serge [2019-10-25]
    Magic: The Gathering on Play it Forward
  7. #6516
    Magic's a dumb game for dumb babies.
    — James, pouting [2019-10-24]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  8. #6515
    The Bus takes everything off the road.
    — Heather [2019-10-24]
    Just Chatting on CheckPoint Plus
  9. #6514
    I'm that one!
    — Heather, about Kathleen [2019-10-24]
    Just Chatting on CheckPoint Plus
  10. #6513
    You know what is the most messed up thing of all? Capitalism.
    — Matt Griffiths [2019-10-23]
    Board Games on AFK
  11. #6512
    'What's your stance on Jars?' 'Free the thing, but be prepared to kill it.'
    — Cori and Heather [2019-10-22]
    Hollow Knight on Talking Simulator
  12. #6511
    Chat, go be nice to James.
    — Cameron [2019-10-22]
    Hollow Knight on Talking Simulator
  13. #6510
    Well we cheated, and we did the easier one, but we did it!
    — James [2019-10-22]
    Minecraft: Super-Hostile on Mine O'Clock
  14. #6509
    I'd like to get out of you so I could see please.
    — Serge [2019-10-22]
    Minecraft: Super-Hostile on Mine O'Clock
  15. #6508
    If anything, I'm the hero that Chat deserves.
    — Serge [2019-10-22]
    Minecraft: Super-Hostile on Mine O'Clock
  16. #6507
    How many times can we count James' hubris?
    — Serge [2019-10-22]
    Minecraft: Super-Hostile on Mine O'Clock
  17. #6506
    We're not cheating a cow this far forward.
    — Serge [2019-10-22]
    Minecraft: Super-Hostile on Mine O'Clock
  18. #6505
    I'll be the judge of whether or not you're an idiot.
    — Serge, to James [2019-10-22]
    Minecraft: Super-Hostile on Mine O'Clock
  19. #6504
    Autojump was a mistake!
    — RebelliousUno [2019-10-22]
    Minecraft: Super-Hostile on Mine O'Clock
  20. #6503
    If everything is Kappa, nothing is Kappa!
    — Serge [2019-10-21]
    Moonlighter on Play it Forward
  21. #6502
    'Secretly evil?' I'm not secretly anything.
    — Heather [2019-10-20]
    Lanota on Rhythm Cafe
  22. #6501
    I never skip finger day.
    — Heather [2019-10-20]
    Lanota on Rhythm Cafe
  23. #6500
    I never want people to be unhappy. Have you met me?
    — Serge [2019-10-19]
    Moonlighter on Adam's Gamehaüs
  24. #6499
    Maybe Mr Blobby will have some cultural value that is not clear now.
    — Paul [2019-10-17]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  25. #6498
    Her hitbox showed up before she did.
    — Alex [2019-10-17]
    Blasphemous on Bonus Stream