Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#6526

I forgot that people explode when they leave.

— Cori [2019-10-29]
Occupy White Walls on Talking Simulator
#6525

If the painting slaps me, I quit.

— Adam [2019-10-28]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6524

Screw you, game. You can't tell me how to live.

— Adam [2019-10-28]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6523

But the internet is full of lies, baseline.

— Adam [2019-10-26]
Persona 5 on Adam's Gamehaüs
#6522

Babies can't feel guilt.

— Adam [2019-10-26]
Persona 5 on Adam's Gamehaüs
#6521

I wanna go for the funny answer, but it doesn't reward me.

— Adam [2019-10-26]
Persona 5 on Adam's Gamehaüs
#6520

How much foreshadowing can you fit into a single conversation?

— Adam [2019-10-26]
Persona 5 on Adam's Gamehaüs
#6519

Imagine a cat calling you weird.

— Adam [2019-10-26]
Persona 5 on Adam's Gamehaüs
#6518

Fun is when you win.

— Adam [2019-10-26]
Persona 5 on Adam's Gamehaüs
#6517

Who reads cards these days? It's 2019!

— Serge [2019-10-25]
Magic: The Gathering on Play it Forward
#6516

Magic's a dumb game for dumb babies.

— James, pouting [2019-10-24]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#6515

The Bus takes everything off the road.

— Heather [2019-10-24]
Just Chatting on CheckPoint Plus
#6514

I'm that one!

— Heather, about Kathleen [2019-10-24]
Just Chatting on CheckPoint Plus
#6513

You know what is the most messed up thing of all? Capitalism.

— Matt Griffiths [2019-10-23]
Board Games on AFK
#6512

'What's your stance on Jars?' 'Free the thing, but be prepared to kill it.'

— Cori and Heather [2019-10-22]
Hollow Knight on Talking Simulator
#6511

Chat, go be nice to James.

— Cameron [2019-10-22]
Hollow Knight on Talking Simulator
#6510

Well we cheated, and we did the easier one, but we did it!

— James [2019-10-22]
Minecraft: Super-Hostile on Mine O'Clock
#6509

I'd like to get out of you so I could see please.

— Serge [2019-10-22]
Minecraft: Super-Hostile on Mine O'Clock
#6508

If anything, I'm the hero that Chat deserves.

— Serge [2019-10-22]
Minecraft: Super-Hostile on Mine O'Clock
#6507

How many times can we count James' hubris?

— Serge [2019-10-22]
Minecraft: Super-Hostile on Mine O'Clock
#6506

We're not cheating a cow this far forward.

— Serge [2019-10-22]
Minecraft: Super-Hostile on Mine O'Clock
#6505

I'll be the judge of whether or not you're an idiot.

— Serge, to James [2019-10-22]
Minecraft: Super-Hostile on Mine O'Clock
#6504

Autojump was a mistake!

— RebelliousUno [2019-10-22]
Minecraft: Super-Hostile on Mine O'Clock
#6503

If everything is Kappa, nothing is Kappa!

— Serge [2019-10-21]
Moonlighter on Play it Forward
#6502

'Secretly evil?' I'm not secretly anything.

— Heather [2019-10-20]
Lanota on Rhythm Cafe