Quotes – LRRbot

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#6434

Please give me some sort of roll for steering a whale.

— Dale [2019-09-30]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6433

You know, what this needs is the chance of a blubber explosion.

— Kathleen [2019-09-30]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6432

And just to check in, again, we're all friends, yes?

— Jacob, as Jordan [2019-09-30]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6431

I like my mouth, but I'll take any mouth.

— Kathleen, as Kennedy [2019-09-30]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6430

I want something where I can press a button and throw it at somebody and turn them into not somebody.

— Kathleen, as Kennedy
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6429

Ben had to die in fire. You have to be alive to sleep.

— Adam [2019-09-28]
World of Warcraft on Play it Forward
#6428

Perfect! I'm down to get naked.

— James [2019-09-28]
World of Warcraft on Play it Forward
#6427

Jesus Christ, James!

— Adam and Cameron, simultaneously [2019-09-28]
World of Warcraft on Play it Forward
#6426

How drunk is drunk?

— James [2019-09-28]
World of Warcraft on Play it Forward
#6425

It's unethical to team up in a MMO.

— Cameron [2019-09-28]
World of Warcraft on Play it Forward
#6424

Could I just read a book IRL?

— Cameron [2019-09-28]
World of Warcraft on Play it Forward
#6423

Oh no, she's following me! That's a terrible idea!

— Heather [2019-09-26]
The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords Adventures on Play it Forward
#6422

Death to E3!

— Kathleen [2019-09-26]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#6421

When I buy the cookie, the cookie is predetermined.

— Paul [2019-09-26]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#6420

Have you met me? I'm insufferable.

— Kathleen [2019-09-26]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#6419

'You can mute me any time, Paul!' 'It wouldn't help.'

— Beej and Paul [2019-09-25]
Board Games on AFK
#6418

I've never been a participator, and I won't start now.

— Kathleen [2019-09-23]
None on Dice Friends
#6417

I flew like an actual thing that flies!

— Beej, amazed [2019-09-23]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6416

I straight-up don't know what's going on with you guys.

— Dale, as GM [2019-09-23]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6415

Dale's the computer dice of our heart.

— Kathleen [2019-09-23]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6414

Desperation can be a good time for all!

— Dale [2019-09-23]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#6413

WHAT IS THIS WEEB SHIT?

— Beej, announcing himself [2019-09-21]
Persona 5 on Adam's Gamehaüs
#6412

I hate this universe, I hate how dumb everybody is.

— Adam [2019-09-21]
Persona 5 on Adam's Gamehaüs
#6411

I don't think I could beat myself in a fight.

— Adam [2019-09-20]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#6410

From Hell's heart, I bucket thee.

— Cameron [2019-09-20]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight