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  1. #6434
    Please give me some sort of roll for steering a whale.
    — Dale [2019-09-30]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  2. #6433
    You know, what this needs is the chance of a blubber explosion.
    — Kathleen [2019-09-30]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  3. #6432
    And just to check in, again, we're all friends, yes?
    — Jacob, as Jordan [2019-09-30]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  4. #6431
    I like my mouth, but I'll take any mouth.
    — Kathleen, as Kennedy [2019-09-30]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  5. #6430
    I want something where I can press a button and throw it at somebody and turn them into not somebody.
    — Kathleen, as Kennedy
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  6. #6429
    Ben had to die in fire. You have to be alive to sleep.
    — Adam [2019-09-28]
    World of Warcraft on Play it Forward
  7. #6428
    Perfect! I'm down to get naked.
    — James [2019-09-28]
    World of Warcraft on Play it Forward
  8. #6427
    Jesus Christ, James!
    — Adam and Cameron, simultaneously [2019-09-28]
    World of Warcraft on Play it Forward
  9. #6426
    How drunk is drunk?
    — James [2019-09-28]
    World of Warcraft on Play it Forward
  10. #6425
    It's unethical to team up in a MMO.
    — Cameron [2019-09-28]
    World of Warcraft on Play it Forward
  11. #6424
    Could I just read a book IRL?
    — Cameron [2019-09-28]
    World of Warcraft on Play it Forward
  12. #6423
    Oh no, she's following me! That's a terrible idea!
    — Heather [2019-09-26]
    The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords Adventures on Play it Forward
  13. #6422
    Death to E3!
    — Kathleen [2019-09-26]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  14. #6421
    When I buy the cookie, the cookie is predetermined.
    — Paul [2019-09-26]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  15. #6420
    Have you met me? I'm insufferable.
    — Kathleen [2019-09-26]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  16. #6419
    'You can mute me any time, Paul!' 'It wouldn't help.'
    — Beej and Paul [2019-09-25]
    Board Games on AFK
  17. #6418
    I've never been a participator, and I won't start now.
    — Kathleen [2019-09-23]
    None on Dice Friends
  18. #6417
    I flew like an actual thing that flies!
    — Beej, amazed [2019-09-23]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  19. #6416
    I straight-up don't know what's going on with you guys.
    — Dale, as GM [2019-09-23]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  20. #6415
    Dale's the computer dice of our heart.
    — Kathleen [2019-09-23]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  21. #6414
    Desperation can be a good time for all!
    — Dale [2019-09-23]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  22. #6413
    WHAT IS THIS WEEB SHIT?
    — Beej, announcing himself [2019-09-21]
    Persona 5 on Adam's Gamehaüs
  23. #6412
    I hate this universe, I hate how dumb everybody is.
    — Adam [2019-09-21]
    Persona 5 on Adam's Gamehaüs
  24. #6411
    I don't think I could beat myself in a fight.
    — Adam [2019-09-20]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  25. #6410
    From Hell's heart, I bucket thee.
    — Cameron [2019-09-20]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight