Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#6549

Roughage and black coffee, what could go wrong?

— Kathleen [2019-11-09]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#6548

You probably don't want to touch my body because it's all lubed up.

— Beej [2019-11-09]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#6547

I think it's very metal.

— Graham, calmly and matter-of-factly [2019-11-08]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#6546

How does taxidermy change the mouthfeel of a dead goose?

— Graham [2019-11-08]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#6545

Never cross the beards.

— James [2019-11-08]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#6544

I may have become.... a little stabbed.

— Serge [2019-11-08]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#6543

They have a plan and I have boundless energy so let's do this.

— Serge
None on Bonus Stream
#6542

It's good words!

— Serge [2019-11-07]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#6541

Let's go collect some fingers!

— Cori [2019-11-05]
The Outer Worlds on Talking Simulator
#6539

I'm actually really happy with the way this skin is peeling off.

— Ian [2019-10-31]
Art on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#6538

If you enjoy something, and want to realise why you're wrong and should actually hate that thing, just go to the subreddit for it.

— Graham [2019-10-31]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#6537

I've read a lot of things that I probably shouldn't have.

— Heather [2019-10-30]
Board Games on AFK
#6536

You maggots are terrible at sharing!

— Paul [2019-10-30]
Board Games on AFK
#6535

I'm here for a TPK, so I'm taking you all down.

— Heather [2019-10-30]
Board Games on AFK
#6534

We're working together to entertain people, which means we need to fight.

— Ian [2019-10-30]
Board Games on AFK
#6533

Everything about Heather is so great.

— Bengineering [2019-10-30]
Board Games on AFK
#6532

You can't account for Serge.

— James [2019-10-30]
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare on Play it Forward
#6531

Fun fact: I'm actually John Oliver.

— James [2019-10-30]
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare on Play it Forward
#6530

I think it's a good time for us to restart, and put on our new face.

— Cori [2019-10-29]
Occupy White Walls on Talking Simulator
#6529

The pigeon annex is just not working out.

— Cameron [2019-10-29]
Occupy White Walls on Talking Simulator
#6528

Anything from Canadians is the most important thing to Canadians.

— Cori [2019-10-29]
Occupy White Walls on Talking Simulator
#6527

Great, now I'm having to assume direct control of my lungs.

— Cameron [2019-10-29]
Occupy White Walls on Talking Simulator
#6526

I forgot that people explode when they leave.

— Cori [2019-10-29]
Occupy White Walls on Talking Simulator
#6525

If the painting slaps me, I quit.

— Adam [2019-10-28]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6524

Screw you, game. You can't tell me how to live.

— Adam [2019-10-28]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends