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  1. #6429
    Ben had to die in fire. You have to be alive to sleep.
    — Adam [2019-09-28]
    World of Warcraft on Play it Forward
  2. #6428
    Perfect! I'm down to get naked.
    — James [2019-09-28]
    World of Warcraft on Play it Forward
  3. #6427
    Jesus Christ, James!
    — Adam and Cameron, simultaneously [2019-09-28]
    World of Warcraft on Play it Forward
  4. #6426
    How drunk is drunk?
    — James [2019-09-28]
    World of Warcraft on Play it Forward
  5. #6425
    It's unethical to team up in a MMO.
    — Cameron [2019-09-28]
    World of Warcraft on Play it Forward
  6. #6424
    Could I just read a book IRL?
    — Cameron [2019-09-28]
    World of Warcraft on Play it Forward
  7. #6423
    Oh no, she's following me! That's a terrible idea!
    — Heather [2019-09-26]
    The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords Adventures on Play it Forward
  8. #6422
    Death to E3!
    — Kathleen [2019-09-26]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  9. #6421
    When I buy the cookie, the cookie is predetermined.
    — Paul [2019-09-26]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  10. #6420
    Have you met me? I'm insufferable.
    — Kathleen [2019-09-26]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  11. #6419
    'You can mute me any time, Paul!' 'It wouldn't help.'
    — Beej and Paul [2019-09-25]
    Board Games on AFK
  12. #6418
    I've never been a participator, and I won't start now.
    — Kathleen [2019-09-23]
    None on Dice Friends
  13. #6417
    I flew like an actual thing that flies!
    — Beej, amazed [2019-09-23]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  14. #6416
    I straight-up don't know what's going on with you guys.
    — Dale, as GM [2019-09-23]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  15. #6415
    Dale's the computer dice of our heart.
    — Kathleen [2019-09-23]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  16. #6414
    Desperation can be a good time for all!
    — Dale [2019-09-23]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  17. #6413
    WHAT IS THIS WEEB SHIT?
    — Beej, announcing himself [2019-09-21]
    Persona 5 on Adam's Gamehaüs
  18. #6412
    I hate this universe, I hate how dumb everybody is.
    — Adam [2019-09-21]
    Persona 5 on Adam's Gamehaüs
  19. #6411
    I don't think I could beat myself in a fight.
    — Adam [2019-09-20]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  20. #6410
    From Hell's heart, I bucket thee.
    — Cameron [2019-09-20]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  21. #6409
    Zombie or not, the dog should get good pets.
    — Heather [2019-09-19]
    Just Chatting on CheckPoint Plus
  22. #6408
    How big does the fish tank have to be before it's a pool?
    — Paul [2019-09-19]
    Just Chatting on CheckPoint Plus
  23. #6407
    My story is that I'm really gay.
    — Matt Griffiths [2019-09-18]
    Board Games on AFK
  24. #6406
    The best thing about drugs is they help you find more drugs!
    — Ben [2019-09-17]
    Resident Evil 7 biohazard on Let's NOPE
  25. #6405
    As we say in Canada: E zed, P Zed.
    — Serge [2019-09-17]
    Minecraft: Super-Hostile on Mine O'Clock

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