Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#6612

A ship is just a boat that's been stretched.

— Alex [2019-12-11]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#6611

Nobody knows what anything means anymore.

— RebelliousUno [2019-12-10]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6610

If you don't rhyme on your Mic check, people can't hear you.

— Serge [2019-12-10]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6609

I feel like I did the right thing today...and that's destruction.

— Matt Griffiths, as March [2019-12-09]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6608

I appreciate your technical correctness.

— Cameron [2019-12-09]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6607

I open my inner Kevin eyes.

— Serge [2019-12-09]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6606

Crime time!

— Erika [2019-12-09]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6605

I don't want to sound like I'm vindictive, because I'm VERY vindictive...

— Serge, as Sebastian [2019-12-09]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6604

You just don't know the depth of our house ruling.

— Paul [2019-12-09]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6603

I've never been so happy to see a pixellated skull!

— Ian [2019-12-08]
Pistol Whip on Rhythm Cafe
#6602

I'm completely lost. This is great!

— Ian [2019-12-08]
Shenmue III on Play it Forward
#6601

Y'know, putting 100% of our trust within the fortune teller... Probably not the best idea to begin with?

— Ian [2019-12-07]
Shenmue III on Play it Forward
#6600

I've never said this before: It smells nice in here.

— Graham [2019-12-07]
Persona 5 on Adam's Gamehaüs
#6599

You're gonna be a pie!

— Jacob, repeatedly, to an imaginary apple. [2019-12-06]
None on Dice Friends
#6598

"Have we all had bad experiences? Most of us?" "That's just about everybody." "That's great."

— Beej, with Jacob [2019-12-06]
None on Dice Friends
#6597

"I'm not gonna run into a door!" "Unless chat goads you into it." "Yeah..."

— Adam, with Graham
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#6596

Sorry, I didn't kill somebody.

— Bengineering [2019-12-04]
Board Games on AFK
#6595

Thats the face I make when you squeeze my nethers

— Graham [2019-12-04]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#6594

*(PO&TYQ#WEYTlk

— Adam [2019-12-03]
The Beast Inside on Let's NOPE
#6593

I always knew Serge was a demon.

— James [2019-12-03]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6592

Minecraft is stupid.

— James [2019-12-03]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6591

Failure is a lot more interesting than success.

— Cameron [2019-12-02]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6590

We do math here.

— Beej [2019-11-28]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#6589

I'm fine, I hang out with Beej off camera.

— Graham [2019-11-28]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#6588

A rolled-up tatami is where I'd keep children

— Ian [2019-11-27]
Shenmue III on Play it Forward