Quotes – LRRbot

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#6230

Why did the Knight turn into two pixies that look like psylocke?

— Adam [2019-07-20]
Persona 5 on Adam's Gamehaüs
#6229

Checkpoint is essentialy a battle royal of news.

— Heather [2019-07-18]
Just Chatting on CheckPoint Plus
#6228

When working on babies, always do it with amazing people.

— Paul [2019-07-18]
Just Chatting on CheckPoint Plus
#6227

'You can only get married after midnight.' 'Otherwise you turn into gremlins.'

— Cori and Ian [2019-07-17]
Everybody's Golf on Crossing the Streams
#6226

Every character is my Character of Dorian Gray.

— Ian [2019-07-17]
Everybody's Golf on Crossing the Streams
#6225

We don't know it's impossible until none of us do it.

— Cori [2019-07-17]
Everybody's Golf on Crossing the Streams
#6224

There's no ice cream in video games.

— Ian [2019-07-17]
Everybody's Golf on Crossing the Streams
#6223

Squat Child believes in you!

— Ben [2019-07-17]
Everybody's Golf on Crossing the Streams
#6222

I never believe anything Ian says. It's safer that way.

— Heather [2019-07-17]
Everybody's Golf on Crossing the Streams
#6221

You're in hell now!

— Cori, cheerfully [2019-07-17]
Everybody's Golf on Crossing the Streams
#6220

Any way's a fairway!

— Cori [2019-07-17]
Everybody's Golf on Crossing the Streams
#6219

'what? I never bought your friendship.' 'I know.'

— Adam and James [2019-07-17]
Stardew Valley on Bonus Stream
#6218

"Later you get to buy hats from a mouse there." is a sentence I just read.

— James [2019-07-17]
Stardew Valley on Bonus Stream
#6217

Help, there's a giant taint seed in the magic area.

— Serge [2019-07-16]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6216

I at least want my deaths to be entertaining.

— James [2019-07-16]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6215

Twitch chat, why did you let me get greedy?!

— Adam, shortly after quote 6214 [2019-07-15]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6214

I know I said I wasn't gonna do anything stupid...

— Adam, right before doing something stupid [2019-07-15]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6213

I could live as a frog.

— Adam [2019-07-15]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6212

Otaku Jeff rides again.

— Adam [2019-07-15]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6211

I have to know where every oboe is at all times.

— Ian [2019-07-14]
Cadence of Hyrule – Crypt of the NecroDancer Featuring The Legend of Zelda on Rhythm Cafe
#6210

Fuck video games are stupid sometimes.

— Adam [2019-07-13]
Darksiders on Adam's Gamehaüs
#6209

'Can we play Magic now?' 'No, I wanna talk about Sailor Moon.'

— James and Adam [2019-07-11]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#6208

It's definitely Ian's fault.

— Graham [2019-07-10]
National Park Girls on Now Kiss!
#6207

I'd be annoyed if this weren't so confusing.

— Kathleen [2019-07-10]
National Park Girls on Now Kiss!
#6206

Take it to the taint.

— RebelliousUno [2019-07-09]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock