Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#6299

Vegas: it's like Seattle, but hotter and more southern.

— Ian [2019-08-08]
Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#6298

Did I hit the ceiling so hard my pants literally exploded?

— Serge [2018-06-27]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6297

My business is my own, well mine and the toilet's.

— Alex [2019-08-08]
Demon's Souls on Play it Forward
#6296

Humble me, dammit!

— Bengineering [2019-08-07]
Board Games on AFK
#6295

Sometimes you're the crok and sometimes you're the nole.

— Paul [2019-08-07]
Board Games on AFK
#6294

Let's do adequate!

— Kathleen [2019-08-07]
Board Games on AFK
#6293

What in the Cinnamon Toast Fuck is going on?

— Cameron [2019-08-06]
Heaven's Vault on Talking Simulator
#6292

Put it in me, I'm so excited.

— Cameron [2019-08-06]
Heaven's Vault on Talking Simulator
#6291

1.5.2: just the way Richard Garfield intended minecraft to be.

— James [2019-08-06]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6290

You're fine, just believe and eat.

— Serge, on dealing with being on fire [2019-08-06]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6289

I regret my decisions.

— James [2019-08-06]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6288

'I got everything I wanted this evening, but not in the way I wanted it. At all.' 'You've played with Dale, then.'

— Jacob and Kathleen [2019-08-05]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6287

Even without a TPK I win. I always win.

— Heather, on Tech [2019-08-05]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6286

Consent is queen.

— Jacob [2019-08-05]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6285

'Because you're my friend, I will take this burden on for you.' 'We met 2 hours ago!'

— Dale and Jacob [2019-08-05]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6284

'I regret my decision.' 'I regret your decision too.'

— Beej and Jacob [2019-08-05]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6283

You just tell me me how things are going to be, and I make them fair.

— Dale [2019-08-05]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6282

I asked the DM if something was fair, and that was my mistake.

— Jacob [2019-08-05]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6281

You pulled my pinkie out of my friend, can you reattach it?

— Ian, as Ira [2019-08-05]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6280

I would like to get my hand back before we go anywhere.

— Ian, as Ira [2019-08-05]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6279

Umm .. my friend. My wonderful, wonderful friend. My ... beautiful friend whom I've just met and known for five minutes, WHAT have you DONE?

— Jacob [2019-08-05]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6278

God is not here.

— Jacob [2019-08-05]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6277

Everything's detachable with enough force.

— Ian [2019-08-05]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6276

I gave him a -5 in engineering and a passion for engineering because I thought the combination was funny.

— Dale [2019-08-05]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6275

'I keep trying to get away with stuff and you won't let me.' 'I know. I'm a helper!'

— Beej and Dale [2019-08-05]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends