Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#6506

We're not cheating a cow this far forward.

— Serge [2019-10-22]
Minecraft: Super-Hostile on Mine O'Clock
#6505

I'll be the judge of whether or not you're an idiot.

— Serge, to James [2019-10-22]
Minecraft: Super-Hostile on Mine O'Clock
#6504

Autojump was a mistake!

— RebelliousUno [2019-10-22]
Minecraft: Super-Hostile on Mine O'Clock
#6503

If everything is Kappa, nothing is Kappa!

— Serge [2019-10-21]
Moonlighter on Play it Forward
#6502

'Secretly evil?' I'm not secretly anything.

— Heather [2019-10-20]
Lanota on Rhythm Cafe
#6501

I never skip finger day.

— Heather [2019-10-20]
Lanota on Rhythm Cafe
#6500

I never want people to be unhappy. Have you met me?

— Serge [2019-10-19]
Moonlighter on Adam's Gamehaüs
#6499

Maybe Mr Blobby will have some cultural value that is not clear now.

— Paul [2019-10-17]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#6498

Her hitbox showed up before she did.

— Alex [2019-10-17]
Blasphemous on Bonus Stream
#6497

Believe in the me that believes in me.

— Serge [2019-10-15]
Minecraft: Super-Hostile on Mine O'Clock
#6496

You left the door open and let the fire zombies in! You absolute melon!

— Serge [2019-10-15]
Minecraft: Super-Hostile on Mine O'Clock
#6495

If it ain't wool, don't get greedy.

— Serge [2019-10-15]
Minecraft: Super-Hostile on Mine O'Clock
#6494

Our car is an anime villain.

— Adam [2019-10-14]
None on Dice Friends
#6493

I generally drive until my tummy tells me to stop.

— James [2019-10-14]
None on Dice Friends
#6492

We're the consulate general of the weeb nation.

— Alex [2019-10-14]
None on Dice Friends
#6491

How many lives has this car ruined, that's the real question.

— Adam [2019-10-14]
None on Dice Friends
#6490

If I don't get scurvy on this, it won't feel like an authentic adventure.

— Bengineering [2019-10-14]
None on Dice Friends
#6489

Who needs air conditioning when you don't have a roof?

— James [2019-10-14]
None on Dice Friends
#6488

Wyrmwood Gaming: Ian Has a Slogan

— Kathleen [2019-10-14]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6487

I do one drug, please.

— Erika, as Judith [2019-10-14]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6486

I'm a 'helper!'

— Matt Griffiths [2019-10-14]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6485

I *love* stuff!

— Matt Griffiths [2019-10-14]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6484

I am sublimely confident in the power of Beej.

— Adam [2019-10-14]
None on Play it Forward
#6483

I'm not baby. Except for the times I'm baby.

— Ian [2019-10-13]
Muse Dash on Rhythm Cafe
#6482

Heather puts Ian in a corner.

— Ian [2019-10-13]
Muse Dash on Rhythm Cafe