Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#6269

When someone asks if you want to kill a god, you say yes.

— Beej [2019-08-04]
Shadowrun: Hong Kong on Play it Forward
#6268

I wish I wasn't wearing pants.

— Beej [2019-08-04]
Shadowrun: Hong Kong on Play it Forward
#6267

I'm getting my TPK whether you like it or not.

— Heather, gleefully [2019-08-03]
Board Games on AFK
#6266

I'm not afraid of anything. I've been listening to Adam way too much.

— Beej [2019-08-03]
Board Games on AFK
#6265

I must protect him, he's an Idiot.

— Adam [2019-08-03]
Persona 5 on Adam's Gamehaüs
#6264

He's a moron but I'm also a moron so nothing's good.

— Adam [2019-08-03]
Persona 5 on Adam's Gamehaüs
#6263

English can eat my entire ass.

— Alex [2019-07-31]
Board Games on AFK
#6262

Beej isn't here to laugh at me!

— Alex, disappointedly [2019-07-31]
Board Games on AFK
#6261

All mnemonics should be cheese-based.

— Paul [2019-07-31]
Board Games on AFK
#6260

I LOVE stealing from Ian.

— Matt Griffiths [2019-07-31]
Board Games on AFK
#6259

Interesting, when I combined cat and child, I got chat.

— James [2019-07-31]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
#6258

The Key to winning in magic is to play against people with worse decks.

— James [2019-07-31]
Magic: The Gathering on Talking Simulator
#6257

Come on wiffle doodle roodle, which is absolutely a card.

— James [2019-07-31]
Magic: The Gathering on Talking Simulator
#6255

Sit in the shame hole and repent.

— Serge [2019-07-29]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6254

Listen, I'm at the bottom of a pit, I don't have any room to argue!

— Adam, as Ugle [2019-07-29]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6252

'Why would they set up shop in a tomb?' 'Low rent.'

— Adam and Kathleen [2019-07-29]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6248

I'm a light heretic.

— Kathleen [2019-07-29]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6247

I'm not your boss, but I will be watching you.

— Heather [2019-07-29]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6246

I lift curses through clapping!

— Serge [2019-07-29]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6245

I gotta stop singing.

— Ian [2019-07-28]
BIT.TRIP Presents: Runner2: Future Legend of Rhythm Alien on Rhythm Cafe
#6244

Don't live it, dream it! It's easier and cheaper.

— Ian [2019-07-28]
BIT.TRIP Presents: Runner2: Future Legend of Rhythm Alien on Rhythm Cafe
#6243

I'm the authority on all things in the Moonbase.

— Heather [2019-07-28]
BIT.TRIP Presents: Runner2: Future Legend of Rhythm Alien on Rhythm Cafe
#6242

You should be able to just enjoy something even when you're bad at it.

— Adam [2019-07-27]
Let's Talk on AFK
#6241

You're right, Beej. It's your mouth, and it's yours.

— Graham [2019-07-27]
Cards Against Humanity on AFK
#6240

I'm goth as shit.

— Cameron [2019-07-27]
Betrayal Legacy on AFK