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  1. #6383
    I say a lot of things. I can't be expected to remember or explain all of them.
    — Ian [2019-09-11]
    Board Games on AFK
  2. #6382
    Yay, I'm evil!
    — Serge [2019-09-11]
    Board Games on AFK
  3. #6381
    I'm the nicest! I'm the cinnamon roll!
    — Adam [2019-09-11]
    Board Games on AFK
  4. #6380
    We are all hot pieces of ass!
    — Jacob [2019-09-11]
    Love Thyself - A Horatio Story on Now Kiss!
  5. #6379
    Yeah, gimmie them green panties!
    — James [2019-09-11]
    World of Warcraft on Play it Forward
  6. #6378
    There's a chance that whatever I just said was stupid.
    — James [2019-09-11]
    World of Warcraft on Play it Forward
  7. #6377
    I'm looking for hot, single centaurs in my area.
    — James [2019-09-11]
    World of Warcraft on Play it Forward
  8. #6376
    Every way is the right way if you go far enough.
    — James [2019-09-11]
    World of Warcraft on Play it Forward
  9. #6375
    Oh, I can find a coffee worth your life, James.
    — Serge [2019-09-10]
    Minecraft: Super-Hostile on Mine O'Clock
  10. #6374
    Subway: Blaze fresh.
    — Serge [2019-09-10]
    Minecraft: Super-Hostile on Mine O'Clock
  11. #6373
    I can't think of anything clever to say. Sandwich!
    — Jacob [2019-09-09]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  12. #6372
    It's a reality program! That means it's scripted!
    — Ian, as Ira [2019-09-09]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  13. #6371
    Thank you for the opportunity to totally bone myself.' 'You're welcome!'
    — Jacob and Dale [2019-09-09]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  14. #6370
    It's okay! A penguin, Indian Jones, a dinosaur, and some guy will take care of it.
    — Graham [2019-09-09]
    Unrailed! on Crossing the Streams
  15. #6369
    I'm very much myself and I can't be stopped.
    — Ian [2019-09-08]
    pop'n music 10 on Rhythm Cafe
  16. #6368
    A closet is better than a human being.
    — Bengineering [2019-09-04]
    Board Games on AFK
  17. #6367
    No hitting above the belt. Or below the belt. No hitting at all.
    — Ian [2019-08-31]
    None on Play it Forward
  18. #6366
    If you're gonna lean into something, lean into our dicks.
    — Beej [2019-08-31]
    None on Play it Forward
  19. #6365
    I feel like I might be the type of person who can T-pose for dominance over gravity.
    — Ian [2019-08-26]
    None on Dice Friends
  20. #6364
    'I don't know why you would ever play a RAM card.' 'I'm going to play a RAM card.'
    — Dale and Cori [2019-08-26]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  21. #6363
    My heart is Japan.
    — Ian [2019-08-25]
    pop'n music 10 on Rhythm Cafe
  22. #6362
    Where's my skeleton?
    — Alex [2019-08-23]
    Magic: The Gathering on Crossing the Streams
  23. #6361
    'Do I want to know what you're talking about?' 'No, of course not!'
    — Graham and Alex [2019-08-23]
    Magic: The Gathering on Crossing the Streams
  24. #6360
    I'm not excited about that, I just found a huge vein of rhinos!
    — Graham [2019-08-23]
    Magic: The Gathering on Crossing the Streams
  25. #6359
    Sometimes, Ian just says wrong things.
    — Graham [2019-08-23]
    Magic: The Gathering on Crossing the Streams