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  1. #6312
    I'm gonna give you a bunch of information and some of it's true.
    — Dale [2019-08-12]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  2. #6311
    Computers are all the same. It's just decoration.
    — Ian [2019-08-12]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  3. #6310
    Let chaos reign.
    — Jacob, matter-of-factly [2019-08-12]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  4. #6309
    Jacob consents to whatever crazy shit you have planned.
    — Jacob [2019-08-12]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  5. #6308
    What do I need to do here to commit treason?
    — Jacob [2019-08-12]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  6. #6307
    Not it! I choose not to pick up the guy with no head.
    — Beej, as Blake [2019-08-12]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  7. #6306
    I have all the guns I need as Fitness Officer!
    — Kathleen, as Kennedy, striking a pose [2019-08-12]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  8. #6305
    You know what they say: If you don't have equipment, you don't risk losing it.
    — Beej, as Blake [2019-08-12]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  9. #6304
    I used to be a dinosaur, and now I'm not! And that's *great*.
    — Jacob, definitely not thinking that it's great [2019-08-12]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  10. #6303
    It's horrifying...I love it.
    — Ian [2019-08-11]
    BIT.TRIP Presents: Runner2: Future Legend of Rhythm Alien on Rhythm Cafe
  11. #6302
    I like to make ludicrous claims just because they're awesome when they happen.
    — Heather [2019-08-11]
    BIT.TRIP Presents: Runner2: Future Legend of Rhythm Alien on Rhythm Cafe
  12. #6301
    If you think you have a hat that fit's Graham's head, you don't and it needs to be bigger.
    — Heather [2019-08-11]
    BIT.TRIP Presents: Runner2: Future Legend of Rhythm Alien on Rhythm Cafe
  13. #6300
    Eventually I've gotta hit with the Dalai Lama.
    — Cameron [2019-08-10]
    Music on LoadingReadyLive
  14. #6299
    Vegas: it's like Seattle, but hotter and more southern.
    — Ian [2019-08-08]
    Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  15. #6298
    Did I hit the ceiling so hard my pants literally exploded?
    — Serge [2018-06-27]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  16. #6297
    My business is my own, well mine and the toilet's.
    — Alex [2019-08-08]
    Demon's Souls on Play it Forward
  17. #6296
    Humble me, dammit!
    — Bengineering [2019-08-07]
    Board Games on AFK
  18. #6295
    Sometimes you're the crok and sometimes you're the nole.
    — Paul [2019-08-07]
    Board Games on AFK
  19. #6294
    Let's do adequate!
    — Kathleen [2019-08-07]
    Board Games on AFK
  20. #6293
    What in the Cinnamon Toast Fuck is going on?
    — Cameron [2019-08-06]
    Heaven's Vault on Talking Simulator
  21. #6292
    Put it in me, I'm so excited.
    — Cameron [2019-08-06]
    Heaven's Vault on Talking Simulator
  22. #6291
    1.5.2: just the way Richard Garfield intended minecraft to be.
    — James [2019-08-06]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  23. #6290
    You're fine, just believe and eat.
    — Serge, on dealing with being on fire [2019-08-06]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  24. #6289
    I regret my decisions.
    — James [2019-08-06]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  25. #6288
    'I got everything I wanted this evening, but not in the way I wanted it. At all.' 'You've played with Dale, then.'
    — Jacob and Kathleen [2019-08-05]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends