Quotes – LRRbot

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#6398

The teeth are too strong and bite too deeply.

— Ian [2019-09-16]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6397

Nobody ever uses the word "plummet" when everything is fine.

— Beej [2019-09-16]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6396

Fuck me up, Dale.

— Jacob [2019-09-16]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6395

I've never claimed to be fair.

— Dale [2019-09-16]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6394

Now you're thinking with dino!

— Jacob [2019-09-16]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6393

Last thing I remember was becoming a dinosaur, so my memory's fine!

— Ian, as Ira [2019-09-16]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6392

Oh, dad. Why do you have a navel if you're a bird?

— Ian [2019-09-15]
Songbird Symphony on Rhythm Cafe
#6391

I am packed with beans. And colossal onion.

— Cameron [2019-09-14]
Music on LoadingReadyLive
#6390

I can taste forever

— Graham [2019-09-14]
Music on LoadingReadyLive
#6389

She keeps "randy" in her back pocket.

— Ian, of Kathleen [2019-09-14]
Music on LoadingReadyLive
#6388

Thinking is hard, okay? When was the last time you had to think about anything?

— Serge [2019-09-13]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#6387

'I love getting hydrated.' 'I love reapplying poisons.'

— Lambmower and Cameron
World of Warcraft on Play it Forward
#6386

Soon I will have shoulders.

— James [2019-09-12]
World of Warcraft on Play it Forward
#6385

I pickpocketed her earlier, I didn't even know she was a boss.

— Cameron [2019-09-12]
World of Warcraft on Play it Forward
#6384

Why do I keep losing so many friends?

— James [2019-09-12]
World of Warcraft on Play it Forward
#6383

I say a lot of things. I can't be expected to remember or explain all of them.

— Ian [2019-09-11]
Board Games on AFK
#6382

Yay, I'm evil!

— Serge [2019-09-11]
Board Games on AFK
#6381

I'm the nicest! I'm the cinnamon roll!

— Adam [2019-09-11]
Board Games on AFK
#6380

We are all hot pieces of ass!

— Jacob [2019-09-11]
Love Thyself - A Horatio Story on Now Kiss!
#6379

Yeah, gimmie them green panties!

— James [2019-09-11]
World of Warcraft on Play it Forward
#6378

There's a chance that whatever I just said was stupid.

— James [2019-09-11]
World of Warcraft on Play it Forward
#6377

I'm looking for hot, single centaurs in my area.

— James [2019-09-11]
World of Warcraft on Play it Forward
#6376

Every way is the right way if you go far enough.

— James [2019-09-11]
World of Warcraft on Play it Forward
#6375

Oh, I can find a coffee worth your life, James.

— Serge [2019-09-10]
Minecraft: Super-Hostile on Mine O'Clock
#6374

Subway: Blaze fresh.

— Serge [2019-09-10]
Minecraft: Super-Hostile on Mine O'Clock