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  1. #6602
    I'm completely lost. This is great!
    — Ian [2019-12-08]
    Shenmue III on Play it Forward
  2. #6601
    Y'know, putting 100% of our trust within the fortune teller... Probably not the best idea to begin with?
    — Ian [2019-12-07]
    Shenmue III on Play it Forward
  3. #6600
    I've never said this before: It smells nice in here.
    — Graham [2019-12-07]
    Persona 5 on Adam's Gamehaüs
  4. #6599
    You're gonna be a pie!
    — Jacob, repeatedly, to an imaginary apple. [2019-12-06]
    None on Dice Friends
  5. #6598
    "Have we all had bad experiences? Most of us?" "That's just about everybody." "That's great."
    — Beej, with Jacob [2019-12-06]
    None on Dice Friends
  6. #6597
    "I'm not gonna run into a door!" "Unless chat goads you into it." "Yeah..."
    — Adam, with Graham
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  7. #6596
    Sorry, I didn't kill somebody.
    — Bengineering [2019-12-04]
    Board Games on AFK
  8. #6595
    Thats the face I make when you squeeze my nethers
    — Graham [2019-12-04]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  9. #6594
    *(PO&TYQ#WEYTlk
    — Adam [2019-12-03]
    The Beast Inside on Let's NOPE
  10. #6593
    I always knew Serge was a demon.
    — James [2019-12-03]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  11. #6592
    Minecraft is stupid.
    — James [2019-12-03]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  12. #6591
    Failure is a lot more interesting than success.
    — Cameron [2019-12-02]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  13. #6590
    We do math here.
    — Beej [2019-11-28]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  14. #6589
    I'm fine, I hang out with Beej off camera.
    — Graham [2019-11-28]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  15. #6588
    A rolled-up tatami is where I'd keep children
    — Ian [2019-11-27]
    Shenmue III on Play it Forward
  16. #6587
    What would you say is the Dark Souls of elbows?
    — Heather [2019-11-24]
    Lanota on Rhythm Cafe
  17. #6586
    Don't make me go to bed! There's so many drawers to open!!
    — Ian [2019-11-24]
    Shenmue III on Play it Forward
  18. #6585
    "It's in God's hands now." "Is it?" "Sorry. It's in Heather's hands now."
    — Graham and Adam [2019-11-21]
    None on Friday Night Paper Fight
  19. #6584
    I'll try to distract chat with my enchanting jawline.
    — Cameron [2019-11-22]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  20. #6583
    I like making promises I know I'm not gonna keep.
    — Beej [2019-11-21]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  21. #6582
    Never touch your lips!
    — Graham [2019-11-21]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  22. #6581
    Rocket you turkeys.
    — Beej [2019-11-21]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  23. #6580
    James, everything about you makes me stressed.
    — Serge [2019-11-19]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  24. #6579
    I have used all of Jacob's goo!
    — Graham [2019-11-15]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Adam's Gamehaüs
  25. #6578
    One of these days I will have a friend group that can rotate cushions for me.
    — cheetoJack [2019-11-15]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Adam's Gamehaüs

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