Quotes – LRRbot

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#6239

I shouldn't be reading chat, they're all making better jokes then I could.

— Beej [2019-07-27]
HeroQuest on AFK
#6238

Drood the Ozference

— Cameron [2019-07-26]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#6236

I can't cast this! ... Maybe I *can* cast this...

— Graham [2019-07-26]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#6235

To kill off Adam is always a mistake.

— Heather [2019-07-24]
Board Games on AFK
#6234

If I have to die, at least let me gamble one more time.

— Serge [2019-07-24]
Board Games on AFK
#6233

You're so fucking hard to hate.

— Bengineering, to Serge [2019-07-24]
Board Games on AFK
#6232

No one puts baby in the corner except me — I put myself in the corner.

— Kathleen [2019-07-24]
None on Now Kiss!
#6231

I think wolf-howling is not a bad tactic!

— Heather [2019-07-21]
Games + Demos on Rhythm Cafe
#6230

Why did the Knight turn into two pixies that look like psylocke?

— Adam [2019-07-20]
Persona 5 on Adam's Gamehaüs
#6229

Checkpoint is essentialy a battle royal of news.

— Heather [2019-07-18]
Just Chatting on CheckPoint Plus
#6228

When working on babies, always do it with amazing people.

— Paul [2019-07-18]
Just Chatting on CheckPoint Plus
#6227

'You can only get married after midnight.' 'Otherwise you turn into gremlins.'

— Cori and Ian [2019-07-17]
Everybody's Golf on Crossing the Streams
#6226

Every character is my Character of Dorian Gray.

— Ian [2019-07-17]
Everybody's Golf on Crossing the Streams
#6225

We don't know it's impossible until none of us do it.

— Cori [2019-07-17]
Everybody's Golf on Crossing the Streams
#6224

There's no ice cream in video games.

— Ian [2019-07-17]
Everybody's Golf on Crossing the Streams
#6223

Squat Child believes in you!

— Ben [2019-07-17]
Everybody's Golf on Crossing the Streams
#6222

I never believe anything Ian says. It's safer that way.

— Heather [2019-07-17]
Everybody's Golf on Crossing the Streams
#6221

You're in hell now!

— Cori, cheerfully [2019-07-17]
Everybody's Golf on Crossing the Streams
#6220

Any way's a fairway!

— Cori [2019-07-17]
Everybody's Golf on Crossing the Streams
#6219

'what? I never bought your friendship.' 'I know.'

— Adam and James [2019-07-17]
Stardew Valley on Bonus Stream
#6218

"Later you get to buy hats from a mouse there." is a sentence I just read.

— James [2019-07-17]
Stardew Valley on Bonus Stream
#6217

Help, there's a giant taint seed in the magic area.

— Serge [2019-07-16]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6216

I at least want my deaths to be entertaining.

— James [2019-07-16]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6215

Twitch chat, why did you let me get greedy?!

— Adam, shortly after quote 6214 [2019-07-15]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6214

I know I said I wasn't gonna do anything stupid...

— Adam, right before doing something stupid [2019-07-15]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends