Quotes – LRRbot

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#6213

I could live as a frog.

— Adam [2019-07-15]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6212

Otaku Jeff rides again.

— Adam [2019-07-15]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6211

I have to know where every oboe is at all times.

— Ian [2019-07-14]
Cadence of Hyrule – Crypt of the NecroDancer Featuring The Legend of Zelda on Rhythm Cafe
#6210

Fuck video games are stupid sometimes.

— Adam [2019-07-13]
Darksiders on Adam's Gamehaüs
#6209

'Can we play Magic now?' 'No, I wanna talk about Sailor Moon.'

— James and Adam [2019-07-11]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#6208

It's definitely Ian's fault.

— Graham [2019-07-10]
National Park Girls on Now Kiss!
#6207

I'd be annoyed if this weren't so confusing.

— Kathleen [2019-07-10]
National Park Girls on Now Kiss!
#6206

Take it to the taint.

— RebelliousUno [2019-07-09]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6205

James just can't go a stream without dying eh?

— Serge [2019-07-09]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6204

I'm regretting having this in my mouth, I'm very sorry.

— Beej [2019-07-08]
Shadowrun: Hong Kong on Play it Forward
#6203

Help, the DM's selling me out!

— Adam [2019-07-08]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#6202

'They say "dumbass" in D&D, do they?' 'They do now!'

— Adam and Cameron [2019-07-08]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#6201

'I'd like to stealth through the fire, please.' 'Nobody notices that you do not emerge from the fire.'

— Ian and Cameron [2019-07-08]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#6200

It would be inconvenient to blow you out of your boots right now.

— Cameron [2019-07-08]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#6199

It's like sleeping, but with a shovel!

— Ian [2019-07-07]
Cadence of Hyrule – Crypt of the NecroDancer Featuring The Legend of Zelda on Rhythm Cafe
#6198

Going left is always the wrong way to go.

— Heather [2019-07-07]
Cadence of Hyrule – Crypt of the NecroDancer Featuring The Legend of Zelda on Rhythm Cafe
#6197

I read ALL the YouTube comments.

— Heather, threateningly [2019-07-07]
Cadence of Hyrule – Crypt of the NecroDancer Featuring The Legend of Zelda on Rhythm Cafe
#6196

Only be gay with things that share your gravitational constant.

— Kathleen [2019-07-03]
Dating Sims: The Visual Novel on Now Kiss!
#6195

VIDEO GAMES, IDIOT!

— Bengineering [2019-07-02]
Until Dawn on Let's NOPE
#6194

Dogs are basically superheroes.

— Bengineering [2019-07-02]
Until Dawn on Let's NOPE
#6193

I just wanna say 'cocks.'

— Bengineering [2019-07-02]
Until Dawn on Let's NOPE
#6192

You wouldn't get it, Twitch chat. The adults are talking.

— Adam [2019-07-02]
Until Dawn on Let's NOPE
#6191

Maybe money is the only answer.

— Cori [2019-07-02]
McPixel on Talking Simulator
#6190

You've kicked God! Now what?

— Cori [2019-07-02]
McPixel on Talking Simulator
#6189

I think I just want to kick the man.

— Cori [2019-07-02]
McPixel on Talking Simulator