Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#6355

You can deliberately make your noises?

— Cori [2019-08-22]
None on Crossing the Streams
#6354

Everybody wants to be in China, that's why it's called China.

— Beej [2019-08-22]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#6353

Clocks: Adam Savidan's only weakness.

— Kathleen [2019-08-22]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#6352

What is dating, if not casing a person for future crime?

— Paul [2019-08-21]
Board Games on AFK
#6351

If they resist the Beejdrop, it can be painful.

— Paul [2019-08-21]
Board Games on AFK
#6350

All relationships are essentially pirate ships.

— Paul [2019-08-21]
Board Games on AFK
#6349

He's not cool! He's just like me!

— Cori [2019-08-21]
Blush Blush on Now Kiss!
#6348

If brute force doesn't work you're not using enough of it.

— Cameron [2019-08-20]
Submachine on Talking Simulator
#6347

You think I was saying 'help' for fun?

— Serge [2019-08-20]
Minecraft: Super-Hostile on Mine O'Clock
#6346

Oh, My, God this sucks......MY BUTT!

— Serge [2019-08-20]
Minecraft: Super-Hostile on Mine O'Clock
#6345

They're so much fun, I love the tinkle.

— Serge [2019-08-20]
Minecraft: Super-Hostile on Mine O'Clock
#6344

All my friends are robots and I'm scared.

— James [2019-08-20]
Minecraft: Super-Hostile on Mine O'Clock
#6343

Reminder: Don't fall to your death.

— Serge [2019-08-20]
Minecraft: Super-Hostile on Mine O'Clock
#6342

I want to give the kraken a manicure.

— Jacob [2019-08-19]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6341

I live my monkey's paw one finger at a time.

— Ian [2019-08-19]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6340

Jacob, you like nice things too much.

— Ian [2019-08-19]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6339

I can see that there's a failure there — you don't need to worry about that.

— Dale [2019-08-19]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6338

You're the Team Leader of my heart!

— Jacob, to Blake, as Nibbles [2019-08-19]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6337

I understand that treason can be fun, but I'll try to keep it to a minimum.

— Ian, as Ira [2019-08-19]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6336

He is the Boshy, he could probably do anything.

— Heather, about Adam [2019-08-18]
Gal Metal on Rhythm Cafe
#6335

You aren't candy at all!

— Alex [2019-08-18]
Demon's Souls on Play it Forward
#6334

The only way to kill Beej is through senseless aggression.

— Serge [2019-08-16]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#6333

Did you touch the ceremonial Vaseline?

— Serge [2019-08-16]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#6332

Alright, this got weird. Perfect.

— Serge [2019-08-16]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#6331

If you're cursed, it's your fault.

— Dana Fischer [2019-08-15]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG