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  1. #6471
    Now that I'm dead again, I can talk.
    — Graham [2019-10-10]
    Board Games on The Long Game
  2. #6470
    There's no rule that says a zombie can't text!
    — Bengineering [2019-10-10]
    Board Games on The Long Game
  3. #6469
    I'm not going to disgrace the name of Guy Fieri.
    — Bengineering [2019-10-10]
    Board Games on The Long Game
  4. #6468
    This monkey's too powerful!
    — Adam [2019-10-10]
    Board Games on The Long Game
  5. #6467
    What happened to our blood?
    — Graham [2019-10-10]
    Board Games on The Long Game
  6. #6466
    You'll get pregnant.
    — Graham, on watching Road Quest [2019-10-10]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  7. #6465
    YOU'RE Kathleen now!
    — Graham, to Beej [2019-10-10]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  8. #6464
    We're not here to have fun, we're here to play video games.
    — Cameron [2019-10-08]
    Outer Wilds on Talking Simulator
  9. #6463
    'There's only one thing to do now.' 'We don't have a nuke!'
    — Cameron and Cori [2019-10-08]
    Outer Wilds on Talking Simulator
  10. #6462
    Eventually you're going to have to pee.' 'Not if I can help it.'
    — James and RebelliousUno [2019-10-08]
    Minecraft: Super-Hostile on Mine O'Clock
  11. #6461
    That's probably foolish of me to say.
    — James [2019-10-08]
    Minecraft: Super-Hostile on Mine O'Clock
  12. #6460
    Well last time i checked minecraft 1.5, peeing didn't cause mobs to spawn!
    — Serge [2019-10-08]
    Minecraft: Super-Hostile on Mine O'Clock
  13. #6459
    Find your self a thicc tower.
    — James [2019-10-08]
    Minecraft: Super-Hostile on Mine O'Clock
  14. #6458
    Out of my way cows, there's a witch after me!
    — James [2019-10-08]
    Minecraft: Super-Hostile on Mine O'Clock
  15. #6457
    It's 10am, do you know where your spawn point is?
    — RebelliousUno [2019-10-08]
    Minecraft: Super-Hostile on Mine O'Clock
  16. #6456
    No more stuff, only games.
    — Serge [2019-10-08]
    Minecraft: Super-Hostile on Mine O'Clock
  17. #6455
    Chat, help! I don't know how to get out of this weird conversation with Ian.
    — Heather [2019-10-06]
    Overpass on Rhythm Cafe
  18. #6454
    I do like a challenge.
    — Ian [2019-10-06]
    Overpass on Rhythm Cafe
  19. #6453
    We will talk about ghosts at the drop of a hat.
    — Ian [2019-10-06]
    Overpass on Rhythm Cafe
  20. #6452
    I'm a hot pot attendant.
    — Adam [2019-10-05]
    Persona 5 on Adam's Gamehaüs
  21. #6451
    I didn't realize how much I like having a goose in my life.
    — Beej [2019-10-03]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  22. #6450
    The great equalizer: the horse!
    — Bengineering [2019-10-02]
    The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords Adventures on Play it Forward
  23. #6449
    We only speak of Heather in hushed tones.
    — Alex [2019-10-02]
    Blasphemous on Bonus Stream
  24. #6448
    As with most things, we must blame the children.
    — Graham [2019-10-01]
    Destiny 2 on New Day Tewsday
  25. #6447
    Every kill I get makes me more zoomy.
    — Graham [2019-10-01]
    Destiny 2 on New Day Tewsday