Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#6180

Spiders can't even close jars, checkmate chat.

— Adam [2019-06-29]
Darksiders on Adam's Gamehaüs
#6179

Come to my side, NUGGETS!

— Beej [2019-06-28]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#6178

I detect the presence of shenanigans.

— Cameron [2019-06-28]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#6177

Evil requires time to think!

— Cameron [2019-06-28]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#6176

It puts the butt power on the front power.

— Bengineering [2019-06-28]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#6175

It's like a cyst that pays your bills!

— Bengineering [2019-06-26]
Board Games on AFK
#6174

Have fun storming the groin!

— Graham [2019-06-26]
Rose of Winter on Now Kiss!
#6173

Thank you for handling the horny part for me.

— Kathleen, to Matt Griffiths [2019-06-26]
Rose of Winter on Now Kiss!
#6172

Not the toilet again!

— Cori [2019-06-25]
McPixel on Talking Simulator
#6171

I'm not beholden to your standards of safety.

— RebelliousUno [2019-06-25]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6170

I am inside of Uno.

— Serge [2019-06-25]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6169

Uh, hello, tech support? I need a young tech and an old tech.

— Paul [2019-06-24]
Stories Untold on Play it Forward
#6168

Together we're a genius!

— Ian [2019-06-23]
Cadence of Hyrule – Crypt of the NecroDancer Featuring The Legend of Zelda on Rhythm Cafe
#6167

If there's one thing I'm not, it is Henry Winkler, the Fonz.

— Ian [2019-06-23]
Cadence of Hyrule – Crypt of the NecroDancer Featuring The Legend of Zelda on Rhythm Cafe
#6166

I'm perfect.

— Heather [2019-06-23]
Cadence of Hyrule – Crypt of the NecroDancer Featuring The Legend of Zelda on Rhythm Cafe
#6165

What are you gonna do with a bucket of minotaur?!

— Serge [2019-06-22]
None on CheckPoint Plus
#6163

I might suck but I don't suck the most!

— Bengineering [2019-06-22]
None on CheckPoint Plus
#6162

When you say 'no offence,' you mean offence.

— Adam [2019-06-22]
None on CheckPoint Plus
#6160

Maybe I can befriend the ooze. Does the ooze have any sense of justice?

— Serge [2019-06-22]
None on CheckPoint Plus
#6159

Do bees have emotions?

— Adam [2019-06-22]
None on CheckPoint Plus
#6158

I wanna throw some mustard on this heal.

— Adam [2019-06-22]
None on CheckPoint Plus
#6157

I've accepted death.

— Graham [2019-06-22]
None on CheckPoint Plus
#6156

I would love to disengage from the badger.

— Adam [2019-06-22]
None on CheckPoint Plus
#6154

Heather's probably the least cop person in this office.

— Ian [2019-06-19]
None on CheckPoint Plus
#6153

Don't do what we do. We're professionals.

— James [2019-06-20]
Magic: The Gathering on CheckPoint Plus