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  1. #6188
    Words are hard.
    — Cori [2019-07-02]
    Sethian on Talking Simulator
  2. #6187
    I am the definition of all right.
    — James [2019-07-02]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  3. #6186
    It's so hard not knowing what to do.
    — Cori [2019-07-01]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  4. #6185
    There's nothing forward but the future, and we all have to go there together.
    — Cameron [2019-07-01]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  5. #6184
    We have so many ways to light things on fire!
    — Heather [2019-06-30]
    Cadence of Hyrule – Crypt of the NecroDancer Featuring The Legend of Zelda on Rhythm Cafe
  6. #6183
    I don't think there's any way to end a fight without killing somebody.
    — Beej [2019-06-29]
    Shadowrun: Hong Kong on Play it Forward
  7. #6182
    Hooray for drugs!
    — Beej [2019-06-29]
    Shadowrun: Hong Kong on Play it Forward
  8. #6181
    I love chat like I love donuts.
    — Adam [2019-06-29]
    Darksiders on Adam's Gamehaüs
  9. #6180
    Spiders can't even close jars, checkmate chat.
    — Adam [2019-06-29]
    Darksiders on Adam's Gamehaüs
  10. #6179
    Come to my side, NUGGETS!
    — Beej [2019-06-28]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  11. #6178
    I detect the presence of shenanigans.
    — Cameron [2019-06-28]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  12. #6177
    Evil requires time to think!
    — Cameron [2019-06-28]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  13. #6176
    It puts the butt power on the front power.
    — Bengineering [2019-06-28]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  14. #6175
    It's like a cyst that pays your bills!
    — Bengineering [2019-06-26]
    Board Games on AFK
  15. #6174
    Have fun storming the groin!
    — Graham [2019-06-26]
    Rose of Winter on Now Kiss!
  16. #6173
    Thank you for handling the horny part for me.
    — Kathleen, to Matt Griffiths [2019-06-26]
    Rose of Winter on Now Kiss!
  17. #6172
    Not the toilet again!
    — Cori [2019-06-25]
    McPixel on Talking Simulator
  18. #6171
    I'm not beholden to your standards of safety.
    — RebelliousUno [2019-06-25]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  19. #6170
    I am inside of Uno.
    — Serge [2019-06-25]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  20. #6169
    Uh, hello, tech support? I need a young tech and an old tech.
    — Paul [2019-06-24]
    Stories Untold on Play it Forward
  21. #6168
    Together we're a genius!
    — Ian [2019-06-23]
    Cadence of Hyrule – Crypt of the NecroDancer Featuring The Legend of Zelda on Rhythm Cafe
  22. #6167
    If there's one thing I'm not, it is Henry Winkler, the Fonz.
    — Ian [2019-06-23]
    Cadence of Hyrule – Crypt of the NecroDancer Featuring The Legend of Zelda on Rhythm Cafe
  23. #6166
    I'm perfect.
    — Heather [2019-06-23]
    Cadence of Hyrule – Crypt of the NecroDancer Featuring The Legend of Zelda on Rhythm Cafe
  24. #6165
    What are you gonna do with a bucket of minotaur?!
    — Serge [2019-06-22]
    None on CheckPoint Plus
  25. #6163
    I might suck but I don't suck the most!
    — Bengineering [2019-06-22]
    None on CheckPoint Plus