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  1. #6481
    It's like yeeting, but for profit!
    — Serge [2019-10-12]
    Moonlighter on Play it Forward
  2. #6480
    Now chat's all 'TEETH' and honking. What have I done?
    — Serge [2019-10-12]
    Moonlighter on Play it Forward
  3. #6479
    Fear me, for I shall clean all of you!
    — Serge [2019-10-12]
    Moonlighter on Play it Forward
  4. #6478
    Ever just watch Beej do stuff?
    — Graham [2019-10-12]
    Music on LoadingReadyLive
  5. #6477
    Winning by default is the same as trying.
    — Bengineering [2019-10-12]
    Music on LoadingReadyLive
  6. #6476
    You ever get so overwhelmed with emotions that you almost puke?
    — Adam [2019-10-12]
    Persona 5 on Adam's Gamehaüs
  7. #6475
    Whatever you do, do the doctor.
    — Adam [2019-10-12]
    Persona 5 on Adam's Gamehaüs
  8. #6474
    It's like a title belt for your items.
    — Adam, on fanny packs. [2019-10-12]
    Persona 5 on Adam's Gamehaüs
  9. #6473
    Fanny packs are so cool chat.
    — Adam [2019-10-12]
    Persona 5 on Adam's Gamehaüs
  10. #6472
    To be fair, I did that to enrage chat.
    — Cameron [2019-10-10]
    Board Games on The Long Game
  11. #6471
    Now that I'm dead again, I can talk.
    — Graham [2019-10-10]
    Board Games on The Long Game
  12. #6470
    There's no rule that says a zombie can't text!
    — Bengineering [2019-10-10]
    Board Games on The Long Game
  13. #6469
    I'm not going to disgrace the name of Guy Fieri.
    — Bengineering [2019-10-10]
    Board Games on The Long Game
  14. #6468
    This monkey's too powerful!
    — Adam [2019-10-10]
    Board Games on The Long Game
  15. #6467
    What happened to our blood?
    — Graham [2019-10-10]
    Board Games on The Long Game
  16. #6466
    You'll get pregnant.
    — Graham, on watching Road Quest [2019-10-10]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  17. #6465
    YOU'RE Kathleen now!
    — Graham, to Beej [2019-10-10]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  18. #6464
    We're not here to have fun, we're here to play video games.
    — Cameron [2019-10-08]
    Outer Wilds on Talking Simulator
  19. #6463
    'There's only one thing to do now.' 'We don't have a nuke!'
    — Cameron and Cori [2019-10-08]
    Outer Wilds on Talking Simulator
  20. #6462
    Eventually you're going to have to pee.' 'Not if I can help it.'
    — James and RebelliousUno [2019-10-08]
    Minecraft: Super-Hostile on Mine O'Clock
  21. #6461
    That's probably foolish of me to say.
    — James [2019-10-08]
    Minecraft: Super-Hostile on Mine O'Clock
  22. #6460
    Well last time i checked minecraft 1.5, peeing didn't cause mobs to spawn!
    — Serge [2019-10-08]
    Minecraft: Super-Hostile on Mine O'Clock
  23. #6459
    Find your self a thicc tower.
    — James [2019-10-08]
    Minecraft: Super-Hostile on Mine O'Clock
  24. #6458
    Out of my way cows, there's a witch after me!
    — James [2019-10-08]
    Minecraft: Super-Hostile on Mine O'Clock
  25. #6457
    It's 10am, do you know where your spawn point is?
    — RebelliousUno [2019-10-08]
    Minecraft: Super-Hostile on Mine O'Clock