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  1. #6446
    I feel confident that we can.....oh.
    — Cameron [2019-10-01]
    Destiny 2 on New Day Tewsday
  2. #6445
    Let's fuck around on the moon!
    — Cameron [2019-10-01]
    Destiny 2 on New Day Tewsday
  3. #6444
    This is the bad shape.
    — Cameron [2019-10-01]
    Destiny 2 on New Day Tewsday
  4. #6443
    The crack in my butt is also my weak point.
    — Cameron [2019-10-01]
    Destiny 2 on New Day Tewsday
  5. #6442
    So there's this thing called moxie...
    — Jacob, repeatedly [2019-10-01]
    None on Dice Friends
  6. #6441
    I will name my ulcers after each of you.
    — Jacob [2019-09-30]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  7. #6440
    Dale-M I do that.
    — Beej [2019-09-30]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  8. #6439
    Even Dale can't prepare for Dale.
    — Jacob [2019-09-30]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  9. #6438
    That was 3rd session Jacob. He was an asshole.
    — Jacob [2019-09-30]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  10. #6437
    'When you said "fix," I don't know what that means to Ian.' 'I know how to find out!'
    — Jacob and Dale [2019-09-30]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  11. #6436
    There's no reason not to tell Dale.
    — Ian [2019-09-30]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  12. #6435
    Why don't we take this moment to scream?
    — Kathleen, as Kennedy [2019-09-30]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  13. #6434
    Please give me some sort of roll for steering a whale.
    — Dale [2019-09-30]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  14. #6433
    You know, what this needs is the chance of a blubber explosion.
    — Kathleen [2019-09-30]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  15. #6432
    And just to check in, again, we're all friends, yes?
    — Jacob, as Jordan [2019-09-30]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  16. #6431
    I like my mouth, but I'll take any mouth.
    — Kathleen, as Kennedy [2019-09-30]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  17. #6430
    I want something where I can press a button and throw it at somebody and turn them into not somebody.
    — Kathleen, as Kennedy
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  18. #6429
    Ben had to die in fire. You have to be alive to sleep.
    — Adam [2019-09-28]
    World of Warcraft on Play it Forward
  19. #6428
    Perfect! I'm down to get naked.
    — James [2019-09-28]
    World of Warcraft on Play it Forward
  20. #6427
    Jesus Christ, James!
    — Adam and Cameron, simultaneously [2019-09-28]
    World of Warcraft on Play it Forward
  21. #6426
    How drunk is drunk?
    — James [2019-09-28]
    World of Warcraft on Play it Forward
  22. #6425
    It's unethical to team up in a MMO.
    — Cameron [2019-09-28]
    World of Warcraft on Play it Forward
  23. #6424
    Could I just read a book IRL?
    — Cameron [2019-09-28]
    World of Warcraft on Play it Forward
  24. #6423
    Oh no, she's following me! That's a terrible idea!
    — Heather [2019-09-26]
    The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords Adventures on Play it Forward
  25. #6422
    Death to E3!
    — Kathleen [2019-09-26]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus