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  1. #6231
    I think wolf-howling is not a bad tactic!
    — Heather [2019-07-21]
    Games + Demos on Rhythm Cafe
  2. #6230
    Why did the Knight turn into two pixies that look like psylocke?
    — Adam [2019-07-20]
    Persona 5 on Adam's Gamehaüs
  3. #6229
    Checkpoint is essentialy a battle royal of news.
    — Heather [2019-07-18]
    Just Chatting on CheckPoint Plus
  4. #6228
    When working on babies, always do it with amazing people.
    — Paul [2019-07-18]
    Just Chatting on CheckPoint Plus
  5. #6227
    'You can only get married after midnight.' 'Otherwise you turn into gremlins.'
    — Cori and Ian [2019-07-17]
    Everybody's Golf on Crossing the Streams
  6. #6226
    Every character is my Character of Dorian Gray.
    — Ian [2019-07-17]
    Everybody's Golf on Crossing the Streams
  7. #6225
    We don't know it's impossible until none of us do it.
    — Cori [2019-07-17]
    Everybody's Golf on Crossing the Streams
  8. #6224
    There's no ice cream in video games.
    — Ian [2019-07-17]
    Everybody's Golf on Crossing the Streams
  9. #6223
    Squat Child believes in you!
    — Ben [2019-07-17]
    Everybody's Golf on Crossing the Streams
  10. #6222
    I never believe anything Ian says. It's safer that way.
    — Heather [2019-07-17]
    Everybody's Golf on Crossing the Streams
  11. #6221
    You're in hell now!
    — Cori, cheerfully [2019-07-17]
    Everybody's Golf on Crossing the Streams
  12. #6220
    Any way's a fairway!
    — Cori [2019-07-17]
    Everybody's Golf on Crossing the Streams
  13. #6219
    'what? I never bought your friendship.' 'I know.'
    — Adam and James [2019-07-17]
    Stardew Valley on Bonus Stream
  14. #6218
    "Later you get to buy hats from a mouse there." is a sentence I just read.
    — James [2019-07-17]
    Stardew Valley on Bonus Stream
  15. #6217
    Help, there's a giant taint seed in the magic area.
    — Serge [2019-07-16]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  16. #6216
    I at least want my deaths to be entertaining.
    — James [2019-07-16]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  17. #6215
    Twitch chat, why did you let me get greedy?!
    — Adam, shortly after quote 6214 [2019-07-15]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  18. #6214
    I know I said I wasn't gonna do anything stupid...
    — Adam, right before doing something stupid [2019-07-15]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  19. #6213
    I could live as a frog.
    — Adam [2019-07-15]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  20. #6212
    Otaku Jeff rides again.
    — Adam [2019-07-15]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  21. #6211
    I have to know where every oboe is at all times.
    — Ian [2019-07-14]
    Cadence of Hyrule – Crypt of the NecroDancer Featuring The Legend of Zelda on Rhythm Cafe
  22. #6210
    Fuck video games are stupid sometimes.
    — Adam [2019-07-13]
    Darksiders on Adam's Gamehaüs
  23. #6209
    'Can we play Magic now?' 'No, I wanna talk about Sailor Moon.'
    — James and Adam [2019-07-11]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  24. #6208
    It's definitely Ian's fault.
    — Graham [2019-07-10]
    National Park Girls on Now Kiss!
  25. #6207
    I'd be annoyed if this weren't so confusing.
    — Kathleen [2019-07-10]
    National Park Girls on Now Kiss!