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  1. #6395
    I've never claimed to be fair.
    — Dale [2019-09-16]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  2. #6394
    Now you're thinking with dino!
    — Jacob [2019-09-16]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  3. #6393
    Last thing I remember was becoming a dinosaur, so my memory's fine!
    — Ian, as Ira [2019-09-16]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  4. #6392
    Oh, dad. Why do you have a navel if you're a bird?
    — Ian [2019-09-15]
    Songbird Symphony on Rhythm Cafe
  5. #6391
    I am packed with beans. And colossal onion.
    — Cameron [2019-09-14]
    Music on LoadingReadyLive
  6. #6390
    I can taste forever
    — Graham [2019-09-14]
    Music on LoadingReadyLive
  7. #6389
    She keeps "randy" in her back pocket.
    — Ian, of Kathleen [2019-09-14]
    Music on LoadingReadyLive
  8. #6388
    Thinking is hard, okay? When was the last time you had to think about anything?
    — Serge [2019-09-13]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  9. #6387
    'I love getting hydrated.' 'I love reapplying poisons.'
    — Lambmower and Cameron
    World of Warcraft on Play it Forward
  10. #6386
    Soon I will have shoulders.
    — James [2019-09-12]
    World of Warcraft on Play it Forward
  11. #6385
    I pickpocketed her earlier, I didn't even know she was a boss.
    — Cameron [2019-09-12]
    World of Warcraft on Play it Forward
  12. #6384
    Why do I keep losing so many friends?
    — James [2019-09-12]
    World of Warcraft on Play it Forward
  13. #6383
    I say a lot of things. I can't be expected to remember or explain all of them.
    — Ian [2019-09-11]
    Board Games on AFK
  14. #6382
    Yay, I'm evil!
    — Serge [2019-09-11]
    Board Games on AFK
  15. #6381
    I'm the nicest! I'm the cinnamon roll!
    — Adam [2019-09-11]
    Board Games on AFK
  16. #6380
    We are all hot pieces of ass!
    — Jacob [2019-09-11]
    Love Thyself - A Horatio Story on Now Kiss!
  17. #6379
    Yeah, gimmie them green panties!
    — James [2019-09-11]
    World of Warcraft on Play it Forward
  18. #6378
    There's a chance that whatever I just said was stupid.
    — James [2019-09-11]
    World of Warcraft on Play it Forward
  19. #6377
    I'm looking for hot, single centaurs in my area.
    — James [2019-09-11]
    World of Warcraft on Play it Forward
  20. #6376
    Every way is the right way if you go far enough.
    — James [2019-09-11]
    World of Warcraft on Play it Forward
  21. #6375
    Oh, I can find a coffee worth your life, James.
    — Serge [2019-09-10]
    Minecraft: Super-Hostile on Mine O'Clock
  22. #6374
    Subway: Blaze fresh.
    — Serge [2019-09-10]
    Minecraft: Super-Hostile on Mine O'Clock
  23. #6373
    I can't think of anything clever to say. Sandwich!
    — Jacob [2019-09-09]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  24. #6372
    It's a reality program! That means it's scripted!
    — Ian, as Ira [2019-09-09]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  25. #6371
    Thank you for the opportunity to totally bone myself.' 'You're welcome!'
    — Jacob and Dale [2019-09-09]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends