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  1. #6210
    Fuck video games are stupid sometimes.
    — Adam [2019-07-13]
    Darksiders on Adam's Gamehaüs
  2. #6209
    'Can we play Magic now?' 'No, I wanna talk about Sailor Moon.'
    — James and Adam [2019-07-11]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  3. #6208
    It's definitely Ian's fault.
    — Graham [2019-07-10]
    National Park Girls on Now Kiss!
  4. #6207
    I'd be annoyed if this weren't so confusing.
    — Kathleen [2019-07-10]
    National Park Girls on Now Kiss!
  5. #6206
    Take it to the taint.
    — RebelliousUno [2019-07-09]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  6. #6205
    James just can't go a stream without dying eh?
    — Serge [2019-07-09]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  7. #6204
    I'm regretting having this in my mouth, I'm very sorry.
    — Beej [2019-07-08]
    Shadowrun: Hong Kong on Play it Forward
  8. #6203
    Help, the DM's selling me out!
    — Adam [2019-07-08]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  9. #6202
    'They say "dumbass" in D&D, do they?' 'They do now!'
    — Adam and Cameron [2019-07-08]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  10. #6201
    'I'd like to stealth through the fire, please.' 'Nobody notices that you do not emerge from the fire.'
    — Ian and Cameron [2019-07-08]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  11. #6200
    It would be inconvenient to blow you out of your boots right now.
    — Cameron [2019-07-08]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  12. #6199
    It's like sleeping, but with a shovel!
    — Ian [2019-07-07]
    Cadence of Hyrule – Crypt of the NecroDancer Featuring The Legend of Zelda on Rhythm Cafe
  13. #6198
    Going left is always the wrong way to go.
    — Heather [2019-07-07]
    Cadence of Hyrule – Crypt of the NecroDancer Featuring The Legend of Zelda on Rhythm Cafe
  14. #6197
    I read ALL the YouTube comments.
    — Heather, threateningly [2019-07-07]
    Cadence of Hyrule – Crypt of the NecroDancer Featuring The Legend of Zelda on Rhythm Cafe
  15. #6196
    Only be gay with things that share your gravitational constant.
    — Kathleen [2019-07-03]
    Dating Sims: The Visual Novel on Now Kiss!
  16. #6195
    VIDEO GAMES, IDIOT!
    — Bengineering [2019-07-02]
    Until Dawn on Let's NOPE
  17. #6194
    Dogs are basically superheroes.
    — Bengineering [2019-07-02]
    Until Dawn on Let's NOPE
  18. #6193
    I just wanna say 'cocks.'
    — Bengineering [2019-07-02]
    Until Dawn on Let's NOPE
  19. #6192
    You wouldn't get it, Twitch chat. The adults are talking.
    — Adam [2019-07-02]
    Until Dawn on Let's NOPE
  20. #6191
    Maybe money is the only answer.
    — Cori [2019-07-02]
    McPixel on Talking Simulator
  21. #6190
    You've kicked God! Now what?
    — Cori [2019-07-02]
    McPixel on Talking Simulator
  22. #6189
    I think I just want to kick the man.
    — Cori [2019-07-02]
    McPixel on Talking Simulator
  23. #6188
    Words are hard.
    — Cori [2019-07-02]
    Sethian on Talking Simulator
  24. #6187
    I am the definition of all right.
    — James [2019-07-02]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  25. #6186
    It's so hard not knowing what to do.
    — Cori [2019-07-01]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends