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  1. #6289
    I regret my decisions.
    — James [2019-08-06]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  2. #6288
    'I got everything I wanted this evening, but not in the way I wanted it. At all.' 'You've played with Dale, then.'
    — Jacob and Kathleen [2019-08-05]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  3. #6287
    Even without a TPK I win. I always win.
    — Heather, on Tech [2019-08-05]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  4. #6286
    Consent is queen.
    — Jacob [2019-08-05]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  5. #6285
    'Because you're my friend, I will take this burden on for you.' 'We met 2 hours ago!'
    — Dale and Jacob [2019-08-05]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  6. #6284
    'I regret my decision.' 'I regret your decision too.'
    — Beej and Jacob [2019-08-05]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  7. #6283
    You just tell me me how things are going to be, and I make them fair.
    — Dale [2019-08-05]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  8. #6282
    I asked the DM if something was fair, and that was my mistake.
    — Jacob [2019-08-05]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  9. #6281
    You pulled my pinkie out of my friend, can you reattach it?
    — Ian, as Ira [2019-08-05]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  10. #6280
    I would like to get my hand back before we go anywhere.
    — Ian, as Ira [2019-08-05]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  11. #6279
    Umm .. my friend. My wonderful, wonderful friend. My ... beautiful friend whom I've just met and known for five minutes, WHAT have you DONE?
    — Jacob [2019-08-05]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  12. #6278
    God is not here.
    — Jacob [2019-08-05]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  13. #6277
    Everything's detachable with enough force.
    — Ian [2019-08-05]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  14. #6276
    I gave him a -5 in engineering and a passion for engineering because I thought the combination was funny.
    — Dale [2019-08-05]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  15. #6275
    'I keep trying to get away with stuff and you won't let me.' 'I know. I'm a helper!'
    — Beej and Dale [2019-08-05]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  16. #6274
    I'm going to say "yes" to everything you say.
    — Dale [2019-08-05]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  17. #6273
    What sort of clamber-blindly-into-a-balloon-lined-wheelbarrow stat do you have?
    — Dale [2019-08-05]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  18. #6272
    If any of my blood happens to leave my body, please keep track of it for me.
    — Beej, as Blake [2019-08-05]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  19. #6271
    I look at you and I already feel better about myself.
    — Kathleen, as Kennedy [2019-08-05]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  20. #6270
    There's too many bones lying around this graveyard.
    — Graham [2019-08-05]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  21. #6269
    When someone asks if you want to kill a god, you say yes.
    — Beej [2019-08-04]
    Shadowrun: Hong Kong on Play it Forward
  22. #6268
    I wish I wasn't wearing pants.
    — Beej [2019-08-04]
    Shadowrun: Hong Kong on Play it Forward
  23. #6267
    I'm getting my TPK whether you like it or not.
    — Heather, gleefully [2019-08-03]
    Board Games on AFK
  24. #6266
    I'm not afraid of anything. I've been listening to Adam way too much.
    — Beej [2019-08-03]
    Board Games on AFK
  25. #6265
    I must protect him, he's an Idiot.
    — Adam [2019-08-03]
    Persona 5 on Adam's Gamehaüs