Quotes – LRRbot

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#6343

Reminder: Don't fall to your death.

— Serge [2019-08-20]
Minecraft: Super-Hostile on Mine O'Clock
#6342

I want to give the kraken a manicure.

— Jacob [2019-08-19]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6341

I live my monkey's paw one finger at a time.

— Ian [2019-08-19]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6340

Jacob, you like nice things too much.

— Ian [2019-08-19]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6339

I can see that there's a failure there — you don't need to worry about that.

— Dale [2019-08-19]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6338

You're the Team Leader of my heart!

— Jacob, to Blake, as Nibbles [2019-08-19]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6337

I understand that treason can be fun, but I'll try to keep it to a minimum.

— Ian, as Ira [2019-08-19]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6336

He is the Boshy, he could probably do anything.

— Heather, about Adam [2019-08-18]
Gal Metal on Rhythm Cafe
#6335

You aren't candy at all!

— Alex [2019-08-18]
Demon's Souls on Play it Forward
#6334

The only way to kill Beej is through senseless aggression.

— Serge [2019-08-16]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#6333

Did you touch the ceremonial Vaseline?

— Serge [2019-08-16]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#6332

Alright, this got weird. Perfect.

— Serge [2019-08-16]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#6331

If you're cursed, it's your fault.

— Dana Fischer [2019-08-15]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#6330

It's not my fault I'm cursed! (It probably is.)

— James [2019-08-15]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#6329

Ben doesn't always have to be Betrayer-kun or whatever.

— Kathleen [2019-08-15]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#6328

Bones and skins and whatnot.

— James [2019-08-14]
Board Games on AFK
#6327

Oh my meow.

— Serge [2019-08-14]
Board Games on AFK
#6326

We're all more stereotypically Canadian in the morning.

— Heather [2019-08-14]
Board Games on AFK
#6325

'If somebody replaces you, I'll take them out so you can come back.' 'I don't think that's how it works.' 'Ehhh I'll make it happen.'

— Heather and Adam [2019-08-14]
Board Games on AFK
#6324

Everybody's got a plan until they get punched in the face.

— Adam [2019-08-14]
Board Games on AFK
#6323

You should listen to me because I'M the fucking Boshy.

— Adam [2019-08-14]
Board Games on AFK
#6322

I'm willing to be part of this TPK.

— Heather [2019-08-14]
Board Games on AFK
#6321

We have a Paul, we don't need an app.

— Serge [2019-08-14]
Board Games on AFK
#6320

'Did I fuck up in any way?' 'No, it was me.' 'YEAH!'

— Jacob and Kathleen [2019-08-14]
Love Thyself - A Horatio Story on Now Kiss!
#6319

I unsurprisingly want to sleep in a very high-tech coffin.

— Jacob [2019-08-14]
Love Thyself - A Horatio Story on Now Kiss!