Quotes – LRRbot

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#6254

Listen, I'm at the bottom of a pit, I don't have any room to argue!

— Adam, as Ugle [2019-07-29]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6252

'Why would they set up shop in a tomb?' 'Low rent.'

— Adam and Kathleen [2019-07-29]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6248

I'm a light heretic.

— Kathleen [2019-07-29]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6247

I'm not your boss, but I will be watching you.

— Heather [2019-07-29]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6246

I lift curses through clapping!

— Serge [2019-07-29]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6245

I gotta stop singing.

— Ian [2019-07-28]
BIT.TRIP Presents: Runner2: Future Legend of Rhythm Alien on Rhythm Cafe
#6244

Don't live it, dream it! It's easier and cheaper.

— Ian [2019-07-28]
BIT.TRIP Presents: Runner2: Future Legend of Rhythm Alien on Rhythm Cafe
#6243

I'm the authority on all things in the Moonbase.

— Heather [2019-07-28]
BIT.TRIP Presents: Runner2: Future Legend of Rhythm Alien on Rhythm Cafe
#6242

You should be able to just enjoy something even when you're bad at it.

— Adam [2019-07-27]
Let's Talk on AFK
#6241

You're right, Beej. It's your mouth, and it's yours.

— Graham [2019-07-27]
Cards Against Humanity on AFK
#6240

I'm goth as shit.

— Cameron [2019-07-27]
Betrayal Legacy on AFK
#6239

I shouldn't be reading chat, they're all making better jokes then I could.

— Beej [2019-07-27]
HeroQuest on AFK
#6238

Drood the Ozference

— Cameron [2019-07-26]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#6236

I can't cast this! ... Maybe I *can* cast this...

— Graham [2019-07-26]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#6235

To kill off Adam is always a mistake.

— Heather [2019-07-24]
Board Games on AFK
#6234

If I have to die, at least let me gamble one more time.

— Serge [2019-07-24]
Board Games on AFK
#6233

You're so fucking hard to hate.

— Bengineering, to Serge [2019-07-24]
Board Games on AFK
#6232

No one puts baby in the corner except me — I put myself in the corner.

— Kathleen [2019-07-24]
None on Now Kiss!
#6231

I think wolf-howling is not a bad tactic!

— Heather [2019-07-21]
Games + Demos on Rhythm Cafe
#6230

Why did the Knight turn into two pixies that look like psylocke?

— Adam [2019-07-20]
Persona 5 on Adam's Gamehaüs
#6229

Checkpoint is essentialy a battle royal of news.

— Heather [2019-07-18]
Just Chatting on CheckPoint Plus
#6228

When working on babies, always do it with amazing people.

— Paul [2019-07-18]
Just Chatting on CheckPoint Plus
#6227

'You can only get married after midnight.' 'Otherwise you turn into gremlins.'

— Cori and Ian [2019-07-17]
Everybody's Golf on Crossing the Streams
#6226

Every character is my Character of Dorian Gray.

— Ian [2019-07-17]
Everybody's Golf on Crossing the Streams
#6225

We don't know it's impossible until none of us do it.

— Cori [2019-07-17]
Everybody's Golf on Crossing the Streams