Quotes – LRRbot

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#6153

Don't do what we do. We're professionals.

— James [2019-06-20]
Magic: The Gathering on CheckPoint Plus
#6152

Altoid tins are out, Spam cans are in!

— Heather [2019-06-20]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#6151

What are Christmas gifts if not lootboxes?

— Paul [2019-06-20]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#6150

Humans are boring.

— Paul [2019-06-20]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#6149

Gang Beasts is the most important game we've ever played, and ever will play.

— Ian [2019-06-19]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#6148

Now is Cori's time to shine!

— Cori [2019-06-19]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#6147

The human, really, is just a large ravioli.' 'Full of not-good things.' 'Yeah, like ravioli.'

— Matt Griffiths and Cori [2019-06-19]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#6146

The trucks are really hard because they squish you and that makes you release.

— Cori [2019-06-19]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#6145

This is my fault. I take responsibility for this.

— Ian [2019-06-19]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#6144

I only owe Death five bucks.

— Heather [2019-06-19]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#6143

Heather doesn't fear death!

— Matt Griffiths [2019-06-19]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#6142

Naughty child, go in the sea!

— Cori [2019-06-19]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#6141

Your burger hat won't save you from ME!

— Ian [2019-06-19]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#6140

'Let go of my face!' 'But it's so grippy!'

— Cori and Ian [2019-06-19]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#6139

My best feature is my wiggles!

— Matt Griffiths [2019-06-19]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#6138

I'm Ian but cooler.

— Matt Griffiths [2019-06-19]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#6137

I LOVE winning on technicalities.

— Matt Griffiths [2019-06-19]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#6136

Let go of my face so I can headbut you!

— Cori [2019-06-19]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#6135

You can break the railings...with your face.

— Cori [2019-06-19]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#6134

There ain't nothing wrong with being thirsty.

— Kathleen [2019-06-19]
Rose of Winter on Now Kiss!
#6133

I'm done thinking.

— Adam [2019-06-17]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#6132

If I'm gonna do a bad job, I want to do it on hard mode.

— Heather [2019-06-16]
Cytus II on Rhythm Cafe
#6131

Me, I could never murder professionally. Too much paperwork.

— Ian [2019-06-16]
Project CARS 2 on Bonus Stream
#6130

I love the things in Star Wars that no one loves.

— Ian [2019-06-16]
Project CARS 2 on Bonus Stream
#6129

I thought police rhymed with face.

— Ian [2019-06-16]
Project CARS 2 on Bonus Stream