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  1. #6456
    No more stuff, only games.
    — Serge [2019-10-08]
    Minecraft: Super-Hostile on Mine O'Clock
  2. #6455
    Chat, help! I don't know how to get out of this weird conversation with Ian.
    — Heather [2019-10-06]
    Overpass on Rhythm Cafe
  3. #6454
    I do like a challenge.
    — Ian [2019-10-06]
    Overpass on Rhythm Cafe
  4. #6453
    We will talk about ghosts at the drop of a hat.
    — Ian [2019-10-06]
    Overpass on Rhythm Cafe
  5. #6452
    I'm a hot pot attendant.
    — Adam [2019-10-05]
    Persona 5 on Adam's Gamehaüs
  6. #6451
    I didn't realize how much I like having a goose in my life.
    — Beej [2019-10-03]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  7. #6450
    The great equalizer: the horse!
    — Bengineering [2019-10-02]
    The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords Adventures on Play it Forward
  8. #6449
    We only speak of Heather in hushed tones.
    — Alex [2019-10-02]
    Blasphemous on Bonus Stream
  9. #6448
    As with most things, we must blame the children.
    — Graham [2019-10-01]
    Destiny 2 on New Day Tewsday
  10. #6447
    Every kill I get makes me more zoomy.
    — Graham [2019-10-01]
    Destiny 2 on New Day Tewsday
  11. #6446
    I feel confident that we can.....oh.
    — Cameron [2019-10-01]
    Destiny 2 on New Day Tewsday
  12. #6445
    Let's fuck around on the moon!
    — Cameron [2019-10-01]
    Destiny 2 on New Day Tewsday
  13. #6444
    This is the bad shape.
    — Cameron [2019-10-01]
    Destiny 2 on New Day Tewsday
  14. #6443
    The crack in my butt is also my weak point.
    — Cameron [2019-10-01]
    Destiny 2 on New Day Tewsday
  15. #6442
    So there's this thing called moxie...
    — Jacob, repeatedly [2019-10-01]
    None on Dice Friends
  16. #6441
    I will name my ulcers after each of you.
    — Jacob [2019-09-30]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  17. #6440
    Dale-M I do that.
    — Beej [2019-09-30]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  18. #6439
    Even Dale can't prepare for Dale.
    — Jacob [2019-09-30]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  19. #6438
    That was 3rd session Jacob. He was an asshole.
    — Jacob [2019-09-30]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  20. #6437
    'When you said "fix," I don't know what that means to Ian.' 'I know how to find out!'
    — Jacob and Dale [2019-09-30]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  21. #6436
    There's no reason not to tell Dale.
    — Ian [2019-09-30]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  22. #6435
    Why don't we take this moment to scream?
    — Kathleen, as Kennedy [2019-09-30]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  23. #6434
    Please give me some sort of roll for steering a whale.
    — Dale [2019-09-30]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  24. #6433
    You know, what this needs is the chance of a blubber explosion.
    — Kathleen [2019-09-30]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  25. #6432
    And just to check in, again, we're all friends, yes?
    — Jacob, as Jordan [2019-09-30]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends