Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#6335

You aren't candy at all!

— Alex [2019-08-18]
Demon's Souls on Play it Forward
#6334

The only way to kill Beej is through senseless aggression.

— Serge [2019-08-16]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#6333

Did you touch the ceremonial Vaseline?

— Serge [2019-08-16]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#6332

Alright, this got weird. Perfect.

— Serge [2019-08-16]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#6331

If you're cursed, it's your fault.

— Dana Fischer [2019-08-15]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#6330

It's not my fault I'm cursed! (It probably is.)

— James [2019-08-15]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#6329

Ben doesn't always have to be Betrayer-kun or whatever.

— Kathleen [2019-08-15]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#6328

Bones and skins and whatnot.

— James [2019-08-14]
Board Games on AFK
#6327

Oh my meow.

— Serge [2019-08-14]
Board Games on AFK
#6326

We're all more stereotypically Canadian in the morning.

— Heather [2019-08-14]
Board Games on AFK
#6325

'If somebody replaces you, I'll take them out so you can come back.' 'I don't think that's how it works.' 'Ehhh I'll make it happen.'

— Heather and Adam [2019-08-14]
Board Games on AFK
#6324

Everybody's got a plan until they get punched in the face.

— Adam [2019-08-14]
Board Games on AFK
#6323

You should listen to me because I'M the fucking Boshy.

— Adam [2019-08-14]
Board Games on AFK
#6322

I'm willing to be part of this TPK.

— Heather [2019-08-14]
Board Games on AFK
#6321

We have a Paul, we don't need an app.

— Serge [2019-08-14]
Board Games on AFK
#6320

'Did I fuck up in any way?' 'No, it was me.' 'YEAH!'

— Jacob and Kathleen [2019-08-14]
Love Thyself - A Horatio Story on Now Kiss!
#6319

I unsurprisingly want to sleep in a very high-tech coffin.

— Jacob [2019-08-14]
Love Thyself - A Horatio Story on Now Kiss!
#6318

Remember kids: Don't walk off cliffs for no reason.

— James [2019-08-13]
Minecraft: Super-Hostile on Mine O'Clock
#6317

James and Serge: two friends with no pants, on an adventure!

— Serge [2019-08-13]
Minecraft: Super-Hostile on Mine O'Clock
#6316

Twitch chat is the true super hostile that we met along the way.

— James [2019-08-13]
Minecraft: Super-Hostile on Mine O'Clock
#6315

You're done when I say you're done.

— Heather [2019-08-12]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6314

Dale's a campfire and we're all telling a story around him.

— Jacob [2019-08-12]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6313

'The two nicest words in all of Dice Friends:' 'Tell Dale.'

— Beej, and then everyone in unison
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6312

I'm gonna give you a bunch of information and some of it's true.

— Dale [2019-08-12]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6311

Computers are all the same. It's just decoration.

— Ian [2019-08-12]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends