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  1. #6223
    Squat Child believes in you!
    — Ben [2019-07-17]
    Everybody's Golf on Crossing the Streams
  2. #6222
    I never believe anything Ian says. It's safer that way.
    — Heather [2019-07-17]
    Everybody's Golf on Crossing the Streams
  3. #6221
    You're in hell now!
    — Cori, cheerfully [2019-07-17]
    Everybody's Golf on Crossing the Streams
  4. #6220
    Any way's a fairway!
    — Cori [2019-07-17]
    Everybody's Golf on Crossing the Streams
  5. #6219
    'what? I never bought your friendship.' 'I know.'
    — Adam and James [2019-07-17]
    Stardew Valley on Bonus Stream
  6. #6218
    "Later you get to buy hats from a mouse there." is a sentence I just read.
    — James [2019-07-17]
    Stardew Valley on Bonus Stream
  7. #6217
    Help, there's a giant taint seed in the magic area.
    — Serge [2019-07-16]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  8. #6216
    I at least want my deaths to be entertaining.
    — James [2019-07-16]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  9. #6215
    Twitch chat, why did you let me get greedy?!
    — Adam, shortly after quote 6214 [2019-07-15]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  10. #6214
    I know I said I wasn't gonna do anything stupid...
    — Adam, right before doing something stupid [2019-07-15]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  11. #6213
    I could live as a frog.
    — Adam [2019-07-15]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  12. #6212
    Otaku Jeff rides again.
    — Adam [2019-07-15]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  13. #6211
    I have to know where every oboe is at all times.
    — Ian [2019-07-14]
    Cadence of Hyrule – Crypt of the NecroDancer Featuring The Legend of Zelda on Rhythm Cafe
  14. #6210
    Fuck video games are stupid sometimes.
    — Adam [2019-07-13]
    Darksiders on Adam's Gamehaüs
  15. #6209
    'Can we play Magic now?' 'No, I wanna talk about Sailor Moon.'
    — James and Adam [2019-07-11]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  16. #6208
    It's definitely Ian's fault.
    — Graham [2019-07-10]
    National Park Girls on Now Kiss!
  17. #6207
    I'd be annoyed if this weren't so confusing.
    — Kathleen [2019-07-10]
    National Park Girls on Now Kiss!
  18. #6206
    Take it to the taint.
    — RebelliousUno [2019-07-09]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  19. #6205
    James just can't go a stream without dying eh?
    — Serge [2019-07-09]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  20. #6204
    I'm regretting having this in my mouth, I'm very sorry.
    — Beej [2019-07-08]
    Shadowrun: Hong Kong on Play it Forward
  21. #6203
    Help, the DM's selling me out!
    — Adam [2019-07-08]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  22. #6202
    'They say "dumbass" in D&D, do they?' 'They do now!'
    — Adam and Cameron [2019-07-08]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  23. #6201
    'I'd like to stealth through the fire, please.' 'Nobody notices that you do not emerge from the fire.'
    — Ian and Cameron [2019-07-08]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  24. #6200
    It would be inconvenient to blow you out of your boots right now.
    — Cameron [2019-07-08]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  25. #6199
    It's like sleeping, but with a shovel!
    — Ian [2019-07-07]
    Cadence of Hyrule – Crypt of the NecroDancer Featuring The Legend of Zelda on Rhythm Cafe