Quotes – LRRbot

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#6320

'Did I fuck up in any way?' 'No, it was me.' 'YEAH!'

— Jacob and Kathleen [2019-08-14]
Love Thyself - A Horatio Story on Now Kiss!
#6319

I unsurprisingly want to sleep in a very high-tech coffin.

— Jacob [2019-08-14]
Love Thyself - A Horatio Story on Now Kiss!
#6318

Remember kids: Don't walk off cliffs for no reason.

— James [2019-08-13]
Minecraft: Super-Hostile on Mine O'Clock
#6317

James and Serge: two friends with no pants, on an adventure!

— Serge [2019-08-13]
Minecraft: Super-Hostile on Mine O'Clock
#6316

Twitch chat is the true super hostile that we met along the way.

— James [2019-08-13]
Minecraft: Super-Hostile on Mine O'Clock
#6315

You're done when I say you're done.

— Heather [2019-08-12]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6314

Dale's a campfire and we're all telling a story around him.

— Jacob [2019-08-12]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6313

'The two nicest words in all of Dice Friends:' 'Tell Dale.'

— Beej, and then everyone in unison
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6312

I'm gonna give you a bunch of information and some of it's true.

— Dale [2019-08-12]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6311

Computers are all the same. It's just decoration.

— Ian [2019-08-12]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6310

Let chaos reign.

— Jacob, matter-of-factly [2019-08-12]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6309

Jacob consents to whatever crazy shit you have planned.

— Jacob [2019-08-12]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6308

What do I need to do here to commit treason?

— Jacob [2019-08-12]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6307

Not it! I choose not to pick up the guy with no head.

— Beej, as Blake [2019-08-12]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6306

I have all the guns I need as Fitness Officer!

— Kathleen, as Kennedy, striking a pose [2019-08-12]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6305

You know what they say: If you don't have equipment, you don't risk losing it.

— Beej, as Blake [2019-08-12]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6304

I used to be a dinosaur, and now I'm not! And that's *great*.

— Jacob, definitely not thinking that it's great [2019-08-12]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6303

It's horrifying...I love it.

— Ian [2019-08-11]
BIT.TRIP Presents: Runner2: Future Legend of Rhythm Alien on Rhythm Cafe
#6302

I like to make ludicrous claims just because they're awesome when they happen.

— Heather [2019-08-11]
BIT.TRIP Presents: Runner2: Future Legend of Rhythm Alien on Rhythm Cafe
#6301

If you think you have a hat that fit's Graham's head, you don't and it needs to be bigger.

— Heather [2019-08-11]
BIT.TRIP Presents: Runner2: Future Legend of Rhythm Alien on Rhythm Cafe
#6300

Eventually I've gotta hit with the Dalai Lama.

— Cameron [2019-08-10]
Music on LoadingReadyLive
#6299

Vegas: it's like Seattle, but hotter and more southern.

— Ian [2019-08-08]
Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#6298

Did I hit the ceiling so hard my pants literally exploded?

— Serge [2018-06-27]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6297

My business is my own, well mine and the toilet's.

— Alex [2019-08-08]
Demon's Souls on Play it Forward
#6296

Humble me, dammit!

— Bengineering [2019-08-07]
Board Games on AFK