Quotes – LRRbot

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#6223

Squat Child believes in you!

— Ben [2019-07-17]
Everybody's Golf on Crossing the Streams
#6222

I never believe anything Ian says. It's safer that way.

— Heather [2019-07-17]
Everybody's Golf on Crossing the Streams
#6221

You're in hell now!

— Cori, cheerfully [2019-07-17]
Everybody's Golf on Crossing the Streams
#6220

Any way's a fairway!

— Cori [2019-07-17]
Everybody's Golf on Crossing the Streams
#6219

'what? I never bought your friendship.' 'I know.'

— Adam and James [2019-07-17]
Stardew Valley on Bonus Stream
#6218

"Later you get to buy hats from a mouse there." is a sentence I just read.

— James [2019-07-17]
Stardew Valley on Bonus Stream
#6217

Help, there's a giant taint seed in the magic area.

— Serge [2019-07-16]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6216

I at least want my deaths to be entertaining.

— James [2019-07-16]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6215

Twitch chat, why did you let me get greedy?!

— Adam, shortly after quote 6214 [2019-07-15]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6214

I know I said I wasn't gonna do anything stupid...

— Adam, right before doing something stupid [2019-07-15]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6213

I could live as a frog.

— Adam [2019-07-15]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6212

Otaku Jeff rides again.

— Adam [2019-07-15]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6211

I have to know where every oboe is at all times.

— Ian [2019-07-14]
Cadence of Hyrule – Crypt of the NecroDancer Featuring The Legend of Zelda on Rhythm Cafe
#6210

Fuck video games are stupid sometimes.

— Adam [2019-07-13]
Darksiders on Adam's Gamehaüs
#6209

'Can we play Magic now?' 'No, I wanna talk about Sailor Moon.'

— James and Adam [2019-07-11]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#6208

It's definitely Ian's fault.

— Graham [2019-07-10]
National Park Girls on Now Kiss!
#6207

I'd be annoyed if this weren't so confusing.

— Kathleen [2019-07-10]
National Park Girls on Now Kiss!
#6206

Take it to the taint.

— RebelliousUno [2019-07-09]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6205

James just can't go a stream without dying eh?

— Serge [2019-07-09]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6204

I'm regretting having this in my mouth, I'm very sorry.

— Beej [2019-07-08]
Shadowrun: Hong Kong on Play it Forward
#6203

Help, the DM's selling me out!

— Adam [2019-07-08]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#6202

'They say "dumbass" in D&D, do they?' 'They do now!'

— Adam and Cameron [2019-07-08]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#6201

'I'd like to stealth through the fire, please.' 'Nobody notices that you do not emerge from the fire.'

— Ian and Cameron [2019-07-08]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#6200

It would be inconvenient to blow you out of your boots right now.

— Cameron [2019-07-08]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#6199

It's like sleeping, but with a shovel!

— Ian [2019-07-07]
Cadence of Hyrule – Crypt of the NecroDancer Featuring The Legend of Zelda on Rhythm Cafe