Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#6172

Not the toilet again!

— Cori [2019-06-25]
McPixel on Talking Simulator
#6171

I'm not beholden to your standards of safety.

— RebelliousUno [2019-06-25]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6170

I am inside of Uno.

— Serge [2019-06-25]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6169

Uh, hello, tech support? I need a young tech and an old tech.

— Paul [2019-06-24]
Stories Untold on Play it Forward
#6168

Together we're a genius!

— Ian [2019-06-23]
Cadence of Hyrule – Crypt of the NecroDancer Featuring The Legend of Zelda on Rhythm Cafe
#6167

If there's one thing I'm not, it is Henry Winkler, the Fonz.

— Ian [2019-06-23]
Cadence of Hyrule – Crypt of the NecroDancer Featuring The Legend of Zelda on Rhythm Cafe
#6166

I'm perfect.

— Heather [2019-06-23]
Cadence of Hyrule – Crypt of the NecroDancer Featuring The Legend of Zelda on Rhythm Cafe
#6165

What are you gonna do with a bucket of minotaur?!

— Serge [2019-06-22]
None on CheckPoint Plus
#6163

I might suck but I don't suck the most!

— Bengineering [2019-06-22]
None on CheckPoint Plus
#6162

When you say 'no offence,' you mean offence.

— Adam [2019-06-22]
None on CheckPoint Plus
#6160

Maybe I can befriend the ooze. Does the ooze have any sense of justice?

— Serge [2019-06-22]
None on CheckPoint Plus
#6159

Do bees have emotions?

— Adam [2019-06-22]
None on CheckPoint Plus
#6158

I wanna throw some mustard on this heal.

— Adam [2019-06-22]
None on CheckPoint Plus
#6157

I've accepted death.

— Graham [2019-06-22]
None on CheckPoint Plus
#6156

I would love to disengage from the badger.

— Adam [2019-06-22]
None on CheckPoint Plus
#6154

Heather's probably the least cop person in this office.

— Ian [2019-06-19]
None on CheckPoint Plus
#6153

Don't do what we do. We're professionals.

— James [2019-06-20]
Magic: The Gathering on CheckPoint Plus
#6152

Altoid tins are out, Spam cans are in!

— Heather [2019-06-20]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#6151

What are Christmas gifts if not lootboxes?

— Paul [2019-06-20]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#6150

Humans are boring.

— Paul [2019-06-20]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#6149

Gang Beasts is the most important game we've ever played, and ever will play.

— Ian [2019-06-19]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#6148

Now is Cori's time to shine!

— Cori [2019-06-19]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#6147

The human, really, is just a large ravioli.' 'Full of not-good things.' 'Yeah, like ravioli.'

— Matt Griffiths and Cori [2019-06-19]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#6146

The trucks are really hard because they squish you and that makes you release.

— Cori [2019-06-19]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#6145

This is my fault. I take responsibility for this.

— Ian [2019-06-19]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams