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#6128

I said some funny things in the past.

— Ian [2019-06-16]
Project CARS 2 on Bonus Stream
#6127

If the opportunity presents itself, to straight-up murder a dude ... I won't say no.

— Ian [2019-06-15]
Project CARS 2 on Bonus Stream
#6126

Let's maiden, mother, crone this shit.

— Jacob [2019-06-15]
Project CARS 2 on Bonus Stream
#6125

I killed a man, I only flipped over once...I'm feeling very accomplished.

— Jacob [2019-06-15]
Project CARS 2 on Bonus Stream
#6124

GANT GANT's a problem for everyone.

— Ian [2019-06-15]
Project CARS 2 on Bonus Stream
#6123

You killed a man! Good start!

— Ian [2019-06-15]
Project CARS 2 on Bonus Stream
#6122

My car is dummy thicc and the clap of my gear paddles keeps alerting the race officials.

— Ian [2019-06-15]
Music on Bonus Stream
#6121

The devil now lives in my tummy.

— Jacob [2019-06-15]
Music on Bonus Stream
#6120

I'm hopped up on cola!

— Jacob [2019-06-15]
Music on LoadingReadyLive
#6119

How's the nosefeel?

— Paul [2019-06-15]
Music on LoadingReadyLive
#6118

I stream video games to have time to play video games.

— Ian [2019-06-15]
Project CARS 2 on Bonus Stream
#6117

Qwerpline will come out when Qwerpline comes out.

— Ian [2019-06-15]
Project CARS 2 on Bonus Stream
#6116

That was someone inserting their nose into my bum.

— Graham [2019-06-15]
Project CARS 2 on Bonus Stream
#6115

If everybody in the F1 drove like me, it would be a very safe sport.

— Kathleen [2019-06-15]
Project CARS 2 on Bonus Stream
#6114

I tried to kill a man and died myself.

— Matt Griffiths [2019-06-15]
Project CARS 2 on Bonus Stream
#6113

We won't look too deeply into it. If we do, we might suddenly realize we're currently dead.

— Matt Griffiths [2019-06-15]
Project CARS 2 on Bonus Stream
#6112

Bad things happen in second gear.

— Matt Griffiths [2019-06-15]
Project CARS 2 on Bonus Stream
#6111

Cori take the wheel — you're Jesus now.

— Matt Griffiths [2019-06-15]
Project CARS 2 on Bonus Stream
#6110

I'm allowed to be inconsistent as I run into walls.

— Matt Griffiths [2019-06-15]
Project CARS 2 on Bonus Stream
#6109

Kick yourself in the butt!

— Bengineering, encouragingly [2019-06-15]
Project CARS 2 on Bonus Stream
#6108

I have to be very careful with the center of gravity of my butt...

— Ian [2019-06-15]
Project CARS 2 on Bonus Stream
#6107

Where's the 'Fuck You' button?

— Kathleen [2019-06-12]
Roommates on Now Kiss!
#6106

I wish I knew how much blood I have left.

— RebelliousUno [2019-06-11]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6105

I always have to talk to a Llama or an Alpaca.

— Heather [2019-06-11]
Special Events on Bonus Stream
#6104

I don't know what's going on but I like it.

— Heather [2019-06-11]
Special Events on Bonus Stream