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  1. #6242
    You should be able to just enjoy something even when you're bad at it.
    — Adam [2019-07-27]
    Let's Talk on AFK
  2. #6241
    You're right, Beej. It's your mouth, and it's yours.
    — Graham [2019-07-27]
    Cards Against Humanity on AFK
  3. #6240
    I'm goth as shit.
    — Cameron [2019-07-27]
    Betrayal Legacy on AFK
  4. #6239
    I shouldn't be reading chat, they're all making better jokes then I could.
    — Beej [2019-07-27]
    HeroQuest on AFK
  5. #6238
    Drood the Ozference
    — Cameron [2019-07-26]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  6. #6236
    I can't cast this! ... Maybe I *can* cast this...
    — Graham [2019-07-26]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  7. #6235
    To kill off Adam is always a mistake.
    — Heather [2019-07-24]
    Board Games on AFK
  8. #6234
    If I have to die, at least let me gamble one more time.
    — Serge [2019-07-24]
    Board Games on AFK
  9. #6233
    You're so fucking hard to hate.
    — Bengineering, to Serge [2019-07-24]
    Board Games on AFK
  10. #6232
    No one puts baby in the corner except me — I put myself in the corner.
    — Kathleen [2019-07-24]
    None on Now Kiss!
  11. #6231
    I think wolf-howling is not a bad tactic!
    — Heather [2019-07-21]
    Games + Demos on Rhythm Cafe
  12. #6230
    Why did the Knight turn into two pixies that look like psylocke?
    — Adam [2019-07-20]
    Persona 5 on Adam's Gamehaüs
  13. #6229
    Checkpoint is essentialy a battle royal of news.
    — Heather [2019-07-18]
    Just Chatting on CheckPoint Plus
  14. #6228
    When working on babies, always do it with amazing people.
    — Paul [2019-07-18]
    Just Chatting on CheckPoint Plus
  15. #6227
    'You can only get married after midnight.' 'Otherwise you turn into gremlins.'
    — Cori and Ian [2019-07-17]
    Everybody's Golf on Crossing the Streams
  16. #6226
    Every character is my Character of Dorian Gray.
    — Ian [2019-07-17]
    Everybody's Golf on Crossing the Streams
  17. #6225
    We don't know it's impossible until none of us do it.
    — Cori [2019-07-17]
    Everybody's Golf on Crossing the Streams
  18. #6224
    There's no ice cream in video games.
    — Ian [2019-07-17]
    Everybody's Golf on Crossing the Streams
  19. #6223
    Squat Child believes in you!
    — Ben [2019-07-17]
    Everybody's Golf on Crossing the Streams
  20. #6222
    I never believe anything Ian says. It's safer that way.
    — Heather [2019-07-17]
    Everybody's Golf on Crossing the Streams
  21. #6221
    You're in hell now!
    — Cori, cheerfully [2019-07-17]
    Everybody's Golf on Crossing the Streams
  22. #6220
    Any way's a fairway!
    — Cori [2019-07-17]
    Everybody's Golf on Crossing the Streams
  23. #6219
    'what? I never bought your friendship.' 'I know.'
    — Adam and James [2019-07-17]
    Stardew Valley on Bonus Stream
  24. #6218
    "Later you get to buy hats from a mouse there." is a sentence I just read.
    — James [2019-07-17]
    Stardew Valley on Bonus Stream
  25. #6217
    Help, there's a giant taint seed in the magic area.
    — Serge [2019-07-16]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock