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#6285

'Because you're my friend, I will take this burden on for you.' 'We met 2 hours ago!'

— Dale and Jacob [2019-08-05]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6284

'I regret my decision.' 'I regret your decision too.'

— Beej and Jacob [2019-08-05]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6283

You just tell me me how things are going to be, and I make them fair.

— Dale [2019-08-05]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6282

I asked the DM if something was fair, and that was my mistake.

— Jacob [2019-08-05]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6281

You pulled my pinkie out of my friend, can you reattach it?

— Ian, as Ira [2019-08-05]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6280

I would like to get my hand back before we go anywhere.

— Ian, as Ira [2019-08-05]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6279

Umm .. my friend. My wonderful, wonderful friend. My ... beautiful friend whom I've just met and known for five minutes, WHAT have you DONE?

— Jacob [2019-08-05]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6278

God is not here.

— Jacob [2019-08-05]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6277

Everything's detachable with enough force.

— Ian [2019-08-05]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6276

I gave him a -5 in engineering and a passion for engineering because I thought the combination was funny.

— Dale [2019-08-05]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6275

'I keep trying to get away with stuff and you won't let me.' 'I know. I'm a helper!'

— Beej and Dale [2019-08-05]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6274

I'm going to say "yes" to everything you say.

— Dale [2019-08-05]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6273

What sort of clamber-blindly-into-a-balloon-lined-wheelbarrow stat do you have?

— Dale [2019-08-05]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6272

If any of my blood happens to leave my body, please keep track of it for me.

— Beej, as Blake [2019-08-05]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6271

I look at you and I already feel better about myself.

— Kathleen, as Kennedy [2019-08-05]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6270

There's too many bones lying around this graveyard.

— Graham [2019-08-05]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#6269

When someone asks if you want to kill a god, you say yes.

— Beej [2019-08-04]
Shadowrun: Hong Kong on Play it Forward
#6268

I wish I wasn't wearing pants.

— Beej [2019-08-04]
Shadowrun: Hong Kong on Play it Forward
#6267

I'm getting my TPK whether you like it or not.

— Heather, gleefully [2019-08-03]
Board Games on AFK
#6266

I'm not afraid of anything. I've been listening to Adam way too much.

— Beej [2019-08-03]
Board Games on AFK
#6265

I must protect him, he's an Idiot.

— Adam [2019-08-03]
Persona 5 on Adam's Gamehaüs
#6264

He's a moron but I'm also a moron so nothing's good.

— Adam [2019-08-03]
Persona 5 on Adam's Gamehaüs
#6263

English can eat my entire ass.

— Alex [2019-07-31]
Board Games on AFK
#6262

Beej isn't here to laugh at me!

— Alex, disappointedly [2019-07-31]
Board Games on AFK
#6261

All mnemonics should be cheese-based.

— Paul [2019-07-31]
Board Games on AFK