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  1. #6156
    I would love to disengage from the badger.
    — Adam [2019-06-22]
    None on CheckPoint Plus
  2. #6154
    Heather's probably the least cop person in this office.
    — Ian [2019-06-19]
    None on CheckPoint Plus
  3. #6153
    Don't do what we do. We're professionals.
    — James [2019-06-20]
    Magic: The Gathering on CheckPoint Plus
  4. #6152
    Altoid tins are out, Spam cans are in!
    — Heather [2019-06-20]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  5. #6151
    What are Christmas gifts if not lootboxes?
    — Paul [2019-06-20]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  6. #6150
    Humans are boring.
    — Paul [2019-06-20]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  7. #6149
    Gang Beasts is the most important game we've ever played, and ever will play.
    — Ian [2019-06-19]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  8. #6148
    Now is Cori's time to shine!
    — Cori [2019-06-19]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  9. #6147
    The human, really, is just a large ravioli.' 'Full of not-good things.' 'Yeah, like ravioli.'
    — Matt Griffiths and Cori [2019-06-19]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  10. #6146
    The trucks are really hard because they squish you and that makes you release.
    — Cori [2019-06-19]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  11. #6145
    This is my fault. I take responsibility for this.
    — Ian [2019-06-19]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  12. #6144
    I only owe Death five bucks.
    — Heather [2019-06-19]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  13. #6143
    Heather doesn't fear death!
    — Matt Griffiths [2019-06-19]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  14. #6142
    Naughty child, go in the sea!
    — Cori [2019-06-19]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  15. #6141
    Your burger hat won't save you from ME!
    — Ian [2019-06-19]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  16. #6140
    'Let go of my face!' 'But it's so grippy!'
    — Cori and Ian [2019-06-19]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  17. #6139
    My best feature is my wiggles!
    — Matt Griffiths [2019-06-19]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  18. #6138
    I'm Ian but cooler.
    — Matt Griffiths [2019-06-19]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  19. #6137
    I LOVE winning on technicalities.
    — Matt Griffiths [2019-06-19]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  20. #6136
    Let go of my face so I can headbut you!
    — Cori [2019-06-19]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  21. #6135
    You can break the railings...with your face.
    — Cori [2019-06-19]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  22. #6134
    There ain't nothing wrong with being thirsty.
    — Kathleen [2019-06-19]
    Rose of Winter on Now Kiss!
  23. #6133
    I'm done thinking.
    — Adam [2019-06-17]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  24. #6132
    If I'm gonna do a bad job, I want to do it on hard mode.
    — Heather [2019-06-16]
    Cytus II on Rhythm Cafe
  25. #6131
    Me, I could never murder professionally. Too much paperwork.
    — Ian [2019-06-16]
    Project CARS 2 on Bonus Stream