Quotes – LRRbot

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#6035

Why would I play Kitchen Finks in a deck where it's legal?

— Serge [2019-05-10]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
#6034

I got this tattoo for crying. After I killed a man. The first one is always the hardest.

— Ian, as Enor [2019-05-10]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
#6033

Look where I'm pointing, not at my hand.

— Cameron [2019-05-10]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
#6032

This game would be better if other players didn't do things that stopped you from winning.

— James [2019-05-08]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#6031

I like the kind of pay out where we get money.

— Graham [2019-05-08]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#6030

This reminds me, I should look at the night sky with my Thaumometer.

— RebelliousUno [2019-05-07]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6029

They feel like art, I don't understand them.

— Adam, on Metal Gear Solid games [2019-05-04]
Dark Cloud 2 on Adam's Gamehaüs
#6028

I'm really good at separating myself from consequences.

— Ian [2019-04-25]
Board Games on The Long Game
#6027

Just be shitty, but not in a way that makes you shitty.

— Beej [2019-05-02]
Just Chatting on CheckPoint Plus
#6026

If there's one thing I know about James: it's that he can't do it, and he's certainly not a big boy.

— Serge [2019-04-30]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6025

I swear to God I have toes.

— James [2019-04-30]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6024

Well now I'm just being nice to him, that's not what you're supposed to do when your friends leave.

— Heather [2019-04-29]
Games + Demos on Bonus Stream
#6023

I'm proud of my puns!

— Heather [2019-04-29]
Games + Demos on Bonus Stream
#6022

Ok, I need to not eff this up -- I'm effing this up.

— Beej [2019-04-29]
Games + Demos on Bonus Stream
#6021

No matter what happens, I'm going to say I win.

— Heather [2019-04-29]
Games + Demos on Bonus Stream
#6020

Doors: my greatest video game enemy.

— Heather [2019-04-29]
Games + Demos on Bonus Stream
#6019

I'm gonna assume you're telling the truth because you're not Ian.

— Heather [2019-04-29]
Games + Demos on Bonus Stream
#6018

'I guess if I'm going to make fun of you, I should do it properly.' 'Agreed.'

— Heather and Beej [2019-04-29]
Games + Demos on Bonus Stream
#6017

I can't start strangling him, there'd be no logical stopping point.

— Graham, of Beej [2019-04-27]
Music on LoadingReadyLive
#6016

Don't chug butter

— Ben [2019-04-27]
Music on LoadingReadyLive
#6015

My job isn't to ask questions, my job is just to give you ideas.

— Kathleen [2019-04-27]
Music on LoadingReadyLive
#6014

I'm a Professional.

— Kathleen [2019-04-27]
Enter the Gungeon on Adam's Gamehaüs
#6013

The baby represents lasers.

— Matt Griffiths [2019-04-26]
La-Mulana on Play it Forward
#6012

'Are those cats or pigs?' 'They're mice.'

— TXC2 and Matt Griffiths [2019-04-26]
La-Mulana on Play it Forward
#6011

What other flesh did you put on this thing?

— Matt Griffiths [2019-04-25]
Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry