Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#6082

When you see a goat, you gotta try and steal it.

— Michael Majors [2019-05-31]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#6081

I don't know how to get nut from a milk.

— Kathleen [2019-05-29]
None on AFK
#6080

Ben likes cute boys.

— Bengineering [2019-05-29]
Board Games on AFK
#6079

Don't make me the clip of the day, here.

— Cameron [2019-05-29]
Board Games on AFK
#6078

I am a good robot.

— Cameron [2019-05-29]
Board Games on AFK
#6077

If you correct us, chat, be correct.

— Cameron [2019-05-29]
Board Games on AFK
#6076

See, this is what I was expecting to find! Good ol' mundane death!

— Cameron [2019-05-28]
Return of the Obra Dinn on Talking Simulator
#6075

You didn't trust me with your blood so you took it away from me.

— Serge [2019-05-28]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6074

The pigs are now hostile.

— Serge [2019-05-28]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6073

Cool, I have uses now! Suck it, world!

— Adam, as Petr [2019-05-27]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#6072

Essentially every lock is a test.

— Cameron [2019-05-27]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#6071

I 29 the door!

— Cori [2019-05-27]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#6070

Remember: every action is a vine.

— Cameron [2019-05-27]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#6069

The water seems to be water.

— Cameron [2019-05-27]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#6068

We just have to outsmart the sun.

— Serge, as Sword [2019-05-27]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#6067

You're all using a lot of big words, which I'm gonna take as an insult.

— Adam, as Petr [2019-05-27]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#6066

We all turn into deer when we die.

— Cori, as Hella [2019-05-27]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#6065

Remember, kids: check with your local museum to see if mummification is right for you.

— Ian [2019-05-26]
pop'n music 9 on Rhythm Cafe
#6064

The worst thing that can happen is we turn it off.

— Heather [2019-05-26]
pop'n music 9 on Rhythm Cafe
#6063

INFLATE ME, BEEJ!

— Ian [2019-05-25]
Music on LoadingReadyLive
#6062

'You gotta do it for the vine,' as the kids say.

— Bengineering [2019-05-25]
Music on LoadingReadyLive
#6061

YES! God is dead!

— Kathleen [2019-05-25]
Music on LoadingReadyLive
#6060

Alright, let's go stab a god.

— Cori [2019-05-25]
Horizon Zero Dawn on Play it Forward
#6059

Shia Labouf is great.

— James [2019-05-21]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6058

I'm so happy clap clap clap golf clap.

— Serge [2019-05-21]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock