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  1. #6178
    I detect the presence of shenanigans.
    — Cameron [2019-06-28]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  2. #6177
    Evil requires time to think!
    — Cameron [2019-06-28]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  3. #6176
    It puts the butt power on the front power.
    — Bengineering [2019-06-28]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  4. #6175
    It's like a cyst that pays your bills!
    — Bengineering [2019-06-26]
    Board Games on AFK
  5. #6174
    Have fun storming the groin!
    — Graham [2019-06-26]
    Rose of Winter on Now Kiss!
  6. #6173
    Thank you for handling the horny part for me.
    — Kathleen, to Matt Griffiths [2019-06-26]
    Rose of Winter on Now Kiss!
  7. #6172
    Not the toilet again!
    — Cori [2019-06-25]
    McPixel on Talking Simulator
  8. #6171
    I'm not beholden to your standards of safety.
    — RebelliousUno [2019-06-25]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  9. #6170
    I am inside of Uno.
    — Serge [2019-06-25]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  10. #6169
    Uh, hello, tech support? I need a young tech and an old tech.
    — Paul [2019-06-24]
    Stories Untold on Play it Forward
  11. #6168
    Together we're a genius!
    — Ian [2019-06-23]
    Cadence of Hyrule – Crypt of the NecroDancer Featuring The Legend of Zelda on Rhythm Cafe
  12. #6167
    If there's one thing I'm not, it is Henry Winkler, the Fonz.
    — Ian [2019-06-23]
    Cadence of Hyrule – Crypt of the NecroDancer Featuring The Legend of Zelda on Rhythm Cafe
  13. #6166
    I'm perfect.
    — Heather [2019-06-23]
    Cadence of Hyrule – Crypt of the NecroDancer Featuring The Legend of Zelda on Rhythm Cafe
  14. #6165
    What are you gonna do with a bucket of minotaur?!
    — Serge [2019-06-22]
    None on CheckPoint Plus
  15. #6163
    I might suck but I don't suck the most!
    — Bengineering [2019-06-22]
    None on CheckPoint Plus
  16. #6162
    When you say 'no offence,' you mean offence.
    — Adam [2019-06-22]
    None on CheckPoint Plus
  17. #6160
    Maybe I can befriend the ooze. Does the ooze have any sense of justice?
    — Serge [2019-06-22]
    None on CheckPoint Plus
  18. #6159
    Do bees have emotions?
    — Adam [2019-06-22]
    None on CheckPoint Plus
  19. #6158
    I wanna throw some mustard on this heal.
    — Adam [2019-06-22]
    None on CheckPoint Plus
  20. #6157
    I've accepted death.
    — Graham [2019-06-22]
    None on CheckPoint Plus
  21. #6156
    I would love to disengage from the badger.
    — Adam [2019-06-22]
    None on CheckPoint Plus
  22. #6154
    Heather's probably the least cop person in this office.
    — Ian [2019-06-19]
    None on CheckPoint Plus
  23. #6153
    Don't do what we do. We're professionals.
    — James [2019-06-20]
    Magic: The Gathering on CheckPoint Plus
  24. #6152
    Altoid tins are out, Spam cans are in!
    — Heather [2019-06-20]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  25. #6151
    What are Christmas gifts if not lootboxes?
    — Paul [2019-06-20]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus