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  1. #6041
    Tell me your secrets! ...Fewer secrets, please.
    — Cori [2019-05-12]
    Horizon Zero Dawn on Play it Forward
  2. #6040
    Do not stompy me!
    — Cori [2019-05-12]
    Horizon Zero Dawn on Play it Forward
  3. #6039
    Much like my stealth, it can be seen by everyone.
    — Cori [2019-05-11]
    Horizon Zero Dawn on Play it Forward
  4. #6038
    What happens if I ride off a cliff?
    — Cori [2019-05-11]
    Horizon Zero Dawn on Play it Forward
  5. #6037
    I guess even wrong math is still math.
    — James [2019-05-11]
    Dauntless on Adam's Gamehaüs
  6. #6036
    Vaccinate your kids, so you don't have to nuke them.
    — Beej [2019-05-09]
    None on AFK
  7. #6035
    Why would I play Kitchen Finks in a deck where it's legal?
    — Serge [2019-05-10]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  8. #6034
    I got this tattoo for crying. After I killed a man. The first one is always the hardest.
    — Ian, as Enor [2019-05-10]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  9. #6033
    Look where I'm pointing, not at my hand.
    — Cameron [2019-05-10]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  10. #6032
    This game would be better if other players didn't do things that stopped you from winning.
    — James [2019-05-08]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  11. #6031
    I like the kind of pay out where we get money.
    — Graham [2019-05-08]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  12. #6030
    This reminds me, I should look at the night sky with my Thaumometer.
    — RebelliousUno [2019-05-07]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  13. #6029
    They feel like art, I don't understand them.
    — Adam, on Metal Gear Solid games [2019-05-04]
    Dark Cloud 2 on Adam's Gamehaüs
  14. #6028
    I'm really good at separating myself from consequences.
    — Ian [2019-04-25]
    Board Games on The Long Game
  15. #6027
    Just be shitty, but not in a way that makes you shitty.
    — Beej [2019-05-02]
    Just Chatting on CheckPoint Plus
  16. #6026
    If there's one thing I know about James: it's that he can't do it, and he's certainly not a big boy.
    — Serge [2019-04-30]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  17. #6025
    I swear to God I have toes.
    — James [2019-04-30]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  18. #6024
    Well now I'm just being nice to him, that's not what you're supposed to do when your friends leave.
    — Heather [2019-04-29]
    Games + Demos on Bonus Stream
  19. #6023
    I'm proud of my puns!
    — Heather [2019-04-29]
    Games + Demos on Bonus Stream
  20. #6022
    Ok, I need to not eff this up -- I'm effing this up.
    — Beej [2019-04-29]
    Games + Demos on Bonus Stream
  21. #6021
    No matter what happens, I'm going to say I win.
    — Heather [2019-04-29]
    Games + Demos on Bonus Stream
  22. #6020
    Doors: my greatest video game enemy.
    — Heather [2019-04-29]
    Games + Demos on Bonus Stream
  23. #6019
    I'm gonna assume you're telling the truth because you're not Ian.
    — Heather [2019-04-29]
    Games + Demos on Bonus Stream
  24. #6018
    'I guess if I'm going to make fun of you, I should do it properly.' 'Agreed.'
    — Heather and Beej [2019-04-29]
    Games + Demos on Bonus Stream
  25. #6017
    I can't start strangling him, there'd be no logical stopping point.
    — Graham, of Beej [2019-04-27]
    Music on LoadingReadyLive