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  1. #6081
    I don't know how to get nut from a milk.
    — Kathleen [2019-05-29]
    None on AFK
  2. #6080
    Ben likes cute boys.
    — Bengineering [2019-05-29]
    Board Games on AFK
  3. #6079
    Don't make me the clip of the day, here.
    — Cameron [2019-05-29]
    Board Games on AFK
  4. #6078
    I am a good robot.
    — Cameron [2019-05-29]
    Board Games on AFK
  5. #6077
    If you correct us, chat, be correct.
    — Cameron [2019-05-29]
    Board Games on AFK
  6. #6076
    See, this is what I was expecting to find! Good ol' mundane death!
    — Cameron [2019-05-28]
    Return of the Obra Dinn on Talking Simulator
  7. #6075
    You didn't trust me with your blood so you took it away from me.
    — Serge [2019-05-28]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  8. #6074
    The pigs are now hostile.
    — Serge [2019-05-28]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  9. #6073
    Cool, I have uses now! Suck it, world!
    — Adam, as Petr [2019-05-27]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  10. #6072
    Essentially every lock is a test.
    — Cameron [2019-05-27]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  11. #6071
    I 29 the door!
    — Cori [2019-05-27]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  12. #6070
    Remember: every action is a vine.
    — Cameron [2019-05-27]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  13. #6069
    The water seems to be water.
    — Cameron [2019-05-27]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  14. #6068
    We just have to outsmart the sun.
    — Serge, as Sword [2019-05-27]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  15. #6067
    You're all using a lot of big words, which I'm gonna take as an insult.
    — Adam, as Petr [2019-05-27]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  16. #6066
    We all turn into deer when we die.
    — Cori, as Hella [2019-05-27]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  17. #6065
    Remember, kids: check with your local museum to see if mummification is right for you.
    — Ian [2019-05-26]
    pop'n music 9 on Rhythm Cafe
  18. #6064
    The worst thing that can happen is we turn it off.
    — Heather [2019-05-26]
    pop'n music 9 on Rhythm Cafe
  19. #6063
    INFLATE ME, BEEJ!
    — Ian [2019-05-25]
    Music on LoadingReadyLive
  20. #6062
    'You gotta do it for the vine,' as the kids say.
    — Bengineering [2019-05-25]
    Music on LoadingReadyLive
  21. #6061
    YES! God is dead!
    — Kathleen [2019-05-25]
    Music on LoadingReadyLive
  22. #6060
    Alright, let's go stab a god.
    — Cori [2019-05-25]
    Horizon Zero Dawn on Play it Forward
  23. #6059
    Shia Labouf is great.
    — James [2019-05-21]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  24. #6058
    I'm so happy clap clap clap golf clap.
    — Serge [2019-05-21]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  25. #6057
    With authority you have to yeet a diamond.
    — Serge [2019-05-21]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock