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  1. #6105
    I always have to talk to a Llama or an Alpaca.
    — Heather [2019-06-11]
    Special Events on Bonus Stream
  2. #6104
    I don't know what's going on but I like it.
    — Heather [2019-06-11]
    Special Events on Bonus Stream
  3. #6103
    I FUCKING LOVE whimsy!
    — Beej [2019-06-11]
    Special Events on Bonus Stream
  4. #6102
    It's never too late to get Norted.
    — Cori [2019-06-10]
    None on Bonus Stream
  5. #6101
    You can't just Xigbar without warning someone.
    — Graham [2019-06-10]
    Special Events on Bonus Stream
  6. #6100
    That scorpion's got a real butthole!
    — Graham [2019-06-10]
    Special Events on Bonus Stream
  7. #6099
    Damn milennials, releasing dragons upon the world!
    — Serge [2019-06-09]
    Special Events on Bonus Stream
  8. #6098
    I see you. I always see you.
    — Heather [2019-06-09]
    Cytus II on Rhythm Cafe
  9. #6097
    I don't think the stupid thing is the smart play here.
    — MrPhlip [2019-06-09]
    None on Play it Forward
  10. #6096
    Sorry, I'm just admiring the corpses I've created.
    — Bengineering [2019-06-08]
    A Plague Tale: Innocence on Play it Forward
  11. #6095
    "you know what I mean" I need to stop saying that......you know what I mean?
    — Adam [2019-06-08]
    Darksiders on Adam's Gamehaüs
  12. #6094
    Swimming is barf.
    — Adam [2019-06-08]
    Darksiders on Adam's Gamehaüs
  13. #6093
    I am tired, and have bodies to dispose of.
    — Graham [2019-06-06]
    Board Games on AFK
  14. #6092
    Skins and bones and whatnot!
    — James [2019-06-06]
    Board Games on AFK
  15. #6091
    Apparently bits are good, give us bits.
    — James [2019-06-06]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  16. #6090
    I'm definitely here to steal everything.
    — Adam [2019-06-03]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  17. #6089
    I just want things to be smaller or bigger then they were before.
    — Graham [2019-06-03]
    Just Chatting on Bonus Stream
  18. #6088
    'Players don't look up.' 'No that's dogs.'
    — Matt Griffiths and Graham [2019-06-03]
    Just Chatting on Bonus Stream
  19. #6087
    No, talk more about fonts!
    — Graham [2019-06-03]
    Just Chatting on Bonus Stream
  20. #6086
    Ah rich Corinthian fonts.
    — Graham [2019-06-03]
    Just Chatting on Bonus Stream
  21. #6085
    I always like to close my ring.
    — Graham [2019-06-03]
    Just Chatting on Bonus Stream
  22. #6084
    I just don't like boats.
    — Adam [2019-06-01]
    Darksiders on Adam's Gamehaüs
  23. #6083
    One fewer birds in the world, excellent.
    — Cori [2019-05-25]
    Horizon Zero Dawn on Play it Forward
  24. #6082
    When you see a goat, you gotta try and steal it.
    — Michael Majors [2019-05-31]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  25. #6081
    I don't know how to get nut from a milk.
    — Kathleen [2019-05-29]
    None on AFK