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  1. #6137
    I LOVE winning on technicalities.
    — Matt Griffiths [2019-06-19]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  2. #6136
    Let go of my face so I can headbut you!
    — Cori [2019-06-19]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  3. #6135
    You can break the railings...with your face.
    — Cori [2019-06-19]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  4. #6134
    There ain't nothing wrong with being thirsty.
    — Kathleen [2019-06-19]
    Rose of Winter on Now Kiss!
  5. #6133
    I'm done thinking.
    — Adam [2019-06-17]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  6. #6132
    If I'm gonna do a bad job, I want to do it on hard mode.
    — Heather [2019-06-16]
    Cytus II on Rhythm Cafe
  7. #6131
    Me, I could never murder professionally. Too much paperwork.
    — Ian [2019-06-16]
    Project CARS 2 on Bonus Stream
  8. #6130
    I love the things in Star Wars that no one loves.
    — Ian [2019-06-16]
    Project CARS 2 on Bonus Stream
  9. #6129
    I thought police rhymed with face.
    — Ian [2019-06-16]
    Project CARS 2 on Bonus Stream
  10. #6128
    I said some funny things in the past.
    — Ian [2019-06-16]
    Project CARS 2 on Bonus Stream
  11. #6127
    If the opportunity presents itself, to straight-up murder a dude ... I won't say no.
    — Ian [2019-06-15]
    Project CARS 2 on Bonus Stream
  12. #6126
    Let's maiden, mother, crone this shit.
    — Jacob [2019-06-15]
    Project CARS 2 on Bonus Stream
  13. #6125
    I killed a man, I only flipped over once...I'm feeling very accomplished.
    — Jacob [2019-06-15]
    Project CARS 2 on Bonus Stream
  14. #6124
    GANT GANT's a problem for everyone.
    — Ian [2019-06-15]
    Project CARS 2 on Bonus Stream
  15. #6123
    You killed a man! Good start!
    — Ian [2019-06-15]
    Project CARS 2 on Bonus Stream
  16. #6122
    My car is dummy thicc and the clap of my gear paddles keeps alerting the race officials.
    — Ian [2019-06-15]
    Music on Bonus Stream
  17. #6121
    The devil now lives in my tummy.
    — Jacob [2019-06-15]
    Music on Bonus Stream
  18. #6120
    I'm hopped up on cola!
    — Jacob [2019-06-15]
    Music on LoadingReadyLive
  19. #6119
    How's the nosefeel?
    — Paul [2019-06-15]
    Music on LoadingReadyLive
  20. #6118
    I stream video games to have time to play video games.
    — Ian [2019-06-15]
    Project CARS 2 on Bonus Stream
  21. #6117
    Qwerpline will come out when Qwerpline comes out.
    — Ian [2019-06-15]
    Project CARS 2 on Bonus Stream
  22. #6116
    That was someone inserting their nose into my bum.
    — Graham [2019-06-15]
    Project CARS 2 on Bonus Stream
  23. #6115
    If everybody in the F1 drove like me, it would be a very safe sport.
    — Kathleen [2019-06-15]
    Project CARS 2 on Bonus Stream
  24. #6114
    I tried to kill a man and died myself.
    — Matt Griffiths [2019-06-15]
    Project CARS 2 on Bonus Stream
  25. #6113
    We won't look too deeply into it. If we do, we might suddenly realize we're currently dead.
    — Matt Griffiths [2019-06-15]
    Project CARS 2 on Bonus Stream