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  1. #6259
    Interesting, when I combined cat and child, I got chat.
    — James [2019-07-31]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  2. #6258
    The Key to winning in magic is to play against people with worse decks.
    — James [2019-07-31]
    Magic: The Gathering on Talking Simulator
  3. #6257
    Come on wiffle doodle roodle, which is absolutely a card.
    — James [2019-07-31]
    Magic: The Gathering on Talking Simulator
  4. #6255
    Sit in the shame hole and repent.
    — Serge [2019-07-29]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  5. #6254
    Listen, I'm at the bottom of a pit, I don't have any room to argue!
    — Adam, as Ugle [2019-07-29]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  6. #6252
    'Why would they set up shop in a tomb?' 'Low rent.'
    — Adam and Kathleen [2019-07-29]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  7. #6248
    I'm a light heretic.
    — Kathleen [2019-07-29]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  8. #6247
    I'm not your boss, but I will be watching you.
    — Heather [2019-07-29]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  9. #6246
    I lift curses through clapping!
    — Serge [2019-07-29]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  10. #6245
    I gotta stop singing.
    — Ian [2019-07-28]
    BIT.TRIP Presents: Runner2: Future Legend of Rhythm Alien on Rhythm Cafe
  11. #6244
    Don't live it, dream it! It's easier and cheaper.
    — Ian [2019-07-28]
    BIT.TRIP Presents: Runner2: Future Legend of Rhythm Alien on Rhythm Cafe
  12. #6243
    I'm the authority on all things in the Moonbase.
    — Heather [2019-07-28]
    BIT.TRIP Presents: Runner2: Future Legend of Rhythm Alien on Rhythm Cafe
  13. #6242
    You should be able to just enjoy something even when you're bad at it.
    — Adam [2019-07-27]
    Let's Talk on AFK
  14. #6241
    You're right, Beej. It's your mouth, and it's yours.
    — Graham [2019-07-27]
    Cards Against Humanity on AFK
  15. #6240
    I'm goth as shit.
    — Cameron [2019-07-27]
    Betrayal Legacy on AFK
  16. #6239
    I shouldn't be reading chat, they're all making better jokes then I could.
    — Beej [2019-07-27]
    HeroQuest on AFK
  17. #6238
    Drood the Ozference
    — Cameron [2019-07-26]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  18. #6236
    I can't cast this! ... Maybe I *can* cast this...
    — Graham [2019-07-26]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  19. #6235
    To kill off Adam is always a mistake.
    — Heather [2019-07-24]
    Board Games on AFK
  20. #6234
    If I have to die, at least let me gamble one more time.
    — Serge [2019-07-24]
    Board Games on AFK
  21. #6233
    You're so fucking hard to hate.
    — Bengineering, to Serge [2019-07-24]
    Board Games on AFK
  22. #6232
    No one puts baby in the corner except me — I put myself in the corner.
    — Kathleen [2019-07-24]
    None on Now Kiss!
  23. #6231
    I think wolf-howling is not a bad tactic!
    — Heather [2019-07-21]
    Games + Demos on Rhythm Cafe
  24. #6230
    Why did the Knight turn into two pixies that look like psylocke?
    — Adam [2019-07-20]
    Persona 5 on Adam's Gamehaüs
  25. #6229
    Checkpoint is essentialy a battle royal of news.
    — Heather [2019-07-18]
    Just Chatting on CheckPoint Plus