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#6189

I think I just want to kick the man.

— Cori [2019-07-02]
McPixel on Talking Simulator
#6188

Words are hard.

— Cori [2019-07-02]
Sethian on Talking Simulator
#6187

I am the definition of all right.

— James [2019-07-02]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6186

It's so hard not knowing what to do.

— Cori [2019-07-01]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#6185

There's nothing forward but the future, and we all have to go there together.

— Cameron [2019-07-01]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#6184

We have so many ways to light things on fire!

— Heather [2019-06-30]
Cadence of Hyrule – Crypt of the NecroDancer Featuring The Legend of Zelda on Rhythm Cafe
#6183

I don't think there's any way to end a fight without killing somebody.

— Beej [2019-06-29]
Shadowrun: Hong Kong on Play it Forward
#6182

Hooray for drugs!

— Beej [2019-06-29]
Shadowrun: Hong Kong on Play it Forward
#6181

I love chat like I love donuts.

— Adam [2019-06-29]
Darksiders on Adam's Gamehaüs
#6180

Spiders can't even close jars, checkmate chat.

— Adam [2019-06-29]
Darksiders on Adam's Gamehaüs
#6179

Come to my side, NUGGETS!

— Beej [2019-06-28]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#6178

I detect the presence of shenanigans.

— Cameron [2019-06-28]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#6177

Evil requires time to think!

— Cameron [2019-06-28]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#6176

It puts the butt power on the front power.

— Bengineering [2019-06-28]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#6175

It's like a cyst that pays your bills!

— Bengineering [2019-06-26]
Board Games on AFK
#6174

Have fun storming the groin!

— Graham [2019-06-26]
Rose of Winter on Now Kiss!
#6173

Thank you for handling the horny part for me.

— Kathleen, to Matt Griffiths [2019-06-26]
Rose of Winter on Now Kiss!
#6172

Not the toilet again!

— Cori [2019-06-25]
McPixel on Talking Simulator
#6171

I'm not beholden to your standards of safety.

— RebelliousUno [2019-06-25]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6170

I am inside of Uno.

— Serge [2019-06-25]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6169

Uh, hello, tech support? I need a young tech and an old tech.

— Paul [2019-06-24]
Stories Untold on Play it Forward
#6168

Together we're a genius!

— Ian [2019-06-23]
Cadence of Hyrule – Crypt of the NecroDancer Featuring The Legend of Zelda on Rhythm Cafe
#6167

If there's one thing I'm not, it is Henry Winkler, the Fonz.

— Ian [2019-06-23]
Cadence of Hyrule – Crypt of the NecroDancer Featuring The Legend of Zelda on Rhythm Cafe
#6166

I'm perfect.

— Heather [2019-06-23]
Cadence of Hyrule – Crypt of the NecroDancer Featuring The Legend of Zelda on Rhythm Cafe
#6165

What are you gonna do with a bucket of minotaur?!

— Serge [2019-06-22]
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