Quotes – LRRbot

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#6204

I'm regretting having this in my mouth, I'm very sorry.

— Beej [2019-07-08]
Shadowrun: Hong Kong on Play it Forward
#6203

Help, the DM's selling me out!

— Adam [2019-07-08]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#6202

'They say "dumbass" in D&D, do they?' 'They do now!'

— Adam and Cameron [2019-07-08]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#6201

'I'd like to stealth through the fire, please.' 'Nobody notices that you do not emerge from the fire.'

— Ian and Cameron [2019-07-08]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#6200

It would be inconvenient to blow you out of your boots right now.

— Cameron [2019-07-08]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#6199

It's like sleeping, but with a shovel!

— Ian [2019-07-07]
Cadence of Hyrule – Crypt of the NecroDancer Featuring The Legend of Zelda on Rhythm Cafe
#6198

Going left is always the wrong way to go.

— Heather [2019-07-07]
Cadence of Hyrule – Crypt of the NecroDancer Featuring The Legend of Zelda on Rhythm Cafe
#6197

I read ALL the YouTube comments.

— Heather, threateningly [2019-07-07]
Cadence of Hyrule – Crypt of the NecroDancer Featuring The Legend of Zelda on Rhythm Cafe
#6196

Only be gay with things that share your gravitational constant.

— Kathleen [2019-07-03]
Dating Sims: The Visual Novel on Now Kiss!
#6195

VIDEO GAMES, IDIOT!

— Bengineering [2019-07-02]
Until Dawn on Let's NOPE
#6194

Dogs are basically superheroes.

— Bengineering [2019-07-02]
Until Dawn on Let's NOPE
#6193

I just wanna say 'cocks.'

— Bengineering [2019-07-02]
Until Dawn on Let's NOPE
#6192

You wouldn't get it, Twitch chat. The adults are talking.

— Adam [2019-07-02]
Until Dawn on Let's NOPE
#6191

Maybe money is the only answer.

— Cori [2019-07-02]
McPixel on Talking Simulator
#6190

You've kicked God! Now what?

— Cori [2019-07-02]
McPixel on Talking Simulator
#6189

I think I just want to kick the man.

— Cori [2019-07-02]
McPixel on Talking Simulator
#6188

Words are hard.

— Cori [2019-07-02]
Sethian on Talking Simulator
#6187

I am the definition of all right.

— James [2019-07-02]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6186

It's so hard not knowing what to do.

— Cori [2019-07-01]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#6185

There's nothing forward but the future, and we all have to go there together.

— Cameron [2019-07-01]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#6184

We have so many ways to light things on fire!

— Heather [2019-06-30]
Cadence of Hyrule – Crypt of the NecroDancer Featuring The Legend of Zelda on Rhythm Cafe
#6183

I don't think there's any way to end a fight without killing somebody.

— Beej [2019-06-29]
Shadowrun: Hong Kong on Play it Forward
#6182

Hooray for drugs!

— Beej [2019-06-29]
Shadowrun: Hong Kong on Play it Forward
#6181

I love chat like I love donuts.

— Adam [2019-06-29]
Darksiders on Adam's Gamehaüs
#6180

Spiders can't even close jars, checkmate chat.

— Adam [2019-06-29]
Darksiders on Adam's Gamehaüs