Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#5960

the two ingredients of a milkshake are not milk and shake.

— Serge [2019-04-02]
Minecraft on Bonus Stream
#5959

If I die, I die, and if I die, I'm dead.

— James [2019-04-02]
Minecraft on Bonus Stream
#5958

I shouldn't be allowed to talk.

— James [2019-03-30]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#5957

Probably nanomachines. Macronanomachines.

— Paul [2019-03-28]
Overwatch on 18 Games & Counting
#5956

Anime was a mistake, and the cure is anime.

— Heather [2019-03-31]
Chiptune Champion on Rhythm Cafe
#5955

I can't deal with the internet knowing I'm a liar.

— James [2019-03-31]
None on Bonus Stream
#5954

It's not bucket time!

— James [2019-03-30]
Minecraft on Bonus Stream
#5953

I'm never breaking one of my rules.

— James [2019-03-30]
Minecraft on Bonus Stream
#5952

So, in this situation, is Serge Jesus?

— James [2019-03-29]
Magic: The Gathering on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#5951

The internet is weird and scary.

— Graham [2019-03-29]
None on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#5950

You can't stop the magic from happening.

— Ian [2019-03-27]
Board Games on AFK
#5949

In the context of a board game, "lying" is called "bluffing."

— Paul [2019-03-27]
Board Games on AFK
#5948

Is the ghost magnetic?

— Paul [2019-03-27]
Kageroh: Shadow Corridor on Let's NOPE
#5947

'So how was everybody's weekend?' 'It's Wednesday.'

— Ben and James [2019-03-27]
None on LRRMtG
#5946

I have questions but I don't want answers.

— Cori [2019-03-26]
A Mortician's Tale on Talking Simulator
#5945

Dump me in a river.

— Cori [2019-03-26]
A Mortician's Tale on Talking Simulator
#5944

If there's one thing James has a lot of it's face.

— Serge [2019-03-26]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5943

There's E3 the convention, and E3 the state of mind.

— Paul [2019-03-25]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#5942

I appreciate the toasterness.

— Paul [2019-03-25]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#5941

Only perfection goes up on the main channel.

— Heather [2019-03-25]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#5940

Mixing water with other water is just not the same water.

— Heather [2019-03-25]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#5939

I can't leave a man with two kinds of butter!

— Bengineering [2019-03-20]
Board Games on AFK
#5938

I can't be held responsible for the horrible things Beej and Ian do.

— Graham [2019-03-20]
None on LRRMtG
#5937

I'm a pretty basic Pizza boy.

— James [2019-03-20]
None on LRRMtG
#5936

Into the Ewok hole!

— Cameron [2019-03-19]
LEGO Star Wars: The Force Awakens on Talking Simulator