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  1. #6055
    I've been known to go at things with forks before.
    — Kathleen [2019-05-16]
    Food & Drink on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  2. #6054
    I watched women make cheese.
    — Beej [2019-05-16]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  3. #6053
    That was your first mistake James, trusting Uno.
    — Serge [2019-05-14]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  4. #6052
    Right where is my corpse?
    — RebelliousUno [2019-05-14]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  5. #6051
    'You were right, Cam.' 'Yes, I know.'
    — Serge and Cameron [2019-05-13]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  6. #6050
    I wanna keep chat to myself!
    — Heather [2019-05-13]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  7. #6049
    Well hold on... *rolls dice* ... They make it weird.
    — Cameron, as DM [2019-05-13]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  8. #6048
    He opens up my heart through the world of gambling. I'm in.
    — Serge [2019-05-13]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  9. #6047
    We'll save the "good lord!" for the morning.
    — Cameron [2019-05-13]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  10. #6046
    What you do is, you just look at the things you see, and you accept them.
    — Cori, as Hella [2019-05-13]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  11. #6045
    I forgot about fall damage there for a second.......again.
    — Cori [2019-05-13]
    Horizon Zero Dawn on Play it Forward
  12. #6044
    Eat it, Gritty!
    — Ian [2019-05-12]
    Thumper on Rhythm Cafe
  13. #6043
    Guys, you're riding right on the ass of my beetle.
    — Ian [2019-05-12]
    Thumper on Rhythm Cafe
  14. #6042
    Stop doing murders!
    — Cori [2019-05-12]
    Horizon Zero Dawn on Play it Forward
  15. #6041
    Tell me your secrets! ...Fewer secrets, please.
    — Cori [2019-05-12]
    Horizon Zero Dawn on Play it Forward
  16. #6040
    Do not stompy me!
    — Cori [2019-05-12]
    Horizon Zero Dawn on Play it Forward
  17. #6039
    Much like my stealth, it can be seen by everyone.
    — Cori [2019-05-11]
    Horizon Zero Dawn on Play it Forward
  18. #6038
    What happens if I ride off a cliff?
    — Cori [2019-05-11]
    Horizon Zero Dawn on Play it Forward
  19. #6037
    I guess even wrong math is still math.
    — James [2019-05-11]
    Dauntless on Adam's Gamehaüs
  20. #6036
    Vaccinate your kids, so you don't have to nuke them.
    — Beej [2019-05-09]
    None on AFK
  21. #6035
    Why would I play Kitchen Finks in a deck where it's legal?
    — Serge [2019-05-10]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  22. #6034
    I got this tattoo for crying. After I killed a man. The first one is always the hardest.
    — Ian, as Enor [2019-05-10]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  23. #6033
    Look where I'm pointing, not at my hand.
    — Cameron [2019-05-10]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  24. #6032
    This game would be better if other players didn't do things that stopped you from winning.
    — James [2019-05-08]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  25. #6031
    I like the kind of pay out where we get money.
    — Graham [2019-05-08]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG