Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#5935

That's a skeleton, that's illegal.

— Cori [2019-03-19]
Hypnospace Outlaw on New Day Tewsday
#5934

Back in my day we didn't have beds.

— RebelliousUno [2019-03-19]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5933

To quote Uno: 'Leaves are extra buttery.'.

— Serge [2019-03-19]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5932

We have to do it the old fashion way: Cheating.

— James [2019-03-19]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5931

The world is saved by everybody working hard and trying their best.

— Kathleen [2019-03-18]
None on Dice Friends
#5930

We have an amazing sausage party.

— Serge [2019-03-18]
None on Dice Friends
#5929

You feel refreshed and not on fire -- well, maybe perhaps still lightly on fire.

— Kathleen [2019-03-18]
None on Dice Friends
#5928

I would say it's middlingly on fire at this point.

— Kathleen [2019-03-18]
None on Dice Friends
#5927

I'm gonna do this for the tree!

— Bengineering, as Nog [2019-03-18]
None on Dice Friends
#5925

I cast... I'm gonna hit you with a stick!

— Ian, as Enor [2019-03-18]
None on Dice Friends
#5924

I tend to not want to blame...people? For things?

— Serge, as Molander [2019-03-18]
None on Dice Friends
#5923

Maybe the NPC can save us!

— Serge [2019-03-18]
None on Dice Friends
#5922

'I assume there is some form of box text.' 'There's so much box text.'

— Bengineering and Kathleen [2019-03-18]
None on Dice Friends
#5921

Never read chat.

— PhoenixMelior [2019-03-18]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#5920

Ben's incompetence has saved us from an immediate diabetic coma.

— Kathleen [2019-03-16]
None on LoadingReadyLive
#5919

I was distracted by my egg child.

— Serge [2019-03-16]
None on LoadingReadyLive
#5918

Why do you need to put sugar on sugar?

— Kathleen [2019-03-16]
None on LoadingReadyLive
#5917

This smells like Quik went bad.

— Kathleen [2019-03-16]
None on LoadingReadyLive
#5916

I did not realize I was making this for human consumption.

— Bengineering [2019-03-16]
None on LoadingReadyLive
#5915

Anything's edible if you try hard enough.

— Ian [2019-03-16]
None on LoadingReadyLive
#5914

I don't actually understand anything of what is going on here.

— Cameron [2019-03-16]
None on LoadingReadyLive
#5913

'You're very good at following instructions.' 'Thank you, I have a degree.'

— Ian and Cameron [2019-03-16]
None on LoadingReadyLive
#5912

'Where are the English instructions?' 'No.'

— Bengineering and Ian [2019-03-16]
None on LoadingReadyLive
#5911

This is the strongest beef I've seen in awhile!

— Wheeler [2019-03-16]
None on LoadingReadyLive
#5910

How much can an egg weigh? Like, four balloons?

— Serge [2019-03-16]
None on LoadingReadyLive