Quotes – LRRbot

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#5982

I think a capitalism might solve this problem.

— Matt Griffiths [2019-04-12]
La-Mulana on Play it Forward
#5981

In my life I try to know the names of people I kill.

— Matt Griffiths [2019-04-12]
La-Mulana on Play it Forward
#5980

Somebody has to lose, and I'd rather it be Ben.

— James [2019-04-11]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#5979

Ben won't come back from the dead to tell people his killer, but he will come back to defend LARPing!

— Paul [2019-04-10]
Board Games on AFK
#5978

I want content behind waterfalls.

— Matt Griffiths [2019-04-10]
La-Mulana on Let's NOPE
#5977

Hello people who are saying hello.

— James [2019-04-09]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5976

No one teases Yager.

— Serge, Menacingly [2019-04-09]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5975

Don't Die, there's the big brain play there.

— James [2019-04-09]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5974

We've already established that if I die I just keep going.

— James [2019-04-06]
Minecraft on Bonus Stream
#5973

We did it, everybody! We proved a Minecraft stream can get a thousand viewers!

— Beej [2019-04-06]
Minecraft on Bonus Stream
#5972

I don't know what you're doing, but I could've done it with 2 less Redstone.

— Stranjak [2019-04-06]
Minecraft on Bonus Stream
#5971

All I want in life is diamonds.

— James [2019-04-06]
Minecraft on Bonus Stream
#5970

I am an adult, I can do whatever I want.

— James [2019-04-06]
Minecraft on Bonus Stream
#5969

It went ok, then it didn't go ok.

— Graham, on any given wrestling storyline [2019-04-06]
None on LRRMtG
#5968

'Does anything fun ever happen at Wrestlemaina?' 'No'

— Beej and Graham
None on LRRMtG
#5967

I'm gonna be the bones in trees.

— Paul [2019-04-05]
Yoshi's Crafted World on Play it Forward
#5966

Clank in the privacy of your own home.

— James [2019-04-03]
The Blind Griffin on AFK
#5965

This is just fanservice. Delicious.

— Kathleen [2019-04-03]
The Blind Griffin on Now Kiss!
#5964

I'm allowed to be very enthusiastic about childish things.

— Kathleen [2019-04-03]
The Blind Griffin on Now Kiss!
#5963

I'm a mole, shhh.

— Paul [2019-04-03]
Yoshi's Crafted World on Play it Forward
#5962

We've got a compressor, but it can't compress this.

— Bengineering [2019-04-02]
Detroit: Become Human on Let's NOPE
#5961

I'm trapped in a David Cage of emotion!

— TehAmelie, as David Cage [2019-04-02]
Detroit: Become Human on Talking Simulator
#5960

the two ingredients of a milkshake are not milk and shake.

— Serge [2019-04-02]
Minecraft on Bonus Stream
#5959

If I die, I die, and if I die, I'm dead.

— James [2019-04-02]
Minecraft on Bonus Stream
#5958

I shouldn't be allowed to talk.

— James [2019-03-30]
None on Rhythm Cafe