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  1. #5901
    The more I see the big poop, the less I like it.
    — Adam [2019-03-14]
    WWE 2K19 on Crossing the Streams
  2. #5900
    It only took about 15 minutes before my eyes glazed over, and fell out of my ass.
    — Graham [2019-03-14]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  3. #5899
    It wasn't that I lied to you, it's that I was overly optimistic.
    — Paul [2019-03-14]
    Ori and the Blind Forest on Games of Chance
  4. #5898
    When you spell Phil with an F it makes it more fancy.
    — Paul [2019-03-14]
    Ori and the Blind Forest on Games of Chance
  5. #5897
    Welcome to AFK, the show where we support our friends, and we LOVE people
    — Bengineering [2019-03-13]
    Board Games on AFK
  6. #5896
    Speaking of WHOMST!
    — Adam and Graham [2019-03-13]
    None on LRRMtG
  7. #5895
    Sometimes Magic the Gathering™ happens.
    — Graham [2019-03-13]
    None on LRRMtG
  8. #5894
    I have *OPINIONS!*
    — GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou [2019-03-12]
    Destiny 2 on Talking Simulator
  9. #5893
    First of all, I'm the fuckin' BOSHY.
    — Adam [2019-03-12]
    Devil May Cry 5 on New Day Tewsday
  10. #5892
    I'm post-cognitive.
    — Cameron, as Avenir [2019-03-11]
    None on Dice Friends
  11. #5891
    If you're looking for a way to speak with people, LISTEN to them.
    — Cameron, as Avenir [2019-03-11]
    None on Dice Friends
  12. #5890
    I remembered what day it was because I wrote it on my hand this morning!
    — Bengineering, as Nog [2019-03-11]
    None on Dice Friends
  13. #5889
    That would've been a good idea to pick up the thing that the NPC *literally tripped over*.
    — Cameron [2019-03-11]
    None on Dice Friends
  14. #5888
    Once more with feeling -- and less fucking up.
    — Kathleen [2019-03-11]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  15. #5887
    OH THAT'S BAD!
    — Serge [2019-03-12]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  16. #5886
    No breaks, only apes!
    — Ian [2019-03-10]
    Ape Out on Rhythm Cafe
  17. #5885
    You shot his clothes off!
    — Ian [2019-03-10]
    Ape Out on Rhythm Cafe
  18. #5884
    If you were invincible, you could take a bullet.
    — Heather [2019-03-10]
    Ape Out on Rhythm Cafe
  19. #5883
    It's not how you take bullets out of the monkey, it's how you put them in.
    — Ian [2019-03-10]
    Ape Out on Rhythm Cafe
  20. #5882
    I just wanna go to an office fire party.
    — Heather [2019-03-10]
    Ape Out on Rhythm Cafe
  21. #5881
    Somebody started an office fire? And they didn't invite me? I feel let down.
    — Heather [2019-03-10]
    Ape Out on Rhythm Cafe
  22. #5880
    Uh oh...I need body parts!
    — Ian [2019-03-10]
    Ape Out on Rhythm Cafe
  23. #5879
    I don't trust everybody in our chat...
    — Heather [2019-03-10]
    Ape Out on Rhythm Cafe
  24. #5878
    Long enough, deep enough, whatever.
    — Beej [2019-02-25]
    None on Adam's Gamehaüs
  25. #5877
    It's the internet: somebody's got to be lying.
    — Adam [2019-03-09]
    Dark Cloud 2 on Adam's Gamehaüs

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