Quotes – LRRbot

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#6019

I'm gonna assume you're telling the truth because you're not Ian.

— Heather [2019-04-29]
Games + Demos on Bonus Stream
#6018

'I guess if I'm going to make fun of you, I should do it properly.' 'Agreed.'

— Heather and Beej [2019-04-29]
Games + Demos on Bonus Stream
#6017

I can't start strangling him, there'd be no logical stopping point.

— Graham, of Beej [2019-04-27]
Music on LoadingReadyLive
#6016

Don't chug butter

— Ben [2019-04-27]
Music on LoadingReadyLive
#6015

My job isn't to ask questions, my job is just to give you ideas.

— Kathleen [2019-04-27]
Music on LoadingReadyLive
#6014

I'm a Professional.

— Kathleen [2019-04-27]
Enter the Gungeon on Adam's Gamehaüs
#6013

The baby represents lasers.

— Matt Griffiths [2019-04-26]
La-Mulana on Play it Forward
#6012

'Are those cats or pigs?' 'They're mice.'

— TXC2 and Matt Griffiths [2019-04-26]
La-Mulana on Play it Forward
#6011

What other flesh did you put on this thing?

— Matt Griffiths [2019-04-25]
Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#6010

What is an adult but a kid with a credit card?

— Alex [2019-04-25]
Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#6009

Ooh this is spoopy, what are you?

— Serge [2019-04-23]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6008

I'm 35 years old, when I shoot a ball I yell 'Jordan' like a normal person.

— James [2019-04-23]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6007

I love when capitalism happens.

— Matt Griffiths [2019-04-22]
La-Mulana on Play it Forward
#6006

There's no other game with death, spikes and whips.

— Matt Griffiths, on Castlevaina [2019-04-22]
La-Mulana on Play it Forward
#6005

Give me Hatsune Miku but with chickens.

— Heather [2019-04-21]
Old School Musical on Rhythm Cafe
#6004

You know what they say, chickens are the tuna of the beach.

— Heather [2019-04-21]
Old School Musical on Rhythm Cafe
#6003

'What's happening?' I don't know, does it matter?

— Adam [2019-04-20]
Dark Cloud 2 on Adam's Gamehaüs
#6002

The shower is where I do my best thinking.

— Adam [2019-04-20]
Dark Cloud 2 on Adam's Gamehaüs
#6001

How does luck in Canada work?

— TappyToeClaws [2019-04-19]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#6000

The warmth does not diminish the flavor.

— Graham [2019-04-19]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5999

I'm a team player, I'm helping.

— Kathleen, not helping [2019-04-19]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5998

you could have ended that sentence with 'You have to stop.'.

— Graham [2019-04-19]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5997

Do any of us know where we're going?

— Matt Griffiths [2019-04-17]
La-Mulana on Play it Forward
#5996

And the nice thing about this is I don't need to breathe.

— RebelliousUno [2019-04-16]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5995

Anything can be personal-sized if you try hard enough.

— Heather [2019-04-14]
Old School Musical on Rhythm Cafe