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  1. #5876
    We're all Ditto in our own little ways.
    — Adam [2019-03-09]
    Hollow Knight on Adam's Gamehaüs
  2. #5875
    Can we all relax? It's Pokemon!
    — Adam [2019-03-09]
    Hollow Knight on Adam's Gamehaüs
  3. #5874
    If you love something, take it off your body.
    — Bengineering [2019-03-08]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  4. #5873
    The land council has deemed you worthy!
    — Adam [2019-03-08]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  5. #5872
    That was a full-throated cloaca.
    — Ian [2019-03-08]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  6. #5871
    Cranking the Twiddlestick Charger is optional.
    — Graham [2019-03-08]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  7. #5870
    Make with the snipy-snipe.
    — Paul [2019-03-07]
    Star Wars: Republic Commando on Games of Chance
  8. #5869
    The English language has produced nothing of value.
    — Ian [2019-03-06]
    Board Games on AFK
  9. #5868
    I LOVE money.
    — Matt Griffiths [2019-03-06]
    Board Games on AFK
  10. #5867
    It's art right?
    — Adam [2019-03-06]
    imscared on Let's NOPE
  11. #5866
    Is this game breaking up with me?
    — Adam [2019-03-06]
    imscared on Let's NOPE
  12. #5865
    I only lied 2 out of 3 times, that's not bad!
    — James [2019-03-05]
    Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
  13. #5864
    CAUTION: THE ENEMY IS APPROACHING!
    — Left Alive, repeatedly [2019-03-05]
    Left Alive on New Day Tewsday
  14. #5863
    Serge why is every base better then ours? except for Uno's.
    — James [2019-03-05]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  15. #5862
    I just like the tubes man.
    — James [2019-03-05]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  16. #5861
    I saw my life flash before my eyes. It looked like a claw.
    — Cameron, as Avenir [2019-03-04]
    None on Dice Friends
  17. #5860
    It was neat.
    — Ian, as Enor [2019-02-25]
    None on Dice Friends
  18. #5859
    What's your clever idea that not going to work this time?
    — Kathleen, to Ian [2019-03-04]
    None on Dice Friends
  19. #5858
    Please don't milk the krasis.
    — Serge [2019-03-04]
    None on Dice Friends
  20. #5857
    It's the Simic: maybe it was intentional.
    — Kathleen [2019-03-04]
    None on Dice Friends
  21. #5856
    Nothing I say is weird.
    — Adam [2019-03-02]
    Dark Cloud 2 on Adam's Gamehaüs
  22. #5855
    I don't like you, you don't like me, but we both like Ben less.
    — Serge [2019-03-01]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  23. #5854
    I'd never think put my hand down my pants in a combat scenario.
    — Kathleen [2019-03-01]
    Butterfly Soup on Now Kiss!
  24. #5853
    Succubus is the opposite of Mother.
    — Paul [2019-02-20]
    None on LRRMtG
  25. #5852
    Yeah, extra high, that's how we like to play.
    — Paul [2019-02-28]
    Zone of the Enders: The 2nd Runner on Games of Chance