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  1. #6030
    This reminds me, I should look at the night sky with my Thaumometer.
    — RebelliousUno [2019-05-07]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  2. #6029
    They feel like art, I don't understand them.
    — Adam, on Metal Gear Solid games [2019-05-04]
    Dark Cloud 2 on Adam's Gamehaüs
  3. #6028
    I'm really good at separating myself from consequences.
    — Ian [2019-04-25]
    Board Games on The Long Game
  4. #6027
    Just be shitty, but not in a way that makes you shitty.
    — Beej [2019-05-02]
    Just Chatting on CheckPoint Plus
  5. #6026
    If there's one thing I know about James: it's that he can't do it, and he's certainly not a big boy.
    — Serge [2019-04-30]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  6. #6025
    I swear to God I have toes.
    — James [2019-04-30]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  7. #6024
    Well now I'm just being nice to him, that's not what you're supposed to do when your friends leave.
    — Heather [2019-04-29]
    Games + Demos on Bonus Stream
  8. #6023
    I'm proud of my puns!
    — Heather [2019-04-29]
    Games + Demos on Bonus Stream
  9. #6022
    Ok, I need to not eff this up -- I'm effing this up.
    — Beej [2019-04-29]
    Games + Demos on Bonus Stream
  10. #6021
    No matter what happens, I'm going to say I win.
    — Heather [2019-04-29]
    Games + Demos on Bonus Stream
  11. #6020
    Doors: my greatest video game enemy.
    — Heather [2019-04-29]
    Games + Demos on Bonus Stream
  12. #6019
    I'm gonna assume you're telling the truth because you're not Ian.
    — Heather [2019-04-29]
    Games + Demos on Bonus Stream
  13. #6018
    'I guess if I'm going to make fun of you, I should do it properly.' 'Agreed.'
    — Heather and Beej [2019-04-29]
    Games + Demos on Bonus Stream
  14. #6017
    I can't start strangling him, there'd be no logical stopping point.
    — Graham, of Beej [2019-04-27]
    Music on LoadingReadyLive
  15. #6016
    Don't chug butter
    — Ben [2019-04-27]
    Music on LoadingReadyLive
  16. #6015
    My job isn't to ask questions, my job is just to give you ideas.
    — Kathleen [2019-04-27]
    Music on LoadingReadyLive
  17. #6014
    I'm a Professional.
    — Kathleen [2019-04-27]
    Enter the Gungeon on Adam's Gamehaüs
  18. #6013
    The baby represents lasers.
    — Matt Griffiths [2019-04-26]
    La-Mulana on Play it Forward
  19. #6012
    'Are those cats or pigs?' 'They're mice.'
    — TXC2 and Matt Griffiths [2019-04-26]
    La-Mulana on Play it Forward
  20. #6011
    What other flesh did you put on this thing?
    — Matt Griffiths [2019-04-25]
    Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  21. #6010
    What is an adult but a kid with a credit card?
    — Alex [2019-04-25]
    Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  22. #6009
    Ooh this is spoopy, what are you?
    — Serge [2019-04-23]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  23. #6008
    I'm 35 years old, when I shoot a ball I yell 'Jordan' like a normal person.
    — James [2019-04-23]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  24. #6007
    I love when capitalism happens.
    — Matt Griffiths [2019-04-22]
    La-Mulana on Play it Forward
  25. #6006
    There's no other game with death, spikes and whips.
    — Matt Griffiths, on Castlevaina [2019-04-22]
    La-Mulana on Play it Forward