Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#5851

I shot the fan with my hacker gun until it exploded.

— Adam [2019-02-27]
Resident Evil 2 on Talking Simulator
#5850

Please buy giant pigeon!

— Cori [2019-02-26]
Occupy White Walls on Talking Simulator
#5849

We're troubleshooters. We find trouble and then shoot it.

— Cameron [2019-02-26]
Anthem on New Day Tewsday
#5848

I always knew my youthful exuberance would come back to haunt me in my career.

— Bengineering, as Nog [2019-02-25]
None on Dice Friends
#5847

'What do you wanna do?' 'Not be on fire!'

— Kathleen and Cameron [2019-02-25]
None on Dice Friends
#5846

Make me a paying-attention-to-things-that-happened-earlier-in-the-session check.

— Kathleen [2019-02-25]
None on Dice Friends
#5845

We're gonna need some bigger top hats and more Santa suits.

— Ian [2019-02-24]
Persona 3: Dancing in Moonlight on LoadingReadyLive
#5844

Even if I am wrong, I don't want to live outside of my delusion.

— Ian [2019-02-24]
Persona 3: Dancing in Moonlight on LoadingReadyLive
#5843

The axe should never interact with the kneecap.

— Rek [2019-02-23]
None on LoadingReadyLive
#5842

That's a warning.

— Ian [2019-02-23]
None on LoadingReadyLive
#5841

We gotta play with the Overtime Axes.

— James [2019-02-23]
Music on LoadingReadyLive
#5840

I'm so glad we didn't have to read a sex scene together.

— Kathleen [2019-02-22]
Worst Dating Sim on Now Kiss!
#5839

There's not a lot of things older then we are on the Internet.

— James [2019-02-21]
Games + Demos on Games of Chance
#5838

Most people don't know that goats can double jump in real life.

— Paul [2019-02-21]
Escape Goat on Games of Chance
#5837

if it's not fucking fun, why bother?

— Adam [2019-02-20]
Resident Evil 2 on Let's NOPE
#5836

I know this is on me, and I'm trying to blame James.

— Serge [2019-02-19]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
#5835

Look how fucking anime all this hair is.

— Adam [2019-02-19]
Jump Force on New Day Tewsday
#5834

Am I the only one who's pants explode in the Nether?

— Serge [2019-02-19]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5832

I've heard if you die in a disguise, you also die in real life.

— Serge, as Molander [2019-02-18]
None on Dice Friends
#5831

The Azorius senate has never met a surprise that it didn't try to regulate out of existence preemptively.

— Cameron, as Avenir [2019-02-18]
None on Dice Friends
#5830

I've got a faceful of groin.

— Bengineering, as Nog [2019-02-18]
None on Dice Friends
#5829

I looked at those ears and ruled them to be 'not pointy.'

— Serge [2019-02-15]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5828

Its ears aren't pointy and it's riding a spider, that says "human" to me.

— Serge [2019-02-15]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5827

That's not a sentence that should be allowed to exist.

— James [2019-02-14]
Ikaruga on Games of Chance
#5826

We only remember the Memes.

— Paul [2019-02-14]
Ikaruga on Games of Chance