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  1. #5915
    Anything's edible if you try hard enough.
    — Ian [2019-03-16]
    None on LoadingReadyLive
  2. #5914
    I don't actually understand anything of what is going on here.
    — Cameron [2019-03-16]
    None on LoadingReadyLive
  3. #5913
    'You're very good at following instructions.' 'Thank you, I have a degree.'
    — Ian and Cameron [2019-03-16]
    None on LoadingReadyLive
  4. #5912
    'Where are the English instructions?' 'No.'
    — Bengineering and Ian [2019-03-16]
    None on LoadingReadyLive
  5. #5911
    This is the strongest beef I've seen in awhile!
    — Wheeler [2019-03-16]
    None on LoadingReadyLive
  6. #5910
    How much can an egg weigh? Like, four balloons?
    — Serge [2019-03-16]
    None on LoadingReadyLive
  7. #5909
    If you take the bones out of meat, you get softer hands.
    — Ian [2019-03-16]
    None on LoadingReadyLive
  8. #5908
    The spirit of the challenge is to win the challenge.
    — Wheeler [2019-03-16]
    None on LoadingReadyLive
  9. #5907
    I'm here to embarass myself!
    — Beej [2019-03-16]
    None on LoadingReadyLive
  10. #5906
    They stick out like dogs balls.
    — Adam [2019-03-16]
    Dark Cloud 2 on Adam's Gamehaüs
  11. #5905
    It was nice wearing you, sweaty lice hat.
    — Ben [2019-03-15]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  12. #5904
    Even the monarch has to obey OSHA guidelines.
    — Graham [2019-03-15]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  13. #5903
    "Wiener" is not a swear!
    — Adam [2019-03-15]
    None on Friday Night Paper Fight
  14. #5902
    After stream I've got a Variety of unguents I can slather on you.
    — Kathleen [2019-03-15]
    Backstage Pass on Now Kiss!
  15. #5901
    The more I see the big poop, the less I like it.
    — Adam [2019-03-14]
    WWE 2K19 on Crossing the Streams
  16. #5900
    It only took about 15 minutes before my eyes glazed over, and fell out of my ass.
    — Graham [2019-03-14]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  17. #5899
    It wasn't that I lied to you, it's that I was overly optimistic.
    — Paul [2019-03-14]
    Ori and the Blind Forest on Games of Chance
  18. #5898
    When you spell Phil with an F it makes it more fancy.
    — Paul [2019-03-14]
    Ori and the Blind Forest on Games of Chance
  19. #5897
    Welcome to AFK, the show where we support our friends, and we LOVE people
    — Bengineering [2019-03-13]
    Board Games on AFK
  20. #5896
    Speaking of WHOMST!
    — Adam and Graham [2019-03-13]
    None on LRRMtG
  21. #5895
    Sometimes Magic the Gathering™ happens.
    — Graham [2019-03-13]
    None on LRRMtG
  22. #5894
    I have *OPINIONS!*
    — GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou [2019-03-12]
    Destiny 2 on Talking Simulator
  23. #5893
    First of all, I'm the fuckin' BOSHY.
    — Adam [2019-03-12]
    Devil May Cry 5 on New Day Tewsday
  24. #5892
    I'm post-cognitive.
    — Cameron, as Avenir [2019-03-11]
    None on Dice Friends
  25. #5891
    If you're looking for a way to speak with people, LISTEN to them.
    — Cameron, as Avenir [2019-03-11]
    None on Dice Friends

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