Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#5883

It's not how you take bullets out of the monkey, it's how you put them in.

— Ian [2019-03-10]
Ape Out on Rhythm Cafe
#5882

I just wanna go to an office fire party.

— Heather [2019-03-10]
Ape Out on Rhythm Cafe
#5881

Somebody started an office fire? And they didn't invite me? I feel let down.

— Heather [2019-03-10]
Ape Out on Rhythm Cafe
#5880

Uh oh...I need body parts!

— Ian [2019-03-10]
Ape Out on Rhythm Cafe
#5879

I don't trust everybody in our chat...

— Heather [2019-03-10]
Ape Out on Rhythm Cafe
#5878

Long enough, deep enough, whatever.

— Beej [2019-02-25]
None on Adam's Gamehaüs
#5877

It's the internet: somebody's got to be lying.

— Adam [2019-03-09]
Dark Cloud 2 on Adam's Gamehaüs
#5876

We're all Ditto in our own little ways.

— Adam [2019-03-09]
Hollow Knight on Adam's Gamehaüs
#5875

Can we all relax? It's Pokemon!

— Adam [2019-03-09]
Hollow Knight on Adam's Gamehaüs
#5874

If you love something, take it off your body.

— Bengineering [2019-03-08]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5873

The land council has deemed you worthy!

— Adam [2019-03-08]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5872

That was a full-throated cloaca.

— Ian [2019-03-08]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5871

Cranking the Twiddlestick Charger is optional.

— Graham [2019-03-08]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5870

Make with the snipy-snipe.

— Paul [2019-03-07]
Star Wars: Republic Commando on Games of Chance
#5869

The English language has produced nothing of value.

— Ian [2019-03-06]
Board Games on AFK
#5868

I LOVE money.

— Matt Griffiths [2019-03-06]
Board Games on AFK
#5867

It's art right?

— Adam [2019-03-06]
imscared on Let's NOPE
#5866

Is this game breaking up with me?

— Adam [2019-03-06]
imscared on Let's NOPE
#5865

I only lied 2 out of 3 times, that's not bad!

— James [2019-03-05]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
#5864

CAUTION: THE ENEMY IS APPROACHING!

— Left Alive, repeatedly [2019-03-05]
Left Alive on New Day Tewsday
#5863

Serge why is every base better then ours? except for Uno's.

— James [2019-03-05]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5862

I just like the tubes man.

— James [2019-03-05]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5861

I saw my life flash before my eyes. It looked like a claw.

— Cameron, as Avenir [2019-03-04]
None on Dice Friends
#5860

It was neat.

— Ian, as Enor [2019-02-25]
None on Dice Friends
#5859

What's your clever idea that not going to work this time?

— Kathleen, to Ian [2019-03-04]
None on Dice Friends