Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.
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#5883
It's not how you take bullets out of the monkey, it's how you put them in.
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Ian
[2019-03-10]
Ape Out on Rhythm Cafe
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#5882
I just wanna go to an office fire party.
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Heather
[2019-03-10]
Ape Out on Rhythm Cafe
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#5881
Somebody started an office fire? And they didn't invite me? I feel let down.
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Heather
[2019-03-10]
Ape Out on Rhythm Cafe
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#5880
Uh oh...I need body parts!
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Ian
[2019-03-10]
Ape Out on Rhythm Cafe
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#5879
I don't trust everybody in our chat...
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Heather
[2019-03-10]
Ape Out on Rhythm Cafe
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#5878
Long enough, deep enough, whatever.
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Beej
[2019-02-25]
None on Adam's Gamehaüs
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#5877
It's the internet: somebody's got to be lying.
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Adam
[2019-03-09]
Dark Cloud 2 on Adam's Gamehaüs
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#5876
We're all Ditto in our own little ways.
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Adam
[2019-03-09]
Hollow Knight on Adam's Gamehaüs
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#5875
Can we all relax? It's Pokemon!
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Adam
[2019-03-09]
Hollow Knight on Adam's Gamehaüs
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#5874
If you love something, take it off your body.
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Bengineering
[2019-03-08]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
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#5873
The land council has deemed you worthy!
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Adam
[2019-03-08]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
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#5872
That was a full-throated cloaca.
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Ian
[2019-03-08]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
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#5871
Cranking the Twiddlestick Charger is optional.
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Graham
[2019-03-08]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
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#5870
Make with the snipy-snipe.
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Paul
[2019-03-07]
Star Wars: Republic Commando on Games of Chance
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#5869
The English language has produced nothing of value.
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Ian
[2019-03-06]
Board Games on AFK
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#5868
I LOVE money.
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Matt Griffiths
[2019-03-06]
Board Games on AFK
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#5867
It's art right?
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Adam
[2019-03-06]
imscared on Let's NOPE
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#5866
Is this game breaking up with me?
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Adam
[2019-03-06]
imscared on Let's NOPE
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#5865
I only lied 2 out of 3 times, that's not bad!
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James
[2019-03-05]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
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#5864
CAUTION: THE ENEMY IS APPROACHING!
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Left Alive,
repeatedly
[2019-03-05]
Left Alive on New Day Tewsday
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#5863
Serge why is every base better then ours? except for Uno's.
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James
[2019-03-05]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
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#5862
I just like the tubes man.
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James
[2019-03-05]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
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#5861
I saw my life flash before my eyes. It looked like a claw.
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Cameron,
as Avenir
[2019-03-04]
None on Dice Friends
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#5860
It was neat.
—
Ian,
as Enor
[2019-02-25]
None on Dice Friends
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#5859
What's your clever idea that not going to work this time?
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Kathleen,
to Ian
[2019-03-04]
None on Dice Friends
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