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  1. #5890
    I remembered what day it was because I wrote it on my hand this morning!
    — Bengineering, as Nog [2019-03-11]
    None on Dice Friends
  2. #5889
    That would've been a good idea to pick up the thing that the NPC *literally tripped over*.
    — Cameron [2019-03-11]
    None on Dice Friends
  3. #5888
    Once more with feeling -- and less fucking up.
    — Kathleen [2019-03-11]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  4. #5887
    OH THAT'S BAD!
    — Serge [2019-03-12]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  5. #5886
    No breaks, only apes!
    — Ian [2019-03-10]
    Ape Out on Rhythm Cafe
  6. #5885
    You shot his clothes off!
    — Ian [2019-03-10]
    Ape Out on Rhythm Cafe
  7. #5884
    If you were invincible, you could take a bullet.
    — Heather [2019-03-10]
    Ape Out on Rhythm Cafe
  8. #5883
    It's not how you take bullets out of the monkey, it's how you put them in.
    — Ian [2019-03-10]
    Ape Out on Rhythm Cafe
  9. #5882
    I just wanna go to an office fire party.
    — Heather [2019-03-10]
    Ape Out on Rhythm Cafe
  10. #5881
    Somebody started an office fire? And they didn't invite me? I feel let down.
    — Heather [2019-03-10]
    Ape Out on Rhythm Cafe
  11. #5880
    Uh oh...I need body parts!
    — Ian [2019-03-10]
    Ape Out on Rhythm Cafe
  12. #5879
    I don't trust everybody in our chat...
    — Heather [2019-03-10]
    Ape Out on Rhythm Cafe
  13. #5878
    Long enough, deep enough, whatever.
    — Beej [2019-02-25]
    None on Adam's Gamehaüs
  14. #5877
    It's the internet: somebody's got to be lying.
    — Adam [2019-03-09]
    Dark Cloud 2 on Adam's Gamehaüs
  15. #5876
    We're all Ditto in our own little ways.
    — Adam [2019-03-09]
    Hollow Knight on Adam's Gamehaüs
  16. #5875
    Can we all relax? It's Pokemon!
    — Adam [2019-03-09]
    Hollow Knight on Adam's Gamehaüs
  17. #5874
    If you love something, take it off your body.
    — Bengineering [2019-03-08]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  18. #5873
    The land council has deemed you worthy!
    — Adam [2019-03-08]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  19. #5872
    That was a full-throated cloaca.
    — Ian [2019-03-08]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  20. #5871
    Cranking the Twiddlestick Charger is optional.
    — Graham [2019-03-08]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  21. #5870
    Make with the snipy-snipe.
    — Paul [2019-03-07]
    Star Wars: Republic Commando on Games of Chance
  22. #5869
    The English language has produced nothing of value.
    — Ian [2019-03-06]
    Board Games on AFK
  23. #5868
    I LOVE money.
    — Matt Griffiths [2019-03-06]
    Board Games on AFK
  24. #5867
    It's art right?
    — Adam [2019-03-06]
    imscared on Let's NOPE
  25. #5866
    Is this game breaking up with me?
    — Adam [2019-03-06]
    imscared on Let's NOPE

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