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  1. #5955
    I can't deal with the internet knowing I'm a liar.
    — James [2019-03-31]
    None on Bonus Stream
  2. #5954
    It's not bucket time!
    — James [2019-03-30]
    Minecraft on Bonus Stream
  3. #5953
    I'm never breaking one of my rules.
    — James [2019-03-30]
    Minecraft on Bonus Stream
  4. #5952
    So, in this situation, is Serge Jesus?
    — James [2019-03-29]
    Magic: The Gathering on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  5. #5951
    The internet is weird and scary.
    — Graham [2019-03-29]
    None on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  6. #5950
    You can't stop the magic from happening.
    — Ian [2019-03-27]
    Board Games on AFK
  7. #5949
    In the context of a board game, "lying" is called "bluffing."
    — Paul [2019-03-27]
    Board Games on AFK
  8. #5948
    Is the ghost magnetic?
    — Paul [2019-03-27]
    Kageroh: Shadow Corridor on Let's NOPE
  9. #5947
    'So how was everybody's weekend?' 'It's Wednesday.'
    — Ben and James [2019-03-27]
    None on LRRMtG
  10. #5946
    I have questions but I don't want answers.
    — Cori [2019-03-26]
    A Mortician's Tale on Talking Simulator
  11. #5945
    Dump me in a river.
    — Cori [2019-03-26]
    A Mortician's Tale on Talking Simulator
  12. #5944
    If there's one thing James has a lot of it's face.
    — Serge [2019-03-26]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  13. #5943
    There's E3 the convention, and E3 the state of mind.
    — Paul [2019-03-25]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  14. #5942
    I appreciate the toasterness.
    — Paul [2019-03-25]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  15. #5941
    Only perfection goes up on the main channel.
    — Heather [2019-03-25]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  16. #5940
    Mixing water with other water is just not the same water.
    — Heather [2019-03-25]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  17. #5939
    I can't leave a man with two kinds of butter!
    — Bengineering [2019-03-20]
    Board Games on AFK
  18. #5938
    I can't be held responsible for the horrible things Beej and Ian do.
    — Graham [2019-03-20]
    None on LRRMtG
  19. #5937
    I'm a pretty basic Pizza boy.
    — James [2019-03-20]
    None on LRRMtG
  20. #5936
    Into the Ewok hole!
    — Cameron [2019-03-19]
    LEGO Star Wars: The Force Awakens on Talking Simulator
  21. #5935
    That's a skeleton, that's illegal.
    — Cori [2019-03-19]
    Hypnospace Outlaw on New Day Tewsday
  22. #5934
    Back in my day we didn't have beds.
    — RebelliousUno [2019-03-19]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  23. #5933
    To quote Uno: 'Leaves are extra buttery.'.
    — Serge [2019-03-19]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  24. #5932
    We have to do it the old fashion way: Cheating.
    — James [2019-03-19]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  25. #5931
    The world is saved by everybody working hard and trying their best.
    — Kathleen [2019-03-18]
    None on Dice Friends