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  1. #5831
    The Azorius senate has never met a surprise that it didn't try to regulate out of existence preemptively.
    — Cameron, as Avenir [2019-02-18]
    None on Dice Friends
  2. #5830
    I've got a faceful of groin.
    — Bengineering, as Nog [2019-02-18]
    None on Dice Friends
  3. #5829
    I looked at those ears and ruled them to be 'not pointy.'
    — Serge [2019-02-15]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  4. #5828
    Its ears aren't pointy and it's riding a spider, that says "human" to me.
    — Serge [2019-02-15]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  5. #5827
    That's not a sentence that should be allowed to exist.
    — James [2019-02-14]
    Ikaruga on Games of Chance
  6. #5826
    We only remember the Memes.
    — Paul [2019-02-14]
    Ikaruga on Games of Chance
  7. #5825
    Right, Arcade mode, where if you die the game is just over.
    — Paul [2019-02-14]
    Ikaruga on Games of Chance
  8. #5824
    If Serge calls you "friend," that doesn't mean he doesn't have a crossbow pointed at you.
    — Paul [2019-02-13]
    Board Games on AFK
  9. #5823
    Please keep a respectful distance so I can charge you!
    — Serge [2019-02-13]
    Board Games on AFK
  10. #5822
    Imagine if people wore hats on their butt.
    — Alex [2019-02-13]
    Resident Evil 2 on Let's NOPE
  11. #5821
    How often a week do you get a Spice Girls song stuck in your head?
    — James [2019-02-13]
    None on LRRMtG
  12. #5820
    Imagine a bee the size of a rat with a sword.
    — Graham [2019-02-13]
    None on LRRMtG
  13. #5819
    You haven't had a poop until you've had a pizza bagel poop.
    — Jacob [2019-02-12]
    Arcade Spirits on Now Kiss!
  14. #5818
    I knew exactly what was going to happen, and I did it anyway.
    — James [2019-02-12]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  15. #5817
    I don't know how to pronounce 98% of our users names.
    — James [2019-02-12]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  16. #5816
    How much of that Carpet is on fire?
    — RebelliousUno [2019-02-12]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  17. #5815
    You're getting oily today, Cameron.
    — Bengineering [2019-02-11]
    None on Dice Friends
  18. #5814
    Be you, be free! Express yourself.
    — Serge, as Molander [2019-02-11]
    None on Dice Friends
  19. #5813
    We all know the struggle of knowing someone named Matt.
    — Cameron, as Avenir [2019-02-11]
    None on Dice Friends
  20. #5812
    Everyone keeps saying I have boundary issues, and I don't get that because I don't have boundaries so where are the issues?!
    — Serge, as Molander [2019-02-11]
    None on Dice Friends
  21. #5811
    I look forward to retiring and having fun.
    — Cameron, as Avenir [2019-02-11]
    None on Dice Friends
  22. #5810
    Let's go to a dream world where there's no snow.
    — Serge [2019-02-11]
    None on Dice Friends
  23. #5809
    I just wanted to give you guys a chance to talk about how great I am. But you know what, that's fine. I can do it myself!
    — Kathleen [2019-02-11]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  24. #5808
    When you don't worry about things, everything goes your way!
    — Heather [2019-02-10]
    Gal Metal on Rhythm Cafe
  25. #5807
    I'm gonna swing my arms around and be terrible at it!
    — Heather [2019-02-10]
    Gal Metal on Rhythm Cafe