Punch-to-face test continues to be effective.
The stream is not currently live. Next scheduled stream: Mine O'Clock (James, Uno, and Serge play Minecraft on their Minecraft show, of course! Game: Minecraft) at Tue 10:00 AM PDT (7:25 from now).
Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.
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#5840
I'm so glad we didn't have to read a sex scene together.
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Kathleen
[2019-02-22]
Worst Dating Sim on Now Kiss!
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#5839
There's not a lot of things older then we are on the Internet.
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James
[2019-02-21]
Games + Demos on Games of Chance
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#5838
Most people don't know that goats can double jump in real life.
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Paul
[2019-02-21]
Escape Goat on Games of Chance
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#5837
if it's not fucking fun, why bother?
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Adam
[2019-02-20]
Resident Evil 2 on Let's NOPE
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#5836
I know this is on me, and I'm trying to blame James.
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Serge
[2019-02-19]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
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#5835
Look how fucking anime all this hair is.
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Adam
[2019-02-19]
Jump Force on New Day Tewsday
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#5834
Am I the only one who's pants explode in the Nether?
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Serge
[2019-02-19]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
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#5832
I've heard if you die in a disguise, you also die in real life.
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Serge,
as Molander
[2019-02-18]
None on Dice Friends
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#5831
The Azorius senate has never met a surprise that it didn't try to regulate out of existence preemptively.
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Cameron,
as Avenir
[2019-02-18]
None on Dice Friends
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#5830
I've got a faceful of groin.
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Bengineering,
as Nog
[2019-02-18]
None on Dice Friends
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#5829
I looked at those ears and ruled them to be 'not pointy.'
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Serge
[2019-02-15]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
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#5828
Its ears aren't pointy and it's riding a spider, that says "human" to me.
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Serge
[2019-02-15]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
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#5827
That's not a sentence that should be allowed to exist.
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James
[2019-02-14]
Ikaruga on Games of Chance
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#5826
We only remember the Memes.
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Paul
[2019-02-14]
Ikaruga on Games of Chance
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#5825
Right, Arcade mode, where if you die the game is just over.
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Paul
[2019-02-14]
Ikaruga on Games of Chance
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#5824
If Serge calls you "friend," that doesn't mean he doesn't have a crossbow pointed at you.
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Paul
[2019-02-13]
Board Games on AFK
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#5823
Please keep a respectful distance so I can charge you!
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Serge
[2019-02-13]
Board Games on AFK
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#5822
Imagine if people wore hats on their butt.
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Alex
[2019-02-13]
Resident Evil 2 on Let's NOPE
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#5821
How often a week do you get a Spice Girls song stuck in your head?
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James
[2019-02-13]
None on LRRMtG
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#5820
Imagine a bee the size of a rat with a sword.
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Graham
[2019-02-13]
None on LRRMtG
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#5819
You haven't had a poop until you've had a pizza bagel poop.
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Jacob
[2019-02-12]
Arcade Spirits on Now Kiss!
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#5818
I knew exactly what was going to happen, and I did it anyway.
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James
[2019-02-12]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
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#5817
I don't know how to pronounce 98% of our users names.
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James
[2019-02-12]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
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#5816
How much of that Carpet is on fire?
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RebelliousUno
[2019-02-12]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
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#5815
You're getting oily today, Cameron.
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Bengineering
[2019-02-11]
None on Dice Friends