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  1. #5930
    We have an amazing sausage party.
    — Serge [2019-03-18]
    None on Dice Friends
  2. #5929
    You feel refreshed and not on fire -- well, maybe perhaps still lightly on fire.
    — Kathleen [2019-03-18]
    None on Dice Friends
  3. #5928
    I would say it's middlingly on fire at this point.
    — Kathleen [2019-03-18]
    None on Dice Friends
  4. #5927
    I'm gonna do this for the tree!
    — Bengineering, as Nog [2019-03-18]
    None on Dice Friends
  5. #5925
    I cast... I'm gonna hit you with a stick!
    — Ian, as Enor [2019-03-18]
    None on Dice Friends
  6. #5924
    I tend to not want to blame...people? For things?
    — Serge, as Molander [2019-03-18]
    None on Dice Friends
  7. #5923
    Maybe the NPC can save us!
    — Serge [2019-03-18]
    None on Dice Friends
  8. #5922
    'I assume there is some form of box text.' 'There's so much box text.'
    — Bengineering and Kathleen [2019-03-18]
    None on Dice Friends
  9. #5921
    Never read chat.
    — PhoenixMelior [2019-03-18]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  10. #5920
    Ben's incompetence has saved us from an immediate diabetic coma.
    — Kathleen [2019-03-16]
    None on LoadingReadyLive
  11. #5919
    I was distracted by my egg child.
    — Serge [2019-03-16]
    None on LoadingReadyLive
  12. #5918
    Why do you need to put sugar on sugar?
    — Kathleen [2019-03-16]
    None on LoadingReadyLive
  13. #5917
    This smells like Quik went bad.
    — Kathleen [2019-03-16]
    None on LoadingReadyLive
  14. #5916
    I did not realize I was making this for human consumption.
    — Bengineering [2019-03-16]
    None on LoadingReadyLive
  15. #5915
    Anything's edible if you try hard enough.
    — Ian [2019-03-16]
    None on LoadingReadyLive
  16. #5914
    I don't actually understand anything of what is going on here.
    — Cameron [2019-03-16]
    None on LoadingReadyLive
  17. #5913
    'You're very good at following instructions.' 'Thank you, I have a degree.'
    — Ian and Cameron [2019-03-16]
    None on LoadingReadyLive
  18. #5912
    'Where are the English instructions?' 'No.'
    — Bengineering and Ian [2019-03-16]
    None on LoadingReadyLive
  19. #5911
    This is the strongest beef I've seen in awhile!
    — Wheeler [2019-03-16]
    None on LoadingReadyLive
  20. #5910
    How much can an egg weigh? Like, four balloons?
    — Serge [2019-03-16]
    None on LoadingReadyLive
  21. #5909
    If you take the bones out of meat, you get softer hands.
    — Ian [2019-03-16]
    None on LoadingReadyLive
  22. #5908
    The spirit of the challenge is to win the challenge.
    — Wheeler [2019-03-16]
    None on LoadingReadyLive
  23. #5907
    I'm here to embarass myself!
    — Beej [2019-03-16]
    None on LoadingReadyLive
  24. #5906
    They stick out like dogs balls.
    — Adam [2019-03-16]
    Dark Cloud 2 on Adam's Gamehaüs
  25. #5905
    It was nice wearing you, sweaty lice hat.
    — Ben [2019-03-15]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight