Quotes – LRRbot

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#5783

'Why did you that?' 'I don't know, there was a button so I pressed it.'

— Paul and James [2019-01-31]
Half-Life on Games of Chance
#5782

All physics labs are in the 90's.

— Paul [2019-01-31]
Half-Life on Games of Chance
#5781

'is everyone wearing plaid here?' 'Good.'

— Alex and Bengineering [2019-01-30]
Resident Evil 2 on Let's NOPE
#5780

I'm here to sit in the back and talk shit.

— Adam [2019-01-30]
Resident Evil 2 on Let's NOPE
#5779

Got a problem? Point your key at it.

— Adam [2019-01-29]
Kingdom Hearts III on New Day Tewsday
#5778

So there's this key.....

— Begineering, Explaining Kingdom Hearts [2019-01-29]
Kingdom Hearts III on New Day Tewsday
#5777

Adam knows NOTHING!

— Bengineering [2019-01-29]
Kingdom Hearts III on New Day Tewsday
#5776

Everything is fine.

— James, repeatedly [2019-01-29]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5775

That's what we call him: "James "Classic pig botherer" Turner".

— Serge [2019-01-29]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5774

Once you go Vedalken, you can never do anything else again.

— Ian, as Enor [2019-01-28]
None on Dice Friends
#5773

Children have no concept of "entrapment".

— Ian, as Enor [2019-01-28]
None on Dice Friends
#5772

What a group of highly competent people we've got assembled.

— Kathleen, unconvincingly [2019-01-28]
None on Dice Friends
#5771

Eventually someone's going to be like "uwu what's this?" but in a more legal and menacing sense.

— Kathleen [2019-01-28]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#5770

Don't make me walk through your cookware!

— Ian [2019-01-27]
Space Channel 5: Part 2 on Rhythm Cafe
#5769

It's going well because it doesn't seem like it's going badly.

— Ian [2019-01-27]
Space Channel 5: Part 2 on Rhythm Cafe
#5768

I love shiny Space Michael.

— Ian [2019-01-27]
Space Channel 5: Part 2 on Rhythm Cafe
#5767

I'm doing the accent because it's Australia day!

— Beej, in an Irish accent. [2019-01-26]
Music on LoadingReadyLive
#5766

Do Drugs.

— Adam [2019-01-26]
Worst Dating Sim Ever on Adam's Gamehaüs
#5765

My children have a face and it's beautiful.

— Adam, on his chat [2019-01-26]
Worst Dating Sim Ever on Adam's Gamehaüs
#5764

It's a true chonk if you can't tell if it's standing or lying down.

— Matt Griffiths [2019-01-25]
None on Now Kiss!
#5763

I want the horniest looking eyes.

— Matt Griffiths [2019-01-25]
None on Now Kiss!
#5762

Everything is better when it's matt(e).

— Matt Griffiths [2019-01-24]
Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#5761

It's aged like a fine Y2K.

— Cameron [2019-01-24]
Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#5760

I'm legally a bird now.

— Paul [2019-01-24]
A Hat in Time on Games of Chance
#5759

I use my umbrella to stitch a hat.

— Paul [2019-01-24]
A Hat in Time on Games of Chance