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  1. #6097
    I don't think the stupid thing is the smart play here.
    — MrPhlip [2019-06-09]
    None on Play it Forward
  2. #6096
    Sorry, I'm just admiring the corpses I've created.
    — Bengineering [2019-06-08]
    A Plague Tale: Innocence on Play it Forward
  3. #6095
    "you know what I mean" I need to stop saying that......you know what I mean?
    — Adam [2019-06-08]
    Darksiders on Adam's Gamehaüs
  4. #6094
    Swimming is barf.
    — Adam [2019-06-08]
    Darksiders on Adam's Gamehaüs
  5. #6093
    I am tired, and have bodies to dispose of.
    — Graham [2019-06-06]
    Board Games on AFK
  6. #6092
    Skins and bones and whatnot!
    — James [2019-06-06]
    Board Games on AFK
  7. #6091
    Apparently bits are good, give us bits.
    — James [2019-06-06]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  8. #6090
    I'm definitely here to steal everything.
    — Adam [2019-06-03]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  9. #6089
    I just want things to be smaller or bigger then they were before.
    — Graham [2019-06-03]
    Just Chatting on Bonus Stream
  10. #6088
    'Players don't look up.' 'No that's dogs.'
    — Matt Griffiths and Graham [2019-06-03]
    Just Chatting on Bonus Stream
  11. #6087
    No, talk more about fonts!
    — Graham [2019-06-03]
    Just Chatting on Bonus Stream
  12. #6086
    Ah rich Corinthian fonts.
    — Graham [2019-06-03]
    Just Chatting on Bonus Stream
  13. #6085
    I always like to close my ring.
    — Graham [2019-06-03]
    Just Chatting on Bonus Stream
  14. #6084
    I just don't like boats.
    — Adam [2019-06-01]
    Darksiders on Adam's Gamehaüs
  15. #6083
    One fewer birds in the world, excellent.
    — Cori [2019-05-25]
    Horizon Zero Dawn on Play it Forward
  16. #6082
    When you see a goat, you gotta try and steal it.
    — Michael Majors [2019-05-31]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  17. #6081
    I don't know how to get nut from a milk.
    — Kathleen [2019-05-29]
    None on AFK
  18. #6080
    Ben likes cute boys.
    — Bengineering [2019-05-29]
    Board Games on AFK
  19. #6079
    Don't make me the clip of the day, here.
    — Cameron [2019-05-29]
    Board Games on AFK
  20. #6078
    I am a good robot.
    — Cameron [2019-05-29]
    Board Games on AFK
  21. #6077
    If you correct us, chat, be correct.
    — Cameron [2019-05-29]
    Board Games on AFK
  22. #6076
    See, this is what I was expecting to find! Good ol' mundane death!
    — Cameron [2019-05-28]
    Return of the Obra Dinn on Talking Simulator
  23. #6075
    You didn't trust me with your blood so you took it away from me.
    — Serge [2019-05-28]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  24. #6074
    The pigs are now hostile.
    — Serge [2019-05-28]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  25. #6073
    Cool, I have uses now! Suck it, world!
    — Adam, as Petr [2019-05-27]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends