Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#5950

You can't stop the magic from happening.

— Ian [2019-03-27]
Board Games on AFK
#5949

In the context of a board game, "lying" is called "bluffing."

— Paul [2019-03-27]
Board Games on AFK
#5948

Is the ghost magnetic?

— Paul [2019-03-27]
Kageroh: Shadow Corridor on Let's NOPE
#5947

'So how was everybody's weekend?' 'It's Wednesday.'

— Ben and James [2019-03-27]
None on LRRMtG
#5946

I have questions but I don't want answers.

— Cori [2019-03-26]
A Mortician's Tale on Talking Simulator
#5945

Dump me in a river.

— Cori [2019-03-26]
A Mortician's Tale on Talking Simulator
#5944

If there's one thing James has a lot of it's face.

— Serge [2019-03-26]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5943

There's E3 the convention, and E3 the state of mind.

— Paul [2019-03-25]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#5942

I appreciate the toasterness.

— Paul [2019-03-25]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#5941

Only perfection goes up on the main channel.

— Heather [2019-03-25]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#5940

Mixing water with other water is just not the same water.

— Heather [2019-03-25]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#5939

I can't leave a man with two kinds of butter!

— Bengineering [2019-03-20]
Board Games on AFK
#5938

I can't be held responsible for the horrible things Beej and Ian do.

— Graham [2019-03-20]
None on LRRMtG
#5937

I'm a pretty basic Pizza boy.

— James [2019-03-20]
None on LRRMtG
#5936

Into the Ewok hole!

— Cameron [2019-03-19]
LEGO Star Wars: The Force Awakens on Talking Simulator
#5935

That's a skeleton, that's illegal.

— Cori [2019-03-19]
Hypnospace Outlaw on New Day Tewsday
#5934

Back in my day we didn't have beds.

— RebelliousUno [2019-03-19]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5933

To quote Uno: 'Leaves are extra buttery.'.

— Serge [2019-03-19]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5932

We have to do it the old fashion way: Cheating.

— James [2019-03-19]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5931

The world is saved by everybody working hard and trying their best.

— Kathleen [2019-03-18]
None on Dice Friends
#5930

We have an amazing sausage party.

— Serge [2019-03-18]
None on Dice Friends
#5929

You feel refreshed and not on fire -- well, maybe perhaps still lightly on fire.

— Kathleen [2019-03-18]
None on Dice Friends
#5928

I would say it's middlingly on fire at this point.

— Kathleen [2019-03-18]
None on Dice Friends
#5927

I'm gonna do this for the tree!

— Bengineering, as Nog [2019-03-18]
None on Dice Friends
#5925

I cast... I'm gonna hit you with a stick!

— Ian, as Enor [2019-03-18]
None on Dice Friends