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  1. #6146
    The trucks are really hard because they squish you and that makes you release.
    — Cori [2019-06-19]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  2. #6145
    This is my fault. I take responsibility for this.
    — Ian [2019-06-19]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  3. #6144
    I only owe Death five bucks.
    — Heather [2019-06-19]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  4. #6143
    Heather doesn't fear death!
    — Matt Griffiths [2019-06-19]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  5. #6142
    Naughty child, go in the sea!
    — Cori [2019-06-19]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  6. #6141
    Your burger hat won't save you from ME!
    — Ian [2019-06-19]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  7. #6140
    'Let go of my face!' 'But it's so grippy!'
    — Cori and Ian [2019-06-19]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  8. #6139
    My best feature is my wiggles!
    — Matt Griffiths [2019-06-19]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  9. #6138
    I'm Ian but cooler.
    — Matt Griffiths [2019-06-19]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  10. #6137
    I LOVE winning on technicalities.
    — Matt Griffiths [2019-06-19]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  11. #6136
    Let go of my face so I can headbut you!
    — Cori [2019-06-19]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  12. #6135
    You can break the railings...with your face.
    — Cori [2019-06-19]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  13. #6134
    There ain't nothing wrong with being thirsty.
    — Kathleen [2019-06-19]
    Rose of Winter on Now Kiss!
  14. #6133
    I'm done thinking.
    — Adam [2019-06-17]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  15. #6132
    If I'm gonna do a bad job, I want to do it on hard mode.
    — Heather [2019-06-16]
    Cytus II on Rhythm Cafe
  16. #6131
    Me, I could never murder professionally. Too much paperwork.
    — Ian [2019-06-16]
    Project CARS 2 on Bonus Stream
  17. #6130
    I love the things in Star Wars that no one loves.
    — Ian [2019-06-16]
    Project CARS 2 on Bonus Stream
  18. #6129
    I thought police rhymed with face.
    — Ian [2019-06-16]
    Project CARS 2 on Bonus Stream
  19. #6128
    I said some funny things in the past.
    — Ian [2019-06-16]
    Project CARS 2 on Bonus Stream
  20. #6127
    If the opportunity presents itself, to straight-up murder a dude ... I won't say no.
    — Ian [2019-06-15]
    Project CARS 2 on Bonus Stream
  21. #6126
    Let's maiden, mother, crone this shit.
    — Jacob [2019-06-15]
    Project CARS 2 on Bonus Stream
  22. #6125
    I killed a man, I only flipped over once...I'm feeling very accomplished.
    — Jacob [2019-06-15]
    Project CARS 2 on Bonus Stream
  23. #6124
    GANT GANT's a problem for everyone.
    — Ian [2019-06-15]
    Project CARS 2 on Bonus Stream
  24. #6123
    You killed a man! Good start!
    — Ian [2019-06-15]
    Project CARS 2 on Bonus Stream
  25. #6122
    My car is dummy thicc and the clap of my gear paddles keeps alerting the race officials.
    — Ian [2019-06-15]
    Music on Bonus Stream