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  1. #6073
    Cool, I have uses now! Suck it, world!
    — Adam, as Petr [2019-05-27]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  2. #6072
    Essentially every lock is a test.
    — Cameron [2019-05-27]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  3. #6071
    I 29 the door!
    — Cori [2019-05-27]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  4. #6070
    Remember: every action is a vine.
    — Cameron [2019-05-27]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  5. #6069
    The water seems to be water.
    — Cameron [2019-05-27]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  6. #6068
    We just have to outsmart the sun.
    — Serge, as Sword [2019-05-27]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  7. #6067
    You're all using a lot of big words, which I'm gonna take as an insult.
    — Adam, as Petr [2019-05-27]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  8. #6066
    We all turn into deer when we die.
    — Cori, as Hella [2019-05-27]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  9. #6065
    Remember, kids: check with your local museum to see if mummification is right for you.
    — Ian [2019-05-26]
    pop'n music 9 on Rhythm Cafe
  10. #6064
    The worst thing that can happen is we turn it off.
    — Heather [2019-05-26]
    pop'n music 9 on Rhythm Cafe
  11. #6063
    INFLATE ME, BEEJ!
    — Ian [2019-05-25]
    Music on LoadingReadyLive
  12. #6062
    'You gotta do it for the vine,' as the kids say.
    — Bengineering [2019-05-25]
    Music on LoadingReadyLive
  13. #6061
    YES! God is dead!
    — Kathleen [2019-05-25]
    Music on LoadingReadyLive
  14. #6060
    Alright, let's go stab a god.
    — Cori [2019-05-25]
    Horizon Zero Dawn on Play it Forward
  15. #6059
    Shia Labouf is great.
    — James [2019-05-21]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  16. #6058
    I'm so happy clap clap clap golf clap.
    — Serge [2019-05-21]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  17. #6057
    With authority you have to yeet a diamond.
    — Serge [2019-05-21]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  18. #6056
    No wrong, just -- WOW.
    — Ian [2019-05-19]
    pop'n music 9 on Rhythm Cafe
  19. #6055
    I've been known to go at things with forks before.
    — Kathleen [2019-05-16]
    Food & Drink on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  20. #6054
    I watched women make cheese.
    — Beej [2019-05-16]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  21. #6053
    That was your first mistake James, trusting Uno.
    — Serge [2019-05-14]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  22. #6052
    Right where is my corpse?
    — RebelliousUno [2019-05-14]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  23. #6051
    'You were right, Cam.' 'Yes, I know.'
    — Serge and Cameron [2019-05-13]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  24. #6050
    I wanna keep chat to myself!
    — Heather [2019-05-13]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  25. #6049
    Well hold on... *rolls dice* ... They make it weird.
    — Cameron, as DM [2019-05-13]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends

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