Quotes – LRRbot

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#6065

Remember, kids: check with your local museum to see if mummification is right for you.

— Ian [2019-05-26]
pop'n music 9 on Rhythm Cafe
#6064

The worst thing that can happen is we turn it off.

— Heather [2019-05-26]
pop'n music 9 on Rhythm Cafe
#6063

INFLATE ME, BEEJ!

— Ian [2019-05-25]
Music on LoadingReadyLive
#6062

'You gotta do it for the vine,' as the kids say.

— Bengineering [2019-05-25]
Music on LoadingReadyLive
#6061

YES! God is dead!

— Kathleen [2019-05-25]
Music on LoadingReadyLive
#6060

Alright, let's go stab a god.

— Cori [2019-05-25]
Horizon Zero Dawn on Play it Forward
#6059

Shia Labouf is great.

— James [2019-05-21]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6058

I'm so happy clap clap clap golf clap.

— Serge [2019-05-21]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6057

With authority you have to yeet a diamond.

— Serge [2019-05-21]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6056

No wrong, just -- WOW.

— Ian [2019-05-19]
pop'n music 9 on Rhythm Cafe
#6055

I've been known to go at things with forks before.

— Kathleen [2019-05-16]
Food & Drink on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#6054

I watched women make cheese.

— Beej [2019-05-16]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#6053

That was your first mistake James, trusting Uno.

— Serge [2019-05-14]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6052

Right where is my corpse?

— RebelliousUno [2019-05-14]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6051

'You were right, Cam.' 'Yes, I know.'

— Serge and Cameron [2019-05-13]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#6050

I wanna keep chat to myself!

— Heather [2019-05-13]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#6049

Well hold on... *rolls dice* ... They make it weird.

— Cameron, as DM [2019-05-13]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#6048

He opens up my heart through the world of gambling. I'm in.

— Serge [2019-05-13]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#6047

We'll save the "good lord!" for the morning.

— Cameron [2019-05-13]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#6046

What you do is, you just look at the things you see, and you accept them.

— Cori, as Hella [2019-05-13]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#6045

I forgot about fall damage there for a second.......again.

— Cori [2019-05-13]
Horizon Zero Dawn on Play it Forward
#6044

Eat it, Gritty!

— Ian [2019-05-12]
Thumper on Rhythm Cafe
#6043

Guys, you're riding right on the ass of my beetle.

— Ian [2019-05-12]
Thumper on Rhythm Cafe
#6042

Stop doing murders!

— Cori [2019-05-12]
Horizon Zero Dawn on Play it Forward
#6041

Tell me your secrets! ...Fewer secrets, please.

— Cori [2019-05-12]
Horizon Zero Dawn on Play it Forward