Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.
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#5893
First of all, I'm the fuckin' BOSHY.
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Adam
[2019-03-12]
Devil May Cry 5 on New Day Tewsday
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#5892
I'm post-cognitive.
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Cameron,
as Avenir
[2019-03-11]
None on Dice Friends
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#5891
If you're looking for a way to speak with people, LISTEN to them.
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Cameron,
as Avenir
[2019-03-11]
None on Dice Friends
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#5890
I remembered what day it was because I wrote it on my hand this morning!
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Bengineering,
as Nog
[2019-03-11]
None on Dice Friends
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#5889
That would've been a good idea to pick up the thing that the NPC *literally tripped over*.
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Cameron
[2019-03-11]
None on Dice Friends
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#5888
Once more with feeling -- and less fucking up.
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Kathleen
[2019-03-11]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
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#5887
OH THAT'S BAD!
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Serge
[2019-03-12]
None on Rhythm Cafe
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#5886
No breaks, only apes!
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Ian
[2019-03-10]
Ape Out on Rhythm Cafe
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#5885
You shot his clothes off!
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Ian
[2019-03-10]
Ape Out on Rhythm Cafe
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#5884
If you were invincible, you could take a bullet.
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Heather
[2019-03-10]
Ape Out on Rhythm Cafe
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#5883
It's not how you take bullets out of the monkey, it's how you put them in.
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Ian
[2019-03-10]
Ape Out on Rhythm Cafe
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#5882
I just wanna go to an office fire party.
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Heather
[2019-03-10]
Ape Out on Rhythm Cafe
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#5881
Somebody started an office fire? And they didn't invite me? I feel let down.
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Heather
[2019-03-10]
Ape Out on Rhythm Cafe
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#5880
Uh oh...I need body parts!
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Ian
[2019-03-10]
Ape Out on Rhythm Cafe
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#5879
I don't trust everybody in our chat...
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Heather
[2019-03-10]
Ape Out on Rhythm Cafe
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#5878
Long enough, deep enough, whatever.
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Beej
[2019-02-25]
None on Adam's Gamehaüs
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#5877
It's the internet: somebody's got to be lying.
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Adam
[2019-03-09]
Dark Cloud 2 on Adam's Gamehaüs
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#5876
We're all Ditto in our own little ways.
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Adam
[2019-03-09]
Hollow Knight on Adam's Gamehaüs
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#5875
Can we all relax? It's Pokemon!
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Adam
[2019-03-09]
Hollow Knight on Adam's Gamehaüs
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#5874
If you love something, take it off your body.
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Bengineering
[2019-03-08]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
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#5873
The land council has deemed you worthy!
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Adam
[2019-03-08]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
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#5872
That was a full-throated cloaca.
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Ian
[2019-03-08]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
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#5871
Cranking the Twiddlestick Charger is optional.
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Graham
[2019-03-08]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
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#5870
Make with the snipy-snipe.
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Paul
[2019-03-07]
Star Wars: Republic Commando on Games of Chance
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#5869
The English language has produced nothing of value.
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Ian
[2019-03-06]
Board Games on AFK
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