Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#5725

I need someone to find and kill the wizard.

— Serge [2019-01-15]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5724

I never said I was a professional minecrafter.

— James [2019-01-15]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5723

Potions can't protect against embarrassment.

— Mangledpixel [2019-01-15]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5722

Thank the patron saint of compound interest!

— Bengineering, as Nog [2019-01-14]
None on Dice Friends
#5721

I'll say yes to whatever.

— Kathleen [2019-01-14]
None on Dice Friends
#5720

My teeth sense is tingling.

— Heather [2019-01-14]
None on Dice Friends
#5719

DND WELCOMES YOUR LRR MEMES

— OboeCrazy [2019-01-14]
None on Dice Friends
#5718

Everybody likes some cronch in their sausage.

— Kathleen [2019-01-14]
None on Dice Friends
#5717

I hate when Twitch chat's right.

— Adam [2018-01-12]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#5716

I don't want to hurt my friends.

— Heather [2019-01-13]
Fitness Boxing on Rhythm Cafe
#5715

I could do your job! ...I don't know what your job is, so I'm not going to.

— Ian [2019-01-13]
Fitness Boxing on Rhythm Cafe
#5714

I was promised punching!

— Heather [2019-01-13]
Fitness Boxing on Rhythm Cafe
#5713

I think I have a butt already...

— Heather [2019-01-13]
Fitness Boxing on Rhythm Cafe
#5712

I have a lot of friends. It's nice.

— Beej [2019-01-13]
YIIK: A Postmodern RPG on Bonus Stream
#5711

The more people doubt me, the stronger I become.

— Adam [2019-01-12]
The Messenger on Adam's Gamehaüs
#5710

10,000 screaming spirits are trying to escape my body. I am a vessel of the cursed.

— Adam [2019-01-11]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5709

You ever see a bivalve swimming through the ocean?

— Graham [2019-01-11]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5708

Shoutouts to art.

— Adam [2019-01-11]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5707

Enormous churches and banks are my two favorite things.

— Cameron [2019-01-11]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5706

I'm probably going to lose, and I don't even care. This game is so much fun!

— Shivam [2019-01-11]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5705

It's Commander. The game doesn't start until you have twelve lands in play!

— Shivam [2019-01-11]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5704

Ha Ha, I'm in danger!

— Graham, while actively in danger [2019-01-11]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5703

There's nothing on the line but having good times.

— Shivam [2019-01-11]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5702

I'm a Commander player. We do things poorly

— Shivam [2019-01-11]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5701

Orzhov, the Church with the Merch!

— Cameron [2019-01-11]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight