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  1. #5854
    I'd never think put my hand down my pants in a combat scenario.
    — Kathleen [2019-03-01]
    Butterfly Soup on Now Kiss!
  2. #5853
    Succubus is the opposite of Mother.
    — Paul [2019-02-20]
    None on LRRMtG
  3. #5852
    Yeah, extra high, that's how we like to play.
    — Paul [2019-02-28]
    Zone of the Enders: The 2nd Runner on Games of Chance
  4. #5851
    I shot the fan with my hacker gun until it exploded.
    — Adam [2019-02-27]
    Resident Evil 2 on Talking Simulator
  5. #5850
    Please buy giant pigeon!
    — Cori [2019-02-26]
    Occupy White Walls on Talking Simulator
  6. #5849
    We're troubleshooters. We find trouble and then shoot it.
    — Cameron [2019-02-26]
    Anthem on New Day Tewsday
  7. #5848
    I always knew my youthful exuberance would come back to haunt me in my career.
    — Bengineering, as Nog [2019-02-25]
    None on Dice Friends
  8. #5847
    'What do you wanna do?' 'Not be on fire!'
    — Kathleen and Cameron [2019-02-25]
    None on Dice Friends
  9. #5846
    Make me a paying-attention-to-things-that-happened-earlier-in-the-session check.
    — Kathleen [2019-02-25]
    None on Dice Friends
  10. #5845
    We're gonna need some bigger top hats and more Santa suits.
    — Ian [2019-02-24]
    Persona 3: Dancing in Moonlight on LoadingReadyLive
  11. #5844
    Even if I am wrong, I don't want to live outside of my delusion.
    — Ian [2019-02-24]
    Persona 3: Dancing in Moonlight on LoadingReadyLive
  12. #5843
    The axe should never interact with the kneecap.
    — Rek [2019-02-23]
    None on LoadingReadyLive
  13. #5842
    That's a warning.
    — Ian [2019-02-23]
    None on LoadingReadyLive
  14. #5841
    We gotta play with the Overtime Axes.
    — James [2019-02-23]
    Music on LoadingReadyLive
  15. #5840
    I'm so glad we didn't have to read a sex scene together.
    — Kathleen [2019-02-22]
    Worst Dating Sim on Now Kiss!
  16. #5839
    There's not a lot of things older then we are on the Internet.
    — James [2019-02-21]
    Games + Demos on Games of Chance
  17. #5838
    Most people don't know that goats can double jump in real life.
    — Paul [2019-02-21]
    Escape Goat on Games of Chance
  18. #5837
    if it's not fucking fun, why bother?
    — Adam [2019-02-20]
    Resident Evil 2 on Let's NOPE
  19. #5836
    I know this is on me, and I'm trying to blame James.
    — Serge [2019-02-19]
    Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
  20. #5835
    Look how fucking anime all this hair is.
    — Adam [2019-02-19]
    Jump Force on New Day Tewsday
  21. #5834
    Am I the only one who's pants explode in the Nether?
    — Serge [2019-02-19]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  22. #5832
    I've heard if you die in a disguise, you also die in real life.
    — Serge, as Molander [2019-02-18]
    None on Dice Friends
  23. #5831
    The Azorius senate has never met a surprise that it didn't try to regulate out of existence preemptively.
    — Cameron, as Avenir [2019-02-18]
    None on Dice Friends
  24. #5830
    I've got a faceful of groin.
    — Bengineering, as Nog [2019-02-18]
    None on Dice Friends
  25. #5829
    I looked at those ears and ruled them to be 'not pointy.'
    — Serge [2019-02-15]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight