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  1. #6000
    The warmth does not diminish the flavor.
    — Graham [2019-04-19]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  2. #5999
    I'm a team player, I'm helping.
    — Kathleen, not helping [2019-04-19]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  3. #5998
    you could have ended that sentence with 'You have to stop.'.
    — Graham [2019-04-19]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  4. #5997
    Do any of us know where we're going?
    — Matt Griffiths [2019-04-17]
    La-Mulana on Play it Forward
  5. #5996
    And the nice thing about this is I don't need to breathe.
    — RebelliousUno [2019-04-16]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  6. #5995
    Anything can be personal-sized if you try hard enough.
    — Heather [2019-04-14]
    Old School Musical on Rhythm Cafe
  7. #5994
    I'm kind of interested in the idea of early-access meat.
    — Ian [2019-04-14]
    Old School Musical on Rhythm Cafe
  8. #5993
    I TRUSTED YOU!
    — Adam, to James, famous last words [2019-04-13]
    Minecraft on Bonus Stream
  9. #5992
    I'm being betrayed by my slime babies!
    — Serge [2019-04-13]
    Minecraft on Bonus Stream
  10. #5991
    It's a little bit of a forest fire, it's fine, go to bed.
    — James [2019-04-13]
    Minecraft on Bonus Stream
  11. #5990
    Forest fires go to sleep when you do.
    — Paul [2019-04-13]
    Minecraft on Bonus Stream
  12. #5989
    That's where I like to keep my iron, chat: in the wall, where it's safe.
    — Serge [2019-04-13]
    Minecraft on Bonus Stream
  13. #5988
    SQUEAK!
    — Serge, often [2019-04-13]
    Minecraft on Bonus Stream
  14. #5987
    Chat's telling me about averages, like I know how to do math.
    — Serge [2019-04-13]
    Minecraft on Bonus Stream
  15. #5986
    How are you equally the worst and the best?
    — James, of chat [2019-04-13]
    Minecraft on Bonus Stream
  16. #5985
    There's nothing Horrible in James' hole.
    — Adam [2019-04-13]
    Dark Cloud 2 on Adam's Gamehaüs
  17. #5984
    I was gonna say Donald and Goofy fuck a key, but that was too weird.
    — Adam, on Kingdom Hearts [2019-04-13]
    Dark Cloud 2 on Adam's Gamehaüs
  18. #5983
    Santa Claus has been defeated, and turned into Good Santa Claus.
    — Ian [2019-04-07]
    None on Play it Forward
  19. #5982
    I think a capitalism might solve this problem.
    — Matt Griffiths [2019-04-12]
    La-Mulana on Play it Forward
  20. #5981
    In my life I try to know the names of people I kill.
    — Matt Griffiths [2019-04-12]
    La-Mulana on Play it Forward
  21. #5980
    Somebody has to lose, and I'd rather it be Ben.
    — James [2019-04-11]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  22. #5979
    Ben won't come back from the dead to tell people his killer, but he will come back to defend LARPing!
    — Paul [2019-04-10]
    Board Games on AFK
  23. #5978
    I want content behind waterfalls.
    — Matt Griffiths [2019-04-10]
    La-Mulana on Let's NOPE
  24. #5977
    Hello people who are saying hello.
    — James [2019-04-09]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  25. #5976
    No one teases Yager.
    — Serge, Menacingly [2019-04-09]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock