Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#5828

Its ears aren't pointy and it's riding a spider, that says "human" to me.

— Serge [2019-02-15]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5827

That's not a sentence that should be allowed to exist.

— James [2019-02-14]
Ikaruga on Games of Chance
#5826

We only remember the Memes.

— Paul [2019-02-14]
Ikaruga on Games of Chance
#5825

Right, Arcade mode, where if you die the game is just over.

— Paul [2019-02-14]
Ikaruga on Games of Chance
#5824

If Serge calls you "friend," that doesn't mean he doesn't have a crossbow pointed at you.

— Paul [2019-02-13]
Board Games on AFK
#5823

Please keep a respectful distance so I can charge you!

— Serge [2019-02-13]
Board Games on AFK
#5822

Imagine if people wore hats on their butt.

— Alex [2019-02-13]
Resident Evil 2 on Let's NOPE
#5821

How often a week do you get a Spice Girls song stuck in your head?

— James [2019-02-13]
None on LRRMtG
#5820

Imagine a bee the size of a rat with a sword.

— Graham [2019-02-13]
None on LRRMtG
#5819

You haven't had a poop until you've had a pizza bagel poop.

— Jacob [2019-02-12]
Arcade Spirits on Now Kiss!
#5818

I knew exactly what was going to happen, and I did it anyway.

— James [2019-02-12]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5817

I don't know how to pronounce 98% of our users names.

— James [2019-02-12]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5816

How much of that Carpet is on fire?

— RebelliousUno [2019-02-12]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5815

You're getting oily today, Cameron.

— Bengineering [2019-02-11]
None on Dice Friends
#5814

Be you, be free! Express yourself.

— Serge, as Molander [2019-02-11]
None on Dice Friends
#5813

We all know the struggle of knowing someone named Matt.

— Cameron, as Avenir [2019-02-11]
None on Dice Friends
#5812

Everyone keeps saying I have boundary issues, and I don't get that because I don't have boundaries so where are the issues?!

— Serge, as Molander [2019-02-11]
None on Dice Friends
#5811

I look forward to retiring and having fun.

— Cameron, as Avenir [2019-02-11]
None on Dice Friends
#5810

Let's go to a dream world where there's no snow.

— Serge [2019-02-11]
None on Dice Friends
#5809

I just wanted to give you guys a chance to talk about how great I am. But you know what, that's fine. I can do it myself!

— Kathleen [2019-02-11]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#5808

When you don't worry about things, everything goes your way!

— Heather [2019-02-10]
Gal Metal on Rhythm Cafe
#5807

I'm gonna swing my arms around and be terrible at it!

— Heather [2019-02-10]
Gal Metal on Rhythm Cafe
#5806

Help! I've lost grandma!

— Adam [2019-02-09]
Dark Cloud 2 on Games of Chance
#5805

This is it!

— Adam, famous last words [2019-02-09]
Dark Cloud 2 on Adam's Gamehaüs
#5804

Suck my asshole!

— Adam, to Twitch chat [2019-02-09]
Dark Cloud 2 on Adam's Gamehaüs