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  1. #5975
    Don't Die, there's the big brain play there.
    — James [2019-04-09]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  2. #5974
    We've already established that if I die I just keep going.
    — James [2019-04-06]
    Minecraft on Bonus Stream
  3. #5973
    We did it, everybody! We proved a Minecraft stream can get a thousand viewers!
    — Beej [2019-04-06]
    Minecraft on Bonus Stream
  4. #5972
    I don't know what you're doing, but I could've done it with 2 less Redstone.
    — Stranjak [2019-04-06]
    Minecraft on Bonus Stream
  5. #5971
    All I want in life is diamonds.
    — James [2019-04-06]
    Minecraft on Bonus Stream
  6. #5970
    I am an adult, I can do whatever I want.
    — James [2019-04-06]
    Minecraft on Bonus Stream
  7. #5969
    It went ok, then it didn't go ok.
    — Graham, on any given wrestling storyline [2019-04-06]
    None on LRRMtG
  8. #5968
    'Does anything fun ever happen at Wrestlemaina?' 'No'
    — Beej and Graham
    None on LRRMtG
  9. #5967
    I'm gonna be the bones in trees.
    — Paul [2019-04-05]
    Yoshi's Crafted World on Play it Forward
  10. #5966
    Clank in the privacy of your own home.
    — James [2019-04-03]
    The Blind Griffin on AFK
  11. #5965
    This is just fanservice. Delicious.
    — Kathleen [2019-04-03]
    The Blind Griffin on Now Kiss!
  12. #5964
    I'm allowed to be very enthusiastic about childish things.
    — Kathleen [2019-04-03]
    The Blind Griffin on Now Kiss!
  13. #5963
    I'm a mole, shhh.
    — Paul [2019-04-03]
    Yoshi's Crafted World on Play it Forward
  14. #5962
    We've got a compressor, but it can't compress this.
    — Bengineering [2019-04-02]
    Detroit: Become Human on Let's NOPE
  15. #5961
    I'm trapped in a David Cage of emotion!
    — TehAmelie, as David Cage [2019-04-02]
    Detroit: Become Human on Talking Simulator
  16. #5960
    the two ingredients of a milkshake are not milk and shake.
    — Serge [2019-04-02]
    Minecraft on Bonus Stream
  17. #5959
    If I die, I die, and if I die, I'm dead.
    — James [2019-04-02]
    Minecraft on Bonus Stream
  18. #5958
    I shouldn't be allowed to talk.
    — James [2019-03-30]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  19. #5957
    Probably nanomachines. Macronanomachines.
    — Paul [2019-03-28]
    Overwatch on 18 Games & Counting
  20. #5956
    Anime was a mistake, and the cure is anime.
    — Heather [2019-03-31]
    Chiptune Champion on Rhythm Cafe
  21. #5955
    I can't deal with the internet knowing I'm a liar.
    — James [2019-03-31]
    None on Bonus Stream
  22. #5954
    It's not bucket time!
    — James [2019-03-30]
    Minecraft on Bonus Stream
  23. #5953
    I'm never breaking one of my rules.
    — James [2019-03-30]
    Minecraft on Bonus Stream
  24. #5952
    So, in this situation, is Serge Jesus?
    — James [2019-03-29]
    Magic: The Gathering on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  25. #5951
    The internet is weird and scary.
    — Graham [2019-03-29]
    None on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry