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  1. #6063
    INFLATE ME, BEEJ!
    — Ian [2019-05-25]
    Music on LoadingReadyLive
  2. #6062
    'You gotta do it for the vine,' as the kids say.
    — Bengineering [2019-05-25]
    Music on LoadingReadyLive
  3. #6061
    YES! God is dead!
    — Kathleen [2019-05-25]
    Music on LoadingReadyLive
  4. #6060
    Alright, let's go stab a god.
    — Cori [2019-05-25]
    Horizon Zero Dawn on Play it Forward
  5. #6059
    Shia Labouf is great.
    — James [2019-05-21]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  6. #6058
    I'm so happy clap clap clap golf clap.
    — Serge [2019-05-21]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  7. #6057
    With authority you have to yeet a diamond.
    — Serge [2019-05-21]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  8. #6056
    No wrong, just -- WOW.
    — Ian [2019-05-19]
    pop'n music 9 on Rhythm Cafe
  9. #6055
    I've been known to go at things with forks before.
    — Kathleen [2019-05-16]
    Food & Drink on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  10. #6054
    I watched women make cheese.
    — Beej [2019-05-16]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  11. #6053
    That was your first mistake James, trusting Uno.
    — Serge [2019-05-14]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  12. #6052
    Right where is my corpse?
    — RebelliousUno [2019-05-14]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  13. #6051
    'You were right, Cam.' 'Yes, I know.'
    — Serge and Cameron [2019-05-13]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  14. #6050
    I wanna keep chat to myself!
    — Heather [2019-05-13]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  15. #6049
    Well hold on... *rolls dice* ... They make it weird.
    — Cameron, as DM [2019-05-13]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  16. #6048
    He opens up my heart through the world of gambling. I'm in.
    — Serge [2019-05-13]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  17. #6047
    We'll save the "good lord!" for the morning.
    — Cameron [2019-05-13]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  18. #6046
    What you do is, you just look at the things you see, and you accept them.
    — Cori, as Hella [2019-05-13]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  19. #6045
    I forgot about fall damage there for a second.......again.
    — Cori [2019-05-13]
    Horizon Zero Dawn on Play it Forward
  20. #6044
    Eat it, Gritty!
    — Ian [2019-05-12]
    Thumper on Rhythm Cafe
  21. #6043
    Guys, you're riding right on the ass of my beetle.
    — Ian [2019-05-12]
    Thumper on Rhythm Cafe
  22. #6042
    Stop doing murders!
    — Cori [2019-05-12]
    Horizon Zero Dawn on Play it Forward
  23. #6041
    Tell me your secrets! ...Fewer secrets, please.
    — Cori [2019-05-12]
    Horizon Zero Dawn on Play it Forward
  24. #6040
    Do not stompy me!
    — Cori [2019-05-12]
    Horizon Zero Dawn on Play it Forward
  25. #6039
    Much like my stealth, it can be seen by everyone.
    — Cori [2019-05-11]
    Horizon Zero Dawn on Play it Forward