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  1. #5803
    There is not a worse feeling in the entire world than being wrong on the internet.
    — Adam [2019-02-08]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  2. #5802
    Well... "piece of shit" is such a strong word...
    — Adam [2019-02-08]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  3. #5801
    TRIBAL!
    — Ben, 4 player Chaos Winston Draft [2019-02-09]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  4. #5800
    Nothing says rub your loins like hot buttery popcorn!
    — Kathleen [2019-02-08]
    Arcade Spirits on Now Kiss!
  5. #5799
    oh my greatest weakness? I'm a bitch.
    — Kathleen [2019-02-08]
    Arcade Spirits on Now Kiss!
  6. #5798
    My nose is getting a tea enema.
    — Jacob [2019-02-08]
    Arcade Spirits on Now Kiss!
  7. #5797
    There's only one thing we say to the god of sprue... oh, you piece of shit!
    — Alex [2019-02-07]
    Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  8. #5796
    Well that's another beautiful thing that's been ruined by Ian Horner.
    — Adam [2019-02-06]
    Board Games on AFK
  9. #5795
    What makes game bad?
    — Cori [2019-02-05]
    The Quiet Man on Talking Simulator
  10. #5794
    How are you so painfully on brand all the time?
    — James, on Serge [2019-02-05]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  11. #5793
    Lets use some stones to describe our words.
    — Serge [2019-02-05]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  12. #5792
    Why is skype open?
    — James [2019-02-05]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  13. #5791
    Seven damage to the butt!
    — Bengineering [2019-02-04]
    None on Dice Friends
  14. #5790
    Screaming is a free action!
    — Ian [2019-02-04]
    None on Dice Friends
  15. #5789
    I'm gonna hit you a lot.
    — Kathleen, as DM [2019-02-04]
    None on Dice Friends
  16. #5788
    Love with your heart, not your hands.
    — Ian, as Enor [2019-02-04]
    None on Dice Friends
  17. #5787
    I'm cool! I'm hip with the kids!
    — Bengineering, as Nog [2019-02-04]
    None on Dice Friends
  18. #5786
    What could go wrong?
    — Serge [2019-02-04]
    None on Dice Friends
  19. #5785
    Ahaha! My eagle eyes have seen the future!
    — Alex [2019-02-02]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  20. #5784
    I love all coffee.
    — Serge [2019-02-02]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  21. #5783
    'Why did you that?' 'I don't know, there was a button so I pressed it.'
    — Paul and James [2019-01-31]
    Half-Life on Games of Chance
  22. #5782
    All physics labs are in the 90's.
    — Paul [2019-01-31]
    Half-Life on Games of Chance
  23. #5781
    'is everyone wearing plaid here?' 'Good.'
    — Alex and Bengineering [2019-01-30]
    Resident Evil 2 on Let's NOPE
  24. #5780
    I'm here to sit in the back and talk shit.
    — Adam [2019-01-30]
    Resident Evil 2 on Let's NOPE
  25. #5779
    Got a problem? Point your key at it.
    — Adam [2019-01-29]
    Kingdom Hearts III on New Day Tewsday