Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#5913

'You're very good at following instructions.' 'Thank you, I have a degree.'

— Ian and Cameron [2019-03-16]
None on LoadingReadyLive
#5912

'Where are the English instructions?' 'No.'

— Bengineering and Ian [2019-03-16]
None on LoadingReadyLive
#5911

This is the strongest beef I've seen in awhile!

— Wheeler [2019-03-16]
None on LoadingReadyLive
#5910

How much can an egg weigh? Like, four balloons?

— Serge [2019-03-16]
None on LoadingReadyLive
#5909

If you take the bones out of meat, you get softer hands.

— Ian [2019-03-16]
None on LoadingReadyLive
#5908

The spirit of the challenge is to win the challenge.

— Wheeler [2019-03-16]
None on LoadingReadyLive
#5907

I'm here to embarass myself!

— Beej [2019-03-16]
None on LoadingReadyLive
#5906

They stick out like dogs balls.

— Adam [2019-03-16]
Dark Cloud 2 on Adam's Gamehaüs
#5905

It was nice wearing you, sweaty lice hat.

— Ben [2019-03-15]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5904

Even the monarch has to obey OSHA guidelines.

— Graham [2019-03-15]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5903

"Wiener" is not a swear!

— Adam [2019-03-15]
None on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5902

After stream I've got a Variety of unguents I can slather on you.

— Kathleen [2019-03-15]
Backstage Pass on Now Kiss!
#5901

The more I see the big poop, the less I like it.

— Adam [2019-03-14]
WWE 2K19 on Crossing the Streams
#5900

It only took about 15 minutes before my eyes glazed over, and fell out of my ass.

— Graham [2019-03-14]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#5899

It wasn't that I lied to you, it's that I was overly optimistic.

— Paul [2019-03-14]
Ori and the Blind Forest on Games of Chance
#5898

When you spell Phil with an F it makes it more fancy.

— Paul [2019-03-14]
Ori and the Blind Forest on Games of Chance
#5897

Welcome to AFK, the show where we support our friends, and we LOVE people

— Bengineering [2019-03-13]
Board Games on AFK
#5896

Speaking of WHOMST!

— Adam and Graham [2019-03-13]
None on LRRMtG
#5895

Sometimes Magic the Gathering™ happens.

— Graham [2019-03-13]
None on LRRMtG
#5894

I have *OPINIONS!*

— GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou [2019-03-12]
Destiny 2 on Talking Simulator
#5893

First of all, I'm the fuckin' BOSHY.

— Adam [2019-03-12]
Devil May Cry 5 on New Day Tewsday
#5892

I'm post-cognitive.

— Cameron, as Avenir [2019-03-11]
None on Dice Friends
#5891

If you're looking for a way to speak with people, LISTEN to them.

— Cameron, as Avenir [2019-03-11]
None on Dice Friends
#5890

I remembered what day it was because I wrote it on my hand this morning!

— Bengineering, as Nog [2019-03-11]
None on Dice Friends
#5889

That would've been a good idea to pick up the thing that the NPC *literally tripped over*.

— Cameron [2019-03-11]
None on Dice Friends