Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.
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#5973
We did it, everybody! We proved a Minecraft stream can get a thousand viewers!
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Beej
[2019-04-06]
Minecraft on Bonus Stream
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#5972
I don't know what you're doing, but I could've done it with 2 less Redstone.
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Stranjak
[2019-04-06]
Minecraft on Bonus Stream
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#5971
All I want in life is diamonds.
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James
[2019-04-06]
Minecraft on Bonus Stream
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#5970
I am an adult, I can do whatever I want.
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James
[2019-04-06]
Minecraft on Bonus Stream
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#5969
It went ok, then it didn't go ok.
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Graham,
on any given wrestling storyline
[2019-04-06]
None on LRRMtG
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#5968
'Does anything fun ever happen at Wrestlemaina?' 'No'
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Beej and Graham
None on LRRMtG
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#5967
I'm gonna be the bones in trees.
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Paul
[2019-04-05]
Yoshi's Crafted World on Play it Forward
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#5966
Clank in the privacy of your own home.
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James
[2019-04-03]
The Blind Griffin on AFK
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#5965
This is just fanservice. Delicious.
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Kathleen
[2019-04-03]
The Blind Griffin on Now Kiss!
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#5964
I'm allowed to be very enthusiastic about childish things.
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Kathleen
[2019-04-03]
The Blind Griffin on Now Kiss!
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#5963
I'm a mole, shhh.
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Paul
[2019-04-03]
Yoshi's Crafted World on Play it Forward
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#5962
We've got a compressor, but it can't compress this.
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Bengineering
[2019-04-02]
Detroit: Become Human on Let's NOPE
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#5961
I'm trapped in a David Cage of emotion!
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TehAmelie,
as David Cage
[2019-04-02]
Detroit: Become Human on Talking Simulator
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#5960
the two ingredients of a milkshake are not milk and shake.
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Serge
[2019-04-02]
Minecraft on Bonus Stream
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#5959
If I die, I die, and if I die, I'm dead.
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James
[2019-04-02]
Minecraft on Bonus Stream
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#5958
I shouldn't be allowed to talk.
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James
[2019-03-30]
None on Rhythm Cafe
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#5957
Probably nanomachines. Macronanomachines.
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Paul
[2019-03-28]
Overwatch on 18 Games & Counting
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#5956
Anime was a mistake, and the cure is anime.
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Heather
[2019-03-31]
Chiptune Champion on Rhythm Cafe
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#5955
I can't deal with the internet knowing I'm a liar.
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James
[2019-03-31]
None on Bonus Stream
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#5954
It's not bucket time!
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James
[2019-03-30]
Minecraft on Bonus Stream
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#5953
I'm never breaking one of my rules.
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James
[2019-03-30]
Minecraft on Bonus Stream
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#5952
So, in this situation, is Serge Jesus?
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James
[2019-03-29]
Magic: The Gathering on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#5951
The internet is weird and scary.
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Graham
[2019-03-29]
None on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#5950
You can't stop the magic from happening.
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Ian
[2019-03-27]
Board Games on AFK
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#5949
In the context of a board game, "lying" is called "bluffing."
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Paul
[2019-03-27]
Board Games on AFK
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