Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#5838

Most people don't know that goats can double jump in real life.

— Paul [2019-02-21]
Escape Goat on Games of Chance
#5837

if it's not fucking fun, why bother?

— Adam [2019-02-20]
Resident Evil 2 on Let's NOPE
#5836

I know this is on me, and I'm trying to blame James.

— Serge [2019-02-19]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
#5835

Look how fucking anime all this hair is.

— Adam [2019-02-19]
Jump Force on New Day Tewsday
#5834

Am I the only one who's pants explode in the Nether?

— Serge [2019-02-19]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5832

I've heard if you die in a disguise, you also die in real life.

— Serge, as Molander [2019-02-18]
None on Dice Friends
#5831

The Azorius senate has never met a surprise that it didn't try to regulate out of existence preemptively.

— Cameron, as Avenir [2019-02-18]
None on Dice Friends
#5830

I've got a faceful of groin.

— Bengineering, as Nog [2019-02-18]
None on Dice Friends
#5829

I looked at those ears and ruled them to be 'not pointy.'

— Serge [2019-02-15]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5828

Its ears aren't pointy and it's riding a spider, that says "human" to me.

— Serge [2019-02-15]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5827

That's not a sentence that should be allowed to exist.

— James [2019-02-14]
Ikaruga on Games of Chance
#5826

We only remember the Memes.

— Paul [2019-02-14]
Ikaruga on Games of Chance
#5825

Right, Arcade mode, where if you die the game is just over.

— Paul [2019-02-14]
Ikaruga on Games of Chance
#5824

If Serge calls you "friend," that doesn't mean he doesn't have a crossbow pointed at you.

— Paul [2019-02-13]
Board Games on AFK
#5823

Please keep a respectful distance so I can charge you!

— Serge [2019-02-13]
Board Games on AFK
#5822

Imagine if people wore hats on their butt.

— Alex [2019-02-13]
Resident Evil 2 on Let's NOPE
#5821

How often a week do you get a Spice Girls song stuck in your head?

— James [2019-02-13]
None on LRRMtG
#5820

Imagine a bee the size of a rat with a sword.

— Graham [2019-02-13]
None on LRRMtG
#5819

You haven't had a poop until you've had a pizza bagel poop.

— Jacob [2019-02-12]
Arcade Spirits on Now Kiss!
#5818

I knew exactly what was going to happen, and I did it anyway.

— James [2019-02-12]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5817

I don't know how to pronounce 98% of our users names.

— James [2019-02-12]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5816

How much of that Carpet is on fire?

— RebelliousUno [2019-02-12]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5815

You're getting oily today, Cameron.

— Bengineering [2019-02-11]
None on Dice Friends
#5814

Be you, be free! Express yourself.

— Serge, as Molander [2019-02-11]
None on Dice Friends
#5813

We all know the struggle of knowing someone named Matt.

— Cameron, as Avenir [2019-02-11]
None on Dice Friends