Quotes – LRRbot

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#5767

I'm doing the accent because it's Australia day!

— Beej, in an Irish accent. [2019-01-26]
Music on LoadingReadyLive
#5766

Do Drugs.

— Adam [2019-01-26]
Worst Dating Sim Ever on Adam's Gamehaüs
#5765

My children have a face and it's beautiful.

— Adam, on his chat [2019-01-26]
Worst Dating Sim Ever on Adam's Gamehaüs
#5764

It's a true chonk if you can't tell if it's standing or lying down.

— Matt Griffiths [2019-01-25]
None on Now Kiss!
#5763

I want the horniest looking eyes.

— Matt Griffiths [2019-01-25]
None on Now Kiss!
#5762

Everything is better when it's matt(e).

— Matt Griffiths [2019-01-24]
Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#5761

It's aged like a fine Y2K.

— Cameron [2019-01-24]
Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#5760

I'm legally a bird now.

— Paul [2019-01-24]
A Hat in Time on Games of Chance
#5759

I use my umbrella to stitch a hat.

— Paul [2019-01-24]
A Hat in Time on Games of Chance
#5758

This game seems incredibly Heather's Jam.

— James [2019-01-24]
A Hat in Time on Games of Chance
#5757

Let's get through one turn without making it weird.

— Cameron [2019-01-23]
Board Games on AFK
#5756

Patreon dot com: Let's nuzzle some trains.

— Beej [2019-01-23]
Board Games on AFK
#5755

Let's woo some trains!

— Beej [2019-01-23]
Board Games on AFK
#5754

Welcome to chaste night with trains.

— Bengineering [2019-01-23]
Board Games on AFK
#5753

You can't scare me if I can't hear you, ghost!

— Bengineering [2019-01-23]
Infliction on Let's NOPE
#5752

I no eat-a the roll, you eat-a the roll!

— Adam and Ben [2019-01-23]
Infliction on Let's NOPE
#5751

I'll be a bottom for Geddy Lee.

— Adam [2019-01-23]
Infliction on Let's NOPE
#5750

I like Science Man but he wants money.

— Cori [2019-01-22]
XCOM 2: War of the Chosen on Talking Simulator
#5749

All right, now that Serge is gone we can have some fun.

— James [2019-01-22]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5748

umm, that's a good battery shaking crotch.

— Ian [2019-01-22]
No More Heroes: Travis Strikes Again on New Day Tewsday
#5747

I'm Ian Horner and I'm alive, AHHHHHHHH!

— Ian [2019-01-22]
No More Heroes: Travis Strikes Again on New Day Tewsday
#5746

I would appreciate it if you kept your triangles to yourself.

— Ian [2019-01-22]
No More Heroes: Travis Strikes Again on New Day Tewsday
#5745

It's like a car wash in your mouth!

— Ian [2019-01-21]
Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#5744

You shouldn't take what I say seriously.

— Beej [2019-01-21]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#5743

If your dancing is burning hot, you should consult a doctor.

— Ian [2019-01-20]
Space Channel 5: Part 2 on Rhythm Cafe