Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#5731

I'm gonna go punch Santa!

— Paul, In a sing-song voice [2019-01-17]
LEGO Worlds on Games of Chance
#5730

Is it murder if I'm creating them also?

— Paul [2019-01-17]
LEGO Worlds on Games of Chance
#5729

It's a hodge podge of colours we got going on here.

— James [2019-01-17]
LEGO Worlds on Games of Chance
#5728

Finally, we don't have to play as those stinky heroes!

— Bengineering [2019-01-16]
Board Games on AFK
#5727

I am a real shaky boi.

— Bengineering [2019-01-16]
None on LRRMtG
#5726

If there's God there's gotta be Poseidon .

— Adam [2019-01-15]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5725

I need someone to find and kill the wizard.

— Serge [2019-01-15]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5724

I never said I was a professional minecrafter.

— James [2019-01-15]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5723

Potions can't protect against embarrassment.

— Mangledpixel [2019-01-15]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5722

Thank the patron saint of compound interest!

— Bengineering, as Nog [2019-01-14]
None on Dice Friends
#5721

I'll say yes to whatever.

— Kathleen [2019-01-14]
None on Dice Friends
#5720

My teeth sense is tingling.

— Heather [2019-01-14]
None on Dice Friends
#5719

DND WELCOMES YOUR LRR MEMES

— OboeCrazy [2019-01-14]
None on Dice Friends
#5718

Everybody likes some cronch in their sausage.

— Kathleen [2019-01-14]
None on Dice Friends
#5717

I hate when Twitch chat's right.

— Adam [2018-01-12]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#5716

I don't want to hurt my friends.

— Heather [2019-01-13]
Fitness Boxing on Rhythm Cafe
#5715

I could do your job! ...I don't know what your job is, so I'm not going to.

— Ian [2019-01-13]
Fitness Boxing on Rhythm Cafe
#5714

I was promised punching!

— Heather [2019-01-13]
Fitness Boxing on Rhythm Cafe
#5713

I think I have a butt already...

— Heather [2019-01-13]
Fitness Boxing on Rhythm Cafe
#5712

I have a lot of friends. It's nice.

— Beej [2019-01-13]
YIIK: A Postmodern RPG on Bonus Stream
#5711

The more people doubt me, the stronger I become.

— Adam [2019-01-12]
The Messenger on Adam's Gamehaüs
#5710

10,000 screaming spirits are trying to escape my body. I am a vessel of the cursed.

— Adam [2019-01-11]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5709

You ever see a bivalve swimming through the ocean?

— Graham [2019-01-11]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5708

Shoutouts to art.

— Adam [2019-01-11]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5707

Enormous churches and banks are my two favorite things.

— Cameron [2019-01-11]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight