Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#5705

It's Commander. The game doesn't start until you have twelve lands in play!

— Shivam [2019-01-11]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5704

Ha Ha, I'm in danger!

— Graham, while actively in danger [2019-01-11]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5703

There's nothing on the line but having good times.

— Shivam [2019-01-11]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5702

I'm a Commander player. We do things poorly

— Shivam [2019-01-11]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5701

Orzhov, the Church with the Merch!

— Cameron [2019-01-11]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5700

Our mortality is the scariest video game.

— Ben [2019-01-09]
Amnesia: The Dark Descent on Let's NOPE
#5699

That's grosgusting.

— Graham [2019-01-09]
None on LRRMtG
#5698

Cori, do you think about what you say? ...Me either.

— Matt Griffiths [2019-01-08]
Cultist Simulator on Talking Simulator
#5697

The dread will do a thing, sometimes.

— Cori [2019-01-08]
Cultist Simulator on Talking Simulator
#5696

Look at this art.

— Serge, on sheep [2019-01-08]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5695

That depends on your definition of crime.

— Serge [2019-01-08]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5694

I'm so happy' 'I'm so....something'

— Serge & RebelliousUno, On vanilla minecraft [2019-01-08]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5693

My pride is sodden.

— Cameron [2019-01-07]
None on Dice Friends
#5692

I've gone through so much of my life without getting all the parasites.

— Cameron, as Avenir [2019-01-07]
None on Dice Friends
#5691

I think I had a dream about a dog, or maybe a hairy angel.

— Kathleen, as an NPC [2019-01-07]
None on Dice Friends
#5690

I roll him into the recovery position. With a foot.

— Cameron [2019-01-07]
None on Dice Friends
#5689

I become the sausage dog.

— Serge [2019-01-07]
None on Dice Friends
#5688

I have no idea why my dog went in the poop pipe but we have to follow it in there!

— Bengineering, as Nog [2019-01-07]
None on Dice Friends
#5687

I'm so sorry for him.

— Cameron, repeatedly, as Avenir [2019-01-07]
None on Dice Friends
#5686

Two outta ten! We're like halfway there!

— Bengineering, as Nog, in session 1 of a 10-session campaign after obtaining Signature #2/10 [2019-01-07]
None on Dice Friends
#5685

No one says no to a dog.

— Bengineering, as Nog [2019-01-07]
None on Dice Friends
#5684

Chainmail's like 90% pockets.

— Bengineering, as Nog [2019-01-07]
None on Dice Friends
#5683

Here I am, the nerd with the books.

— Cameron [2019-01-07]
None on Dice Friends
#5682

Continuity of jokes...! Welcome to Loading Ready Run.

— Graham [2019-01-04]
None on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5681

It's not cheating, it's just pulling a Serge!

— Paul [2019-01-04]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight