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  1. #5624
    I'm very good at complaining.
    — James [2018-12-18]
    Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
  2. #5623
    I don't know why I'm continuing this farce.
    — James [2018-12-18]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  3. #5622
    Chat is now just history of my losing.
    — James [2018-12-18]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  4. #5621
    Mistakes were made, then imbibed.
    — Cameron [2018-12-17]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  5. #5620
    It's the opposite of pugilism, it's friendship!
    — Kathleen [2018-12-17]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  6. #5619
    Lead with your heart, not with your bones!
    — Bengineering, as Blaise [2018-12-17]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  7. #5618
    Nothing says Christmas like drowning antediluvian insect queens in magma.
    — Cameron [2018-12-17]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  8. #5617
    When you're carving wording into your flesh, you really want to watch the descenders.
    — Ian [2018-12-17]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  9. #5616
    I don't think you can carve a permanent magical scar into yourself with a Wheaty Nibble.
    — Dale [2018-12-17]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  10. #5615
    I'm actually prepared to give myself over to a life of evil and misdeeds.
    — Kathleen, as Stina [2018-12-17]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  11. #5614
    My wood was great!
    — Serge [2018-12-17]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  12. #5613
    All right, exposition!
    — Bengineering [2018-12-17]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  13. #5612
    I always knew my phobia of commitment would get me in trouble one day.
    — Kathleen, as Stina [2018-12-17]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  14. #5611
    A fair attempt at butt-picking is all you need.
    — Dale [2018-12-17]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  15. #5610
    Sometimes warnings are just lies.
    — Heather [2018-12-17]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  16. #5609
    Sometimes the books are actually evil.
    — Kathleen [2018-12-17]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  17. #5608
    Sadness is not tax-deductible.
    — Kathleen [2018-12-17]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  18. #5607
    If it can't be bone, let's make it nice.
    — Ian [2018-12-16]
    Santa Rockstar HD on Rhythm Cafe
  19. #5606
    I like you very well the way you are.
    — Heather [2018-12-16]
    Santa Rockstar HD on Rhythm Cafe
  20. #5605
    Take gender roles out of Christmas.
    — Ian [2018-12-16]
    Santa Rockstar HD on Rhythm Cafe
  21. #5604
    I will believe you because you invoked the McElroy name.
    — Heather [2018-12-16]
    Santa Rockstar HD on Rhythm Cafe
  22. #5603
    You can strum keyboards if you're Santa.
    — Ian [2018-12-16]
    Santa Rockstar HD on Rhythm Cafe
  23. #5602
    The walnuts can only make it better.
    — Graham [2018-12-15]
    None on LoadingReadyLive
  24. #5601
    It's spicy in my throat!
    — Bengineering [2018-12-15]
    None on LoadingReadyLive
  25. #5600
    Heather and I, we know what we're doing when it comes to decorating a man.
    — Kathleen [2018-12-15]
    None on LoadingReadyLive

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