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  1. #6018
    'I guess if I'm going to make fun of you, I should do it properly.' 'Agreed.'
    — Heather and Beej [2019-04-29]
    Games + Demos on Bonus Stream
  2. #6017
    I can't start strangling him, there'd be no logical stopping point.
    — Graham, of Beej [2019-04-27]
    Music on LoadingReadyLive
  3. #6016
    Don't chug butter
    — Ben [2019-04-27]
    Music on LoadingReadyLive
  4. #6015
    My job isn't to ask questions, my job is just to give you ideas.
    — Kathleen [2019-04-27]
    Music on LoadingReadyLive
  5. #6014
    I'm a Professional.
    — Kathleen [2019-04-27]
    Enter the Gungeon on Adam's Gamehaüs
  6. #6013
    The baby represents lasers.
    — Matt Griffiths [2019-04-26]
    La-Mulana on Play it Forward
  7. #6012
    'Are those cats or pigs?' 'They're mice.'
    — TXC2 and Matt Griffiths [2019-04-26]
    La-Mulana on Play it Forward
  8. #6011
    What other flesh did you put on this thing?
    — Matt Griffiths [2019-04-25]
    Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  9. #6010
    What is an adult but a kid with a credit card?
    — Alex [2019-04-25]
    Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  10. #6009
    Ooh this is spoopy, what are you?
    — Serge [2019-04-23]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  11. #6008
    I'm 35 years old, when I shoot a ball I yell 'Jordan' like a normal person.
    — James [2019-04-23]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  12. #6007
    I love when capitalism happens.
    — Matt Griffiths [2019-04-22]
    La-Mulana on Play it Forward
  13. #6006
    There's no other game with death, spikes and whips.
    — Matt Griffiths, on Castlevaina [2019-04-22]
    La-Mulana on Play it Forward
  14. #6005
    Give me Hatsune Miku but with chickens.
    — Heather [2019-04-21]
    Old School Musical on Rhythm Cafe
  15. #6004
    You know what they say, chickens are the tuna of the beach.
    — Heather [2019-04-21]
    Old School Musical on Rhythm Cafe
  16. #6003
    'What's happening?' I don't know, does it matter?
    — Adam [2019-04-20]
    Dark Cloud 2 on Adam's Gamehaüs
  17. #6002
    The shower is where I do my best thinking.
    — Adam [2019-04-20]
    Dark Cloud 2 on Adam's Gamehaüs
  18. #6001
    How does luck in Canada work?
    — TappyToeClaws [2019-04-19]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  19. #6000
    The warmth does not diminish the flavor.
    — Graham [2019-04-19]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  20. #5999
    I'm a team player, I'm helping.
    — Kathleen, not helping [2019-04-19]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  21. #5998
    you could have ended that sentence with 'You have to stop.'.
    — Graham [2019-04-19]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  22. #5997
    Do any of us know where we're going?
    — Matt Griffiths [2019-04-17]
    La-Mulana on Play it Forward
  23. #5996
    And the nice thing about this is I don't need to breathe.
    — RebelliousUno [2019-04-16]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  24. #5995
    Anything can be personal-sized if you try hard enough.
    — Heather [2019-04-14]
    Old School Musical on Rhythm Cafe
  25. #5994
    I'm kind of interested in the idea of early-access meat.
    — Ian [2019-04-14]
    Old School Musical on Rhythm Cafe