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  1. #5753
    You can't scare me if I can't hear you, ghost!
    — Bengineering [2019-01-23]
    Infliction on Let's NOPE
  2. #5752
    I no eat-a the roll, you eat-a the roll!
    — Adam and Ben [2019-01-23]
    Infliction on Let's NOPE
  3. #5751
    I'll be a bottom for Geddy Lee.
    — Adam [2019-01-23]
    Infliction on Let's NOPE
  4. #5750
    I like Science Man but he wants money.
    — Cori [2019-01-22]
    XCOM 2: War of the Chosen on Talking Simulator
  5. #5749
    All right, now that Serge is gone we can have some fun.
    — James [2019-01-22]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  6. #5748
    umm, that's a good battery shaking crotch.
    — Ian [2019-01-22]
    No More Heroes: Travis Strikes Again on New Day Tewsday
  7. #5747
    I'm Ian Horner and I'm alive, AHHHHHHHH!
    — Ian [2019-01-22]
    No More Heroes: Travis Strikes Again on New Day Tewsday
  8. #5746
    I would appreciate it if you kept your triangles to yourself.
    — Ian [2019-01-22]
    No More Heroes: Travis Strikes Again on New Day Tewsday
  9. #5745
    It's like a car wash in your mouth!
    — Ian [2019-01-21]
    Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  10. #5744
    You shouldn't take what I say seriously.
    — Beej [2019-01-21]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  11. #5743
    If your dancing is burning hot, you should consult a doctor.
    — Ian [2019-01-20]
    Space Channel 5: Part 2 on Rhythm Cafe
  12. #5742
    This is terrible. I love it!
    — Ian [2019-01-20]
    Space Channel 5: Part 2 on Rhythm Cafe
  13. #5741
    The Lube Suit--Taking you from friction to function in ten seconds or less.
    — Graham, In response to a Jackbox Party PAX prompt [2018-08-31]
    None on Adam's Gamehaüs
  14. #5740
    Twitch chat is just as good as Google.
    — Adam [2019-01-19]
    The Messenger on Adam's Gamehaüs
  15. #5739
    Don't you ever tell me I don't know anime.
    — Adam [2019-01-19]
    The Messenger on Adam's Gamehaüs
  16. #5738
    Having your bodies intermingle is a lot!
    — Kathleen [2019-01-18]
    Dating Sims: The Visual Novel on Now Kiss!
  17. #5737
    Gender may live.... for now!
    — Kathleen [2019-01-18]
    Dating Sims: The Visual Novel on Now Kiss!
  18. #5736
    We'll destroy gender some other time.
    — Kathleen [2019-01-18]
    Dating Sims: The Visual Novel on Now Kiss!
  19. #5735
    I think that's the bro code: they appreciate killer whales and trying your hardest.
    — Kathleen [2019-01-18]
    Dating Sims: The Visual Novel on Now Kiss!
  20. #5734
    Suppressing your feelings is for chumps!
    — Kathleen [2019-01-18]
    Dating Sims: The Visual Novel on Now Kiss!
  21. #5733
    Maybe we should change Now Kiss to Big Mood.
    — Kathleen [2019-01-18]
    Dating Sims: The Visual Novel on Now Kiss!
  22. #5732
    I was only ever truly happy when I was on the dragon.
    — James [2019-01-17]
    LEGO Worlds on Games of Chance
  23. #5731
    I'm gonna go punch Santa!
    — Paul, In a sing-song voice [2019-01-17]
    LEGO Worlds on Games of Chance
  24. #5730
    Is it murder if I'm creating them also?
    — Paul [2019-01-17]
    LEGO Worlds on Games of Chance
  25. #5729
    It's a hodge podge of colours we got going on here.
    — James [2019-01-17]
    LEGO Worlds on Games of Chance