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  1. #5768
    I love shiny Space Michael.
    — Ian [2019-01-27]
    Space Channel 5: Part 2 on Rhythm Cafe
  2. #5767
    I'm doing the accent because it's Australia day!
    — Beej, in an Irish accent. [2019-01-26]
    Music on LoadingReadyLive
  3. #5766
    Do Drugs.
    — Adam [2019-01-26]
    Worst Dating Sim Ever on Adam's Gamehaüs
  4. #5765
    My children have a face and it's beautiful.
    — Adam, on his chat [2019-01-26]
    Worst Dating Sim Ever on Adam's Gamehaüs
  5. #5764
    It's a true chonk if you can't tell if it's standing or lying down.
    — Matt Griffiths [2019-01-25]
    None on Now Kiss!
  6. #5763
    I want the horniest looking eyes.
    — Matt Griffiths [2019-01-25]
    None on Now Kiss!
  7. #5762
    Everything is better when it's matt(e).
    — Matt Griffiths [2019-01-24]
    Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  8. #5761
    It's aged like a fine Y2K.
    — Cameron [2019-01-24]
    Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  9. #5760
    I'm legally a bird now.
    — Paul [2019-01-24]
    A Hat in Time on Games of Chance
  10. #5759
    I use my umbrella to stitch a hat.
    — Paul [2019-01-24]
    A Hat in Time on Games of Chance
  11. #5758
    This game seems incredibly Heather's Jam.
    — James [2019-01-24]
    A Hat in Time on Games of Chance
  12. #5757
    Let's get through one turn without making it weird.
    — Cameron [2019-01-23]
    Board Games on AFK
  13. #5756
    Patreon dot com: Let's nuzzle some trains.
    — Beej [2019-01-23]
    Board Games on AFK
  14. #5755
    Let's woo some trains!
    — Beej [2019-01-23]
    Board Games on AFK
  15. #5754
    Welcome to chaste night with trains.
    — Bengineering [2019-01-23]
    Board Games on AFK
  16. #5753
    You can't scare me if I can't hear you, ghost!
    — Bengineering [2019-01-23]
    Infliction on Let's NOPE
  17. #5752
    I no eat-a the roll, you eat-a the roll!
    — Adam and Ben [2019-01-23]
    Infliction on Let's NOPE
  18. #5751
    I'll be a bottom for Geddy Lee.
    — Adam [2019-01-23]
    Infliction on Let's NOPE
  19. #5750
    I like Science Man but he wants money.
    — Cori [2019-01-22]
    XCOM 2: War of the Chosen on Talking Simulator
  20. #5749
    All right, now that Serge is gone we can have some fun.
    — James [2019-01-22]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  21. #5748
    umm, that's a good battery shaking crotch.
    — Ian [2019-01-22]
    No More Heroes: Travis Strikes Again on New Day Tewsday
  22. #5747
    I'm Ian Horner and I'm alive, AHHHHHHHH!
    — Ian [2019-01-22]
    No More Heroes: Travis Strikes Again on New Day Tewsday
  23. #5746
    I would appreciate it if you kept your triangles to yourself.
    — Ian [2019-01-22]
    No More Heroes: Travis Strikes Again on New Day Tewsday
  24. #5745
    It's like a car wash in your mouth!
    — Ian [2019-01-21]
    Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  25. #5744
    You shouldn't take what I say seriously.
    — Beej [2019-01-21]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus