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  1. #5777
    Adam knows NOTHING!
    — Bengineering [2019-01-29]
    Kingdom Hearts III on New Day Tewsday
  2. #5776
    Everything is fine.
    — James, repeatedly [2019-01-29]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  3. #5775
    That's what we call him: "James "Classic pig botherer" Turner".
    — Serge [2019-01-29]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  4. #5774
    Once you go Vedalken, you can never do anything else again.
    — Ian, as Enor [2019-01-28]
    None on Dice Friends
  5. #5773
    Children have no concept of "entrapment".
    — Ian, as Enor [2019-01-28]
    None on Dice Friends
  6. #5772
    What a group of highly competent people we've got assembled.
    — Kathleen, unconvincingly [2019-01-28]
    None on Dice Friends
  7. #5771
    Eventually someone's going to be like "uwu what's this?" but in a more legal and menacing sense.
    — Kathleen [2019-01-28]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  8. #5770
    Don't make me walk through your cookware!
    — Ian [2019-01-27]
    Space Channel 5: Part 2 on Rhythm Cafe
  9. #5769
    It's going well because it doesn't seem like it's going badly.
    — Ian [2019-01-27]
    Space Channel 5: Part 2 on Rhythm Cafe
  10. #5768
    I love shiny Space Michael.
    — Ian [2019-01-27]
    Space Channel 5: Part 2 on Rhythm Cafe
  11. #5767
    I'm doing the accent because it's Australia day!
    — Beej, in an Irish accent. [2019-01-26]
    Music on LoadingReadyLive
  12. #5766
    Do Drugs.
    — Adam [2019-01-26]
    Worst Dating Sim Ever on Adam's Gamehaüs
  13. #5765
    My children have a face and it's beautiful.
    — Adam, on his chat [2019-01-26]
    Worst Dating Sim Ever on Adam's Gamehaüs
  14. #5764
    It's a true chonk if you can't tell if it's standing or lying down.
    — Matt Griffiths [2019-01-25]
    None on Now Kiss!
  15. #5763
    I want the horniest looking eyes.
    — Matt Griffiths [2019-01-25]
    None on Now Kiss!
  16. #5762
    Everything is better when it's matt(e).
    — Matt Griffiths [2019-01-24]
    Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  17. #5761
    It's aged like a fine Y2K.
    — Cameron [2019-01-24]
    Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  18. #5760
    I'm legally a bird now.
    — Paul [2019-01-24]
    A Hat in Time on Games of Chance
  19. #5759
    I use my umbrella to stitch a hat.
    — Paul [2019-01-24]
    A Hat in Time on Games of Chance
  20. #5758
    This game seems incredibly Heather's Jam.
    — James [2019-01-24]
    A Hat in Time on Games of Chance
  21. #5757
    Let's get through one turn without making it weird.
    — Cameron [2019-01-23]
    Board Games on AFK
  22. #5756
    Patreon dot com: Let's nuzzle some trains.
    — Beej [2019-01-23]
    Board Games on AFK
  23. #5755
    Let's woo some trains!
    — Beej [2019-01-23]
    Board Games on AFK
  24. #5754
    Welcome to chaste night with trains.
    — Bengineering [2019-01-23]
    Board Games on AFK
  25. #5753
    You can't scare me if I can't hear you, ghost!
    — Bengineering [2019-01-23]
    Infliction on Let's NOPE