Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#5899

It wasn't that I lied to you, it's that I was overly optimistic.

— Paul [2019-03-14]
Ori and the Blind Forest on Games of Chance
#5898

When you spell Phil with an F it makes it more fancy.

— Paul [2019-03-14]
Ori and the Blind Forest on Games of Chance
#5897

Welcome to AFK, the show where we support our friends, and we LOVE people

— Bengineering [2019-03-13]
Board Games on AFK
#5896

Speaking of WHOMST!

— Adam and Graham [2019-03-13]
None on LRRMtG
#5895

Sometimes Magic the Gathering™ happens.

— Graham [2019-03-13]
None on LRRMtG
#5894

I have *OPINIONS!*

— GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou [2019-03-12]
Destiny 2 on Talking Simulator
#5893

First of all, I'm the fuckin' BOSHY.

— Adam [2019-03-12]
Devil May Cry 5 on New Day Tewsday
#5892

I'm post-cognitive.

— Cameron, as Avenir [2019-03-11]
None on Dice Friends
#5891

If you're looking for a way to speak with people, LISTEN to them.

— Cameron, as Avenir [2019-03-11]
None on Dice Friends
#5890

I remembered what day it was because I wrote it on my hand this morning!

— Bengineering, as Nog [2019-03-11]
None on Dice Friends
#5889

That would've been a good idea to pick up the thing that the NPC *literally tripped over*.

— Cameron [2019-03-11]
None on Dice Friends
#5888

Once more with feeling -- and less fucking up.

— Kathleen [2019-03-11]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#5887

OH THAT'S BAD!

— Serge [2019-03-12]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#5886

No breaks, only apes!

— Ian [2019-03-10]
Ape Out on Rhythm Cafe
#5885

You shot his clothes off!

— Ian [2019-03-10]
Ape Out on Rhythm Cafe
#5884

If you were invincible, you could take a bullet.

— Heather [2019-03-10]
Ape Out on Rhythm Cafe
#5883

It's not how you take bullets out of the monkey, it's how you put them in.

— Ian [2019-03-10]
Ape Out on Rhythm Cafe
#5882

I just wanna go to an office fire party.

— Heather [2019-03-10]
Ape Out on Rhythm Cafe
#5881

Somebody started an office fire? And they didn't invite me? I feel let down.

— Heather [2019-03-10]
Ape Out on Rhythm Cafe
#5880

Uh oh...I need body parts!

— Ian [2019-03-10]
Ape Out on Rhythm Cafe
#5879

I don't trust everybody in our chat...

— Heather [2019-03-10]
Ape Out on Rhythm Cafe
#5878

Long enough, deep enough, whatever.

— Beej [2019-02-25]
None on Adam's Gamehaüs
#5877

It's the internet: somebody's got to be lying.

— Adam [2019-03-09]
Dark Cloud 2 on Adam's Gamehaüs
#5876

We're all Ditto in our own little ways.

— Adam [2019-03-09]
Hollow Knight on Adam's Gamehaüs
#5875

Can we all relax? It's Pokemon!

— Adam [2019-03-09]
Hollow Knight on Adam's Gamehaüs