Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#5747

I'm Ian Horner and I'm alive, AHHHHHHHH!

— Ian [2019-01-22]
No More Heroes: Travis Strikes Again on New Day Tewsday
#5746

I would appreciate it if you kept your triangles to yourself.

— Ian [2019-01-22]
No More Heroes: Travis Strikes Again on New Day Tewsday
#5745

It's like a car wash in your mouth!

— Ian [2019-01-21]
Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#5744

You shouldn't take what I say seriously.

— Beej [2019-01-21]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#5743

If your dancing is burning hot, you should consult a doctor.

— Ian [2019-01-20]
Space Channel 5: Part 2 on Rhythm Cafe
#5742

This is terrible. I love it!

— Ian [2019-01-20]
Space Channel 5: Part 2 on Rhythm Cafe
#5741

The Lube Suit--Taking you from friction to function in ten seconds or less.

— Graham, In response to a Jackbox Party PAX prompt [2018-08-31]
None on Adam's Gamehaüs
#5740

Twitch chat is just as good as Google.

— Adam [2019-01-19]
The Messenger on Adam's Gamehaüs
#5739

Don't you ever tell me I don't know anime.

— Adam [2019-01-19]
The Messenger on Adam's Gamehaüs
#5738

Having your bodies intermingle is a lot!

— Kathleen [2019-01-18]
Dating Sims: The Visual Novel on Now Kiss!
#5737

Gender may live.... for now!

— Kathleen [2019-01-18]
Dating Sims: The Visual Novel on Now Kiss!
#5736

We'll destroy gender some other time.

— Kathleen [2019-01-18]
Dating Sims: The Visual Novel on Now Kiss!
#5735

I think that's the bro code: they appreciate killer whales and trying your hardest.

— Kathleen [2019-01-18]
Dating Sims: The Visual Novel on Now Kiss!
#5734

Suppressing your feelings is for chumps!

— Kathleen [2019-01-18]
Dating Sims: The Visual Novel on Now Kiss!
#5733

Maybe we should change Now Kiss to Big Mood.

— Kathleen [2019-01-18]
Dating Sims: The Visual Novel on Now Kiss!
#5732

I was only ever truly happy when I was on the dragon.

— James [2019-01-17]
LEGO Worlds on Games of Chance
#5731

I'm gonna go punch Santa!

— Paul, In a sing-song voice [2019-01-17]
LEGO Worlds on Games of Chance
#5730

Is it murder if I'm creating them also?

— Paul [2019-01-17]
LEGO Worlds on Games of Chance
#5729

It's a hodge podge of colours we got going on here.

— James [2019-01-17]
LEGO Worlds on Games of Chance
#5728

Finally, we don't have to play as those stinky heroes!

— Bengineering [2019-01-16]
Board Games on AFK
#5727

I am a real shaky boi.

— Bengineering [2019-01-16]
None on LRRMtG
#5726

If there's God there's gotta be Poseidon .

— Adam [2019-01-15]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5725

I need someone to find and kill the wizard.

— Serge [2019-01-15]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5724

I never said I was a professional minecrafter.

— James [2019-01-15]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5723

Potions can't protect against embarrassment.

— Mangledpixel [2019-01-15]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock