Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#5799

oh my greatest weakness? I'm a bitch.

— Kathleen [2019-02-08]
Arcade Spirits on Now Kiss!
#5798

My nose is getting a tea enema.

— Jacob [2019-02-08]
Arcade Spirits on Now Kiss!
#5797

There's only one thing we say to the god of sprue... oh, you piece of shit!

— Alex [2019-02-07]
Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#5796

Well that's another beautiful thing that's been ruined by Ian Horner.

— Adam [2019-02-06]
Board Games on AFK
#5795

What makes game bad?

— Cori [2019-02-05]
The Quiet Man on Talking Simulator
#5794

How are you so painfully on brand all the time?

— James, on Serge [2019-02-05]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5793

Lets use some stones to describe our words.

— Serge [2019-02-05]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5792

Why is skype open?

— James [2019-02-05]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5791

Seven damage to the butt!

— Bengineering [2019-02-04]
None on Dice Friends
#5790

Screaming is a free action!

— Ian [2019-02-04]
None on Dice Friends
#5789

I'm gonna hit you a lot.

— Kathleen, as DM [2019-02-04]
None on Dice Friends
#5788

Love with your heart, not your hands.

— Ian, as Enor [2019-02-04]
None on Dice Friends
#5787

I'm cool! I'm hip with the kids!

— Bengineering, as Nog [2019-02-04]
None on Dice Friends
#5786

What could go wrong?

— Serge [2019-02-04]
None on Dice Friends
#5785

Ahaha! My eagle eyes have seen the future!

— Alex [2019-02-02]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5784

I love all coffee.

— Serge [2019-02-02]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5783

'Why did you that?' 'I don't know, there was a button so I pressed it.'

— Paul and James [2019-01-31]
Half-Life on Games of Chance
#5782

All physics labs are in the 90's.

— Paul [2019-01-31]
Half-Life on Games of Chance
#5781

'is everyone wearing plaid here?' 'Good.'

— Alex and Bengineering [2019-01-30]
Resident Evil 2 on Let's NOPE
#5780

I'm here to sit in the back and talk shit.

— Adam [2019-01-30]
Resident Evil 2 on Let's NOPE
#5779

Got a problem? Point your key at it.

— Adam [2019-01-29]
Kingdom Hearts III on New Day Tewsday
#5778

So there's this key.....

— Begineering, Explaining Kingdom Hearts [2019-01-29]
Kingdom Hearts III on New Day Tewsday
#5777

Adam knows NOTHING!

— Bengineering [2019-01-29]
Kingdom Hearts III on New Day Tewsday
#5776

Everything is fine.

— James, repeatedly [2019-01-29]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5775

That's what we call him: "James "Classic pig botherer" Turner".

— Serge [2019-01-29]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock