Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#5923

Maybe the NPC can save us!

— Serge [2019-03-18]
None on Dice Friends
#5922

'I assume there is some form of box text.' 'There's so much box text.'

— Bengineering and Kathleen [2019-03-18]
None on Dice Friends
#5921

Never read chat.

— PhoenixMelior [2019-03-18]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#5920

Ben's incompetence has saved us from an immediate diabetic coma.

— Kathleen [2019-03-16]
None on LoadingReadyLive
#5919

I was distracted by my egg child.

— Serge [2019-03-16]
None on LoadingReadyLive
#5918

Why do you need to put sugar on sugar?

— Kathleen [2019-03-16]
None on LoadingReadyLive
#5917

This smells like Quik went bad.

— Kathleen [2019-03-16]
None on LoadingReadyLive
#5916

I did not realize I was making this for human consumption.

— Bengineering [2019-03-16]
None on LoadingReadyLive
#5915

Anything's edible if you try hard enough.

— Ian [2019-03-16]
None on LoadingReadyLive
#5914

I don't actually understand anything of what is going on here.

— Cameron [2019-03-16]
None on LoadingReadyLive
#5913

'You're very good at following instructions.' 'Thank you, I have a degree.'

— Ian and Cameron [2019-03-16]
None on LoadingReadyLive
#5912

'Where are the English instructions?' 'No.'

— Bengineering and Ian [2019-03-16]
None on LoadingReadyLive
#5911

This is the strongest beef I've seen in awhile!

— Wheeler [2019-03-16]
None on LoadingReadyLive
#5910

How much can an egg weigh? Like, four balloons?

— Serge [2019-03-16]
None on LoadingReadyLive
#5909

If you take the bones out of meat, you get softer hands.

— Ian [2019-03-16]
None on LoadingReadyLive
#5908

The spirit of the challenge is to win the challenge.

— Wheeler [2019-03-16]
None on LoadingReadyLive
#5907

I'm here to embarass myself!

— Beej [2019-03-16]
None on LoadingReadyLive
#5906

They stick out like dogs balls.

— Adam [2019-03-16]
Dark Cloud 2 on Adam's Gamehaüs
#5905

It was nice wearing you, sweaty lice hat.

— Ben [2019-03-15]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5904

Even the monarch has to obey OSHA guidelines.

— Graham [2019-03-15]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5903

"Wiener" is not a swear!

— Adam [2019-03-15]
None on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5902

After stream I've got a Variety of unguents I can slather on you.

— Kathleen [2019-03-15]
Backstage Pass on Now Kiss!
#5901

The more I see the big poop, the less I like it.

— Adam [2019-03-14]
WWE 2K19 on Crossing the Streams
#5900

It only took about 15 minutes before my eyes glazed over, and fell out of my ass.

— Graham [2019-03-14]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#5899

It wasn't that I lied to you, it's that I was overly optimistic.

— Paul [2019-03-14]
Ori and the Blind Forest on Games of Chance