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  1. #5747
    I'm Ian Horner and I'm alive, AHHHHHHHH!
    — Ian [2019-01-22]
    No More Heroes: Travis Strikes Again on New Day Tewsday
  2. #5746
    I would appreciate it if you kept your triangles to yourself.
    — Ian [2019-01-22]
    No More Heroes: Travis Strikes Again on New Day Tewsday
  3. #5745
    It's like a car wash in your mouth!
    — Ian [2019-01-21]
    Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  4. #5744
    You shouldn't take what I say seriously.
    — Beej [2019-01-21]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  5. #5743
    If your dancing is burning hot, you should consult a doctor.
    — Ian [2019-01-20]
    Space Channel 5: Part 2 on Rhythm Cafe
  6. #5742
    This is terrible. I love it!
    — Ian [2019-01-20]
    Space Channel 5: Part 2 on Rhythm Cafe
  7. #5741
    The Lube Suit--Taking you from friction to function in ten seconds or less.
    — Graham, In response to a Jackbox Party PAX prompt [2018-08-31]
    None on Adam's Gamehaüs
  8. #5740
    Twitch chat is just as good as Google.
    — Adam [2019-01-19]
    The Messenger on Adam's Gamehaüs
  9. #5739
    Don't you ever tell me I don't know anime.
    — Adam [2019-01-19]
    The Messenger on Adam's Gamehaüs
  10. #5738
    Having your bodies intermingle is a lot!
    — Kathleen [2019-01-18]
    Dating Sims: The Visual Novel on Now Kiss!
  11. #5737
    Gender may live.... for now!
    — Kathleen [2019-01-18]
    Dating Sims: The Visual Novel on Now Kiss!
  12. #5736
    We'll destroy gender some other time.
    — Kathleen [2019-01-18]
    Dating Sims: The Visual Novel on Now Kiss!
  13. #5735
    I think that's the bro code: they appreciate killer whales and trying your hardest.
    — Kathleen [2019-01-18]
    Dating Sims: The Visual Novel on Now Kiss!
  14. #5734
    Suppressing your feelings is for chumps!
    — Kathleen [2019-01-18]
    Dating Sims: The Visual Novel on Now Kiss!
  15. #5733
    Maybe we should change Now Kiss to Big Mood.
    — Kathleen [2019-01-18]
    Dating Sims: The Visual Novel on Now Kiss!
  16. #5732
    I was only ever truly happy when I was on the dragon.
    — James [2019-01-17]
    LEGO Worlds on Games of Chance
  17. #5731
    I'm gonna go punch Santa!
    — Paul, In a sing-song voice [2019-01-17]
    LEGO Worlds on Games of Chance
  18. #5730
    Is it murder if I'm creating them also?
    — Paul [2019-01-17]
    LEGO Worlds on Games of Chance
  19. #5729
    It's a hodge podge of colours we got going on here.
    — James [2019-01-17]
    LEGO Worlds on Games of Chance
  20. #5728
    Finally, we don't have to play as those stinky heroes!
    — Bengineering [2019-01-16]
    Board Games on AFK
  21. #5727
    I am a real shaky boi.
    — Bengineering [2019-01-16]
    None on LRRMtG
  22. #5726
    If there's God there's gotta be Poseidon .
    — Adam [2019-01-15]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  23. #5725
    I need someone to find and kill the wizard.
    — Serge [2019-01-15]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  24. #5724
    I never said I was a professional minecrafter.
    — James [2019-01-15]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  25. #5723
    Potions can't protect against embarrassment.
    — Mangledpixel [2019-01-15]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock