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  1. #5728
    Finally, we don't have to play as those stinky heroes!
    — Bengineering [2019-01-16]
    Board Games on AFK
  2. #5727
    I am a real shaky boi.
    — Bengineering [2019-01-16]
    None on LRRMtG
  3. #5726
    If there's God there's gotta be Poseidon .
    — Adam [2019-01-15]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  4. #5725
    I need someone to find and kill the wizard.
    — Serge [2019-01-15]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  5. #5724
    I never said I was a professional minecrafter.
    — James [2019-01-15]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  6. #5723
    Potions can't protect against embarrassment.
    — Mangledpixel [2019-01-15]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  7. #5722
    Thank the patron saint of compound interest!
    — Bengineering, as Nog [2019-01-14]
    None on Dice Friends
  8. #5721
    I'll say yes to whatever.
    — Kathleen [2019-01-14]
    None on Dice Friends
  9. #5720
    My teeth sense is tingling.
    — Heather [2019-01-14]
    None on Dice Friends
  10. #5719
    DND WELCOMES YOUR LRR MEMES
    — OboeCrazy [2019-01-14]
    None on Dice Friends
  11. #5718
    Everybody likes some cronch in their sausage.
    — Kathleen [2019-01-14]
    None on Dice Friends
  12. #5717
    I hate when Twitch chat's right.
    — Adam [2018-01-12]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  13. #5716
    I don't want to hurt my friends.
    — Heather [2019-01-13]
    Fitness Boxing on Rhythm Cafe
  14. #5715
    I could do your job! ...I don't know what your job is, so I'm not going to.
    — Ian [2019-01-13]
    Fitness Boxing on Rhythm Cafe
  15. #5714
    I was promised punching!
    — Heather [2019-01-13]
    Fitness Boxing on Rhythm Cafe
  16. #5713
    I think I have a butt already...
    — Heather [2019-01-13]
    Fitness Boxing on Rhythm Cafe
  17. #5712
    I have a lot of friends. It's nice.
    — Beej [2019-01-13]
    YIIK: A Postmodern RPG on Bonus Stream
  18. #5711
    The more people doubt me, the stronger I become.
    — Adam [2019-01-12]
    The Messenger on Adam's Gamehaüs
  19. #5710
    10,000 screaming spirits are trying to escape my body. I am a vessel of the cursed.
    — Adam [2019-01-11]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  20. #5709
    You ever see a bivalve swimming through the ocean?
    — Graham [2019-01-11]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  21. #5708
    Shoutouts to art.
    — Adam [2019-01-11]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  22. #5707
    Enormous churches and banks are my two favorite things.
    — Cameron [2019-01-11]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  23. #5706
    I'm probably going to lose, and I don't even care. This game is so much fun!
    — Shivam [2019-01-11]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  24. #5705
    It's Commander. The game doesn't start until you have twelve lands in play!
    — Shivam [2019-01-11]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  25. #5704
    Ha Ha, I'm in danger!
    — Graham, while actively in danger [2019-01-11]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight