Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#5760

I'm legally a bird now.

— Paul [2019-01-24]
A Hat in Time on Games of Chance
#5759

I use my umbrella to stitch a hat.

— Paul [2019-01-24]
A Hat in Time on Games of Chance
#5758

This game seems incredibly Heather's Jam.

— James [2019-01-24]
A Hat in Time on Games of Chance
#5757

Let's get through one turn without making it weird.

— Cameron [2019-01-23]
Board Games on AFK
#5756

Patreon dot com: Let's nuzzle some trains.

— Beej [2019-01-23]
Board Games on AFK
#5755

Let's woo some trains!

— Beej [2019-01-23]
Board Games on AFK
#5754

Welcome to chaste night with trains.

— Bengineering [2019-01-23]
Board Games on AFK
#5753

You can't scare me if I can't hear you, ghost!

— Bengineering [2019-01-23]
Infliction on Let's NOPE
#5752

I no eat-a the roll, you eat-a the roll!

— Adam and Ben [2019-01-23]
Infliction on Let's NOPE
#5751

I'll be a bottom for Geddy Lee.

— Adam [2019-01-23]
Infliction on Let's NOPE
#5750

I like Science Man but he wants money.

— Cori [2019-01-22]
XCOM 2: War of the Chosen on Talking Simulator
#5749

All right, now that Serge is gone we can have some fun.

— James [2019-01-22]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5748

umm, that's a good battery shaking crotch.

— Ian [2019-01-22]
No More Heroes: Travis Strikes Again on New Day Tewsday
#5747

I'm Ian Horner and I'm alive, AHHHHHHHH!

— Ian [2019-01-22]
No More Heroes: Travis Strikes Again on New Day Tewsday
#5746

I would appreciate it if you kept your triangles to yourself.

— Ian [2019-01-22]
No More Heroes: Travis Strikes Again on New Day Tewsday
#5745

It's like a car wash in your mouth!

— Ian [2019-01-21]
Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#5744

You shouldn't take what I say seriously.

— Beej [2019-01-21]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#5743

If your dancing is burning hot, you should consult a doctor.

— Ian [2019-01-20]
Space Channel 5: Part 2 on Rhythm Cafe
#5742

This is terrible. I love it!

— Ian [2019-01-20]
Space Channel 5: Part 2 on Rhythm Cafe
#5741

The Lube Suit--Taking you from friction to function in ten seconds or less.

— Graham, In response to a Jackbox Party PAX prompt [2018-08-31]
None on Adam's Gamehaüs
#5740

Twitch chat is just as good as Google.

— Adam [2019-01-19]
The Messenger on Adam's Gamehaüs
#5739

Don't you ever tell me I don't know anime.

— Adam [2019-01-19]
The Messenger on Adam's Gamehaüs
#5738

Having your bodies intermingle is a lot!

— Kathleen [2019-01-18]
Dating Sims: The Visual Novel on Now Kiss!
#5737

Gender may live.... for now!

— Kathleen [2019-01-18]
Dating Sims: The Visual Novel on Now Kiss!
#5736

We'll destroy gender some other time.

— Kathleen [2019-01-18]
Dating Sims: The Visual Novel on Now Kiss!