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  1. #5650
    Bookshelves are always bad.
    — Adam [2018-12-29]
    Darkest Dungeon on Adam's Gamehaüs
  2. #5649
    We got a Tank, we're gonna be bangin a lot of stuff.
    — Paul [2018-12-27]
    Valkyria Chronicles 4 on Games of Chance
  3. #5648
    Our chat has so many little arrows in it, it looks like someone has forwarded us an email.
    — Paul [2018-12-26]
    Just Chatting on AFK
  4. #5647
    I try to be supportive...when I feel like it.
    — Beej [2018-12-26]
    Just Chatting on AFK
  5. #5646
    I'm not here to make friends; I'm already friends with all of you.
    — Kathleen [2018-12-26]
    Just Chatting on AFK
  6. #5645
    I got real good at drawing penises.
    — Graham [2018-12-26]
    Just Chatting on AFK
  7. #5643
    Kirby is the kind of kid that sits in the back of class and eats glue sticks like they were Push Pops.
    — Adam [2018-12-26]
    Just Chatting on AFK
  8. #5642
    Kirby is the kind of person that licks envelopes because he likes the taste.
    — Adam [2018-12-26]
    Just Chatting on AFK
  9. #5641
    There's so much content!
    — Graham, scrolling through LRR's YouTube channel [2018-12-26]
    Just Chatting on AFK
  10. #5640
    I say whatever I want and no one says "I'm dissapointed".
    — Adam [2018-12-26]
    Just Chatting on AFK
  11. #5639
    Yes, Twitch chat! Fill me with your thicc-ness.
    — Adam [2018-12-26]
    Just Chatting on AFK
  12. #5638
    I don't know, figure it out.
    — Kathleen [2018-12-26]
    Just Chatting on AFK
  13. #5637
    Nyarlathotep, I choose you!
    — Kathleen [2018-12-21]
    Talk Shows & Podcasts on Now Kiss!
  14. #5636
    Stop flirting with having a plot!
    — Kathleen [2018-12-21]
    OZMAFIA!! on Now Kiss!
  15. #5635
    We the Straights have a lot. I think we can share.
    — Kathleen [2018-12-21]
    OZMAFIA!! on Now Kiss!
  16. #5634
    Light a candle, have a dance party, whatever you need to do to get through the sads.
    — Kathleen [2018-12-21]
    OZMAFIA!! on Now Kiss!
  17. #5633
    Your head would literally come out your own ass if you did that.
    — James [2018-12-20]
    Steep on Games of Chance
  18. #5632
    I landed! Just not, y'know...slowly.
    — Paul [2018-12-20]
    Steep on Games of Chance
  19. #5631
    Can you unlock better friends?
    — Paul [2018-12-20]
    Steep on Games of Chance
  20. #5630
    Turns out you get to the bottom really fast when you don't have a parachute.
    — Paul [2018-12-20]
    Steep on Games of Chance
  21. #5629
    Help, we're stuck in a rabbid.
    — Paul [2018-12-20]
    Steep on Games of Chance
  22. #5628
    If video games have taught me anything, it's 'don't trust the voice over the radio.'
    — Paul [2018-12-20]
    Steep on Games of Chance
  23. #5627
    I wanna go out rich.
    — Beej [2018-12-19]
    Board Games on AFK
  24. #5626
    We shouldn't have killed the healer.
    — Ben [2018-12-19]
    Board Games on AFK
  25. #5625
    I believe you, Twitch chat. You wouldn't lie to me.
    — James [2018-12-18]
    Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More