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#5548

any number with a 9 in it is a sex number

— Adam [2018-11-27]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5547

Am I the only one who thinks this is fucking weird?

— Adam, on minecraft [2018-11-27]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5546

The Coffee is working.

— James [2018-11-27]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5545

That's all we're looking for really, someone to kiss all the dirt off our body.

— Adam [2018-11-24]
Dark Cloud 2 on Adam's Gamehaüs
#5544

We don't actually have to make tiny Princess Bride costumes that will fit on a roast chicken.

— Kathleen [2018-11-23]
None on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5543

Unkeep, uptap, drew.

— Cameron [2018-11-23]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5542

SUPER-ELLIPSES!

— Jacob, repeatedly [2018-11-23]
OZMAFIA!! on Now Kiss!
#5541

Don't you hate it when you think you're a duck?

— Paul [2018-11-22]
Golf Story on Games of Chance
#5540

There's documentation on the style guide, it's called looking down!

— Serge [2018-11-20]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5539

My favourite games are the games where the characters stay out of each other.

— Ian [2018-11-18]
Princess Debut on Rhythm Cafe
#5538

Have you tried trying?

— Heather [2018-11-18]
Princess Debut on Rhythm Cafe
#5537

Twitch chat's never let me down before.

— Adam [2018-11-17]
Dark Cloud 2 on Adam's Gamehaüs
#5536

'I'm going to take us to a serious place.' 'Winnipeg?'

— Graham and Ian [2018-11-15]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5535

I am Arthur, King of the Britons. What up?

— Matt [2018-11-15]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5534

I wanna be the dog with the hooch. That's me!

— Kathleen [2018-11-15]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5533

The best thing I could do is wrap Waluigi around my face.

— Serge [2018-11-15]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5532

My ankles feel exposed.

— Beej [2018-11-15]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5531

Ian doesn't tell me anything, that's why we're friends.

— Beej [2018-11-15]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5530

Not to be disgusting, but I burped, and it was the most pleasant burp I've had in a long time.

— Beej [2018-11-15]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5529

That is a great description for Part 2 of Step 35's first step.

— Dale [2018-11-15]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5528

Wow, Prime Minister Bieber used to be a rock star?

— Beej [2018-11-15]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5527

Milk in Canada is carbonated, except in Quebec, where it's fluoridated.

— Beej and Ian [2018-11-14]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5526

If I come out of this week being able to read Wingdings, I'm walking into the sea.

— Graham [2018-11-14]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5525

I've always wanted to go up your shirt.

— Graham, to Beej [2018-11-14]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5524

We are gathered here today to mourn the death of kayfabe.

— Jordan [2018-11-14]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope