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  1. #5948
    Is the ghost magnetic?
    — Paul [2019-03-27]
    Kageroh: Shadow Corridor on Let's NOPE
  2. #5947
    'So how was everybody's weekend?' 'It's Wednesday.'
    — Ben and James [2019-03-27]
    None on LRRMtG
  3. #5946
    I have questions but I don't want answers.
    — Cori [2019-03-26]
    A Mortician's Tale on Talking Simulator
  4. #5945
    Dump me in a river.
    — Cori [2019-03-26]
    A Mortician's Tale on Talking Simulator
  5. #5944
    If there's one thing James has a lot of it's face.
    — Serge [2019-03-26]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  6. #5943
    There's E3 the convention, and E3 the state of mind.
    — Paul [2019-03-25]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  7. #5942
    I appreciate the toasterness.
    — Paul [2019-03-25]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  8. #5941
    Only perfection goes up on the main channel.
    — Heather [2019-03-25]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  9. #5940
    Mixing water with other water is just not the same water.
    — Heather [2019-03-25]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  10. #5939
    I can't leave a man with two kinds of butter!
    — Bengineering [2019-03-20]
    Board Games on AFK
  11. #5938
    I can't be held responsible for the horrible things Beej and Ian do.
    — Graham [2019-03-20]
    None on LRRMtG
  12. #5937
    I'm a pretty basic Pizza boy.
    — James [2019-03-20]
    None on LRRMtG
  13. #5936
    Into the Ewok hole!
    — Cameron [2019-03-19]
    LEGO Star Wars: The Force Awakens on Talking Simulator
  14. #5935
    That's a skeleton, that's illegal.
    — Cori [2019-03-19]
    Hypnospace Outlaw on New Day Tewsday
  15. #5934
    Back in my day we didn't have beds.
    — RebelliousUno [2019-03-19]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  16. #5933
    To quote Uno: 'Leaves are extra buttery.'.
    — Serge [2019-03-19]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  17. #5932
    We have to do it the old fashion way: Cheating.
    — James [2019-03-19]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  18. #5931
    The world is saved by everybody working hard and trying their best.
    — Kathleen [2019-03-18]
    None on Dice Friends
  19. #5930
    We have an amazing sausage party.
    — Serge [2019-03-18]
    None on Dice Friends
  20. #5929
    You feel refreshed and not on fire -- well, maybe perhaps still lightly on fire.
    — Kathleen [2019-03-18]
    None on Dice Friends
  21. #5928
    I would say it's middlingly on fire at this point.
    — Kathleen [2019-03-18]
    None on Dice Friends
  22. #5927
    I'm gonna do this for the tree!
    — Bengineering, as Nog [2019-03-18]
    None on Dice Friends
  23. #5925
    I cast... I'm gonna hit you with a stick!
    — Ian, as Enor [2019-03-18]
    None on Dice Friends
  24. #5924
    I tend to not want to blame...people? For things?
    — Serge, as Molander [2019-03-18]
    None on Dice Friends
  25. #5923
    Maybe the NPC can save us!
    — Serge [2019-03-18]
    None on Dice Friends