Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#5692

I've gone through so much of my life without getting all the parasites.

— Cameron, as Avenir [2019-01-07]
None on Dice Friends
#5691

I think I had a dream about a dog, or maybe a hairy angel.

— Kathleen, as an NPC [2019-01-07]
None on Dice Friends
#5690

I roll him into the recovery position. With a foot.

— Cameron [2019-01-07]
None on Dice Friends
#5689

I become the sausage dog.

— Serge [2019-01-07]
None on Dice Friends
#5688

I have no idea why my dog went in the poop pipe but we have to follow it in there!

— Bengineering, as Nog [2019-01-07]
None on Dice Friends
#5687

I'm so sorry for him.

— Cameron, repeatedly, as Avenir [2019-01-07]
None on Dice Friends
#5686

Two outta ten! We're like halfway there!

— Bengineering, as Nog, in session 1 of a 10-session campaign after obtaining Signature #2/10 [2019-01-07]
None on Dice Friends
#5685

No one says no to a dog.

— Bengineering, as Nog [2019-01-07]
None on Dice Friends
#5684

Chainmail's like 90% pockets.

— Bengineering, as Nog [2019-01-07]
None on Dice Friends
#5683

Here I am, the nerd with the books.

— Cameron [2019-01-07]
None on Dice Friends
#5682

Continuity of jokes...! Welcome to Loading Ready Run.

— Graham [2019-01-04]
None on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5681

It's not cheating, it's just pulling a Serge!

— Paul [2019-01-04]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5680

Turns out I am most comfortable when you can't see any of my skin.

— Kathleen [2019-01-04]
Just Chatting on The Crapshoot
#5679

what do you think, all the Directors on the Internet?

— Graham, to chat [2019-01-04]
Just Chatting on The Crapshoot
#5678

I'm not having an argument about anime with you on the internet!

— Heather, to Beej [2019-01-04]
Just Chatting on The Crapshoot
#5677

'Why did that sound like an insult?' 'It was meant to sound like an insult. I've been practicing my delivery.'

— Graham and Heather [2019-01-04]
Just Chatting on The Crapshoot
#5676

Do we play Coy about the murdering?

— Kathleen [2019-01-04]
Hot Date on Now Kiss!
#5675

I'm the funniest person on the planet.

— Adam [2019-01-03]
Darkest Dungeon on Adam's Gamehaüs
#5674

I think Twitch chat's great.

— Adam [2019-01-03]
Darkest Dungeon on Adam's Gamehaüs
#5673

I'm not here to judge, I'm just here to correct you in a pedantic way.

— Kathleen [2019-01-03]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#5672

Smash rocks long enough and you level up, there's a metaphor in there somewhere.

— Paul [2019-01-03]
My Time at Portia on Games of Chance
#5671

I summon the power of STOOL!

— Paul [2019-01-03]
My Time at Portia on Games of Chance
#5670

Thank you, Chopin! But your heart is in another body!

— Heather [2016-01-27]
My Time at Portia on Games of Chance
#5669

If we all do it, it's not weird!

— Bengineering [2019-01-02]
Board Games on AFK
#5668

Suck it, Twitch chat!

— Adam [2019-01-02]
Board Games on AFK