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  1. #5703
    There's nothing on the line but having good times.
    — Shivam [2019-01-11]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  2. #5702
    I'm a Commander player. We do things poorly
    — Shivam [2019-01-11]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  3. #5701
    Orzhov, the Church with the Merch!
    — Cameron [2019-01-11]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  4. #5700
    Our mortality is the scariest video game.
    — Ben [2019-01-09]
    Amnesia: The Dark Descent on Let's NOPE
  5. #5699
    That's grosgusting.
    — Graham [2019-01-09]
    None on LRRMtG
  6. #5698
    Cori, do you think about what you say? ...Me either.
    — Matt Griffiths [2019-01-08]
    Cultist Simulator on Talking Simulator
  7. #5697
    The dread will do a thing, sometimes.
    — Cori [2019-01-08]
    Cultist Simulator on Talking Simulator
  8. #5696
    Look at this art.
    — Serge, on sheep [2019-01-08]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  9. #5695
    That depends on your definition of crime.
    — Serge [2019-01-08]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  10. #5694
    I'm so happy' 'I'm so....something'
    — Serge & RebelliousUno, On vanilla minecraft [2019-01-08]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  11. #5693
    My pride is sodden.
    — Cameron [2019-01-07]
    None on Dice Friends
  12. #5692
    I've gone through so much of my life without getting all the parasites.
    — Cameron, as Avenir [2019-01-07]
    None on Dice Friends
  13. #5691
    I think I had a dream about a dog, or maybe a hairy angel.
    — Kathleen, as an NPC [2019-01-07]
    None on Dice Friends
  14. #5690
    I roll him into the recovery position. With a foot.
    — Cameron [2019-01-07]
    None on Dice Friends
  15. #5689
    I become the sausage dog.
    — Serge [2019-01-07]
    None on Dice Friends
  16. #5688
    I have no idea why my dog went in the poop pipe but we have to follow it in there!
    — Bengineering, as Nog [2019-01-07]
    None on Dice Friends
  17. #5687
    I'm so sorry for him.
    — Cameron, repeatedly, as Avenir [2019-01-07]
    None on Dice Friends
  18. #5686
    Two outta ten! We're like halfway there!
    — Bengineering, as Nog, in session 1 of a 10-session campaign after obtaining Signature #2/10 [2019-01-07]
    None on Dice Friends
  19. #5685
    No one says no to a dog.
    — Bengineering, as Nog [2019-01-07]
    None on Dice Friends
  20. #5684
    Chainmail's like 90% pockets.
    — Bengineering, as Nog [2019-01-07]
    None on Dice Friends
  21. #5683
    Here I am, the nerd with the books.
    — Cameron [2019-01-07]
    None on Dice Friends
  22. #5682
    Continuity of jokes...! Welcome to Loading Ready Run.
    — Graham [2019-01-04]
    None on Friday Night Paper Fight
  23. #5681
    It's not cheating, it's just pulling a Serge!
    — Paul [2019-01-04]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  24. #5680
    Turns out I am most comfortable when you can't see any of my skin.
    — Kathleen [2019-01-04]
    Just Chatting on The Crapshoot
  25. #5679
    what do you think, all the Directors on the Internet?
    — Graham, to chat [2019-01-04]
    Just Chatting on The Crapshoot