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Most Magic decks work best when they're about 40% land and 25% to 40% creatures. Some decks can work with other amounts, but start with these numbers if you're not sure.
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  1. #5711
    The more people doubt me, the stronger I become.
    — Adam [2019-01-12]
    The Messenger on Adam's Gamehaüs
  2. #5710
    10,000 screaming spirits are trying to escape my body. I am a vessel of the cursed.
    — Adam [2019-01-11]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  3. #5709
    You ever see a bivalve swimming through the ocean?
    — Graham [2019-01-11]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  4. #5708
    Shoutouts to art.
    — Adam [2019-01-11]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  5. #5707
    Enormous churches and banks are my two favorite things.
    — Cameron [2019-01-11]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  6. #5706
    I'm probably going to lose, and I don't even care. This game is so much fun!
    — Shivam [2019-01-11]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  7. #5705
    It's Commander. The game doesn't start until you have twelve lands in play!
    — Shivam [2019-01-11]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  8. #5704
    Ha Ha, I'm in danger!
    — Graham, while actively in danger [2019-01-11]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  9. #5703
    There's nothing on the line but having good times.
    — Shivam [2019-01-11]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  10. #5702
    I'm a Commander player. We do things poorly
    — Shivam [2019-01-11]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  11. #5701
    Orzhov, the Church with the Merch!
    — Cameron [2019-01-11]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  12. #5700
    Our mortality is the scariest video game.
    — Ben [2019-01-09]
    Amnesia: The Dark Descent on Let's NOPE
  13. #5699
    That's grosgusting.
    — Graham [2019-01-09]
    None on LRRMtG
  14. #5698
    Cori, do you think about what you say? ...Me either.
    — Matt Griffiths [2019-01-08]
    Cultist Simulator on Talking Simulator
  15. #5697
    The dread will do a thing, sometimes.
    — Cori [2019-01-08]
    Cultist Simulator on Talking Simulator
  16. #5696
    Look at this art.
    — Serge, on sheep [2019-01-08]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  17. #5695
    That depends on your definition of crime.
    — Serge [2019-01-08]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  18. #5694
    I'm so happy' 'I'm so....something'
    — Serge & RebelliousUno, On vanilla minecraft [2019-01-08]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  19. #5693
    My pride is sodden.
    — Cameron [2019-01-07]
    None on Dice Friends
  20. #5692
    I've gone through so much of my life without getting all the parasites.
    — Cameron, as Avenir [2019-01-07]
    None on Dice Friends
  21. #5691
    I think I had a dream about a dog, or maybe a hairy angel.
    — Kathleen, as an NPC [2019-01-07]
    None on Dice Friends
  22. #5690
    I roll him into the recovery position. With a foot.
    — Cameron [2019-01-07]
    None on Dice Friends
  23. #5689
    I become the sausage dog.
    — Serge [2019-01-07]
    None on Dice Friends
  24. #5688
    I have no idea why my dog went in the poop pipe but we have to follow it in there!
    — Bengineering, as Nog [2019-01-07]
    None on Dice Friends
  25. #5687
    I'm so sorry for him.
    — Cameron, repeatedly, as Avenir [2019-01-07]
    None on Dice Friends