Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#5873

The land council has deemed you worthy!

— Adam [2019-03-08]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5872

That was a full-throated cloaca.

— Ian [2019-03-08]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5871

Cranking the Twiddlestick Charger is optional.

— Graham [2019-03-08]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5870

Make with the snipy-snipe.

— Paul [2019-03-07]
Star Wars: Republic Commando on Games of Chance
#5869

The English language has produced nothing of value.

— Ian [2019-03-06]
Board Games on AFK
#5868

I LOVE money.

— Matt Griffiths [2019-03-06]
Board Games on AFK
#5867

It's art right?

— Adam [2019-03-06]
imscared on Let's NOPE
#5866

Is this game breaking up with me?

— Adam [2019-03-06]
imscared on Let's NOPE
#5865

I only lied 2 out of 3 times, that's not bad!

— James [2019-03-05]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
#5864

CAUTION: THE ENEMY IS APPROACHING!

— Left Alive, repeatedly [2019-03-05]
Left Alive on New Day Tewsday
#5863

Serge why is every base better then ours? except for Uno's.

— James [2019-03-05]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5862

I just like the tubes man.

— James [2019-03-05]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5861

I saw my life flash before my eyes. It looked like a claw.

— Cameron, as Avenir [2019-03-04]
None on Dice Friends
#5860

It was neat.

— Ian, as Enor [2019-02-25]
None on Dice Friends
#5859

What's your clever idea that not going to work this time?

— Kathleen, to Ian [2019-03-04]
None on Dice Friends
#5858

Please don't milk the krasis.

— Serge [2019-03-04]
None on Dice Friends
#5857

It's the Simic: maybe it was intentional.

— Kathleen [2019-03-04]
None on Dice Friends
#5856

Nothing I say is weird.

— Adam [2019-03-02]
Dark Cloud 2 on Adam's Gamehaüs
#5855

I don't like you, you don't like me, but we both like Ben less.

— Serge [2019-03-01]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5854

I'd never think put my hand down my pants in a combat scenario.

— Kathleen [2019-03-01]
Butterfly Soup on Now Kiss!
#5853

Succubus is the opposite of Mother.

— Paul [2019-02-20]
None on LRRMtG
#5852

Yeah, extra high, that's how we like to play.

— Paul [2019-02-28]
Zone of the Enders: The 2nd Runner on Games of Chance
#5851

I shot the fan with my hacker gun until it exploded.

— Adam [2019-02-27]
Resident Evil 2 on Talking Simulator
#5850

Please buy giant pigeon!

— Cori [2019-02-26]
Occupy White Walls on Talking Simulator
#5849

We're troubleshooters. We find trouble and then shoot it.

— Cameron [2019-02-26]
Anthem on New Day Tewsday