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  1. #5678
    I'm not having an argument about anime with you on the internet!
    — Heather, to Beej [2019-01-04]
    Just Chatting on The Crapshoot
  2. #5677
    'Why did that sound like an insult?' 'It was meant to sound like an insult. I've been practicing my delivery.'
    — Graham and Heather [2019-01-04]
    Just Chatting on The Crapshoot
  3. #5676
    Do we play Coy about the murdering?
    — Kathleen [2019-01-04]
    Hot Date on Now Kiss!
  4. #5675
    I'm the funniest person on the planet.
    — Adam [2019-01-03]
    Darkest Dungeon on Adam's Gamehaüs
  5. #5674
    I think Twitch chat's great.
    — Adam [2019-01-03]
    Darkest Dungeon on Adam's Gamehaüs
  6. #5673
    I'm not here to judge, I'm just here to correct you in a pedantic way.
    — Kathleen [2019-01-03]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  7. #5672
    Smash rocks long enough and you level up, there's a metaphor in there somewhere.
    — Paul [2019-01-03]
    My Time at Portia on Games of Chance
  8. #5671
    I summon the power of STOOL!
    — Paul [2019-01-03]
    My Time at Portia on Games of Chance
  9. #5670
    Thank you, Chopin! But your heart is in another body!
    — Heather [2016-01-27]
    My Time at Portia on Games of Chance
  10. #5669
    If we all do it, it's not weird!
    — Bengineering [2019-01-02]
    Board Games on AFK
  11. #5668
    Suck it, Twitch chat!
    — Adam [2019-01-02]
    Board Games on AFK
  12. #5667
    It's a good thing I'm pretty.
    — Adam, stating the obvious [2019-01-02]
    Board Games on AFK
  13. #5666
    Wendy's, sponsor us!
    — Adam [2019-01-02]
    Board Games on AFK
  14. #5665
    Fish nightmares? My favourite!
    — Adam [2019-01-02]
    Board Games on AFK
  15. #5664
    Sometimes bad juju is bad you-you.
    — Adam [2019-01-02]
    Board Games on AFK
  16. #5663
    Beej has always been a child.
    — Bengineering [2019-01-02]
    Board Games on AFK
  17. #5662
    You don't make resolutions to KEEP them!
    — Bengineering [2019-01-02]
    Board Games on AFK
  18. #5661
    There's some kind of a ghost or whatever.
    — Graham [2019-01-02]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  19. #5660
    We would all be honoured to be confused with Adam.
    — Graham [2019-01-02]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  20. #5659
    I'm sorry for saying thoughts out loud sometimes.
    — Graham [2019-01-02]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  21. #5658
    What's the point of being in a room with no dead bodies?
    — Paul [2019-01-01]
    Return of the Obra Dinn on New Day Tewsday
  22. #5657
    Look, sometimes people just explode.
    — Paul [2019-01-01]
    Return of the Obra Dinn on New Day Tewsday
  23. #5656
    Good old Knifemouth, I'd know that butt anywhere.
    — Paul [2019-01-01]
    Return of the Obra Dinn on New Day Tewsday
  24. #5655
    Sometimes I try to look up why memes are memes and it's a bad idea every time.
    — Heather [2018-12-31]
    Just Chatting on CheckPoint Plus
  25. #5654
    We are not responsible for things that happen in the future.
    — Paul [2018-12-31]
    Just Chatting on CheckPoint Plus