Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#5576

Crab blew up.

— Minecraft [2018-12-11]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5575

I love my skin but it needs to be updated.

— James [2018-12-11]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5574

That's how you can tell she's competent: she's not one of us.

— Kathleen, about Heather [2018-12-10]
Taiko no Tatsujin: Drum Session on Dice Friends
#5573

Do any of you know...stuff...about stuff?

— Dale [2018-12-10]
Taiko no Tatsujin: Drum Session on Dice Friends
#5572

I guess I'm only at legendary.

— Dale [2018-12-10]
Taiko no Tatsujin: Drum Session on Dice Friends
#5571

I need to know if he's a magic fist man!

— Bengineering [2018-12-10]
Taiko no Tatsujin: Drum Session on Dice Friends
#5570

If you like porridge, you'll love soup!

— Bengineering, as Blaise [2018-12-10]
Taiko no Tatsujin: Drum Session on Dice Friends
#5569

I don't move fast but I'm warm.

— Kathleen [2018-12-10]
Taiko no Tatsujin: Drum Session on Dice Friends
#5568

You have an understanding with your sheep and they would never disappoint you.

— Kathleen [2018-12-10]
Taiko no Tatsujin: Drum Session on Dice Friends
#5567

It would be criminal to throw away brocade.

— Cameron [2018-12-10]
Taiko no Tatsujin: Drum Session on Dice Friends
#5566

For now, the sheep are my friends.

— Serge [2018-12-10]
Taiko no Tatsujin: Drum Session on Dice Friends
#5565

Let's play the "Congratulations" theme song.

— Heather [2018-12-09]
Taiko no Tatsujin: Drum Session on Rhythm Cafe
#5564

The "eh" comes raging out of me sometimes.

— Adam [2018-12-08]
Dark Cloud 2 on Adam's Gamehaüs
#5563

It turns out that all of the games that I like are games that people don't like.

— Ian [2018-12-06]
The Game Awards on Bonus Stream
#5562

From hell's heart bitch!

— Leelee [2018-12-07]
Super Smash Bros. Ultimate on AFK
#5561

A cross between underwear and the Jesus Christ!

— Beej [2018-12-05]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#5560

They're not misplays if we win.

— James [2018-12-05]
None on LRRMtG
#5559

It seems to be a weird and dangerous tradition.

— Serge [2018-12-04]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5558

I lost my first jaw that way.

— Ian [2018-12-01]
Music on LoadingReadyLive
#5557

Once we realise we're not good at things, we can get them done real quick.

— Ian [2018-12-01]
Music on LoadingReadyLive
#5556

That sounds like a YOU problem, chat.

— Bengineering [2018-11-30]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5555

Stop playing all these lands, I can't counter them!

— Jeremy White [2018-11-30]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5554

Never quote me.

— Ian [2018-11-29]
Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#5553

Always be good chat.

— James [2018-11-29]
No Man's Sky on Games of Chance
#5552

Don't quote me on that.

— James [2018-11-29]
No Man's Sky on Games of Chance