Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#5562

From hell's heart bitch!

— Leelee [2018-12-07]
Super Smash Bros. Ultimate on AFK
#5561

A cross between underwear and the Jesus Christ!

— Beej [2018-12-05]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#5560

They're not misplays if we win.

— James [2018-12-05]
None on LRRMtG
#5559

It seems to be a weird and dangerous tradition.

— Serge [2018-12-04]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5558

I lost my first jaw that way.

— Ian [2018-12-01]
Music on LoadingReadyLive
#5557

Once we realise we're not good at things, we can get them done real quick.

— Ian [2018-12-01]
Music on LoadingReadyLive
#5556

That sounds like a YOU problem, chat.

— Bengineering [2018-11-30]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5555

Stop playing all these lands, I can't counter them!

— Jeremy White [2018-11-30]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5554

Never quote me.

— Ian [2018-11-29]
Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#5553

Always be good chat.

— James [2018-11-29]
No Man's Sky on Games of Chance
#5552

Don't quote me on that.

— James [2018-11-29]
No Man's Sky on Games of Chance
#5551

If you're walking, you're losing.

— Adam [2018-11-27]
Darksiders III on New Day Tewsday
#5550

Adam is right

— Paul [2018-11-27]
Darksiders III on New Day Tewsday
#5549

How do you kickstart the sun? Nuke it like a good American!

— Adam [2018-11-27]
Darksiders III on New Day Tewsday
#5548

any number with a 9 in it is a sex number

— Adam [2018-11-27]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5547

Am I the only one who thinks this is fucking weird?

— Adam, on minecraft [2018-11-27]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5546

The Coffee is working.

— James [2018-11-27]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5545

That's all we're looking for really, someone to kiss all the dirt off our body.

— Adam [2018-11-24]
Dark Cloud 2 on Adam's Gamehaüs
#5544

We don't actually have to make tiny Princess Bride costumes that will fit on a roast chicken.

— Kathleen [2018-11-23]
None on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5543

Unkeep, uptap, drew.

— Cameron [2018-11-23]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5542

SUPER-ELLIPSES!

— Jacob, repeatedly [2018-11-23]
OZMAFIA!! on Now Kiss!
#5541

Don't you hate it when you think you're a duck?

— Paul [2018-11-22]
Golf Story on Games of Chance
#5540

There's documentation on the style guide, it's called looking down!

— Serge [2018-11-20]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5539

My favourite games are the games where the characters stay out of each other.

— Ian [2018-11-18]
Princess Debut on Rhythm Cafe
#5538

Have you tried trying?

— Heather [2018-11-18]
Princess Debut on Rhythm Cafe