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  1. #5641
    There's so much content!
    — Graham, scrolling through LRR's YouTube channel [2018-12-26]
    Just Chatting on AFK
  2. #5640
    I say whatever I want and no one says "I'm dissapointed".
    — Adam [2018-12-26]
    Just Chatting on AFK
  3. #5639
    Yes, Twitch chat! Fill me with your thicc-ness.
    — Adam [2018-12-26]
    Just Chatting on AFK
  4. #5638
    I don't know, figure it out.
    — Kathleen [2018-12-26]
    Just Chatting on AFK
  5. #5637
    Nyarlathotep, I choose you!
    — Kathleen [2018-12-21]
    Talk Shows & Podcasts on Now Kiss!
  6. #5636
    Stop flirting with having a plot!
    — Kathleen [2018-12-21]
    OZMAFIA!! on Now Kiss!
  7. #5635
    We the Straights have a lot. I think we can share.
    — Kathleen [2018-12-21]
    OZMAFIA!! on Now Kiss!
  8. #5634
    Light a candle, have a dance party, whatever you need to do to get through the sads.
    — Kathleen [2018-12-21]
    OZMAFIA!! on Now Kiss!
  9. #5633
    Your head would literally come out your own ass if you did that.
    — James [2018-12-20]
    Steep on Games of Chance
  10. #5632
    I landed! Just not, y'know...slowly.
    — Paul [2018-12-20]
    Steep on Games of Chance
  11. #5631
    Can you unlock better friends?
    — Paul [2018-12-20]
    Steep on Games of Chance
  12. #5630
    Turns out you get to the bottom really fast when you don't have a parachute.
    — Paul [2018-12-20]
    Steep on Games of Chance
  13. #5629
    Help, we're stuck in a rabbid.
    — Paul [2018-12-20]
    Steep on Games of Chance
  14. #5628
    If video games have taught me anything, it's 'don't trust the voice over the radio.'
    — Paul [2018-12-20]
    Steep on Games of Chance
  15. #5627
    I wanna go out rich.
    — Beej [2018-12-19]
    Board Games on AFK
  16. #5626
    We shouldn't have killed the healer.
    — Ben [2018-12-19]
    Board Games on AFK
  17. #5625
    I believe you, Twitch chat. You wouldn't lie to me.
    — James [2018-12-18]
    Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
  18. #5624
    I'm very good at complaining.
    — James [2018-12-18]
    Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
  19. #5623
    I don't know why I'm continuing this farce.
    — James [2018-12-18]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  20. #5622
    Chat is now just history of my losing.
    — James [2018-12-18]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  21. #5621
    Mistakes were made, then imbibed.
    — Cameron [2018-12-17]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  22. #5620
    It's the opposite of pugilism, it's friendship!
    — Kathleen [2018-12-17]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  23. #5619
    Lead with your heart, not with your bones!
    — Bengineering, as Blaise [2018-12-17]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  24. #5618
    Nothing says Christmas like drowning antediluvian insect queens in magma.
    — Cameron [2018-12-17]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  25. #5617
    When you're carving wording into your flesh, you really want to watch the descenders.
    — Ian [2018-12-17]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends