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  1. #5684
    Chainmail's like 90% pockets.
    — Bengineering, as Nog [2019-01-07]
    None on Dice Friends
  2. #5683
    Here I am, the nerd with the books.
    — Cameron [2019-01-07]
    None on Dice Friends
  3. #5682
    Continuity of jokes...! Welcome to Loading Ready Run.
    — Graham [2019-01-04]
    None on Friday Night Paper Fight
  4. #5681
    It's not cheating, it's just pulling a Serge!
    — Paul [2019-01-04]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  5. #5680
    Turns out I am most comfortable when you can't see any of my skin.
    — Kathleen [2019-01-04]
    Just Chatting on The Crapshoot
  6. #5679
    what do you think, all the Directors on the Internet?
    — Graham, to chat [2019-01-04]
    Just Chatting on The Crapshoot
  7. #5678
    I'm not having an argument about anime with you on the internet!
    — Heather, to Beej [2019-01-04]
    Just Chatting on The Crapshoot
  8. #5677
    'Why did that sound like an insult?' 'It was meant to sound like an insult. I've been practicing my delivery.'
    — Graham and Heather [2019-01-04]
    Just Chatting on The Crapshoot
  9. #5676
    Do we play Coy about the murdering?
    — Kathleen [2019-01-04]
    Hot Date on Now Kiss!
  10. #5675
    I'm the funniest person on the planet.
    — Adam [2019-01-03]
    Darkest Dungeon on Adam's Gamehaüs
  11. #5674
    I think Twitch chat's great.
    — Adam [2019-01-03]
    Darkest Dungeon on Adam's Gamehaüs
  12. #5673
    I'm not here to judge, I'm just here to correct you in a pedantic way.
    — Kathleen [2019-01-03]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  13. #5672
    Smash rocks long enough and you level up, there's a metaphor in there somewhere.
    — Paul [2019-01-03]
    My Time at Portia on Games of Chance
  14. #5671
    I summon the power of STOOL!
    — Paul [2019-01-03]
    My Time at Portia on Games of Chance
  15. #5670
    Thank you, Chopin! But your heart is in another body!
    — Heather [2016-01-27]
    My Time at Portia on Games of Chance
  16. #5669
    If we all do it, it's not weird!
    — Bengineering [2019-01-02]
    Board Games on AFK
  17. #5668
    Suck it, Twitch chat!
    — Adam [2019-01-02]
    Board Games on AFK
  18. #5667
    It's a good thing I'm pretty.
    — Adam, stating the obvious [2019-01-02]
    Board Games on AFK
  19. #5666
    Wendy's, sponsor us!
    — Adam [2019-01-02]
    Board Games on AFK
  20. #5665
    Fish nightmares? My favourite!
    — Adam [2019-01-02]
    Board Games on AFK
  21. #5664
    Sometimes bad juju is bad you-you.
    — Adam [2019-01-02]
    Board Games on AFK
  22. #5663
    Beej has always been a child.
    — Bengineering [2019-01-02]
    Board Games on AFK
  23. #5662
    You don't make resolutions to KEEP them!
    — Bengineering [2019-01-02]
    Board Games on AFK
  24. #5661
    There's some kind of a ghost or whatever.
    — Graham [2019-01-02]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  25. #5660
    We would all be honoured to be confused with Adam.
    — Graham [2019-01-02]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play