Quotes – LRRbot

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#5537

Twitch chat's never let me down before.

— Adam [2018-11-17]
Dark Cloud 2 on Adam's Gamehaüs
#5536

'I'm going to take us to a serious place.' 'Winnipeg?'

— Graham and Ian [2018-11-15]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5535

I am Arthur, King of the Britons. What up?

— Matt [2018-11-15]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5534

I wanna be the dog with the hooch. That's me!

— Kathleen [2018-11-15]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5533

The best thing I could do is wrap Waluigi around my face.

— Serge [2018-11-15]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5532

My ankles feel exposed.

— Beej [2018-11-15]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5531

Ian doesn't tell me anything, that's why we're friends.

— Beej [2018-11-15]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5530

Not to be disgusting, but I burped, and it was the most pleasant burp I've had in a long time.

— Beej [2018-11-15]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5529

That is a great description for Part 2 of Step 35's first step.

— Dale [2018-11-15]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5528

Wow, Prime Minister Bieber used to be a rock star?

— Beej [2018-11-15]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5527

Milk in Canada is carbonated, except in Quebec, where it's fluoridated.

— Beej and Ian [2018-11-14]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5526

If I come out of this week being able to read Wingdings, I'm walking into the sea.

— Graham [2018-11-14]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5525

I've always wanted to go up your shirt.

— Graham, to Beej [2018-11-14]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5524

We are gathered here today to mourn the death of kayfabe.

— Jordan [2018-11-14]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5523

That was A LOT.

— Kathleen, with regards to Desert Bus South [2018-11-14]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5522

Only dead people can be your friends.

— Kathleen [2018-11-14]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5521

What do people who aren't me want?

— Kathleen [2018-11-13]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5520

I can be your unwilling victim, Kathleen.

— Graham [2018-11-13]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5519

'The pain is on the inside.' 'Yeah, where it belongs.'

— Kathleen and Graham [2018-11-13]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5518

Beej suffocated to death under piles, and piles of Narutos.

— Cameron [2018-11-13]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5517

Is this a Naruto?

— Kolin, holding what is definitely not a Naruto [2018-11-13]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5516

Is Fortnite the Freebird of streaming?

— Cameron [2018-11-13]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5515

Gout's not a joke kids.

— James [2018-11-12]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5514

He'll draw your Original Character, or "OC"; he'll draw your Derivative Character, or "Marvel".

— Ian, of Ken Steacy [2018-11-12]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5513

I can only do so many things at once, and it turns out "so many things" is one.

— Kathleen [2018-11-12]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope