Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#5715

I could do your job! ...I don't know what your job is, so I'm not going to.

— Ian [2019-01-13]
Fitness Boxing on Rhythm Cafe
#5714

I was promised punching!

— Heather [2019-01-13]
Fitness Boxing on Rhythm Cafe
#5713

I think I have a butt already...

— Heather [2019-01-13]
Fitness Boxing on Rhythm Cafe
#5712

I have a lot of friends. It's nice.

— Beej [2019-01-13]
YIIK: A Postmodern RPG on Bonus Stream
#5711

The more people doubt me, the stronger I become.

— Adam [2019-01-12]
The Messenger on Adam's Gamehaüs
#5710

10,000 screaming spirits are trying to escape my body. I am a vessel of the cursed.

— Adam [2019-01-11]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5709

You ever see a bivalve swimming through the ocean?

— Graham [2019-01-11]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5708

Shoutouts to art.

— Adam [2019-01-11]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5707

Enormous churches and banks are my two favorite things.

— Cameron [2019-01-11]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5706

I'm probably going to lose, and I don't even care. This game is so much fun!

— Shivam [2019-01-11]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5705

It's Commander. The game doesn't start until you have twelve lands in play!

— Shivam [2019-01-11]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5704

Ha Ha, I'm in danger!

— Graham, while actively in danger [2019-01-11]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5703

There's nothing on the line but having good times.

— Shivam [2019-01-11]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5702

I'm a Commander player. We do things poorly

— Shivam [2019-01-11]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5701

Orzhov, the Church with the Merch!

— Cameron [2019-01-11]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5700

Our mortality is the scariest video game.

— Ben [2019-01-09]
Amnesia: The Dark Descent on Let's NOPE
#5699

That's grosgusting.

— Graham [2019-01-09]
None on LRRMtG
#5698

Cori, do you think about what you say? ...Me either.

— Matt Griffiths [2019-01-08]
Cultist Simulator on Talking Simulator
#5697

The dread will do a thing, sometimes.

— Cori [2019-01-08]
Cultist Simulator on Talking Simulator
#5696

Look at this art.

— Serge, on sheep [2019-01-08]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5695

That depends on your definition of crime.

— Serge [2019-01-08]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5694

I'm so happy' 'I'm so....something'

— Serge & RebelliousUno, On vanilla minecraft [2019-01-08]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5693

My pride is sodden.

— Cameron [2019-01-07]
None on Dice Friends
#5692

I've gone through so much of my life without getting all the parasites.

— Cameron, as Avenir [2019-01-07]
None on Dice Friends
#5691

I think I had a dream about a dog, or maybe a hairy angel.

— Kathleen, as an NPC [2019-01-07]
None on Dice Friends