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  1. #5662
    You don't make resolutions to KEEP them!
    — Bengineering [2019-01-02]
    Board Games on AFK
  2. #5661
    There's some kind of a ghost or whatever.
    — Graham [2019-01-02]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  3. #5660
    We would all be honoured to be confused with Adam.
    — Graham [2019-01-02]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  4. #5659
    I'm sorry for saying thoughts out loud sometimes.
    — Graham [2019-01-02]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  5. #5658
    What's the point of being in a room with no dead bodies?
    — Paul [2019-01-01]
    Return of the Obra Dinn on New Day Tewsday
  6. #5657
    Look, sometimes people just explode.
    — Paul [2019-01-01]
    Return of the Obra Dinn on New Day Tewsday
  7. #5656
    Good old Knifemouth, I'd know that butt anywhere.
    — Paul [2019-01-01]
    Return of the Obra Dinn on New Day Tewsday
  8. #5655
    Sometimes I try to look up why memes are memes and it's a bad idea every time.
    — Heather [2018-12-31]
    Just Chatting on CheckPoint Plus
  9. #5654
    We are not responsible for things that happen in the future.
    — Paul [2018-12-31]
    Just Chatting on CheckPoint Plus
  10. #5653
    It's got an octopus, it's gonna taste like octopus. Beej can drink it.
    — Ian [2018-12-30]
    Melody's Escape on Rhythm Cafe
  11. #5652
    It's good that we have all of our chat teeth.
    — Ian [2018-12-30]
    Melody's Escape on Rhythm Cafe
  12. #5651
    That's why I never read books. They're so BAD.
    — Adam [2018-12-29]
    Darkest Dungeon on Adam's Gamehaüs
  13. #5650
    Bookshelves are always bad.
    — Adam [2018-12-29]
    Darkest Dungeon on Adam's Gamehaüs
  14. #5649
    We got a Tank, we're gonna be bangin a lot of stuff.
    — Paul [2018-12-27]
    Valkyria Chronicles 4 on Games of Chance
  15. #5648
    Our chat has so many little arrows in it, it looks like someone has forwarded us an email.
    — Paul [2018-12-26]
    Just Chatting on AFK
  16. #5647
    I try to be supportive...when I feel like it.
    — Beej [2018-12-26]
    Just Chatting on AFK
  17. #5646
    I'm not here to make friends; I'm already friends with all of you.
    — Kathleen [2018-12-26]
    Just Chatting on AFK
  18. #5645
    I got real good at drawing penises.
    — Graham [2018-12-26]
    Just Chatting on AFK
  19. #5643
    Kirby is the kind of kid that sits in the back of class and eats glue sticks like they were Push Pops.
    — Adam [2018-12-26]
    Just Chatting on AFK
  20. #5642
    Kirby is the kind of person that licks envelopes because he likes the taste.
    — Adam [2018-12-26]
    Just Chatting on AFK
  21. #5641
    There's so much content!
    — Graham, scrolling through LRR's YouTube channel [2018-12-26]
    Just Chatting on AFK
  22. #5640
    I say whatever I want and no one says "I'm dissapointed".
    — Adam [2018-12-26]
    Just Chatting on AFK
  23. #5639
    Yes, Twitch chat! Fill me with your thicc-ness.
    — Adam [2018-12-26]
    Just Chatting on AFK
  24. #5638
    I don't know, figure it out.
    — Kathleen [2018-12-26]
    Just Chatting on AFK
  25. #5637
    Nyarlathotep, I choose you!
    — Kathleen [2018-12-21]
    Talk Shows & Podcasts on Now Kiss!