Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#5634

Light a candle, have a dance party, whatever you need to do to get through the sads.

— Kathleen [2018-12-21]
OZMAFIA!! on Now Kiss!
#5633

Your head would literally come out your own ass if you did that.

— James [2018-12-20]
Steep on Games of Chance
#5632

I landed! Just not, y'know...slowly.

— Paul [2018-12-20]
Steep on Games of Chance
#5631

Can you unlock better friends?

— Paul [2018-12-20]
Steep on Games of Chance
#5630

Turns out you get to the bottom really fast when you don't have a parachute.

— Paul [2018-12-20]
Steep on Games of Chance
#5629

Help, we're stuck in a rabbid.

— Paul [2018-12-20]
Steep on Games of Chance
#5628

If video games have taught me anything, it's 'don't trust the voice over the radio.'

— Paul [2018-12-20]
Steep on Games of Chance
#5627

I wanna go out rich.

— Beej [2018-12-19]
Board Games on AFK
#5626

We shouldn't have killed the healer.

— Ben [2018-12-19]
Board Games on AFK
#5625

I believe you, Twitch chat. You wouldn't lie to me.

— James [2018-12-18]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
#5624

I'm very good at complaining.

— James [2018-12-18]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
#5623

I don't know why I'm continuing this farce.

— James [2018-12-18]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#5622

Chat is now just history of my losing.

— James [2018-12-18]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#5621

Mistakes were made, then imbibed.

— Cameron [2018-12-17]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#5620

It's the opposite of pugilism, it's friendship!

— Kathleen [2018-12-17]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#5619

Lead with your heart, not with your bones!

— Bengineering, as Blaise [2018-12-17]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#5618

Nothing says Christmas like drowning antediluvian insect queens in magma.

— Cameron [2018-12-17]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#5617

When you're carving wording into your flesh, you really want to watch the descenders.

— Ian [2018-12-17]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#5616

I don't think you can carve a permanent magical scar into yourself with a Wheaty Nibble.

— Dale [2018-12-17]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#5615

I'm actually prepared to give myself over to a life of evil and misdeeds.

— Kathleen, as Stina [2018-12-17]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#5614

My wood was great!

— Serge [2018-12-17]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#5613

All right, exposition!

— Bengineering [2018-12-17]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#5612

I always knew my phobia of commitment would get me in trouble one day.

— Kathleen, as Stina [2018-12-17]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#5611

A fair attempt at butt-picking is all you need.

— Dale [2018-12-17]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#5610

Sometimes warnings are just lies.

— Heather [2018-12-17]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends