Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#5481

The troglodytes can't judge the King.

— Adam [2018-11-06]
Diablo III: Reaper of Souls on New Day Tewsday
#5480

My alpaca hole is glowing.

— Ian [2018-11-04]
Taiko no Tatsujin: Session de Dodon ga Don! on Rhythm Cafe
#5479

Always split the party, right?

— Dale [2018-10-29]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#5478

In my world, cowboys tinkle. Okay Twitch chat?

— Adam [2018-11-03]
Red Dead Redemption 2 on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5477

It's a power move to show up at a commander game with ten Sol Rings on all of your fingers.

— Serge [2018-11-02]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5476

I went to a weird Halifax place, I have to not go there again.

— Kathleen [2018-11-02]
Music on The Crapshoot
#5475

Time is hard on the internet.

— Ian [2018-11-01]
Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#5474

Here, have some smashed assholes.

— Graham [2018-11-01]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#5473

James is expendable.

— James [2018-11-01]
The Oregon Trail on Games of Chance
#5472

We're immune to your disease, let's all go to Denny's!

— Bengineering [2018-10-31]
Board Games on AFK
#5471

Betrayals are fun. I'm having fun!

— Adam [2018-10-31]
Board Games on AFK
#5470

I have no idea what's going on here. This is great.

— Ian [2018-10-31]
Board Games on AFK
#5469

Joke's on you, I'm already a loser.

— Adam [2018-10-31]
Board Games on AFK
#5468

Please critique my dab.

— Serge [2018-10-31]
Board Games on AFK
#5467

This guy SUCKS!

— Adam, repeatedly [2018-10-31]
Call of Cthulhu - The Video Game on Let's NOPE
#5466

I'm a landlubber, not a landfighter.

— Adam [2018-10-31]
Call of Cthulhu - The Video Game on Let's NOPE
#5465

I'm going full Donald Duck on this.

— Ben, on pants [2018-10-31]
Call of Cthulhu - The Video Game on Let's NOPE
#5464

It's Ya Boi Satan Clause!

— Ben [2018-10-31]
Call of Cthulhu - The Video Game on Let's NOPE
#5463

Why do I even talk?

— James [2018-10-31]
None on LRRMtG
#5462

Watching me on mute is just better really.

— James [2018-10-31]
None on LRRMtG
#5461

That's what gamers like: realism.

— Adam [2018-10-30]
Red Dead Redemption 2 on New Day Tewsday
#5460

The only people I'll be nice to is Twitch chat.

— Adam [2018-10-30]
Red Dead Redemption 2 on New Day Tewsday
#5459

You can't rob somebody with this hat!

— Adam [2018-10-30]
Red Dead Redemption 2 on New Day Tewsday
#5458

Nobody touches my pizza friend!

— Adam, as Psinaps [2018-10-29]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#5457

'I'm gonna pick up a rock and lick it.' 'What does it taste like?' '...I'm a robot.'

— Cori and Rodney [2018-10-29]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends