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  1. #5590
    I'm a glutton for punishment, but I'm having fun and that's what matters.
    — Ian [2018-12-13]
    Food & Drink on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  2. #5589
    I'm a pierogi machine, no one can stop me! I'm mad with dumpling power.
    — Kathleen [2018-12-13]
    Food & Drink on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  3. #5588
    I live dangerously. I do what I want. I'm a strong independent woman who don't need no gastrointestinal tract.
    — Kathleen [2018-12-13]
    Food & Drink on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  4. #5587
    I don't think people should beat themselves up if their shit doesn't turn out right. Everything's okay.
    — Kathleen [2018-12-13]
    Food & Drink on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  5. #5586
    I bought six eggs. Suck it, Horner.
    — Kathleen [2018-12-13]
    Food & Drink on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  6. #5585
    Work on your balance, assholes!
    — Paul [2018-12-13]
    Super Smash Bros. Ultimate on Games of Chance
  7. #5584
    Charizard scares me.
    — Adam [2018-12-13]
    Super Smash Bros. Ultimate on Games of Chance
  8. #5583
    I did not know Ian knew how to magic!
    — Ben [2018-12-12]
    Board Games on AFK
  9. #5582
    I flame-punched a mosquito!
    — Ian [2018-12-12]
    Board Games on AFK
  10. #5581
    Take nothing but pictures...and ancient cursed treasure.
    — Graham [2018-12-12]
    Board Games on AFK
  11. #5580
    Fucking forsooth and shit.
    — Adam [2018-12-12]
    Amnesia: The Dark Descent on Let's NOPE
  12. #5579
    Classic TQ, making everybody thirsty.
    — Serge [2018-12-11]
    Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
  13. #5578
    No, don't punch my butt! My butt is not for punchin'.
    — James [2018-12-11]
    Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
  14. #5577
    I feel like I'm gonna have a really confused poop later.
    — Jacob [2018-12-11]
    Ashen on New Day Tewsday
  15. #5576
    Crab blew up.
    — Minecraft [2018-12-11]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  16. #5575
    I love my skin but it needs to be updated.
    — James [2018-12-11]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  17. #5574
    That's how you can tell she's competent: she's not one of us.
    — Kathleen, about Heather [2018-12-10]
    Taiko no Tatsujin: Drum Session on Dice Friends
  18. #5573
    Do any of you know...stuff...about stuff?
    — Dale [2018-12-10]
    Taiko no Tatsujin: Drum Session on Dice Friends
  19. #5572
    I guess I'm only at legendary.
    — Dale [2018-12-10]
    Taiko no Tatsujin: Drum Session on Dice Friends
  20. #5571
    I need to know if he's a magic fist man!
    — Bengineering [2018-12-10]
    Taiko no Tatsujin: Drum Session on Dice Friends
  21. #5570
    If you like porridge, you'll love soup!
    — Bengineering, as Blaise [2018-12-10]
    Taiko no Tatsujin: Drum Session on Dice Friends
  22. #5569
    I don't move fast but I'm warm.
    — Kathleen [2018-12-10]
    Taiko no Tatsujin: Drum Session on Dice Friends
  23. #5568
    You have an understanding with your sheep and they would never disappoint you.
    — Kathleen [2018-12-10]
    Taiko no Tatsujin: Drum Session on Dice Friends
  24. #5567
    It would be criminal to throw away brocade.
    — Cameron [2018-12-10]
    Taiko no Tatsujin: Drum Session on Dice Friends
  25. #5566
    For now, the sheep are my friends.
    — Serge [2018-12-10]
    Taiko no Tatsujin: Drum Session on Dice Friends