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#5512

Why play solitaire when you can play blue?

— Bengineering [2018-11-12]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5511

Always help your friends dab, kids.

— Bengineering [2018-11-12]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5510

I appreciate that your advice is "stay in school, but don't pay attention".

— Paul, to James [2018-11-12]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5509

I enjoy stealing. It's as simple as that.

— Ian [2018-11-12]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5508

Reveal to me your secret desires!

— Ian, as Skeletor [2018-11-11]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5507

Get tender, fools!

— Jacob [2018-11-11]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5506

I just travel a lot and I'm dumb.

— Jacob [2018-11-11]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5505

Put me in Smash, you cowards.

— Graham [2018-11-11]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5504

As long as Paul can see out of it, it's a fort. If he can't see out of it, it's a tomb.

— Serge [2018-11-11]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5503

Bowls are nice to eat out of, ya know?

— Beej [2018-11-11]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5502

Because we own ourselves...constantly.

— Beej [2018-11-11]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5501

It was like the entire dog was a weenis.

— Alex [2018-11-10]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5500

I danced my pronouns off!

— Andrew [2018-11-10]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5499

People with beards are just people without beards, with beards.

— Matt [2018-11-10]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5498

The fact that you weren't confused by that fills me with confidence.

— Graham [2018-11-10]
Keep Talking and Nobody Legos on Desert Bus for Hope
#5497

Don't musically edge our staff.

— Graham [2018-11-09]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5496

I'm not your dad. I haven't met your dad, but I've met my child, and the math doesn't add up.

— Graham, to Ben [2018-11-09]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5495

The same again, please. Wetter this time.

— Graham [2018-11-09]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5494

My brain works!

— Ian [2018-11-09]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5493

Paste all attributes responsibly.

— Graham [2018-11-09]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5492

All right, chat, wind down the teeth.

— Lindsay [2018-11-09]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5491

Hi, Penelope! I love you. Mommy's kind of a nihilist.

— Kathleen [2018-11-09]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5490

Don't make me do the Potato Erotica Dance again!

— Kathleen, issued as a threat [2018-11-09]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5489

Its not murder if they are asleep right twitch chat?

— Adam [2018-11-08]
Red Dead Redemption 2 on Adam's Gamehaüs
#5488

Ban that sick filth!

— Beej, of owls [2018-11-08]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope