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  1. #5602
    The walnuts can only make it better.
    — Graham [2018-12-15]
    None on LoadingReadyLive
  2. #5601
    It's spicy in my throat!
    — Bengineering [2018-12-15]
    None on LoadingReadyLive
  3. #5600
    Heather and I, we know what we're doing when it comes to decorating a man.
    — Kathleen [2018-12-15]
    None on LoadingReadyLive
  4. #5599
    Maybe we'll just make love.
    — Adam [2018-12-15]
    Dark Cloud 2 on Adam's Gamehaüs
  5. #5598
    I think I just like getting fucked by games.
    — Adam [2018-12-15]
    Dark Cloud 2 on Adam's Gamehaüs
  6. #5597
    One of these days I'm going to play Magic on stream, I swear.
    — Cameron [2018-12-14]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  7. #5596
    Necromancers: Healers that just didn't give up.
    — Jacob [2018-12-14]
    Games + Demos on Now Kiss!
  8. #5595
    Preparation is the key to laziness.
    — Jacob [2018-12-14]
    Games + Demos on Now Kiss!
  9. #5593
    I feel like if I was an actual animal I would be some sort of weasel. Long, furry, and ill-tempered.
    — Kathleen [2018-12-14]
    Games + Demos on Now Kiss!
  10. #5592
    Hypothetical situation: what if we DIDN'T have ethics?
    — Adam [2018-12-14]
    None on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  11. #5591
    I'm trying to put "pro" into "pierogi" and it's already there!
    — Kathleen [2018-12-13]
    Food & Drink on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  12. #5590
    I'm a glutton for punishment, but I'm having fun and that's what matters.
    — Ian [2018-12-13]
    Food & Drink on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  13. #5589
    I'm a pierogi machine, no one can stop me! I'm mad with dumpling power.
    — Kathleen [2018-12-13]
    Food & Drink on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  14. #5588
    I live dangerously. I do what I want. I'm a strong independent woman who don't need no gastrointestinal tract.
    — Kathleen [2018-12-13]
    Food & Drink on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  15. #5587
    I don't think people should beat themselves up if their shit doesn't turn out right. Everything's okay.
    — Kathleen [2018-12-13]
    Food & Drink on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  16. #5586
    I bought six eggs. Suck it, Horner.
    — Kathleen [2018-12-13]
    Food & Drink on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  17. #5585
    Work on your balance, assholes!
    — Paul [2018-12-13]
    Super Smash Bros. Ultimate on Games of Chance
  18. #5584
    Charizard scares me.
    — Adam [2018-12-13]
    Super Smash Bros. Ultimate on Games of Chance
  19. #5583
    I did not know Ian knew how to magic!
    — Ben [2018-12-12]
    Board Games on AFK
  20. #5582
    I flame-punched a mosquito!
    — Ian [2018-12-12]
    Board Games on AFK
  21. #5581
    Take nothing but pictures...and ancient cursed treasure.
    — Graham [2018-12-12]
    Board Games on AFK
  22. #5580
    Fucking forsooth and shit.
    — Adam [2018-12-12]
    Amnesia: The Dark Descent on Let's NOPE
  23. #5579
    Classic TQ, making everybody thirsty.
    — Serge [2018-12-11]
    Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
  24. #5578
    No, don't punch my butt! My butt is not for punchin'.
    — James [2018-12-11]
    Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
  25. #5577
    I feel like I'm gonna have a really confused poop later.
    — Jacob [2018-12-11]
    Ashen on New Day Tewsday

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