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  1. #5487
    You're saying as long as we stay within the range we could reach with an SDI cable, we have wireless video.
    — Paul [2018-11-08]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  2. #5486
    You can go back to your eggplant now.
    — Graham [2018-11-08]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  3. #5485
    An MIT slap fight is what happens when two people in Klingon cosplay collide on their segways.
    — Cameron [2018-11-08]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  4. #5484
    Is that for when the Sun drifts?
    — Alex, on timezones [2018-11-07]
    Stellaris on Watch and Play
  5. #5483
    Ben and I communicate in vines.
    — Graham [2018-11-07]
    Stellaris on LRRMtG
  6. #5482
    Yeah, I put the Adam in Nostradamus!
    — Adam [2018-11-07]
    Stellaris on LRRMtG
  7. #5481
    The troglodytes can't judge the King.
    — Adam [2018-11-06]
    Diablo III: Reaper of Souls on New Day Tewsday
  8. #5480
    My alpaca hole is glowing.
    — Ian [2018-11-04]
    Taiko no Tatsujin: Session de Dodon ga Don! on Rhythm Cafe
  9. #5479
    Always split the party, right?
    — Dale [2018-10-29]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  10. #5478
    In my world, cowboys tinkle. Okay Twitch chat?
    — Adam [2018-11-03]
    Red Dead Redemption 2 on Friday Night Paper Fight
  11. #5477
    It's a power move to show up at a commander game with ten Sol Rings on all of your fingers.
    — Serge [2018-11-02]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  12. #5476
    I went to a weird Halifax place, I have to not go there again.
    — Kathleen [2018-11-02]
    Music on The Crapshoot
  13. #5475
    Time is hard on the internet.
    — Ian [2018-11-01]
    Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  14. #5474
    Here, have some smashed assholes.
    — Graham [2018-11-01]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  15. #5473
    James is expendable.
    — James [2018-11-01]
    The Oregon Trail on Games of Chance
  16. #5472
    We're immune to your disease, let's all go to Denny's!
    — Bengineering [2018-10-31]
    Board Games on AFK
  17. #5471
    Betrayals are fun. I'm having fun!
    — Adam [2018-10-31]
    Board Games on AFK
  18. #5470
    I have no idea what's going on here. This is great.
    — Ian [2018-10-31]
    Board Games on AFK
  19. #5469
    Joke's on you, I'm already a loser.
    — Adam [2018-10-31]
    Board Games on AFK
  20. #5468
    Please critique my dab.
    — Serge [2018-10-31]
    Board Games on AFK
  21. #5467
    This guy SUCKS!
    — Adam, repeatedly [2018-10-31]
    Call of Cthulhu - The Video Game on Let's NOPE
  22. #5466
    I'm a landlubber, not a landfighter.
    — Adam [2018-10-31]
    Call of Cthulhu - The Video Game on Let's NOPE
  23. #5465
    I'm going full Donald Duck on this.
    — Ben, on pants [2018-10-31]
    Call of Cthulhu - The Video Game on Let's NOPE
  24. #5464
    It's Ya Boi Satan Clause!
    — Ben [2018-10-31]
    Call of Cthulhu - The Video Game on Let's NOPE
  25. #5463
    Why do I even talk?
    — James [2018-10-31]
    None on LRRMtG

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