Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#5820

Imagine a bee the size of a rat with a sword.

— Graham [2019-02-13]
None on LRRMtG
#5819

You haven't had a poop until you've had a pizza bagel poop.

— Jacob [2019-02-12]
Arcade Spirits on Now Kiss!
#5818

I knew exactly what was going to happen, and I did it anyway.

— James [2019-02-12]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5817

I don't know how to pronounce 98% of our users names.

— James [2019-02-12]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5816

How much of that Carpet is on fire?

— RebelliousUno [2019-02-12]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5815

You're getting oily today, Cameron.

— Bengineering [2019-02-11]
None on Dice Friends
#5814

Be you, be free! Express yourself.

— Serge, as Molander [2019-02-11]
None on Dice Friends
#5813

We all know the struggle of knowing someone named Matt.

— Cameron, as Avenir [2019-02-11]
None on Dice Friends
#5812

Everyone keeps saying I have boundary issues, and I don't get that because I don't have boundaries so where are the issues?!

— Serge, as Molander [2019-02-11]
None on Dice Friends
#5811

I look forward to retiring and having fun.

— Cameron, as Avenir [2019-02-11]
None on Dice Friends
#5810

Let's go to a dream world where there's no snow.

— Serge [2019-02-11]
None on Dice Friends
#5809

I just wanted to give you guys a chance to talk about how great I am. But you know what, that's fine. I can do it myself!

— Kathleen [2019-02-11]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#5808

When you don't worry about things, everything goes your way!

— Heather [2019-02-10]
Gal Metal on Rhythm Cafe
#5807

I'm gonna swing my arms around and be terrible at it!

— Heather [2019-02-10]
Gal Metal on Rhythm Cafe
#5806

Help! I've lost grandma!

— Adam [2019-02-09]
Dark Cloud 2 on Games of Chance
#5805

This is it!

— Adam, famous last words [2019-02-09]
Dark Cloud 2 on Adam's Gamehaüs
#5804

Suck my asshole!

— Adam, to Twitch chat [2019-02-09]
Dark Cloud 2 on Adam's Gamehaüs
#5803

There is not a worse feeling in the entire world than being wrong on the internet.

— Adam [2019-02-08]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5802

Well... "piece of shit" is such a strong word...

— Adam [2019-02-08]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5801

TRIBAL!

— Ben, 4 player Chaos Winston Draft [2019-02-09]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5800

Nothing says rub your loins like hot buttery popcorn!

— Kathleen [2019-02-08]
Arcade Spirits on Now Kiss!
#5799

oh my greatest weakness? I'm a bitch.

— Kathleen [2019-02-08]
Arcade Spirits on Now Kiss!
#5798

My nose is getting a tea enema.

— Jacob [2019-02-08]
Arcade Spirits on Now Kiss!
#5797

There's only one thing we say to the god of sprue... oh, you piece of shit!

— Alex [2019-02-07]
Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#5796

Well that's another beautiful thing that's been ruined by Ian Horner.

— Adam [2019-02-06]
Board Games on AFK