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  1. #5565
    Let's play the "Congratulations" theme song.
    — Heather [2018-12-09]
    Taiko no Tatsujin: Drum Session on Rhythm Cafe
  2. #5564
    The "eh" comes raging out of me sometimes.
    — Adam [2018-12-08]
    Dark Cloud 2 on Adam's Gamehaüs
  3. #5563
    It turns out that all of the games that I like are games that people don't like.
    — Ian [2018-12-06]
    The Game Awards on Bonus Stream
  4. #5562
    From hell's heart bitch!
    — Leelee [2018-12-07]
    Super Smash Bros. Ultimate on AFK
  5. #5561
    A cross between underwear and the Jesus Christ!
    — Beej [2018-12-05]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  6. #5560
    They're not misplays if we win.
    — James [2018-12-05]
    None on LRRMtG
  7. #5559
    It seems to be a weird and dangerous tradition.
    — Serge [2018-12-04]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  8. #5558
    I lost my first jaw that way.
    — Ian [2018-12-01]
    Music on LoadingReadyLive
  9. #5557
    Once we realise we're not good at things, we can get them done real quick.
    — Ian [2018-12-01]
    Music on LoadingReadyLive
  10. #5556
    That sounds like a YOU problem, chat.
    — Bengineering [2018-11-30]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  11. #5555
    Stop playing all these lands, I can't counter them!
    — Jeremy White [2018-11-30]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  12. #5554
    Never quote me.
    — Ian [2018-11-29]
    Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  13. #5553
    Always be good chat.
    — James [2018-11-29]
    No Man's Sky on Games of Chance
  14. #5552
    Don't quote me on that.
    — James [2018-11-29]
    No Man's Sky on Games of Chance
  15. #5551
    If you're walking, you're losing.
    — Adam [2018-11-27]
    Darksiders III on New Day Tewsday
  16. #5550
    Adam is right
    — Paul [2018-11-27]
    Darksiders III on New Day Tewsday
  17. #5549
    How do you kickstart the sun? Nuke it like a good American!
    — Adam [2018-11-27]
    Darksiders III on New Day Tewsday
  18. #5548
    any number with a 9 in it is a sex number
    — Adam [2018-11-27]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  19. #5547
    Am I the only one who thinks this is fucking weird?
    — Adam, on minecraft [2018-11-27]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  20. #5546
    The Coffee is working.
    — James [2018-11-27]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  21. #5545
    That's all we're looking for really, someone to kiss all the dirt off our body.
    — Adam [2018-11-24]
    Dark Cloud 2 on Adam's Gamehaüs
  22. #5544
    We don't actually have to make tiny Princess Bride costumes that will fit on a roast chicken.
    — Kathleen [2018-11-23]
    None on Friday Night Paper Fight
  23. #5543
    Unkeep, uptap, drew.
    — Cameron [2018-11-23]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  24. #5542
    SUPER-ELLIPSES!
    — Jacob, repeatedly [2018-11-23]
    OZMAFIA!! on Now Kiss!
  25. #5541
    Don't you hate it when you think you're a duck?
    — Paul [2018-11-22]
    Golf Story on Games of Chance