Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#5611

A fair attempt at butt-picking is all you need.

— Dale [2018-12-17]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#5610

Sometimes warnings are just lies.

— Heather [2018-12-17]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#5609

Sometimes the books are actually evil.

— Kathleen [2018-12-17]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#5608

Sadness is not tax-deductible.

— Kathleen [2018-12-17]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#5607

If it can't be bone, let's make it nice.

— Ian [2018-12-16]
Santa Rockstar HD on Rhythm Cafe
#5606

I like you very well the way you are.

— Heather [2018-12-16]
Santa Rockstar HD on Rhythm Cafe
#5605

Take gender roles out of Christmas.

— Ian [2018-12-16]
Santa Rockstar HD on Rhythm Cafe
#5604

I will believe you because you invoked the McElroy name.

— Heather [2018-12-16]
Santa Rockstar HD on Rhythm Cafe
#5603

You can strum keyboards if you're Santa.

— Ian [2018-12-16]
Santa Rockstar HD on Rhythm Cafe
#5602

The walnuts can only make it better.

— Graham [2018-12-15]
None on LoadingReadyLive
#5601

It's spicy in my throat!

— Bengineering [2018-12-15]
None on LoadingReadyLive
#5600

Heather and I, we know what we're doing when it comes to decorating a man.

— Kathleen [2018-12-15]
None on LoadingReadyLive
#5599

Maybe we'll just make love.

— Adam [2018-12-15]
Dark Cloud 2 on Adam's Gamehaüs
#5598

I think I just like getting fucked by games.

— Adam [2018-12-15]
Dark Cloud 2 on Adam's Gamehaüs
#5597

One of these days I'm going to play Magic on stream, I swear.

— Cameron [2018-12-14]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5596

Necromancers: Healers that just didn't give up.

— Jacob [2018-12-14]
Games + Demos on Now Kiss!
#5595

Preparation is the key to laziness.

— Jacob [2018-12-14]
Games + Demos on Now Kiss!
#5593

I feel like if I was an actual animal I would be some sort of weasel. Long, furry, and ill-tempered.

— Kathleen [2018-12-14]
Games + Demos on Now Kiss!
#5592

Hypothetical situation: what if we DIDN'T have ethics?

— Adam [2018-12-14]
None on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#5591

I'm trying to put "pro" into "pierogi" and it's already there!

— Kathleen [2018-12-13]
Food & Drink on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#5590

I'm a glutton for punishment, but I'm having fun and that's what matters.

— Ian [2018-12-13]
Food & Drink on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#5589

I'm a pierogi machine, no one can stop me! I'm mad with dumpling power.

— Kathleen [2018-12-13]
Food & Drink on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#5588

I live dangerously. I do what I want. I'm a strong independent woman who don't need no gastrointestinal tract.

— Kathleen [2018-12-13]
Food & Drink on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#5587

I don't think people should beat themselves up if their shit doesn't turn out right. Everything's okay.

— Kathleen [2018-12-13]
Food & Drink on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#5586

I bought six eggs. Suck it, Horner.

— Kathleen [2018-12-13]
Food & Drink on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry