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#5527

Milk in Canada is carbonated, except in Quebec, where it's fluoridated.

— Beej and Ian [2018-11-14]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5526

If I come out of this week being able to read Wingdings, I'm walking into the sea.

— Graham [2018-11-14]
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#5525

I've always wanted to go up your shirt.

— Graham, to Beej [2018-11-14]
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#5524

We are gathered here today to mourn the death of kayfabe.

— Jordan [2018-11-14]
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#5523

That was A LOT.

— Kathleen, with regards to Desert Bus South [2018-11-14]
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#5522

Only dead people can be your friends.

— Kathleen [2018-11-14]
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#5521

What do people who aren't me want?

— Kathleen [2018-11-13]
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#5520

I can be your unwilling victim, Kathleen.

— Graham [2018-11-13]
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#5519

'The pain is on the inside.' 'Yeah, where it belongs.'

— Kathleen and Graham [2018-11-13]
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#5518

Beej suffocated to death under piles, and piles of Narutos.

— Cameron [2018-11-13]
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#5517

Is this a Naruto?

— Kolin, holding what is definitely not a Naruto [2018-11-13]
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#5516

Is Fortnite the Freebird of streaming?

— Cameron [2018-11-13]
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#5515

Gout's not a joke kids.

— James [2018-11-12]
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#5514

He'll draw your Original Character, or "OC"; he'll draw your Derivative Character, or "Marvel".

— Ian, of Ken Steacy [2018-11-12]
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#5513

I can only do so many things at once, and it turns out "so many things" is one.

— Kathleen [2018-11-12]
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#5512

Why play solitaire when you can play blue?

— Bengineering [2018-11-12]
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#5511

Always help your friends dab, kids.

— Bengineering [2018-11-12]
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#5510

I appreciate that your advice is "stay in school, but don't pay attention".

— Paul, to James [2018-11-12]
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#5509

I enjoy stealing. It's as simple as that.

— Ian [2018-11-12]
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#5508

Reveal to me your secret desires!

— Ian, as Skeletor [2018-11-11]
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#5507

Get tender, fools!

— Jacob [2018-11-11]
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#5506

I just travel a lot and I'm dumb.

— Jacob [2018-11-11]
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#5505

Put me in Smash, you cowards.

— Graham [2018-11-11]
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#5504

As long as Paul can see out of it, it's a fort. If he can't see out of it, it's a tomb.

— Serge [2018-11-11]
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#5503

Bowls are nice to eat out of, ya know?

— Beej [2018-11-11]
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