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  1. #5398
    That thing that you're not familiar with? It's a lot like that.
    — Cameron [2018-10-15]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  2. #5397
    You all feel suspiciously well supported.
    — Cameron, as GM [2018-10-15]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  3. #5396
    I can and will break you in half.
    — Kathleen, as Jessica [2018-10-15]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  4. #5395
    Lets not wave you around, let's support your butt at all times.
    — Kathleen [2018-10-15]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  5. #5394
    In Checkpoint, we don't lie.
    — Paul [2018-10-13]
    Just Chatting on AFK
  6. #5393
    What? I was hungry. lrrEFF off!
    — Matt [2018-05-16]
    Just Chatting on AFK
  7. #5392
    Chat's vision is based on motion. If you don't move, they'll assume the stream froze.
    — Cameron [2018-10-12]
    None on The Crapshoot
  8. #5391
    You know the rule: No hurting yourself off camera!
    — Heather [2018-10-12]
    Music on The Crapshoot
  9. #5390
    These are edible right?
    — Graham [2018-10-12]
    Music on The Crapshoot
  10. #5389
    Lets bench it up!
    — Paul [2018-10-11]
    Dead Space 2 on Games of Chance
  11. #5388
    No, my teddy bear!
    — Paul [2018-10-11]
    Dead Space 2 on Games of Chance
  12. #5387
    He's a floppy piece of cheese.
    — Ben, about James [2018-10-10]
    Board Games on AFK
  13. #5386
    Don't put my skin on your bones!
    — Graham [2018-10-10]
    Board Games on AFK
  14. #5385
    There's a whole Subreddit for that now.
    — Graham [2018-10-10]
    Super Benbo Quest on Watch and Play
  15. #5384
    When he busts out a burn, you feel it for awhile.
    — Graham, on Paul [2018-10-10]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  16. #5383
    For 24 hours, I was having fun with twitter again.
    — James [2018-10-10]
    None on LRRMtG
  17. #5382
    I DON'T WANNA DIE -- Aw dammit I died.
    — James [2018-10-09]
    Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
  18. #5381
    Please stop moving so I can click on your head!
    — Serge [2018-10-09]
    Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
  19. #5380
    Don't give me a stick if you don't want me to use it.
    — Kathleen [2018-10-09]
    Disgaea: Hour of Darkness on New Day Tewsday
  20. #5379
    Why did you put butts on my work?
    — Serge [2018-10-09]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  21. #5378
    Yeah, that's right. I've got friends, they're real...
    — James [2018-10-09]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  22. #5377
    There's no way you can make a man in a skin-tight blue jumpsuit look cool.
    — Ian [2018-10-08]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  23. #5376
    Hey kids, unflatten your earballs: it's time for Rhythm Cafe!
    — Ian [2018-10-07]
    Beat Hazard on Rhythm Cafe
  24. #5375
    I'm coming around on breasts.
    — Beej [2018-10-06]
    Music on LoadingReadyLive
  25. #5374
    The best way to add a flavour to anything is just to burn it.
    — Serge [2018-10-06]
    Music on LoadingReadyLive

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