Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#5406

Turns out Satan kinda sucks at game programming.

— Paul [2018-10-18]
Pony Island on Games of Chance
#5405

I hate fun.

— Adam [2018-10-17]
Board Games on AFK
#5404

I hate being constrained by shoes.

— Adam [2018-10-17]
None on LRRMtG
#5403

oooo, woooo!

— Serge [2018-10-16]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5402

That's for the Timezones to decide.

— James [2018-10-16]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5401

We should just throw diamonds at each other to flaunt our wealth.

— Serge [2018-10-16]
None on Dice Friends
#5400

It wasn't supposed to be a murder mystery, it was supposed to be a class action lawsuit!

— Kathleen, as Jessica [2018-10-15]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#5399

'What's that smell?' 'Bad life choices.'

— Serge and Kathleen, as @Franky and Jessica [2018-10-15]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#5398

That thing that you're not familiar with? It's a lot like that.

— Cameron [2018-10-15]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#5397

You all feel suspiciously well supported.

— Cameron, as GM [2018-10-15]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#5396

I can and will break you in half.

— Kathleen, as Jessica [2018-10-15]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#5395

Lets not wave you around, let's support your butt at all times.

— Kathleen [2018-10-15]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#5394

In Checkpoint, we don't lie.

— Paul [2018-10-13]
Just Chatting on AFK
#5393

What? I was hungry. lrrEFF off!

— Matt [2018-05-16]
Just Chatting on AFK
#5392

Chat's vision is based on motion. If you don't move, they'll assume the stream froze.

— Cameron [2018-10-12]
None on The Crapshoot
#5391

You know the rule: No hurting yourself off camera!

— Heather [2018-10-12]
Music on The Crapshoot
#5390

These are edible right?

— Graham [2018-10-12]
Music on The Crapshoot
#5389

Lets bench it up!

— Paul [2018-10-11]
Dead Space 2 on Games of Chance
#5388

No, my teddy bear!

— Paul [2018-10-11]
Dead Space 2 on Games of Chance
#5387

He's a floppy piece of cheese.

— Ben, about James [2018-10-10]
Board Games on AFK
#5386

Don't put my skin on your bones!

— Graham [2018-10-10]
Board Games on AFK
#5385

There's a whole Subreddit for that now.

— Graham [2018-10-10]
Super Benbo Quest on Watch and Play
#5384

When he busts out a burn, you feel it for awhile.

— Graham, on Paul [2018-10-10]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#5383

For 24 hours, I was having fun with twitter again.

— James [2018-10-10]
None on LRRMtG
#5382

I DON'T WANNA DIE -- Aw dammit I died.

— James [2018-10-09]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More