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  1. #5526
    If I come out of this week being able to read Wingdings, I'm walking into the sea.
    — Graham [2018-11-14]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  2. #5525
    I've always wanted to go up your shirt.
    — Graham, to Beej [2018-11-14]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  3. #5524
    We are gathered here today to mourn the death of kayfabe.
    — Jordan [2018-11-14]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  4. #5523
    That was A LOT.
    — Kathleen, with regards to Desert Bus South [2018-11-14]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  5. #5522
    Only dead people can be your friends.
    — Kathleen [2018-11-14]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  6. #5521
    What do people who aren't me want?
    — Kathleen [2018-11-13]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  7. #5520
    I can be your unwilling victim, Kathleen.
    — Graham [2018-11-13]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  8. #5519
    'The pain is on the inside.' 'Yeah, where it belongs.'
    — Kathleen and Graham [2018-11-13]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  9. #5518
    Beej suffocated to death under piles, and piles of Narutos.
    — Cameron [2018-11-13]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  10. #5517
    Is this a Naruto?
    — Kolin, holding what is definitely not a Naruto [2018-11-13]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  11. #5516
    Is Fortnite the Freebird of streaming?
    — Cameron [2018-11-13]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  12. #5515
    Gout's not a joke kids.
    — James [2018-11-12]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  13. #5514
    He'll draw your Original Character, or "OC"; he'll draw your Derivative Character, or "Marvel".
    — Ian, of Ken Steacy [2018-11-12]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  14. #5513
    I can only do so many things at once, and it turns out "so many things" is one.
    — Kathleen [2018-11-12]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  15. #5512
    Why play solitaire when you can play blue?
    — Bengineering [2018-11-12]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  16. #5511
    Always help your friends dab, kids.
    — Bengineering [2018-11-12]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  17. #5510
    I appreciate that your advice is "stay in school, but don't pay attention".
    — Paul, to James [2018-11-12]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  18. #5509
    I enjoy stealing. It's as simple as that.
    — Ian [2018-11-12]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  19. #5508
    Reveal to me your secret desires!
    — Ian, as Skeletor [2018-11-11]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  20. #5507
    Get tender, fools!
    — Jacob [2018-11-11]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  21. #5506
    I just travel a lot and I'm dumb.
    — Jacob [2018-11-11]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  22. #5505
    Put me in Smash, you cowards.
    — Graham [2018-11-11]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  23. #5504
    As long as Paul can see out of it, it's a fort. If he can't see out of it, it's a tomb.
    — Serge [2018-11-11]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  24. #5503
    Bowls are nice to eat out of, ya know?
    — Beej [2018-11-11]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  25. #5502
    Because we own ourselves...constantly.
    — Beej [2018-11-11]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope