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#5517

Is this a Naruto?

— Kolin, holding what is definitely not a Naruto [2018-11-13]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5516

Is Fortnite the Freebird of streaming?

— Cameron [2018-11-13]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5515

Gout's not a joke kids.

— James [2018-11-12]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5514

He'll draw your Original Character, or "OC"; he'll draw your Derivative Character, or "Marvel".

— Ian, of Ken Steacy [2018-11-12]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5513

I can only do so many things at once, and it turns out "so many things" is one.

— Kathleen [2018-11-12]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5512

Why play solitaire when you can play blue?

— Bengineering [2018-11-12]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5511

Always help your friends dab, kids.

— Bengineering [2018-11-12]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5510

I appreciate that your advice is "stay in school, but don't pay attention".

— Paul, to James [2018-11-12]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5509

I enjoy stealing. It's as simple as that.

— Ian [2018-11-12]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5508

Reveal to me your secret desires!

— Ian, as Skeletor [2018-11-11]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5507

Get tender, fools!

— Jacob [2018-11-11]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5506

I just travel a lot and I'm dumb.

— Jacob [2018-11-11]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5505

Put me in Smash, you cowards.

— Graham [2018-11-11]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5504

As long as Paul can see out of it, it's a fort. If he can't see out of it, it's a tomb.

— Serge [2018-11-11]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5503

Bowls are nice to eat out of, ya know?

— Beej [2018-11-11]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5502

Because we own ourselves...constantly.

— Beej [2018-11-11]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5501

It was like the entire dog was a weenis.

— Alex [2018-11-10]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5500

I danced my pronouns off!

— Andrew [2018-11-10]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5499

People with beards are just people without beards, with beards.

— Matt [2018-11-10]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5498

The fact that you weren't confused by that fills me with confidence.

— Graham [2018-11-10]
Keep Talking and Nobody Legos on Desert Bus for Hope
#5497

Don't musically edge our staff.

— Graham [2018-11-09]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5496

I'm not your dad. I haven't met your dad, but I've met my child, and the math doesn't add up.

— Graham, to Ben [2018-11-09]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5495

The same again, please. Wetter this time.

— Graham [2018-11-09]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5494

My brain works!

— Ian [2018-11-09]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5493

Paste all attributes responsibly.

— Graham [2018-11-09]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope