Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#5396

I can and will break you in half.

— Kathleen, as Jessica [2018-10-15]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#5395

Lets not wave you around, let's support your butt at all times.

— Kathleen [2018-10-15]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#5394

In Checkpoint, we don't lie.

— Paul [2018-10-13]
Just Chatting on AFK
#5393

What? I was hungry. lrrEFF off!

— Matt [2018-05-16]
Just Chatting on AFK
#5392

Chat's vision is based on motion. If you don't move, they'll assume the stream froze.

— Cameron [2018-10-12]
None on The Crapshoot
#5391

You know the rule: No hurting yourself off camera!

— Heather [2018-10-12]
Music on The Crapshoot
#5390

These are edible right?

— Graham [2018-10-12]
Music on The Crapshoot
#5389

Lets bench it up!

— Paul [2018-10-11]
Dead Space 2 on Games of Chance
#5388

No, my teddy bear!

— Paul [2018-10-11]
Dead Space 2 on Games of Chance
#5387

He's a floppy piece of cheese.

— Ben, about James [2018-10-10]
Board Games on AFK
#5386

Don't put my skin on your bones!

— Graham [2018-10-10]
Board Games on AFK
#5385

There's a whole Subreddit for that now.

— Graham [2018-10-10]
Super Benbo Quest on Watch and Play
#5384

When he busts out a burn, you feel it for awhile.

— Graham, on Paul [2018-10-10]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#5383

For 24 hours, I was having fun with twitter again.

— James [2018-10-10]
None on LRRMtG
#5382

I DON'T WANNA DIE -- Aw dammit I died.

— James [2018-10-09]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
#5381

Please stop moving so I can click on your head!

— Serge [2018-10-09]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
#5380

Don't give me a stick if you don't want me to use it.

— Kathleen [2018-10-09]
Disgaea: Hour of Darkness on New Day Tewsday
#5379

Why did you put butts on my work?

— Serge [2018-10-09]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5378

Yeah, that's right. I've got friends, they're real...

— James [2018-10-09]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5377

There's no way you can make a man in a skin-tight blue jumpsuit look cool.

— Ian [2018-10-08]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#5376

Hey kids, unflatten your earballs: it's time for Rhythm Cafe!

— Ian [2018-10-07]
Beat Hazard on Rhythm Cafe
#5375

I'm coming around on breasts.

— Beej [2018-10-06]
Music on LoadingReadyLive
#5374

The best way to add a flavour to anything is just to burn it.

— Serge [2018-10-06]
Music on LoadingReadyLive
#5373

I have no idea what Beej just said, he said some Japanese stuff, and my brain just shut off.

— Adam [2018-10-06]
Bloodborne on Adam's Gamehaüs
#5372

"Whirlygig" is the best word to say.

— Adam [2018-10-06]
Bloodborne on Adam's Gamehaüs