Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#5589

I'm a pierogi machine, no one can stop me! I'm mad with dumpling power.

— Kathleen [2018-12-13]
Food & Drink on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#5588

I live dangerously. I do what I want. I'm a strong independent woman who don't need no gastrointestinal tract.

— Kathleen [2018-12-13]
Food & Drink on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#5587

I don't think people should beat themselves up if their shit doesn't turn out right. Everything's okay.

— Kathleen [2018-12-13]
Food & Drink on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#5586

I bought six eggs. Suck it, Horner.

— Kathleen [2018-12-13]
Food & Drink on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#5585

Work on your balance, assholes!

— Paul [2018-12-13]
Super Smash Bros. Ultimate on Games of Chance
#5584

Charizard scares me.

— Adam [2018-12-13]
Super Smash Bros. Ultimate on Games of Chance
#5583

I did not know Ian knew how to magic!

— Ben [2018-12-12]
Board Games on AFK
#5582

I flame-punched a mosquito!

— Ian [2018-12-12]
Board Games on AFK
#5581

Take nothing but pictures...and ancient cursed treasure.

— Graham [2018-12-12]
Board Games on AFK
#5580

Fucking forsooth and shit.

— Adam [2018-12-12]
Amnesia: The Dark Descent on Let's NOPE
#5579

Classic TQ, making everybody thirsty.

— Serge [2018-12-11]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
#5578

No, don't punch my butt! My butt is not for punchin'.

— James [2018-12-11]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
#5577

I feel like I'm gonna have a really confused poop later.

— Jacob [2018-12-11]
Ashen on New Day Tewsday
#5576

Crab blew up.

— Minecraft [2018-12-11]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5575

I love my skin but it needs to be updated.

— James [2018-12-11]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5574

That's how you can tell she's competent: she's not one of us.

— Kathleen, about Heather [2018-12-10]
Taiko no Tatsujin: Drum Session on Dice Friends
#5573

Do any of you know...stuff...about stuff?

— Dale [2018-12-10]
Taiko no Tatsujin: Drum Session on Dice Friends
#5572

I guess I'm only at legendary.

— Dale [2018-12-10]
Taiko no Tatsujin: Drum Session on Dice Friends
#5571

I need to know if he's a magic fist man!

— Bengineering [2018-12-10]
Taiko no Tatsujin: Drum Session on Dice Friends
#5570

If you like porridge, you'll love soup!

— Bengineering, as Blaise [2018-12-10]
Taiko no Tatsujin: Drum Session on Dice Friends
#5569

I don't move fast but I'm warm.

— Kathleen [2018-12-10]
Taiko no Tatsujin: Drum Session on Dice Friends
#5568

You have an understanding with your sheep and they would never disappoint you.

— Kathleen [2018-12-10]
Taiko no Tatsujin: Drum Session on Dice Friends
#5567

It would be criminal to throw away brocade.

— Cameron [2018-12-10]
Taiko no Tatsujin: Drum Session on Dice Friends
#5566

For now, the sheep are my friends.

— Serge [2018-12-10]
Taiko no Tatsujin: Drum Session on Dice Friends
#5565

Let's play the "Congratulations" theme song.

— Heather [2018-12-09]
Taiko no Tatsujin: Drum Session on Rhythm Cafe