Quotes – LRRbot

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#5646

I'm not here to make friends; I'm already friends with all of you.

— Kathleen [2018-12-26]
Just Chatting on AFK
#5645

I got real good at drawing penises.

— Graham [2018-12-26]
Just Chatting on AFK
#5643

Kirby is the kind of kid that sits in the back of class and eats glue sticks like they were Push Pops.

— Adam [2018-12-26]
Just Chatting on AFK
#5642

Kirby is the kind of person that licks envelopes because he likes the taste.

— Adam [2018-12-26]
Just Chatting on AFK
#5641

There's so much content!

— Graham, scrolling through LRR's YouTube channel [2018-12-26]
Just Chatting on AFK
#5640

I say whatever I want and no one says "I'm dissapointed".

— Adam [2018-12-26]
Just Chatting on AFK
#5639

Yes, Twitch chat! Fill me with your thicc-ness.

— Adam [2018-12-26]
Just Chatting on AFK
#5638

I don't know, figure it out.

— Kathleen [2018-12-26]
Just Chatting on AFK
#5637

Nyarlathotep, I choose you!

— Kathleen [2018-12-21]
Talk Shows & Podcasts on Now Kiss!
#5636

Stop flirting with having a plot!

— Kathleen [2018-12-21]
OZMAFIA!! on Now Kiss!
#5635

We the Straights have a lot. I think we can share.

— Kathleen [2018-12-21]
OZMAFIA!! on Now Kiss!
#5634

Light a candle, have a dance party, whatever you need to do to get through the sads.

— Kathleen [2018-12-21]
OZMAFIA!! on Now Kiss!
#5633

Your head would literally come out your own ass if you did that.

— James [2018-12-20]
Steep on Games of Chance
#5632

I landed! Just not, y'know...slowly.

— Paul [2018-12-20]
Steep on Games of Chance
#5631

Can you unlock better friends?

— Paul [2018-12-20]
Steep on Games of Chance
#5630

Turns out you get to the bottom really fast when you don't have a parachute.

— Paul [2018-12-20]
Steep on Games of Chance
#5629

Help, we're stuck in a rabbid.

— Paul [2018-12-20]
Steep on Games of Chance
#5628

If video games have taught me anything, it's 'don't trust the voice over the radio.'

— Paul [2018-12-20]
Steep on Games of Chance
#5627

I wanna go out rich.

— Beej [2018-12-19]
Board Games on AFK
#5626

We shouldn't have killed the healer.

— Ben [2018-12-19]
Board Games on AFK
#5625

I believe you, Twitch chat. You wouldn't lie to me.

— James [2018-12-18]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
#5624

I'm very good at complaining.

— James [2018-12-18]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
#5623

I don't know why I'm continuing this farce.

— James [2018-12-18]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#5622

Chat is now just history of my losing.

— James [2018-12-18]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#5621

Mistakes were made, then imbibed.

— Cameron [2018-12-17]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends