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  1. #5354
    No, I don't want to get on the horse, I want to put a chicken in there.
    — RebelliousUno [2018-10-02]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  2. #5353
    At least we obfuscate the horror.
    — Serge [2018-10-02]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  3. #5352
    Now we can get back to what's really important: throwing bread at Serge.
    — James [2018-10-02]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  4. #5351
    I don't think I need to farm pandas.
    — Serge [2018-10-02]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  5. #5350
    What a strange life we lead - actually, mostly you. Mine's normal.
    — Kathleen, to Beej [2018-10-01]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  6. #5349
    We can count the emus if you want, but I would prefer not to.
    — Beej [2018-10-01]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  7. #5348
    I look forward to failing majestically.
    — Heather [2018-09-30]
    SpaceTone on Rhythm Cafe
  8. #5347
    We built this house of lies on a foundation of truth, so that you can trust our lies!
    — Ian [2018-09-30]
    SpaceTone on Rhythm Cafe
  9. #5346
    And now, to just never die. Which I guess is just regular life advice?
    — Ian [2018-09-29]
    Soldat on Adam's Gamehaüs
  10. #5345
    Now we can focus on the real enemy – each other.
    — Julie
    PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDS on Adam's Gamehaüs
  11. #5344
    It's not moving, therefore it's an enemy.
    — Serge [2018-09-29]
    PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDS on Adam's Gamehaüs
  12. #5343
    I was seduced by the melon!
    — Alex [2018-09-29]
    Garry's Mod on Adam's Gamehaüs
  13. #5342
    'I'm not asking for death.' 'Oh you are.' 'I really am.'
    — Serge and Matt [2018-09-29]
    Starcraft on Adam's Gamehaüs
  14. #5341
    Oh, eating raw chicken is bad.
    — Ben [2018-09-29]
    Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
  15. #5340
    'Cori died.' 'It's okay, I got better!'
    — James and Cori [2018-09-29]
    Rocket League on Adam's Gamehaüs
  16. #5338
    Fight me like an eyeball!
    — Serge [2018-09-29]
    Quake III Arena on Adam's Gamehaüs
  17. #5337
    It's why they call me Brendan "Beej" Dromedery.
    — Beej [2018-09-28]
    Talk Shows & Podcasts on Now Kiss!
  18. #5336
    Before you can experience Beej, you must appreciate Beej.
    — Graham [2018-09-28]
    Talk Shows & Podcasts on Now Kiss!
  19. #5335
    You know who's sexier than Matt, though? Ashton.
    — James [2018-09-27]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  20. #5334
    We aren't buying Canada ice cream!
    — Graham [2018-09-27]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  21. #5333
    Easy mode is the way to go.
    — James [2018-09-27]
    Invisible, Inc. on Games of Chance
  22. #5332
    I can't pretend to be James.
    — Heather [2018-09-26]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  23. #5331
    Life finds a way...to ruin our streaming schedule.
    — James [2018-09-25]
    Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
  24. #5330
    Come see our one of a kind water feature, of which we have two.
    — Serge [2018-09-25]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  25. #5329
    Look at all the dicks.
    — James [2018-09-25]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock