Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#5355

I'm gonna go jump in the meat. ...Mmm, I'm covered in meat juice.

— James [2018-10-02]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5354

No, I don't want to get on the horse, I want to put a chicken in there.

— RebelliousUno [2018-10-02]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5353

At least we obfuscate the horror.

— Serge [2018-10-02]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5352

Now we can get back to what's really important: throwing bread at Serge.

— James [2018-10-02]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5351

I don't think I need to farm pandas.

— Serge [2018-10-02]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5350

What a strange life we lead - actually, mostly you. Mine's normal.

— Kathleen, to Beej [2018-10-01]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#5349

We can count the emus if you want, but I would prefer not to.

— Beej [2018-10-01]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#5348

I look forward to failing majestically.

— Heather [2018-09-30]
SpaceTone on Rhythm Cafe
#5347

We built this house of lies on a foundation of truth, so that you can trust our lies!

— Ian [2018-09-30]
SpaceTone on Rhythm Cafe
#5346

And now, to just never die. Which I guess is just regular life advice?

— Ian [2018-09-29]
Soldat on Adam's Gamehaüs
#5345

Now we can focus on the real enemy – each other.

— Julie
PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDS on Adam's Gamehaüs
#5344

It's not moving, therefore it's an enemy.

— Serge [2018-09-29]
PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDS on Adam's Gamehaüs
#5343

I was seduced by the melon!

— Alex [2018-09-29]
Garry's Mod on Adam's Gamehaüs
#5342

'I'm not asking for death.' 'Oh you are.' 'I really am.'

— Serge and Matt [2018-09-29]
Starcraft on Adam's Gamehaüs
#5341

Oh, eating raw chicken is bad.

— Ben [2018-09-29]
Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
#5340

'Cori died.' 'It's okay, I got better!'

— James and Cori [2018-09-29]
Rocket League on Adam's Gamehaüs
#5338

Fight me like an eyeball!

— Serge [2018-09-29]
Quake III Arena on Adam's Gamehaüs
#5337

It's why they call me Brendan "Beej" Dromedery.

— Beej [2018-09-28]
Talk Shows & Podcasts on Now Kiss!
#5336

Before you can experience Beej, you must appreciate Beej.

— Graham [2018-09-28]
Talk Shows & Podcasts on Now Kiss!
#5335

You know who's sexier than Matt, though? Ashton.

— James [2018-09-27]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#5334

We aren't buying Canada ice cream!

— Graham [2018-09-27]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#5333

Easy mode is the way to go.

— James [2018-09-27]
Invisible, Inc. on Games of Chance
#5332

I can't pretend to be James.

— Heather [2018-09-26]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#5331

Life finds a way...to ruin our streaming schedule.

— James [2018-09-25]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
#5330

Come see our one of a kind water feature, of which we have two.

— Serge [2018-09-25]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock