Quotes – LRRbot

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#5458

Nobody touches my pizza friend!

— Adam, as Psinaps [2018-10-29]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#5457

'I'm gonna pick up a rock and lick it.' 'What does it taste like?' '...I'm a robot.'

— Cori and Rodney [2018-10-29]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#5456

He's a top made of fists.

— Rodney [2018-10-29]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#5455

I have all these food-based skills!

— Dale [2018-10-29]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#5454

I don't know what that does, but I'm gonna do that.

— Dale [2018-10-29]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#5453

I float into that bank like an angel! Like a t-posing angel.

— Adam [2018-10-29]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#5452

I promised I would support Cori's decisions...

— Dale, regretfully [2018-10-29]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#5451

Ah the old Halloween stand by: Sexy eggs and bacon.

— Paul [2018-10-29]
Just Chatting on CheckPoint Plus
#5450

I'm Ben???

— Ben [2018-10-03]
None on Adam's Gamehaüs
#5449

Every time I die, it's twitch chat's fault.

— Adam [2018-10-27]
Bloodborne on Adam's Gamehaüs
#5448

(1) Australia is nice.

— Kathleen [2018-10-27]
None on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5447

Here comes the youth showing.

— Ben [2018-10-27]
None on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5446

I'm contractually obligated to go along with you, but I think that one's bad. But I'm agreeing because that's good improv.

— Kathleen [2018-10-27]
None on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5445

Look I can't keep track every Satanic ritual we may or may not have done.

— Paul [2018-10-26]
Just Chatting on The Crapshoot
#5444

Do Kangaroos start as Spiders?

— Paul [2018-10-26]
Bloodborne on The Crapshoot
#5443

Please, Beej, twiddle my knobs.

— Graham [2018-10-26]
None on Adam's Gamehaüs
#5442

From Hell's heart, I stab at me!

— NexusVoxx [2018-10-25]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#5441

Did someone try to put a body in a sink? there's a toilet right here.

— Paul [2018-10-25]
Viscera Cleanup Detail on Games of Chance
#5440

"That's why we have to get by on the strength of our personalties." "I don't have one of those."

— Adam and James [2018-10-24]
Revenger: Age of Morons on Watch and Play
#5439

Show me that thick cotton!

— Adam [2018-10-24]
None on LRRMtG
#5438

In this particular case, one is zero.

— James [2018-10-24]
None on LRRMtG
#5437

"No there are worse people." "Worse then us? I hope so."

— James and Adam [2018-10-24]
None on LRRMtG
#5436

Stop looking at your phone, start having a good time.

— Adam [2018-10-24]
None on LRRMtG
#5435

Are you a bad enough dude to start an epidemic?

— Adam [2018-10-17]
None on Talking Simulator
#5434

See that? Putting the Adam in Nostradamus!

— Adam [2018-10-23]
Dark Souls on New Day Tewsday