Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#5305

Dark Souls is the Kingdom Hearts of gameplay.

— Paul [2018-09-03]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#5304

Are butts palindromic?

— Cameron [2018-08-31]
None on Bonus Stream
#5303

I need you to fuck off using the whole of your ass.

— Cameron [2018-09-01]
Destiny 2 on Bonus Stream
#5302

I have somebody's hair in my eye.

— Cameron [2018-08-31]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5301

LaCroix Hard: sparkling water and vodka.

— Paul [2018-08-31]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5300

The important thing is to make progress, even if that progress doesn't make sense.

— Paul [2018-08-30]
Deponia on Games of Chance
#5299

Clearly we have to ruin his life, 'cause he is our friend.

— Paul [2018-08-30]
Deponia on Games of Chance
#5298

I like the on-beat screaming.

— Ben [2018-08-29]
Just Shapes & Beats on Crossing the Streams
#5297

You spin me right round, baby right round. Like a record baby FUCK! FUCK! OH, GOD!

— Ben, while getting spun right round [2018-08-29]
Just Shapes & Beats on Crossing the Streams
#5296

I'm James Turner, I'm gonna use all my ice cream money to play video games.

— Alex [2018-08-29]
Outlast on Let's NOPE
#5295

Look, Australians are people too!

— Graham [2018-08-29]
None on LRRMtG
#5294

Oh right, I'm a filth monster.

— Graham [2018-08-29]
None on LRRMtG
#5293

The ground is now covered in poison, which is on fire.

— Dale [2018-08-27]
None on Dice Friends
#5292

I'm choosing to announce them in a way that makes it sound like they're on your side, because I thought that would sound more helpful.

— Dale [2018-08-27]
None on Dice Friends
#5291

All aboard the not-bleeding train!

— Kathleen [2018-08-27]
None on Dice Friends
#5290

16 is certainly some!

— Dale [2018-08-27]
None on Dice Friends
#5289

There's a 1/100 chance that the bag sets to "dogs" for a little while.

— Dale [2018-08-27]
None on Dice Friends
#5288

It's the last session! What have you got to lose?

— Dale [2018-08-27]
None on Dice Friends
#5287

The punch is also poisonous, but in a different way. A fun way!

— Paul, as Dande [2018-08-27]
None on Dice Friends
#5286

People love me, or at least agree to what I'm saying so I'll stop talking at them.

— Kathleen, as Morra [2018-08-20]
None on Dice Friends
#5285

Whenever we tell Dale, something bad always happens.

— Beej [2018-08-20]
None on Dice Friends
#5284

Sometimes you're clever and I give you inspiration, but then sometimes there are other times.

— Dale [2018-08-20]
None on Dice Friends
#5283

You have no idea how much this hurts me, Graham. I'll take one.

— Serge [2018-08-24]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5282

Fortress Crab. A fortress of crabs.

— Nelson [2018-08-24]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5281

Serge is in white, in the sense that he's in all colours combined together.

— Paul [2018-08-24]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight