Quotes – LRRbot

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#5595

Preparation is the key to laziness.

— Jacob [2018-12-14]
Games + Demos on Now Kiss!
#5593

I feel like if I was an actual animal I would be some sort of weasel. Long, furry, and ill-tempered.

— Kathleen [2018-12-14]
Games + Demos on Now Kiss!
#5592

Hypothetical situation: what if we DIDN'T have ethics?

— Adam [2018-12-14]
None on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#5591

I'm trying to put "pro" into "pierogi" and it's already there!

— Kathleen [2018-12-13]
Food & Drink on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#5590

I'm a glutton for punishment, but I'm having fun and that's what matters.

— Ian [2018-12-13]
Food & Drink on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#5589

I'm a pierogi machine, no one can stop me! I'm mad with dumpling power.

— Kathleen [2018-12-13]
Food & Drink on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#5588

I live dangerously. I do what I want. I'm a strong independent woman who don't need no gastrointestinal tract.

— Kathleen [2018-12-13]
Food & Drink on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#5587

I don't think people should beat themselves up if their shit doesn't turn out right. Everything's okay.

— Kathleen [2018-12-13]
Food & Drink on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#5586

I bought six eggs. Suck it, Horner.

— Kathleen [2018-12-13]
Food & Drink on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#5585

Work on your balance, assholes!

— Paul [2018-12-13]
Super Smash Bros. Ultimate on Games of Chance
#5584

Charizard scares me.

— Adam [2018-12-13]
Super Smash Bros. Ultimate on Games of Chance
#5583

I did not know Ian knew how to magic!

— Ben [2018-12-12]
Board Games on AFK
#5582

I flame-punched a mosquito!

— Ian [2018-12-12]
Board Games on AFK
#5581

Take nothing but pictures...and ancient cursed treasure.

— Graham [2018-12-12]
Board Games on AFK
#5580

Fucking forsooth and shit.

— Adam [2018-12-12]
Amnesia: The Dark Descent on Let's NOPE
#5579

Classic TQ, making everybody thirsty.

— Serge [2018-12-11]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
#5578

No, don't punch my butt! My butt is not for punchin'.

— James [2018-12-11]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
#5577

I feel like I'm gonna have a really confused poop later.

— Jacob [2018-12-11]
Ashen on New Day Tewsday
#5576

Crab blew up.

— Minecraft [2018-12-11]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5575

I love my skin but it needs to be updated.

— James [2018-12-11]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5574

That's how you can tell she's competent: she's not one of us.

— Kathleen, about Heather [2018-12-10]
Taiko no Tatsujin: Drum Session on Dice Friends
#5573

Do any of you know...stuff...about stuff?

— Dale [2018-12-10]
Taiko no Tatsujin: Drum Session on Dice Friends
#5572

I guess I'm only at legendary.

— Dale [2018-12-10]
Taiko no Tatsujin: Drum Session on Dice Friends
#5571

I need to know if he's a magic fist man!

— Bengineering [2018-12-10]
Taiko no Tatsujin: Drum Session on Dice Friends
#5570

If you like porridge, you'll love soup!

— Bengineering, as Blaise [2018-12-10]
Taiko no Tatsujin: Drum Session on Dice Friends