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  1. #5433
    The Internet's a beautiful thing, I love it so much.
    — Adam [2018-10-23]
    Dark Souls on New Day Tewsday
  2. #5432
    When you answer me too fast, that's when I know you're lying.
    — Adam, to James [2018-10-23]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  3. #5431
    Your meat juice is everywhere James!
    — Serge [2018-10-23]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  4. #5430
    My solution to everything is fire.
    — Heather [2018-10-22]
    Just Chatting on CheckPoint Plus
  5. #5429
    So here's something that probably wont succeed......
    — Paul [2018-10-22]
    Just Chatting on CheckPoint Plus
  6. #5428
    I'm gonna lrrEFF you up, Lou Bega.
    — Ian [2018-10-21]
    Walt Disney's The Jungle Book: Rhythm n' Groove on Rhythm Cafe
  7. #5427
    Welcome to this!
    — Kathleen [2018-10-20]
    None on LoadingReadyLive
  8. #5426
    Get your face in there and wiggle it around and don't come back until you've gotten a fruity treat!
    — Kathleen [2018-10-20]
    None on LoadingReadyLive
  9. #5425
    Really feel it. With your skinparts.
    — Heather [2018-10-20]
    None on LoadingReadyLive
  10. #5424
    I put my hand in the Bone Zone and all I got was this lousy bug.
    — Kathleen [2018-10-20]
    None on LoadingReadyLive
  11. #5423
    No one will get freaked out by bug friends, right?
    — Heather [2018-10-20]
    None on LoadingReadyLive
  12. #5422
    I'm on team WeedBeej.
    — Adam [2018-10-20]
    None on LoadingReadyLive
  13. #5421
    I'm not gonna lie to you, if I had the option, I'd take the dark path.
    — Adam [2018-10-20]
    Sinner: Sacrifice for Redemption on Adam's Gamehaüs
  14. #5420
    Hey, chat, are any of you... "youths"?
    — Cori [2018-10-02]
    None on The Crapshoot
  15. #5419
    It's everything Ian has ever wanted to be: a series of birds.
    — Graham [2018-10-19]
    Magic: The Gathering on The Crapshoot
  16. #5418
    I'm building a nest.
    — Beej [2018-10-19]
    Music on The Crapshoot
  17. #5417
    Can we use the special horse meth again?
    — Beej [2018-10-19]
    Music on The Crapshoot
  18. #5416
    'Sorry could you say something a little less disgusting?' 'Absolutely not, no.'
    — Cori and Kathleen [2018-10-18]
    Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  19. #5415
    I'm always thinking -- that's my problem.
    — Ian [2018-10-18]
    Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  20. #5414
    'I'm not sticking my iPhone in this pumpkin.' 'I'm totally sticking my iPhone in the pumpkin.'
    — Kathleen and Ian [2018-10-18]
    Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  21. #5413
    Come work at LoadingReadyRun: it's dangerous!
    — Kathleen [2018-10-18]
    Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  22. #5412
    I'm a menace to the natural order, doo do doo do doo~
    — Kathleen [2018-10-18]
    Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  23. #5411
    I throw caution and pumpkin guts to the wind.
    — Kathleen [2018-10-18]
    Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  24. #5410
    I think all children are just imbued with the spirit of capitalist excess.
    — Kathleen [2018-10-18]
    Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  25. #5409
    I have to go home, for not-poop reasons.
    — Graham [2018-10-18]
    Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry