Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#5283

You have no idea how much this hurts me, Graham. I'll take one.

— Serge [2018-08-24]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5282

Fortress Crab. A fortress of crabs.

— Nelson [2018-08-24]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5281

Serge is in white, in the sense that he's in all colours combined together.

— Paul [2018-08-24]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5280

We're not good adults here.

— Kathleen [2018-08-24]
Coming Out On Top on Now Kiss!
#5279

I wanna make things go boom boom!

— Paul [2018-08-23]
Split/Second on Games of Chance
#5278

"Blue barrels slow you down, and red barrels.." "Blow you the fuck up!"

— Paul and James [2018-08-23]
Split/Second on Games of Chance
#5277

That is a Tokyo drift if I ever saw one.

— Paul [2018-08-23]
Split/Second on Games of Chance
#5276

Screw you, aesthetically-ambiguous staircase!

— Serge [2018-08-21]
None on AFK
#5275

I feel like every time Beej and Ian talk it's just some big inside joke.

— Adam [2018-08-22]
Board Games on AFK
#5274

Oh, God! It's God!

— Ben, upon meeting God [2018-08-22]
Pony Island on Let's NOPE
#5273

I shouldn't have turned the death generator on.

— RebelliousUno [2018-08-21]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5272

Remember me as I lived, full of hubris.

— RebelliousUno [2018-08-21]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5271

Yes! we have cows.

— Serge [2018-08-21]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5270

He can tell us how to live our best lives, and then we can ignore him.

— Kathleen, as Morra [2018-08-20]
None on Dice Friends
#5269

We look like we're serving dim sum but what we're serving up is beats!

— Kathleen, as Morra [2018-08-20]
None on Dice Friends
#5268

I'm glad we're having this conversation out-of-character.

— Beej, desperately [2018-08-20]
None on Dice Friends
#5267

You guys don't know the story, but shout out to Beej.

— Ben [2018-08-17]
Magic: The Gathering on Now Kiss!
#5266

You've seen me do worse.

— Beej [2018-08-17]
Creative on Now Kiss!
#5265

I do want to maintain my internal lizard body temperature.

— Kathleen [2018-08-17]
Coming Out On Top on Now Kiss!
#5264

That's too much hair to toggle on and off.

— Kathleen [2018-08-17]
Coming Out On Top on Now Kiss!
#5263

I'm not sharing my feelings with you!

— Kathleen, to everyone [2018-08-16]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#5262

We don't need a play guide, we have chat for that.

— Paul [2018-08-16]
Final Fantasy XIV Online on Games of Chance
#5261

Help HELP! I'm trapped on a Island of my own emotions.

— Adam [2018-08-14]
Death's Gambit on New Day Tewsday
#5260

God they're chanting "TEETH" again.

— James [2018-08-14]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5259

Our job is not to win, our job is to entertain people.

— Dale [2018-08-13]
None on Dice Friends