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#5496

I'm not your dad. I haven't met your dad, but I've met my child, and the math doesn't add up.

— Graham, to Ben [2018-11-09]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5495

The same again, please. Wetter this time.

— Graham [2018-11-09]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5494

My brain works!

— Ian [2018-11-09]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5493

Paste all attributes responsibly.

— Graham [2018-11-09]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5492

All right, chat, wind down the teeth.

— Lindsay [2018-11-09]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5491

Hi, Penelope! I love you. Mommy's kind of a nihilist.

— Kathleen [2018-11-09]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5490

Don't make me do the Potato Erotica Dance again!

— Kathleen, issued as a threat [2018-11-09]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5489

Its not murder if they are asleep right twitch chat?

— Adam [2018-11-08]
Red Dead Redemption 2 on Adam's Gamehaüs
#5488

Ban that sick filth!

— Beej, of owls [2018-11-08]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5487

You're saying as long as we stay within the range we could reach with an SDI cable, we have wireless video.

— Paul [2018-11-08]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5486

You can go back to your eggplant now.

— Graham [2018-11-08]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5485

An MIT slap fight is what happens when two people in Klingon cosplay collide on their segways.

— Cameron [2018-11-08]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#5484

Is that for when the Sun drifts?

— Alex, on timezones [2018-11-07]
Stellaris on Watch and Play
#5483

Ben and I communicate in vines.

— Graham [2018-11-07]
Stellaris on LRRMtG
#5482

Yeah, I put the Adam in Nostradamus!

— Adam [2018-11-07]
Stellaris on LRRMtG
#5481

The troglodytes can't judge the King.

— Adam [2018-11-06]
Diablo III: Reaper of Souls on New Day Tewsday
#5480

My alpaca hole is glowing.

— Ian [2018-11-04]
Taiko no Tatsujin: Session de Dodon ga Don! on Rhythm Cafe
#5479

Always split the party, right?

— Dale [2018-10-29]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#5478

In my world, cowboys tinkle. Okay Twitch chat?

— Adam [2018-11-03]
Red Dead Redemption 2 on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5477

It's a power move to show up at a commander game with ten Sol Rings on all of your fingers.

— Serge [2018-11-02]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5476

I went to a weird Halifax place, I have to not go there again.

— Kathleen [2018-11-02]
Music on The Crapshoot
#5475

Time is hard on the internet.

— Ian [2018-11-01]
Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#5474

Here, have some smashed assholes.

— Graham [2018-11-01]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#5473

James is expendable.

— James [2018-11-01]
The Oregon Trail on Games of Chance
#5472

We're immune to your disease, let's all go to Denny's!

— Bengineering [2018-10-31]
Board Games on AFK