Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#5270

He can tell us how to live our best lives, and then we can ignore him.

— Kathleen, as Morra [2018-08-20]
None on Dice Friends
#5269

We look like we're serving dim sum but what we're serving up is beats!

— Kathleen, as Morra [2018-08-20]
None on Dice Friends
#5268

I'm glad we're having this conversation out-of-character.

— Beej, desperately [2018-08-20]
None on Dice Friends
#5267

You guys don't know the story, but shout out to Beej.

— Ben [2018-08-17]
Magic: The Gathering on Now Kiss!
#5266

You've seen me do worse.

— Beej [2018-08-17]
Creative on Now Kiss!
#5265

I do want to maintain my internal lizard body temperature.

— Kathleen [2018-08-17]
Coming Out On Top on Now Kiss!
#5264

That's too much hair to toggle on and off.

— Kathleen [2018-08-17]
Coming Out On Top on Now Kiss!
#5263

I'm not sharing my feelings with you!

— Kathleen, to everyone [2018-08-16]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#5262

We don't need a play guide, we have chat for that.

— Paul [2018-08-16]
Final Fantasy XIV Online on Games of Chance
#5261

Help HELP! I'm trapped on a Island of my own emotions.

— Adam [2018-08-14]
Death's Gambit on New Day Tewsday
#5260

God they're chanting "TEETH" again.

— James [2018-08-14]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5259

Our job is not to win, our job is to entertain people.

— Dale [2018-08-13]
None on Dice Friends
#5258

I'll go empty the lizard and then we can go.

— Kathleen, as Morra [2018-08-13]
None on Dice Friends
#5257

He might be a little bit annoyed about the whole us-killing-him thing.

— Paul, as Dande [2018-08-13]
None on Dice Friends
#5256

AH! So much majesty! Why?!

— Graham [2018-08-13]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#5255

The sea is full of it!

— Ian [2018-08-11]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#5254

That sounds like a you problem, not a me problem.

— Gibb [2018-08-11]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#5253

I could be a villain.

— Adam [2018-08-11]
Dragon Ball FighterZ on Adam's Gamehaüs
#5252

MY DONGLE!

— Adam [2018-08-11]
Dragon Ball FighterZ on Adam's Gamehaüs
#5251

If you can beat this, I'll take Ben out for ice cream.

— James, to Paul [2018-08-09]
Crypt of the NecroDancer on Games of Chance
#5250

Wait is this Pokemon?

— Paul [2018-08-09]
Crypt of the NecroDancer on Games of Chance
#5249

I'm sorry I can't hear you over your hilarious regional accent.

— Graham [2018-08-08]
Board Games on AFK
#5248

You look like someone Kate Winslet would pay to have deleted from her memory.

— Cameron [2018-08-07]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
#5247

I'm never not being 69 again!

— James [2018-08-07]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
#5246

Maybe if we kill both dragons and take over the crime family, people will finally believe we're the good guys.

— Paul [2018-08-06]
None on Dice Friends