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  1. #5383
    For 24 hours, I was having fun with twitter again.
    — James [2018-10-10]
    None on LRRMtG
  2. #5382
    I DON'T WANNA DIE -- Aw dammit I died.
    — James [2018-10-09]
    Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
  3. #5381
    Please stop moving so I can click on your head!
    — Serge [2018-10-09]
    Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
  4. #5380
    Don't give me a stick if you don't want me to use it.
    — Kathleen [2018-10-09]
    Disgaea: Hour of Darkness on New Day Tewsday
  5. #5379
    Why did you put butts on my work?
    — Serge [2018-10-09]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  6. #5378
    Yeah, that's right. I've got friends, they're real...
    — James [2018-10-09]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  7. #5377
    There's no way you can make a man in a skin-tight blue jumpsuit look cool.
    — Ian [2018-10-08]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  8. #5376
    Hey kids, unflatten your earballs: it's time for Rhythm Cafe!
    — Ian [2018-10-07]
    Beat Hazard on Rhythm Cafe
  9. #5375
    I'm coming around on breasts.
    — Beej [2018-10-06]
    Music on LoadingReadyLive
  10. #5374
    The best way to add a flavour to anything is just to burn it.
    — Serge [2018-10-06]
    Music on LoadingReadyLive
  11. #5373
    I have no idea what Beej just said, he said some Japanese stuff, and my brain just shut off.
    — Adam [2018-10-06]
    Bloodborne on Adam's Gamehaüs
  12. #5372
    "Whirlygig" is the best word to say.
    — Adam [2018-10-06]
    Bloodborne on Adam's Gamehaüs
  13. #5371
    There isn't a pity bone in James' body.
    — Serge [2018-10-05]
    Super Mario Party on Crossing the Streams
  14. #5370
    'I feel bad for Serge.' 'No you don't.'
    — James and Serge [2018-10-05]
    Super Mario Party on Crossing the Streams
  15. #5369
    At least I'm consistent.
    — Serge [2018-10-05]
    Super Mario Party on Crossing the Streams
  16. #5368
    This game has taken everything from me!
    — Serge [2018-10-05]
    Super Mario Party on Crossing the Streams
  17. #5367
    Never listen to James.
    — Julie [2018-10-05]
    Super Mario Party on Crossing the Streams
  18. #5366
    I just want the YouTube comments for this replay to be angry at me. It's all I want from life anymore.
    — James [2018-10-05]
    Super Mario Party on Crossing the Streams
  19. #5365
    We should high-five more often.
    — Heather [2018-10-05]
    Super Mario Party on Crossing the Streams
  20. #5364
    You notice it after you lrrEFF it up, but only AFTER you lrrEFF it up.
    — Kathleen [2018-10-05]
    Analogue: A Hate Story on Now Kiss!
  21. #5363
    Birthdays: the Scariest day of all.
    — Paul [2018-10-04]
    Alien: Isolation on Games of Chance
  22. #5362
    ...am I the library?
    — Ben [2018-10-03]
    Board Games on AFK
  23. #5361
    I can't not believe in myself.
    — Heather [2018-10-03]
    Board Games on AFK
  24. #5360
    This isn't dairy, it's ice cream.
    — Ben [2018-10-03]
    Transference on Mine O'Clock
  25. #5359
    It looks like we know what we're doing.
    — Graham [2018-10-03]
    None on Mine O'Clock