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  1. #5253
    I could be a villain.
    — Adam [2018-08-11]
    Dragon Ball FighterZ on Adam's Gamehaüs
  2. #5252
    MY DONGLE!
    — Adam [2018-08-11]
    Dragon Ball FighterZ on Adam's Gamehaüs
  3. #5251
    If you can beat this, I'll take Ben out for ice cream.
    — James, to Paul [2018-08-09]
    Crypt of the NecroDancer on Games of Chance
  4. #5250
    Wait is this Pokemon?
    — Paul [2018-08-09]
    Crypt of the NecroDancer on Games of Chance
  5. #5249
    I'm sorry I can't hear you over your hilarious regional accent.
    — Graham [2018-08-08]
    Board Games on AFK
  6. #5248
    You look like someone Kate Winslet would pay to have deleted from her memory.
    — Cameron [2018-08-07]
    Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
  7. #5247
    I'm never not being 69 again!
    — James [2018-08-07]
    Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
  8. #5246
    Maybe if we kill both dragons and take over the crime family, people will finally believe we're the good guys.
    — Paul [2018-08-06]
    None on Dice Friends
  9. #5244
    Well, let's go jump to another conclusion that could possibly kill us.
    — Kathleen [2018-08-06]
    None on Dice Friends
  10. #5243
    Morra can sometimes break the fourth wall when I screw up.
    — Kathleen [2018-08-06]
    None on Dice Friends
  11. #5242
    Today I'm Dressed like a heavy metal toddler.
    — Kathleen [2018-08-06]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  12. #5241
    See this is how I know that you're evil: you don't think bakeries are cool!
    — Dale, as an NPC [2018-07-30]
    None on Dice Friends
  13. #5240
    Still, a pale imitation of me is a beautiful rainbow peacock that brings joy to many.
    — Kathleen, as Morra [2018-07-30]
    None on Dice Friends
  14. #5239
    I wanna live in a world where I don't get whacked in the head by a mole.
    — Heather [2018-08-05]
    iOS Gaming on Rhythm Cafe
  15. #5238
    I'm always up for low-poly penguins!
    — Ian [2018-08-05]
    iOS Gaming on Rhythm Cafe
  16. #5237
    I would be honored to touch your heatsinks.
    — Ian, to Johnny [2018-08-05]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  17. #5236
    I'm here to kick ass and punch panthers, and I'm all out of ass so I'm gonna go punch a panther.
    — Kathleen [2018-08-04]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Unknown
  18. #5235
    What are we gonna do, NOT open the talking magic box?
    — Ben [2018-08-04]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Unknown
  19. #5234
    You can't be a vegetarian, you have a stake in your heart!
    — Kathleen, as Euphomia [2018-08-04]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Unknown
  20. #5233
    I'm just gonna roll dice, tell you what the number is, and you can tell me how bad I am at this.
    — Ian [2018-08-04]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Unknown
  21. #5232
    I don't know if I can go a whole session without swearing.
    — Ben, considering a vow of celibacy [2018-08-04]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Unknown
  22. #5231
    "Moist" is sexy!
    — Ben [2018-08-04]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  23. #5230
    They'll all know how wide your legs are!
    — Paul, on the dangers of oversharing on the Internet [2018-08-03]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  24. #5229
    Cheese is delicious.
    — Kathleen [2018-08-03]
    The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
  25. #5228
    Always without question, the algorithm is bad.
    — Graham [2018-08-03]
    The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot