Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#5254

That sounds like a you problem, not a me problem.

— Gibb [2018-08-11]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#5253

I could be a villain.

— Adam [2018-08-11]
Dragon Ball FighterZ on Adam's Gamehaüs
#5252

MY DONGLE!

— Adam [2018-08-11]
Dragon Ball FighterZ on Adam's Gamehaüs
#5251

If you can beat this, I'll take Ben out for ice cream.

— James, to Paul [2018-08-09]
Crypt of the NecroDancer on Games of Chance
#5250

Wait is this Pokemon?

— Paul [2018-08-09]
Crypt of the NecroDancer on Games of Chance
#5249

I'm sorry I can't hear you over your hilarious regional accent.

— Graham [2018-08-08]
Board Games on AFK
#5248

You look like someone Kate Winslet would pay to have deleted from her memory.

— Cameron [2018-08-07]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
#5247

I'm never not being 69 again!

— James [2018-08-07]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
#5246

Maybe if we kill both dragons and take over the crime family, people will finally believe we're the good guys.

— Paul [2018-08-06]
None on Dice Friends
#5244

Well, let's go jump to another conclusion that could possibly kill us.

— Kathleen [2018-08-06]
None on Dice Friends
#5243

Morra can sometimes break the fourth wall when I screw up.

— Kathleen [2018-08-06]
None on Dice Friends
#5242

Today I'm Dressed like a heavy metal toddler.

— Kathleen [2018-08-06]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#5241

See this is how I know that you're evil: you don't think bakeries are cool!

— Dale, as an NPC [2018-07-30]
None on Dice Friends
#5240

Still, a pale imitation of me is a beautiful rainbow peacock that brings joy to many.

— Kathleen, as Morra [2018-07-30]
None on Dice Friends
#5239

I wanna live in a world where I don't get whacked in the head by a mole.

— Heather [2018-08-05]
iOS Gaming on Rhythm Cafe
#5238

I'm always up for low-poly penguins!

— Ian [2018-08-05]
iOS Gaming on Rhythm Cafe
#5237

I would be honored to touch your heatsinks.

— Ian, to Johnny [2018-08-05]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#5236

I'm here to kick ass and punch panthers, and I'm all out of ass so I'm gonna go punch a panther.

— Kathleen [2018-08-04]
Dungeons & Dragons on Unknown
#5235

What are we gonna do, NOT open the talking magic box?

— Ben [2018-08-04]
Dungeons & Dragons on Unknown
#5234

You can't be a vegetarian, you have a stake in your heart!

— Kathleen, as Euphomia [2018-08-04]
Dungeons & Dragons on Unknown
#5233

I'm just gonna roll dice, tell you what the number is, and you can tell me how bad I am at this.

— Ian [2018-08-04]
Dungeons & Dragons on Unknown
#5232

I don't know if I can go a whole session without swearing.

— Ben, considering a vow of celibacy [2018-08-04]
Dungeons & Dragons on Unknown
#5231

"Moist" is sexy!

— Ben [2018-08-04]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#5230

They'll all know how wide your legs are!

— Paul, on the dangers of oversharing on the Internet [2018-08-03]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5229

Cheese is delicious.

— Kathleen [2018-08-03]
The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot