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  1. #5469
    Joke's on you, I'm already a loser.
    — Adam [2018-10-31]
    Board Games on AFK
  2. #5468
    Please critique my dab.
    — Serge [2018-10-31]
    Board Games on AFK
  3. #5467
    This guy SUCKS!
    — Adam, repeatedly [2018-10-31]
    Call of Cthulhu - The Video Game on Let's NOPE
  4. #5466
    I'm a landlubber, not a landfighter.
    — Adam [2018-10-31]
    Call of Cthulhu - The Video Game on Let's NOPE
  5. #5465
    I'm going full Donald Duck on this.
    — Ben, on pants [2018-10-31]
    Call of Cthulhu - The Video Game on Let's NOPE
  6. #5464
    It's Ya Boi Satan Clause!
    — Ben [2018-10-31]
    Call of Cthulhu - The Video Game on Let's NOPE
  7. #5463
    Why do I even talk?
    — James [2018-10-31]
    None on LRRMtG
  8. #5462
    Watching me on mute is just better really.
    — James [2018-10-31]
    None on LRRMtG
  9. #5461
    That's what gamers like: realism.
    — Adam [2018-10-30]
    Red Dead Redemption 2 on New Day Tewsday
  10. #5460
    The only people I'll be nice to is Twitch chat.
    — Adam [2018-10-30]
    Red Dead Redemption 2 on New Day Tewsday
  11. #5459
    You can't rob somebody with this hat!
    — Adam [2018-10-30]
    Red Dead Redemption 2 on New Day Tewsday
  12. #5458
    Nobody touches my pizza friend!
    — Adam, as Psinaps [2018-10-29]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  13. #5457
    'I'm gonna pick up a rock and lick it.' 'What does it taste like?' '...I'm a robot.'
    — Cori and Rodney [2018-10-29]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  14. #5456
    He's a top made of fists.
    — Rodney [2018-10-29]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  15. #5455
    I have all these food-based skills!
    — Dale [2018-10-29]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  16. #5454
    I don't know what that does, but I'm gonna do that.
    — Dale [2018-10-29]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  17. #5453
    I float into that bank like an angel! Like a t-posing angel.
    — Adam [2018-10-29]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  18. #5452
    I promised I would support Cori's decisions...
    — Dale, regretfully [2018-10-29]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  19. #5451
    Ah the old Halloween stand by: Sexy eggs and bacon.
    — Paul [2018-10-29]
    Just Chatting on CheckPoint Plus
  20. #5450
    I'm Ben???
    — Ben [2018-10-03]
    None on Adam's Gamehaüs
  21. #5449
    Every time I die, it's twitch chat's fault.
    — Adam [2018-10-27]
    Bloodborne on Adam's Gamehaüs
  22. #5448
    (1) Australia is nice.
    — Kathleen [2018-10-27]
    None on Friday Night Paper Fight
  23. #5447
    Here comes the youth showing.
    — Ben [2018-10-27]
    None on Friday Night Paper Fight
  24. #5446
    I'm contractually obligated to go along with you, but I think that one's bad. But I'm agreeing because that's good improv.
    — Kathleen [2018-10-27]
    None on Friday Night Paper Fight
  25. #5445
    Look I can't keep track every Satanic ritual we may or may not have done.
    — Paul [2018-10-26]
    Just Chatting on The Crapshoot