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  1. #5294
    Oh right, I'm a filth monster.
    — Graham [2018-08-29]
    None on LRRMtG
  2. #5293
    The ground is now covered in poison, which is on fire.
    — Dale [2018-08-27]
    None on Dice Friends
  3. #5292
    I'm choosing to announce them in a way that makes it sound like they're on your side, because I thought that would sound more helpful.
    — Dale [2018-08-27]
    None on Dice Friends
  4. #5291
    All aboard the not-bleeding train!
    — Kathleen [2018-08-27]
    None on Dice Friends
  5. #5290
    16 is certainly some!
    — Dale [2018-08-27]
    None on Dice Friends
  6. #5289
    There's a 1/100 chance that the bag sets to "dogs" for a little while.
    — Dale [2018-08-27]
    None on Dice Friends
  7. #5288
    It's the last session! What have you got to lose?
    — Dale [2018-08-27]
    None on Dice Friends
  8. #5287
    The punch is also poisonous, but in a different way. A fun way!
    — Paul, as Dande [2018-08-27]
    None on Dice Friends
  9. #5286
    People love me, or at least agree to what I'm saying so I'll stop talking at them.
    — Kathleen, as Morra [2018-08-20]
    None on Dice Friends
  10. #5285
    Whenever we tell Dale, something bad always happens.
    — Beej [2018-08-20]
    None on Dice Friends
  11. #5284
    Sometimes you're clever and I give you inspiration, but then sometimes there are other times.
    — Dale [2018-08-20]
    None on Dice Friends
  12. #5283
    You have no idea how much this hurts me, Graham. I'll take one.
    — Serge [2018-08-24]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  13. #5282
    Fortress Crab. A fortress of crabs.
    — Nelson [2018-08-24]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  14. #5281
    Serge is in white, in the sense that he's in all colours combined together.
    — Paul [2018-08-24]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  15. #5280
    We're not good adults here.
    — Kathleen [2018-08-24]
    Coming Out On Top on Now Kiss!
  16. #5279
    I wanna make things go boom boom!
    — Paul [2018-08-23]
    Split/Second on Games of Chance
  17. #5278
    "Blue barrels slow you down, and red barrels.." "Blow you the fuck up!"
    — Paul and James [2018-08-23]
    Split/Second on Games of Chance
  18. #5277
    That is a Tokyo drift if I ever saw one.
    — Paul [2018-08-23]
    Split/Second on Games of Chance
  19. #5276
    Screw you, aesthetically-ambiguous staircase!
    — Serge [2018-08-21]
    None on AFK
  20. #5275
    I feel like every time Beej and Ian talk it's just some big inside joke.
    — Adam [2018-08-22]
    Board Games on AFK
  21. #5274
    Oh, God! It's God!
    — Ben, upon meeting God [2018-08-22]
    Pony Island on Let's NOPE
  22. #5273
    I shouldn't have turned the death generator on.
    — RebelliousUno [2018-08-21]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  23. #5272
    Remember me as I lived, full of hubris.
    — RebelliousUno [2018-08-21]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  24. #5271
    Yes! we have cows.
    — Serge [2018-08-21]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  25. #5270
    He can tell us how to live our best lives, and then we can ignore him.
    — Kathleen, as Morra [2018-08-20]
    None on Dice Friends