Quotes – LRRbot

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#5430

My solution to everything is fire.

— Heather [2018-10-22]
Just Chatting on CheckPoint Plus
#5429

So here's something that probably wont succeed......

— Paul [2018-10-22]
Just Chatting on CheckPoint Plus
#5428

I'm gonna lrrEFF you up, Lou Bega.

— Ian [2018-10-21]
Walt Disney's The Jungle Book: Rhythm n' Groove on Rhythm Cafe
#5427

Welcome to this!

— Kathleen [2018-10-20]
None on LoadingReadyLive
#5426

Get your face in there and wiggle it around and don't come back until you've gotten a fruity treat!

— Kathleen [2018-10-20]
None on LoadingReadyLive
#5425

Really feel it. With your skinparts.

— Heather [2018-10-20]
None on LoadingReadyLive
#5424

I put my hand in the Bone Zone and all I got was this lousy bug.

— Kathleen [2018-10-20]
None on LoadingReadyLive
#5423

No one will get freaked out by bug friends, right?

— Heather [2018-10-20]
None on LoadingReadyLive
#5422

I'm on team WeedBeej.

— Adam [2018-10-20]
None on LoadingReadyLive
#5421

I'm not gonna lie to you, if I had the option, I'd take the dark path.

— Adam [2018-10-20]
Sinner: Sacrifice for Redemption on Adam's Gamehaüs
#5420

Hey, chat, are any of you... "youths"?

— Cori [2018-10-02]
None on The Crapshoot
#5419

It's everything Ian has ever wanted to be: a series of birds.

— Graham [2018-10-19]
Magic: The Gathering on The Crapshoot
#5418

I'm building a nest.

— Beej [2018-10-19]
Music on The Crapshoot
#5417

Can we use the special horse meth again?

— Beej [2018-10-19]
Music on The Crapshoot
#5416

'Sorry could you say something a little less disgusting?' 'Absolutely not, no.'

— Cori and Kathleen [2018-10-18]
Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#5415

I'm always thinking -- that's my problem.

— Ian [2018-10-18]
Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#5414

'I'm not sticking my iPhone in this pumpkin.' 'I'm totally sticking my iPhone in the pumpkin.'

— Kathleen and Ian [2018-10-18]
Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#5413

Come work at LoadingReadyRun: it's dangerous!

— Kathleen [2018-10-18]
Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#5412

I'm a menace to the natural order, doo do doo do doo~

— Kathleen [2018-10-18]
Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#5411

I throw caution and pumpkin guts to the wind.

— Kathleen [2018-10-18]
Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#5410

I think all children are just imbued with the spirit of capitalist excess.

— Kathleen [2018-10-18]
Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#5409

I have to go home, for not-poop reasons.

— Graham [2018-10-18]
Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#5408

That's one of the perks of being an adult: no one's there to tell you that you're doing things unsafely.

— Ian [2018-10-18]
Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#5407

Butterfly tickles are the worst kind of tickles.

— Paul [2018-10-18]
Pony Island on Games of Chance
#5406

Turns out Satan kinda sucks at game programming.

— Paul [2018-10-18]
Pony Island on Games of Chance