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  1. #5325
    What's the big Jay Leno looking thing?
    — Adam [2018-09-23]
    Monster Hunter Generations Ultimate on Adam's Gamehaüs
  2. #5324
    We are not responsible for anyone's aortas.
    — Kathleen [2018-09-19]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  3. #5323
    Can Twitch chat be my waifu? I'll take 'em...
    — Adam [2018-09-19]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  4. #5322
    You can't just say "Judge!" and not mean it.
    — Serge [2018-09-19]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  5. #5321
    Ooh! We get to fix a thing!
    — Serge [2018-09-19]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  6. #5320
    Chat says "yes" and "no", that's why I'm asking Serge.
    — Graham [2018-09-19]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  7. #5319
    They're going to be so confused when they wake up just covered in fungus.
    — Paul [2018-09-14]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  8. #5318
    This would have made a great vine.
    — Graham [2018-09-14]
    The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
  9. #5317
    Man this was so much better when I was younger.
    — Adam [2018-09-13]
    Jet Force Gemini on Games of Chance
  10. #5316
    I like to think that the real losers were the people we met along the way.
    — Beej [2018-09-12]
    Board Games on AFK
  11. #5315
    You need to start accepting the fact in your life that sometimes nothing you do matters.
    — Beej [2018-09-12]
    Board Games on AFK
  12. #5314
    I can cut a man open now with my iPhone and it'll be fine and legal.
    — James [2018-09-12]
    None on LRRMtG
  13. #5313
    Somebody's shooting at me! Perfect!
    — Serge [2018-09-11]
    Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
  14. #5312
    I would never weaponize Jo!
    — Serge [2018-09-11]
    Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
  15. #5311
    I just want to go out and get bear asses.
    — James [2018-09-11]
    World of Warcraft on New Day Tewsday
  16. #5310
    Don't tell me what I want to blow up. I want the world to burn, you know that.
    — Heather [2018-09-09]
    Aaero on Rhythm Cafe
  17. #5309
    Please, no pooping in Studio C.
    — Graham [2018-09-07]
    Magic: The Gathering on New Day Tewsday
  18. #5308
    I keep telling Ian to camp, but he wanted to fight that bear.
    — Cori [2018-08-08]
    None on AFK
  19. #5307
    James is no where near as good looking as I am.
    — Adam [2018-09-05]
    None on LRRMtG
  20. #5306
    Oh my god there's an emote where you pet a chicken!
    — Foxmar320 [2018-09-04]
    None on New Day Tewsday
  21. #5305
    Dark Souls is the Kingdom Hearts of gameplay.
    — Paul [2018-09-03]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  22. #5304
    Are butts palindromic?
    — Cameron [2018-08-31]
    None on Bonus Stream
  23. #5303
    I need you to fuck off using the whole of your ass.
    — Cameron [2018-09-01]
    Destiny 2 on Bonus Stream
  24. #5302
    I have somebody's hair in my eye.
    — Cameron [2018-08-31]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  25. #5301
    LaCroix Hard: sparkling water and vodka.
    — Paul [2018-08-31]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight