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  1. #5276
    Screw you, aesthetically-ambiguous staircase!
    — Serge [2018-08-21]
    None on AFK
  2. #5275
    I feel like every time Beej and Ian talk it's just some big inside joke.
    — Adam [2018-08-22]
    Board Games on AFK
  3. #5274
    Oh, God! It's God!
    — Ben, upon meeting God [2018-08-22]
    Pony Island on Let's NOPE
  4. #5273
    I shouldn't have turned the death generator on.
    — RebelliousUno [2018-08-21]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  5. #5272
    Remember me as I lived, full of hubris.
    — RebelliousUno [2018-08-21]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  6. #5271
    Yes! we have cows.
    — Serge [2018-08-21]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  7. #5270
    He can tell us how to live our best lives, and then we can ignore him.
    — Kathleen, as Morra [2018-08-20]
    None on Dice Friends
  8. #5269
    We look like we're serving dim sum but what we're serving up is beats!
    — Kathleen, as Morra [2018-08-20]
    None on Dice Friends
  9. #5268
    I'm glad we're having this conversation out-of-character.
    — Beej, desperately [2018-08-20]
    None on Dice Friends
  10. #5267
    You guys don't know the story, but shout out to Beej.
    — Ben [2018-08-17]
    Magic: The Gathering on Now Kiss!
  11. #5266
    You've seen me do worse.
    — Beej [2018-08-17]
    Creative on Now Kiss!
  12. #5265
    I do want to maintain my internal lizard body temperature.
    — Kathleen [2018-08-17]
    Coming Out On Top on Now Kiss!
  13. #5264
    That's too much hair to toggle on and off.
    — Kathleen [2018-08-17]
    Coming Out On Top on Now Kiss!
  14. #5263
    I'm not sharing my feelings with you!
    — Kathleen, to everyone [2018-08-16]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  15. #5262
    We don't need a play guide, we have chat for that.
    — Paul [2018-08-16]
    Final Fantasy XIV Online on Games of Chance
  16. #5261
    Help HELP! I'm trapped on a Island of my own emotions.
    — Adam [2018-08-14]
    Death's Gambit on New Day Tewsday
  17. #5260
    God they're chanting "TEETH" again.
    — James [2018-08-14]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  18. #5259
    Our job is not to win, our job is to entertain people.
    — Dale [2018-08-13]
    None on Dice Friends
  19. #5258
    I'll go empty the lizard and then we can go.
    — Kathleen, as Morra [2018-08-13]
    None on Dice Friends
  20. #5257
    He might be a little bit annoyed about the whole us-killing-him thing.
    — Paul, as Dande [2018-08-13]
    None on Dice Friends
  21. #5256
    AH! So much majesty! Why?!
    — Graham [2018-08-13]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  22. #5255
    The sea is full of it!
    — Ian [2018-08-11]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  23. #5254
    That sounds like a you problem, not a me problem.
    — Gibb [2018-08-11]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  24. #5253
    I could be a villain.
    — Adam [2018-08-11]
    Dragon Ball FighterZ on Adam's Gamehaüs
  25. #5252
    MY DONGLE!
    — Adam [2018-08-11]
    Dragon Ball FighterZ on Adam's Gamehaüs