Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#5336

Before you can experience Beej, you must appreciate Beej.

— Graham [2018-09-28]
Talk Shows & Podcasts on Now Kiss!
#5335

You know who's sexier than Matt, though? Ashton.

— James [2018-09-27]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#5334

We aren't buying Canada ice cream!

— Graham [2018-09-27]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#5333

Easy mode is the way to go.

— James [2018-09-27]
Invisible, Inc. on Games of Chance
#5332

I can't pretend to be James.

— Heather [2018-09-26]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#5331

Life finds a way...to ruin our streaming schedule.

— James [2018-09-25]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
#5330

Come see our one of a kind water feature, of which we have two.

— Serge [2018-09-25]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5329

Look at all the dicks.

— James [2018-09-25]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5328

know what the least fun thing to do on holiday is? watch us playing minecraft.

— James [2018-09-25]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5327

Apparently nobody (except Heather) gets to put me in the corner.

— Ian [2018-09-23]
Taiko no Tatsujin: Nintendo Switch Version on Rhythm Cafe
#5326

Get good, losers.

— Kathleen [2018-09-22]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#5325

What's the big Jay Leno looking thing?

— Adam [2018-09-23]
Monster Hunter Generations Ultimate on Adam's Gamehaüs
#5324

We are not responsible for anyone's aortas.

— Kathleen [2018-09-19]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5323

Can Twitch chat be my waifu? I'll take 'em...

— Adam [2018-09-19]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5322

You can't just say "Judge!" and not mean it.

— Serge [2018-09-19]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5321

Ooh! We get to fix a thing!

— Serge [2018-09-19]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5320

Chat says "yes" and "no", that's why I'm asking Serge.

— Graham [2018-09-19]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5319

They're going to be so confused when they wake up just covered in fungus.

— Paul [2018-09-14]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5318

This would have made a great vine.

— Graham [2018-09-14]
The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
#5317

Man this was so much better when I was younger.

— Adam [2018-09-13]
Jet Force Gemini on Games of Chance
#5316

I like to think that the real losers were the people we met along the way.

— Beej [2018-09-12]
Board Games on AFK
#5315

You need to start accepting the fact in your life that sometimes nothing you do matters.

— Beej [2018-09-12]
Board Games on AFK
#5314

I can cut a man open now with my iPhone and it'll be fine and legal.

— James [2018-09-12]
None on LRRMtG
#5313

Somebody's shooting at me! Perfect!

— Serge [2018-09-11]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
#5312

I would never weaponize Jo!

— Serge [2018-09-11]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More