Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#5446

I'm contractually obligated to go along with you, but I think that one's bad. But I'm agreeing because that's good improv.

— Kathleen [2018-10-27]
None on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5445

Look I can't keep track every Satanic ritual we may or may not have done.

— Paul [2018-10-26]
Just Chatting on The Crapshoot
#5444

Do Kangaroos start as Spiders?

— Paul [2018-10-26]
Bloodborne on The Crapshoot
#5443

Please, Beej, twiddle my knobs.

— Graham [2018-10-26]
None on Adam's Gamehaüs
#5442

From Hell's heart, I stab at me!

— NexusVoxx [2018-10-25]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#5441

Did someone try to put a body in a sink? there's a toilet right here.

— Paul [2018-10-25]
Viscera Cleanup Detail on Games of Chance
#5440

"That's why we have to get by on the strength of our personalties." "I don't have one of those."

— Adam and James [2018-10-24]
Revenger: Age of Morons on Watch and Play
#5439

Show me that thick cotton!

— Adam [2018-10-24]
None on LRRMtG
#5438

In this particular case, one is zero.

— James [2018-10-24]
None on LRRMtG
#5437

"No there are worse people." "Worse then us? I hope so."

— James and Adam [2018-10-24]
None on LRRMtG
#5436

Stop looking at your phone, start having a good time.

— Adam [2018-10-24]
None on LRRMtG
#5435

Are you a bad enough dude to start an epidemic?

— Adam [2018-10-17]
None on Talking Simulator
#5434

See that? Putting the Adam in Nostradamus!

— Adam [2018-10-23]
Dark Souls on New Day Tewsday
#5433

The Internet's a beautiful thing, I love it so much.

— Adam [2018-10-23]
Dark Souls on New Day Tewsday
#5432

When you answer me too fast, that's when I know you're lying.

— Adam, to James [2018-10-23]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5431

Your meat juice is everywhere James!

— Serge [2018-10-23]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5430

My solution to everything is fire.

— Heather [2018-10-22]
Just Chatting on CheckPoint Plus
#5429

So here's something that probably wont succeed......

— Paul [2018-10-22]
Just Chatting on CheckPoint Plus
#5428

I'm gonna lrrEFF you up, Lou Bega.

— Ian [2018-10-21]
Walt Disney's The Jungle Book: Rhythm n' Groove on Rhythm Cafe
#5427

Welcome to this!

— Kathleen [2018-10-20]
None on LoadingReadyLive
#5426

Get your face in there and wiggle it around and don't come back until you've gotten a fruity treat!

— Kathleen [2018-10-20]
None on LoadingReadyLive
#5425

Really feel it. With your skinparts.

— Heather [2018-10-20]
None on LoadingReadyLive
#5424

I put my hand in the Bone Zone and all I got was this lousy bug.

— Kathleen [2018-10-20]
None on LoadingReadyLive
#5423

No one will get freaked out by bug friends, right?

— Heather [2018-10-20]
None on LoadingReadyLive
#5422

I'm on team WeedBeej.

— Adam [2018-10-20]
None on LoadingReadyLive