Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#5243

Morra can sometimes break the fourth wall when I screw up.

— Kathleen [2018-08-06]
None on Dice Friends
#5242

Today I'm Dressed like a heavy metal toddler.

— Kathleen [2018-08-06]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#5241

See this is how I know that you're evil: you don't think bakeries are cool!

— Dale, as an NPC [2018-07-30]
None on Dice Friends
#5240

Still, a pale imitation of me is a beautiful rainbow peacock that brings joy to many.

— Kathleen, as Morra [2018-07-30]
None on Dice Friends
#5239

I wanna live in a world where I don't get whacked in the head by a mole.

— Heather [2018-08-05]
iOS Gaming on Rhythm Cafe
#5238

I'm always up for low-poly penguins!

— Ian [2018-08-05]
iOS Gaming on Rhythm Cafe
#5237

I would be honored to touch your heatsinks.

— Ian, to Johnny [2018-08-05]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#5236

I'm here to kick ass and punch panthers, and I'm all out of ass so I'm gonna go punch a panther.

— Kathleen [2018-08-04]
Dungeons & Dragons on Unknown
#5235

What are we gonna do, NOT open the talking magic box?

— Ben [2018-08-04]
Dungeons & Dragons on Unknown
#5234

You can't be a vegetarian, you have a stake in your heart!

— Kathleen, as Euphomia [2018-08-04]
Dungeons & Dragons on Unknown
#5233

I'm just gonna roll dice, tell you what the number is, and you can tell me how bad I am at this.

— Ian [2018-08-04]
Dungeons & Dragons on Unknown
#5232

I don't know if I can go a whole session without swearing.

— Ben, considering a vow of celibacy [2018-08-04]
Dungeons & Dragons on Unknown
#5231

"Moist" is sexy!

— Ben [2018-08-04]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#5230

They'll all know how wide your legs are!

— Paul, on the dangers of oversharing on the Internet [2018-08-03]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#5229

Cheese is delicious.

— Kathleen [2018-08-03]
The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
#5228

Always without question, the algorithm is bad.

— Graham [2018-08-03]
The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
#5227

We got milkshake orb'ed!

— Beej [2018-08-03]
The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
#5226

You're a tyrant, you create your own gravity and culture!

— Cori [2018-08-03]
Heaven Will Be Mine on Now Kiss!
#5225

Did Beej get food? Yes he did.

— Beej & Graham, clapping between each word [2018-08-02]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#5224

This is what games looked like shortly after you stopped pooping yourself.

— James [2018-08-02]
Command & Conquer: Red Alert on Games of Chance
#5223

They're very much in love and on fire.

— RebelliousUno [2018-07-31]
None on AFK
#5222

Would you rather fight 12 zombies, or one goat named Clyde?

— Ian [2018-08-01]
Board Games on AFK
#5221

Don't worry, I'm not going to miss.

— Adam, shortly before missing [2018-08-01]
Board Games on AFK
#5220

Turns out that you can do a lot of stuff with wood.

— Ben [2018-08-01]
Board Games on AFK
#5219

This game is like trying to steer a Dune buggy with a Garlic ring.

— Alex [2018-08-01]
Castlevania: Legacy of Darkness on Watch and Play