Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#5419

It's everything Ian has ever wanted to be: a series of birds.

— Graham [2018-10-19]
Magic: The Gathering on The Crapshoot
#5418

I'm building a nest.

— Beej [2018-10-19]
Music on The Crapshoot
#5417

Can we use the special horse meth again?

— Beej [2018-10-19]
Music on The Crapshoot
#5416

'Sorry could you say something a little less disgusting?' 'Absolutely not, no.'

— Cori and Kathleen [2018-10-18]
Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#5415

I'm always thinking -- that's my problem.

— Ian [2018-10-18]
Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#5414

'I'm not sticking my iPhone in this pumpkin.' 'I'm totally sticking my iPhone in the pumpkin.'

— Kathleen and Ian [2018-10-18]
Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#5413

Come work at LoadingReadyRun: it's dangerous!

— Kathleen [2018-10-18]
Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#5412

I'm a menace to the natural order, doo do doo do doo~

— Kathleen [2018-10-18]
Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#5411

I throw caution and pumpkin guts to the wind.

— Kathleen [2018-10-18]
Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#5410

I think all children are just imbued with the spirit of capitalist excess.

— Kathleen [2018-10-18]
Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#5409

I have to go home, for not-poop reasons.

— Graham [2018-10-18]
Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#5408

That's one of the perks of being an adult: no one's there to tell you that you're doing things unsafely.

— Ian [2018-10-18]
Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#5407

Butterfly tickles are the worst kind of tickles.

— Paul [2018-10-18]
Pony Island on Games of Chance
#5406

Turns out Satan kinda sucks at game programming.

— Paul [2018-10-18]
Pony Island on Games of Chance
#5405

I hate fun.

— Adam [2018-10-17]
Board Games on AFK
#5404

I hate being constrained by shoes.

— Adam [2018-10-17]
None on LRRMtG
#5403

oooo, woooo!

— Serge [2018-10-16]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5402

That's for the Timezones to decide.

— James [2018-10-16]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5401

We should just throw diamonds at each other to flaunt our wealth.

— Serge [2018-10-16]
None on Dice Friends
#5400

It wasn't supposed to be a murder mystery, it was supposed to be a class action lawsuit!

— Kathleen, as Jessica [2018-10-15]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#5399

'What's that smell?' 'Bad life choices.'

— Serge and Kathleen, as @Franky and Jessica [2018-10-15]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#5398

That thing that you're not familiar with? It's a lot like that.

— Cameron [2018-10-15]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#5397

You all feel suspiciously well supported.

— Cameron, as GM [2018-10-15]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#5396

I can and will break you in half.

— Kathleen, as Jessica [2018-10-15]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#5395

Lets not wave you around, let's support your butt at all times.

— Kathleen [2018-10-15]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus