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#5182

If he mistakes you for his inner demons, just yell back 'Don't kill the incredibly intelligent and brave elf, because she's great.'

— Kathleen, as Morra, to Snak [2018-07-16]
None on Dice Friends
#5181

I'm gonna go win him over with the power of friendship, cuddly lizards, and some sort of baked good.

— Kathleen, as Morra [2018-07-16]
None on Dice Friends
#5180

I know I smell like sewage, but he's a crazy man who refuses to pay rent so I don't think he's in a position to be judging me about my personal odour.

— Kathleen, as Morra [2018-07-16]
None on Dice Friends
#5179

'He tried to kill you.' 'Yeah but he didn't do a very good job of it so let's try again, shall we?'

— Kathleen and Paul, as Dande and Morra [2018-07-16]
None on Dice Friends
#5178

I need a realistic fake identity if I'm going to pretend not to be the best person in the world, which is me!

— Kathleen, as Morra [2018-07-16]
None on Dice Friends
#5177

I just got us a brand new shithole to stay in thank you very much!

— Kathleen, as Morra [2018-07-16]
None on Dice Friends
#5176

'This is quite a nice painting,' I say, looking at the picture of me being dismembered.

— Kathleen [2018-07-16]
None on Dice Friends
#5175

So are you summoning a demon?

— Dale, looking very hopeful [2018-07-16]
None on Dice Friends
#5174

How are you not charismatic? Look how fluffy you are!

— Graham, of Paul's character Dande [2018-07-16]
None on Dice Friends
#5173

That is a 26 on my 'open shutters while holding a cinnamon bun' check.

— Paul [2018-07-16]
None on Dice Friends
#5172

I just had an idea but it seemed like weird so I'm gonna ignore it.

— Kathleen, as Morra [2018-07-16]
None on Dice Friends
#5171

'I love commotions!' 'I've noticed that about you.'

— Kathleen and Dale
None on Dice Friends
#5170

Just let a nice thing be nice!

— Graham [2018-07-16]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#5169

You don't look like a doofus if people don't know it's you that looks like a doofus.

— Andrew [2018-07-14]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#5168

It doesn't really matter what happened, as long as we know who to blame for what happened.

— Paul [2018-07-14]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#5167

I blame the '90s.

— Cori [2018-07-14]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#5166

That makes a lot of sense, actually. Beej, why don't you explain why.

— Ben, improv mastermind [2018-07-14]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#5165

Crabbo gets the stabbo?

— Adam [2018-07-14]
Horizon Zero Dawn on Adam's Gamehaüs
#5164

Whenever I think Kathleen, I think "serene meditation".

— Cam [2018-07-13]
The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
#5163

Shut your face god.

— Paul [2018-07-12]
The Talos Principle on Games of Chance
#5162

Stop making out with Twitch chat.

— Ben, to Adam [2018-07-11]
Board Games on AFK
#5161

Why did that burp scare me?

— Ben, after burping [2018-07-11]
Resident Evil HD Remaster on Let's NOPE
#5160

Can you put carpet on the celling?

— Serge [2018-07-11]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5159

"so how many times have your pants exploded?" "exactly once."

— RebelliousUno & Serge [2018-07-11]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5158

Ah, the assassin class.

— Ben, while using a Gatling cannon [2018-07-10]
Defiance 2050 on New Day Tewsday