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#5120

DICK OFF!

— Ben, to every spider ever [2018-06-27]
Resident Evil HD Remaster on Let's NOPE
#5119

FUCK SHARKS!.......Don;t fuck sharks kids.

— Ben [2018-06-27]
Resident Evil HD Remaster on Let's NOPE
#5118

"Serge cheats in Minecraft all the time." "But I don't use mods, so I still have the moral highground."

— James & Serge [2018-06-27]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5117

"out of sight, out of mind." "But I can still hear them." "out of sight, out of mind!"

— RebelliousUno & Serge [2018-06-27]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5116

In the grim dark future of mine o'clock there is only butter.

— RebelliousUno [2018-06-27]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5115

Everybody, welcome to the Bone Zone!

— Serge [2018-06-27]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5114

Then you tell me where my pants are, James!

— Serge [2018-06-27]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#5113

'What kind of hole would you make for a hole worm?' 'A wormhole!'

— Dale and Beej [2018-06-25]
Board Games on Dice Friends
#5112

I'm gonna be fine and look scary.

— Kathleen [2018-06-25]
Board Games on Dice Friends
#5111

I don't want to sound like myself, what's the point of that?

— Kathleen [2018-06-25]
Board Games on Dice Friends
#5110

Ian, these were really good dice, and then I lent them to you...

— Dale [2018-06-25]
Board Games on Dice Friends
#5109

Think of me as like a very violent golden retriever.

— Kathleen [2018-06-25]
Board Games on Dice Friends
#5108

'Tell me if I'm not allowed to do this.' 'That doesn't sound like me.'

— Kathleen and Dale [2018-06-25]
Board Games on Dice Friends
#5107

The DM's here laughing and smiling, I'm sure it will go perfectly.

— Cori [2018-06-25]
Board Games on Dice Friends
#5106

Humans have a difficult time being reupholstered.

— Cameron, as Yuri Armstrong [2018-06-25]
Board Games on Dice Friends
#5105

I respond out loud with my brain-thoughts.

— Cori [2018-06-25]
Board Games on Dice Friends
#5104

What we need to do is rescue these Calvin Klein underwear models, who all look quite fetching...

— Kathleen, as Inspector Assayer [2018-06-25]
Board Games on Dice Friends
#5103

I'm not the rider, I'm the motorcycle.

— Ian, as Krancor [2018-06-25]
Board Games on Dice Friends
#5102

You've always been a rock to me...unfortunately we're in zero gravity where rocks do what they want.

— Ian, as Krancor [2018-06-25]
Board Games on Dice Friends
#5101

What if we get up right close to them and put up a sign in the window that says 'we're coming over and we have tea and cake'?

— Kathleen, as Inspector Assayer [2018-06-25]
Board Games on Dice Friends
#5100

This is less of a noise-cancelling situation and more like a very-atoms-screaming-in-agony situation.

— Kathleen, as Inspector Assayer [2018-06-25]
Board Games on Dice Friends
#5099

What I'm trying to say is that splitting the party is inadvisable.

— Dale, as DM, pointedly [2018-06-25]
Board Games on Dice Friends
#5098

Just reach in behind me! Mind the goo.

— Beej, as Carfax™ Seagull [2018-06-25]
Board Games on Dice Friends
#5097

Mind the goo, or else there'll be more goo.

— Beej, as Carfax™ Seagull [2018-06-25]
Board Games on Dice Friends
#5096

I'm here to tell you what to do and that's be kind to others and spread goodness in the world.

— Kathleen [2018-06-25]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus